#tomorrows shouldnt be so bad... i think

[istherewifiinhell]

give me a task that requires a power sander ANYDAY over the shit i had to do today. like sure the physical strain but i feel like the mental entertainment is... clearly apparent to anyone whose used one/can picture it and its the right kind of pervert with a real can do attitude.

[lesbianjonimitchell]

maybe i should wash my hair in case i die of sepsis

[orcelito]

Bought a stupid suit thing. Disgustang.

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[hoshiina]

chat we are SO BACK THERE WILL BE A POST TOMORROW

[phagodyke]

ykw actually I am angry + disappointed w them. I've been pushing how I feel aside and trying to make it my own fault so it's all contained but I think theyve just been mean. and they really should know me better ik I try to pretend I don't expect more from them so I feel less hurt when they do things that upset me but we've been friends for years by this point. like come on.

[zoppzoop]

GAAHAHHHHH

[truthdarespinbottles]

Literally dreading going to work tomorrow

[thoughtfulseason]

wow it is pretty wild that i actually cried in fencing and when i say wild i mean embarrassing because no others cried when hit with the ball (from the foot to the face) not even the children 😐

[transgaysex]

debating whether i should just stay up for the next 2 hours and change my schedule asap before taking a power nap of sorts

[gabberpopsexclusive]

L's valentines oneshots: day 4!

HELLO LOVELIES!! here is day 4/7!! i just have to say.. this is pure filth. my brain cant stop thinking of vampire joost, so heres vampire joost.

DAY FOUR: well, we already know 🧛

!! minors dni !! contains explicit material !!

god vampire joost where do i BEGIN! hes so fucking sexy. but hes also so sweet to you! trust me man vampire joost isnt completely evil! (noo dont pull up him eating the manager..)

hes really nice to reader tho, well, unless the two are fucking.

sex with vampire!joost is hot as fuck though. sometimes he'll wake you up in the middle of the night, and all you see as you open your eyes is him devouring your pussy like theres no tomorrow, its making your brain just go absolutely fuzzy. when he sees you're up he apologizes, but says he just couldnt wait for you, he needs you so bad. the whiny voice he gives you makes you forgive him ofc, not like it was a particularly upsetting thing to wake up to though.

he'll bite your thigh when hes done eating you out, but not enough to draw blood. he says you've gotta wait for that part. really, it doesnt take that long.

while hes fucking you like theres no tomorrow, your back being pressed into the matress unbelievably hard, he'll lean over you and reach for your neck, biting you while hes thrusting in and out of you. the sudden pain mixed with the pleasure?? holy shit its an insane feeling. immediately you feel ten times closer to cumming. joost can tell, too. he feels you tighten around his dick, removing himself gently from your neck to ask you if you're close.

of fucking COURSE you're close. you insist for him to keep going, and he does. even though you know you aren't going to last for much longer, the sensation of him is so perfectly overstimulating that you can't help but crave him. suddenly you feel the orgasm come crash over you, and him cumming inside you right after.

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i cant bring myself to write an aftercare section but trust hes sweet with it. gah damn, maybe i shouldnt have forced myself to write for seven days in a row, imma be burnt out af by the time this is over 😭 (but its okay i do it for yall and since u like it ill keep writing when i have the time & motivation!! ❤️❤️)

[maid-of-the-golden-deer]

assorted ideas for what that might make the farming/village sim half of azuma work better (as it stands its an enjoyable rpg and dating sim that forces you to do some wonky management to progress):

-change the store hours. rn they open at the exact same you do and close well after you likely went to sleep unless you were pushing the time limit in a dungeon. have the seasonal villages work like a clock: spring stores open and close the earliest, autumn open and close the latest, summer and winter in between. that will give you more motivation to village hop besides character visits

-make. cooking. take. time. if crafting now only costs money instead of rp, i think it should also take up time. giving someone a gift shouldnt take more time than making bread. have different villages let you cook different food, and cooking together can only be done with a villages resident. related, izakayas and teahouses should have a different list of foods you can make. and you should only be able to make quick meals/snacks at the cooking stations around the world

