#tomorrows shouldnt be so bad... i think

[istherewifiinhell]

give me a task that requires a power sander ANYDAY over the shit i had to do today. like sure the physical strain but i feel like the mental entertainment is... clearly apparent to anyone whose used one/can picture it and its the right kind of pervert with a real can do attitude.

[todayisafridaynight]

family outing

[lesbianjonimitchell]

maybe i should wash my hair in case i die of sepsis

[orcelito]

Bought a stupid suit thing. Disgustang.

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

[hoshiina]

chat we are SO BACK THERE WILL BE A POST TOMORROW

[phagodyke]

ykw actually I am angry + disappointed w them. I've been pushing how I feel aside and trying to make it my own fault so it's all contained but I think theyve just been mean. and they really should know me better ik I try to pretend I don't expect more from them so I feel less hurt when they do things that upset me but we've been friends for years by this point. like come on.

[zoppzoop]

GAAHAHHHHH

[truthdarespinbottles]

Literally dreading going to work tomorrow

[thoughtfulseason]

wow it is pretty wild that i actually cried in fencing and when i say wild i mean embarrassing because no others cried when hit with the ball (from the foot to the face) not even the children 😐

[transgaysex]

debating whether i should just stay up for the next 2 hours and change my schedule asap before taking a power nap of sorts

[gabberpopsexclusive]

L's valentines oneshots: day 4!

HELLO LOVELIES!! here is day 4/7!! i just have to say.. this is pure filth. my brain cant stop thinking of vampire joost, so heres vampire joost.

DAY FOUR: well, we already know 🧛

!! minors dni !! contains explicit material !!

god vampire joost where do i BEGIN! hes so fucking sexy. but hes also so sweet to you! trust me man vampire joost isnt completely evil! (noo dont pull up him eating the manager..)

hes really nice to reader tho, well, unless the two are fucking.

sex with vampire!joost is hot as fuck though. sometimes he'll wake you up in the middle of the night, and all you see as you open your eyes is him devouring your pussy like theres no tomorrow, its making your brain just go absolutely fuzzy. when he sees you're up he apologizes, but says he just couldnt wait for you, he needs you so bad. the whiny voice he gives you makes you forgive him ofc, not like it was a particularly upsetting thing to wake up to though.

he'll bite your thigh when hes done eating you out, but not enough to draw blood. he says you've gotta wait for that part. really, it doesnt take that long.

while hes fucking you like theres no tomorrow, your back being pressed into the matress unbelievably hard, he'll lean over you and reach for your neck, biting you while hes thrusting in and out of you. the sudden pain mixed with the pleasure?? holy shit its an insane feeling. immediately you feel ten times closer to cumming. joost can tell, too. he feels you tighten around his dick, removing himself gently from your neck to ask you if you're close.

of fucking COURSE you're close. you insist for him to keep going, and he does. even though you know you aren't going to last for much longer, the sensation of him is so perfectly overstimulating that you can't help but crave him. suddenly you feel the orgasm come crash over you, and him cumming inside you right after.

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i cant bring myself to write an aftercare section but trust hes sweet with it. gah damn, maybe i shouldnt have forced myself to write for seven days in a row, imma be burnt out af by the time this is over 😭 (but its okay i do it for yall and since u like it ill keep writing when i have the time & motivation!! ❤️❤️)

[apieceoftoastedbread]

guys nobody understands im so obsessed with tgwdlm. like i love starkid and literally anything they will ever make, but my little autistic ass can quote the majority of tgwdlm. i make references to it so much.

i have an assignment where i have to do a solo? i think im doing show stopping number

that scene in “what if tomorrow comes?”(black friday) where it has bill, ted, paul, emma, charlotte and pete/hot chocolate boy? i scream everytime i see it.

any scene with ted or paul? im in the corner stimming.

