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Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.
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Americans really really need to be less paranoid and more capable of tolerating minor discomfort in public. Not everyone is a pervert/rapist/strangler/fiend. In fact, very few people are. Treating every violation of normal order as though it is a threat is why people are getting shot for turning around in a stranger's driveway. This happens within the frameworks of basically every ideology present in American culture. It is an American illness. If your vision of the world doesn't have room for saying "I'm sure it's nothing" then you really gotta work some shit out.
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if you hear the phrase death to america and you decide to interpet it as meaning someone is going around with a gun to kill every single person that inhabits the landmass as opposed to it being a call for the death to the state as it exists right now then that quite frankly is your problem.
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I have zero reason to be against Land Back, I don't own any land right now
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heyy can we do a sexy roleplay where im a prince from a fallen kingdom and youre the powerful warrior who has taken me for their own pleasure. yes? yipeeee ok so before we start first here's a google doc with the whole history of the fictional land we're both from and the intricate geopolitical workings of the- oh yeah and here's a supplementary doc on the agriculture and trade routes of said fictional land and stuff and yes this is important. the dirty talk has to be lore accurate
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on the thirteenth day of christmas my true love was investigated for his many flagrant violations of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918
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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god
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they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore
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Small joys on Tumblr:
When your notes make a perfect cat
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i need to tie him to a table and do dubiously ethical medical experiments on him while he squirms and whimpers
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[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]
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the holidays are never officially here until i see the christmas light extension cord of death by electricity and I have yet to see it.
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i keep goncharoving myself with daniel's books in iwtv. i paused episode 1 during my rewatch to read the dust jackets when they're shown on screen and for a solid 30 seconds i was legitimately like oh i should see if they have any of these at the library. and then i remembered that obviously they will not have any of these at the library because they are not real
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Old Daniel, you cunty bitch, these Troubled Birds are for you.
Other IWTV/Troubled Birds Posts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
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