-have village funds and your funds be seperate; they let you sell things at stores for immediate money, so have that be your spending change (for gears, upgrades, cooking, etc) and your shipping box should go to village expenses (feeding villagers, what money you can spend on buildings/decorations). that way you have to weigh what goes into the shipping box and you cant access until tomorrow vs what you can have right at that moment

-tidy up the inventory management. as it stands i only ever filled my inventory up if i deliberately didnt stop at one of the billion places to unload. take a page from mainline RF, have it start small and get big, and make your home storage work the same (that was WAAAY too big, i put almost 90 hours into my first file and it was barely half full). make it matter, not just be busywork you have to do

-an obvious one ive seen a lot of complaints regarding: for the love of mokoshiro habaki, let us dictate what the villagers plant. i understand that they want you to oversee them, but if so much can be automated, make it more about the actual management rather than micromanaging the fields. maybe itd be too complex for some people, but id like to be able to pick who waters, who plants, who harvests too. right now my only thought it "those jerks better not have planted a crop that grows badly here or so help me-"

the tldr is make more things on the farming side actually matter; the whole time it felt like they were trying to sand away anything that might cause tension for the new audience who would just prefer a jrpg over a rune factory game. there was rarely any friction between me and the game in a bad way

i enjoyed myself a fair bit (im nearly at 100 hours already), so id hardly say its a bad game, but it felt VERY lopsided towards the action + social side of things, with the farming + management kind of tacked on

[did-sm1-say-catfish]

In honor of the dannypocalypse i'm finally posting the next episode of Jhonny Watches Danny Phantom!!! Dont judge me im lazy...

s2 ep8!! the fright before christmas

i cant remember if its canon that sam is jewish or if i just made that up and believed it ---

AWWWW danny doesnt like christmas because his parents fight./m IM GONNA CRYYY ---

who is thissssss ;))))) ---

soooo.. i think we might have some trauma to work thru.  ---

Danny, after blowing up a dudes freshly written book: ohhh sorry dude!!!  the dude: WHAT??!?!?! THAT WAS MY ONLY COPY OF MY CHRISTMAS POEM BOOK THING!!!!  Danny: WAIT!! i destroyed a christmas book?? HELL YEAHHHHHH ---

danny trapped in his poem?? oml this could not get annyyyyyy funnier!! 

ITS RHYMING. ITS FUNNIER.  ---

MY POOR BABY. if i wasnt already convinced his parents are the root of all of his problems i am now.  ---

ok i didnt make up sam being jewish. ok bet ---

I DID NOT NEED TO HEAR THAT. “oh man that is hot” STOP/ MY EARSS. JACK STOP ITTTTTT!!!HHSJNBSJ THIS IS LIKE WHEN UR PARENTS FLIRT IN FRONT OF YOU OHH MY LORDY SAVE ME UGHhhhh ---

a truce on christmas?? THIS BOY CANNOT GET ABREAKKK!!! poor danny is the only one with christmas hating ways... ---

danny is literally doomed by the narrative ---

the.. teh END? WAS BECAUSE??? NOTHING RHYMES WITH?? ORANGEEEEE?!??!?!?!? oh not ended just paused. still, that is hilarballs. the bad guys weakness was the word orange. eminem could solve this. ---

having an afterlife crisis, are we?? ---

IM GONNA CRYYYYY!!! THEYRE ONE BIG MESSED UP FAMILYYYYY!!

skulker: tomorrow we gon fight but today lets have a truce!!! its christmas, danny.  ---

im starting to think that fighting is like- ghost love language.  ---

ok so overall this episode was ok?? i didnt like the message. Like, danny has problems with christmas. No, he shouldnt make it evryone elses problem, but torturing him?? tahst not the way to go.  The fanfiction. The fanfiction 

(looking back at this, idk what "The fanfiction. The fanfiction" means but the rest i totally agree with.)

thats all folks!!! happy dannypocalypse!!

