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I think I finally get why Anne Rice was so anti-fanfic back in the day, because I'm supposed to be book-clubbing Memnoch right now but all I really want to do is read a million fics about all the different ways Armand and Old Man Daniel are blowing each other's backs out on the regular

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Season 1 was basically Louis saying "God remember how fun my ex was?" and Daniel replying "Girl don't you hate his ass? Didn't he treat you like shit? Remember when he cheated on you?"

It's looking like season 2 it's going to be Louis and Armand saying "Remember our romantic meet-cute and how great it was when we first fell in love?" and Daniel going "Isn't your marriage actively crumbling as we speak? Don't you two argue like every day? Aren't you minutes away from a divorce?"

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mr. 150% divorce rate himself

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#which could mean nothing: a compilation

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shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

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Literally nobody I know knows Gayle Waters-Waters despite how much she has contributed to society and meme culture. Get rid of the couches. We can’t let people know we sit. Was anyone gonna tell me x or was I supposed to read it in x myself. That gif of her in the kitchen breaking a board with her head. Her mad dash from the house that ends with her jump kicking her mailbox off

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As much as I'd love for my boy Daniel to make Lestat cry by way of journalism sponsored bullying...I think it would be more entertaining if he just said his clothes were ugly

Lestat: "Saint Louis..." this, "the Gremlin..." that

Daniel thinking but also not actively preventing other vampires from hearing him: Both Louis and Armand gave the impression that you had a sense of style, what happened to it?

Leatat: *stops mid sentence and cries*

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You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

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New D.B Cooper theory: He didn't go anywhere. He's just been chillin at cruising altitude this whole time.

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like to charge, reblog to cast <3

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Them 100%

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People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

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they traumatized a man with big brown doe eyes and a slutty waist and they want me to be normal about it ?

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currently inconsolable about how in the show daniel got to live the full human life that in the books armand desperately wanted him to have

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peak comedy peak romance

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ten pages later...