Mamma mia? “we get there and the whole theater gets hit by a GODDAMN METEOR!! MAMMA MIA!!”

godspell? “they shouldnt call it godspell more like god awful”—“yeah, or like godDAMN that was bad”

its 5 o clock? “FIVE A CLOCK CANT COME SOON ENOUGH”

theres si many more..

worst part about this is i have a friend with the name paul. i cant hear the name without thinking of the other person and its HELL. but i love them.

my friends are so sick of me but please. they are so silly. someone talk to me abt it. please im asking nicely

[anzuhan]

Hello! I'm new to your account but I just want to say your art is suuuuupper pretty! I want to know Anzu's lore, have you written it down anywhere or have discussed it with a previous ask yet?

hello, thank you and glad you asked 🫶 anzu never really speaks about anzu's lore because its overly complex and anzu wouldve wanted to save it for later for when anzu could actually pursue vtuber & idol activities, however its been 4 years and anzu still couldnt really. manage to do that. so anzu will talk about it now 👍 ^ _^)👍

anzu just hopes youre ready for a VERY long post (under cut because. otherwise itll be a post the length of do you like the color of the sky and dont wanna take up peoples dashes 😭)

so based on anzu's current design you'd probably think anzu is a vampire. which isnt entirely wrong but also. WRONG !! you see, anzu isn't from this world, universe, dimension, what have you. anzu comes from a very distant place in its own right that cannot exactly be entered, not even by anzu anymore due to how anzu was exiled from it. 'us' that live there are not entirely a species that is documented by the ones here, so anzu cant exactly tell you what anzu is, but the closest word to it of the inhabitants of this world would be probably close enough to shapeshifter; anzu doesnt exactly fit all characteristics of one, but that is still the best word youve all got for it ! anzu in a way also works like a candle, though anzu isnt made from wax or anything of the like (´ﾉω；`) anzu's insides are hollow and anzu's 'life' is given by a flame inside of anzu's body. it is closer enough to the fire that exists in this world, but also not entirely due to how it can hardly go out. back in anzu's 'world' we all lived under something close to a high governance of 'elders', but anzu would also compare it close to what people tend to call cults here. anzu did not like it, and though its painted as bad to be kicked out of that realm, anzu is kind of happy to have gone out ☆

anzu was also lucky enough to come across another of anzu's kind in the first world anzu was thrown into after the exile that could teach anzu how everything works. we are not exactly built for battle, though maybe sadly for anzu, anzu loves combat </3 our kind can go through dimensions, time and space at will, so we do not exactly age the same as humans. anzu could be 99308 one day and then 193993 the next one ! if anzu did some time skips or dimension skips or what have you. anzu has also given up trying to keep track of anzu's age, though last time anzu's checked, it was around 102000s (this may become invalid even by tomorrow)

the way we see things are as all stories, tales and also things far unknown beyond your imagination are their own dimension; dimensions are split into timelines; there is always a main timeline that shouldnt be interfered with, the one that you may call 'the one with the given fate', where all things go as they should, whether that be bad or not. and then after this one, theres thousands of subtimelines where minor changes have happened in everyones lives; anzu is free to go and disrupt those with anzu's own ideas of how things shouldve went~ truth to be told, anzu tends to become attached a ton to the ones that have sealed fates that cannot be changed.. well. almost, until anzu'd come in, of course ! and sometimes anzu cant help it but want to interfere. to how dimensions also work, a copy of every single person existing in said dimension exists in every copy of the main timeline; though, because anzu does not belong to any dimensions anzu goes thru, there can only be one anzu at a time anywhere.

anzu, across time and looking over all tons of different universes, has fallen in love with idols in each and every one of them. so anzu's quest is to end up becoming an idol in every dimension anzu goes to ! all different looks of anzu you see also tend to be so that anzu can fit in better here or there ... though despite anzu's spent so long among humans from so many different dimensions, anzu still struggles to understand some pretty simple things sometimes. either way, because anzu wants to be not only just any kind of idol but a cosplayer idol as well (i.e like fuyume hanamura from enst), its also good to have huge variety, right? ♡

this is what anzu looks like normally, anzu usually refers to this as 'default' or just 'sumika', given that was the name anzu chose when anzu had come onto a dimension outside of anzu's own. you may see it from time to time, and they may not always look identical but anzu thinks its pretty usual to spot in most drawings whenever it is the 'default' !