[yourfatherjustinmcelroy]

i think part of the reason that people hate the "we can't kill the bad guy otherwise we become just like them" trope is because it's never really explained properly. Because yeah, when you put it like that, not only does it sound lame but it also kind of makes no sense.

But here's the thing: it's not that vanquishing the bad guy by doing something they might do makes you like them, it's that by doing so, you are saying that the way they did things was right. You are reinforcing the patterns and cycles that they perpetuated, and you have not really vanquished anything, just postponed it.

Which like, when you see it like that, it makes a little more sense. If there's someone who's unfairly throwing people in prison, you shouldnt punish them by overthrowing them and throwing them into the same prison and then going on your merry way, you should instead examine why people were allowed to be thrown into prison like that in the first place and figure out what gave this person the power to do that.

If there's someone who's benefiting from power, you are not really defeating them if you just take that power for yourself, all you've done is begin either your eventual transformation into them, or your lifelong guard against someone who would become them after you. The only way to actually defeat the villain is to dismantle that which they used to justify their actions, to remove the means with which someone could ever hurt people in this way ever again

PSA I AM EXPLICITLY TALKING ABOUT FICTION (WHERE CHARACTERS DO THINGS COHERENT TO AN OVERARCHING STORY) THIS IS NOT NECESSARILY WIDELY APPLICABLE IN REAL LIFE SOMETIMES IT KIND OF DOES COME DOWN TO ONE GUY OKAY SOMETIMES SYSTEMIC REFORM DOES START WITH KILLING ONE SPECIFIC GUY OKAY EVERYONE GO PUNCH A NAZI AND SHOOT A CEO TOMORROW

[apieceoftoastedbread]

guys nobody understands im so obsessed with tgwdlm. like i love starkid and literally anything they will ever make, but my little autistic ass can quote the majority of tgwdlm. i make references to it so much.

i have an assignment where i have to do a solo? i think im doing show stopping number

that scene in “what if tomorrow comes?”(black friday) where it has bill, ted, paul, emma, charlotte and pete/hot chocolate boy? i scream everytime i see it.

any scene with ted or paul? im in the corner stimming.

Mamma mia? “we get there and the whole theater gets hit by a GODDAMN METEOR!! MAMMA MIA!!”

godspell? “they shouldnt call it godspell more like god awful”—“yeah, or like godDAMN that was bad”

its 5 o clock? “FIVE A CLOCK CANT COME SOON ENOUGH”

theres si many more..

worst part about this is i have a friend with the name paul. i cant hear the name without thinking of the other person and its HELL. but i love them.

my friends are so sick of me but please. they are so silly. someone talk to me abt it. please im asking nicely

[anzuhan]

Hello! I'm new to your account but I just want to say your art is suuuuupper pretty! I want to know Anzu's lore, have you written it down anywhere or have discussed it with a previous ask yet?

hello, thank you and glad you asked 🫶 anzu never really speaks about anzu's lore because its overly complex and anzu wouldve wanted to save it for later for when anzu could actually pursue vtuber & idol activities, however its been 4 years and anzu still couldnt really. manage to do that. so anzu will talk about it now 👍 ^ _^)👍

anzu just hopes youre ready for a VERY long post (under cut because. otherwise itll be a post the length of do you like the color of the sky and dont wanna take up peoples dashes 😭)

