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Babe are you okay you're watching that episode of the Ranma anime where Ranma hits her head and forgets she used to be a guy again

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I mean surely we all grew up feeling like there was a wrongness inherently deep inside us that will endure for the rest of our lives

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a little obsessed with the story of how giacomo casanova was sharing a gondola with this random guy who suddenly started having a seizure, and casanova had some medical training so he stabilized the guy until the guy’s physician could be called. and then the physician bled the guy and put mercury ointment on him, which caused everything to get worse to the point that a priest was called to administer the guy’s last rites, but then casanova stepped in and washed off the mercury ointment despite the doctor yelling at him not to. and the guy recovered and turned out to be super rich and powerful and in gratitude bankrolled casanova’s debauchery for years until casanova got himself sentenced to five years in jail for blasphemy. also at one point he got shot through the hand in a duel and doctors wanted to amputate it but he said no it’ll be fine and it Was

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call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there

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do you think TV Daniel (old version) would actually call Paris.

people say all the time that devil's minion "match each other's freak" and they mostly mean that in the sadomasochism way, which is beautiful & true, but to me it extends deeper than that. to me perhaps the most appealing thing about devil's minion is the fact that they like. are kind of the relationship equivalent of a "yes and" improv course due to the fact that they're both liars and hypocrites and they love bitching about things more than they do sticking to their self-appointed moral code, which is already based more on self-interest than it is anything else. all of that to say daniel would LOVE to bitch about armand making him do anything, at all, but he would also love to see the light in armand's eyes just at the excitement of doing it and after it had been done. lots to gain for daniel in this situation. win win for him. long story short one must imagine TV Daniel old version would actually call Paris

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Ok new game. What's the thing you're a fan of that you're the most pretentious about. NOT the most pretentious thing you're a fan of, I mean the thing that makes *you* act like one of those "oh yeah? Name five of their albums" people. There is a difference

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I wrote another short story and this one is very short so it is definitely normal. It has no space to be weird.

How to escape the well

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there's been a horrible almost accident at the hypervigilance factory

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youre offline because you have an irl life and miss one load bearing post on here and all of a sudden you dont understand any of the vagues on your dash for the next week

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everyone hate my loquacious swag. its always "why did you make this sentence so long" and "why do you use so many commas and em dashes" and never "how did you come up with run on sentence" or "writing that run on sentence looked fun"

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So I know we all assume Buck and Eddie have keys to each other’s houses, but we are sleeping on all the other things they have keys to.

I want someone to realize that Buck just has a key to Eddie’s truck and Eddie has a key to the Jeep.

They share a storage unit, because it’s cheaper that way.

There’s a safety deposit box at the bank with both of their important docs (cough, Eddie’s will, cough).

They share a note file with all the passwords for their streaming services and Chris’s school apps.

Just, sometimes I think we don’t make them codependent enough.

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4x10 | 6x1 | 8x5

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we're losing the stache this week.