so based on anzu's current design you'd probably think anzu is a vampire. which isnt entirely wrong but also. WRONG !! you see, anzu isn't from this world, universe, dimension, what have you. anzu comes from a very distant place in its own right that cannot exactly be entered, not even by anzu anymore due to how anzu was exiled from it. 'us' that live there are not entirely a species that is documented by the ones here, so anzu cant exactly tell you what anzu is, but the closest word to it of the inhabitants of this world would be probably close enough to shapeshifter; anzu doesnt exactly fit all characteristics of one, but that is still the best word youve all got for it ! anzu in a way also works like a candle, though anzu isnt made from wax or anything of the like (´ﾉω；`) anzu's insides are hollow and anzu's 'life' is given by a flame inside of anzu's body. it is closer enough to the fire that exists in this world, but also not entirely due to how it can hardly go out. back in anzu's 'world' we all lived under something close to a high governance of 'elders', but anzu would also compare it close to what people tend to call cults here. anzu did not like it, and though its painted as bad to be kicked out of that realm, anzu is kind of happy to have gone out ☆

anzu was also lucky enough to come across another of anzu's kind in the first world anzu was thrown into after the exile that could teach anzu how everything works. we are not exactly built for battle, though maybe sadly for anzu, anzu loves combat </3 our kind can go through dimensions, time and space at will, so we do not exactly age the same as humans. anzu could be 99308 one day and then 193993 the next one ! if anzu did some time skips or dimension skips or what have you. anzu has also given up trying to keep track of anzu's age, though last time anzu's checked, it was around 102000s (this may become invalid even by tomorrow)

the way we see things are as all stories, tales and also things far unknown beyond your imagination are their own dimension; dimensions are split into timelines; there is always a main timeline that shouldnt be interfered with, the one that you may call 'the one with the given fate', where all things go as they should, whether that be bad or not. and then after this one, theres thousands of subtimelines where minor changes have happened in everyones lives; anzu is free to go and disrupt those with anzu's own ideas of how things shouldve went~ truth to be told, anzu tends to become attached a ton to the ones that have sealed fates that cannot be changed.. well. almost, until anzu'd come in, of course ! and sometimes anzu cant help it but want to interfere. to how dimensions also work, a copy of every single person existing in said dimension exists in every copy of the main timeline; though, because anzu does not belong to any dimensions anzu goes thru, there can only be one anzu at a time anywhere.

anzu, across time and looking over all tons of different universes, has fallen in love with idols in each and every one of them. so anzu's quest is to end up becoming an idol in every dimension anzu goes to ! all different looks of anzu you see also tend to be so that anzu can fit in better here or there ... though despite anzu's spent so long among humans from so many different dimensions, anzu still struggles to understand some pretty simple things sometimes. either way, because anzu wants to be not only just any kind of idol but a cosplayer idol as well (i.e like fuyume hanamura from enst), its also good to have huge variety, right? ♡

this is what anzu looks like normally, anzu usually refers to this as 'default' or just 'sumika', given that was the name anzu chose when anzu had come onto a dimension outside of anzu's own. you may see it from time to time, and they may not always look identical but anzu thinks its pretty usual to spot in most drawings whenever it is the 'default' !

among the usual white holographic hair and the usual characteristics, anzu's also had blonde hair for a while ... anzu does not really like to act as an idol like this, but anzu does that.. sometimes ! and for the blonde times, it was more a case of spicing things up.. ?

those are also just a very small portion of what anzu's 'default' looks like. below is a much much larger strip of looks, though not updated.

okay ! now that we've established that that is, what a normal person would probably call anzu's 'natural' look, next are two charts of anzu's looks anzu used to use and that anzu still uses sometimes ! you see there far more often than the default, due to the fact that anzu prefers to perform idol work and activities through them. the default from before is more of a personal and casual thing(＞＜*)ノ~~~~~

(x next to the name means they do not get used anymore; checkmark means they still get used; the time below the name in paranthesis refers to when they were initially active)

though they all have a bit of a different personality and characteristics, theyre still all anzu ! anzu is anzu no matter what anzu looks like, so please dont forget that☆ if you wish to know more about any in particular, or want to see more art of either, feel free to send a further ask about it ! theres tons of arts of every single one of them.

anzu had also not described every single little thing about anzu's backstory or things anzu is capable of, tales of things thatve happened in this or that time/space/dimension/etc ; so if you have anymore questions about any and all of them please ask as well ! anzu is happy if youre interested in anzu♡