among the usual white holographic hair and the usual characteristics, anzu's also had blonde hair for a while ... anzu does not really like to act as an idol like this, but anzu does that.. sometimes ! and for the blonde times, it was more a case of spicing things up.. ?

those are also just a very small portion of what anzu's 'default' looks like. below is a much much larger strip of looks, though not updated.

okay ! now that we've established that that is, what a normal person would probably call anzu's 'natural' look, next are two charts of anzu's looks anzu used to use and that anzu still uses sometimes ! you see there far more often than the default, due to the fact that anzu prefers to perform idol work and activities through them. the default from before is more of a personal and casual thing(＞＜*)ノ~~~~~

(x next to the name means they do not get used anymore; checkmark means they still get used; the time below the name in paranthesis refers to when they were initially active)

though they all have a bit of a different personality and characteristics, theyre still all anzu ! anzu is anzu no matter what anzu looks like, so please dont forget that☆ if you wish to know more about any in particular, or want to see more art of either, feel free to send a further ask about it ! theres tons of arts of every single one of them.

anzu had also not described every single little thing about anzu's backstory or things anzu is capable of, tales of things thatve happened in this or that time/space/dimension/etc ; so if you have anymore questions about any and all of them please ask as well ! anzu is happy if youre interested in anzu♡

[royalarmyking]

König Headcannons

I felt the sudden urge to make this during calculus (i was bored :p).

König + fem!reader, because this is all about how he would treat a lady.

Contains; fluff (lots of fluff), sexual themes, lil bit of jealousy, alcohol and smoking, maybe some other stuff i didnt catch.

König on a Regular Basis

~very touchy, he wants to constantly be holding you, proving to everyone that you are in fact his

~hates if another man/woman looks at you in a longing/wanting way, he's not mad at you, he's just mad

~will do everything in his power to make you feel like a queen, this man is relentless, but just wants you to be happy

~you are the only person that can make him cry (idk why, just seemed to fit right)

~if you get in a fight, he will stand close by till he thinks its gone too far. then and only then will he step in

~if you don't like him smoking, he wont, but he still might be tempted if his cigarettes are in sight

König When You're on Your Period

~insists that he does everything for you, you won't have to get up at all

~will try his very hardest to understand what is happening (he never will, but will try)

~wants to be by your side in case you need anything, his hovering can get annoying but its cute that he tries

~makes you Austrian food that you LOVE, and he knows that it makes you feel better

~will give you cuddles and act as your heating pad when the bad cramps hit, the man is basically a space heater

König in Bed (gettin spicy in here)

~will makes sure you are comfortable so that you can have a good time

~tries to be gentle, it can be hard seeing as he is a large man (in both ways)

~if he sees that you are tearing up (happens in bed), he usually tends to pull away, not wanting to hurt you. there are exceptions to this, however. if he really wants it, he'll ask if he can keep going

~will give you small hickeys all over your body as a way of branding you

~and after all is done, he will cuddle you for the rest of the night, holding you close

Last, but not least

König at the Bar (i had to)

~will let you get sloppy drunk, then proceed to take care of you when you get home

~if he drinks too much, he gets clingy, but also slightly aggressive towards other men/women tryna talk to you

~will whisper dirty things in your ear when drunk, half of the time in German, weather you understand it or not

~calls you many pet names like Liebling (darling), Maus (mouse), or Liebe (love)

~will fall asleep as soon as he's in the car, on the couch or in bed, if he's drunk enough

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guess who just remembered that they have a game tomorrow and shouldnt be staying up till midnight, if you guessed Royal (nickname for me), then you were correct

thank you for your time

[iwantanywayyy]

dad and i are sitting on the couch together watching tv. it's Friday night so neither of us should be worried about getting up early tomorrow. i honestly always feel on edge when i have to stay at dad's for the weekends. he watches me do things i know dads shouldnt but he says it's because he loves me and wants to make sure im healthy and safe.

as we're watching the movie he keeps hinting i should go to bed because it's late. every time he talks he presses his toes up against me...i shudder every time and cant help clinging onto the side of the couch. i swear sometimes i see him smirk. he seems annoyed every time i tell him i want to stay up and shakes his foot against my pajama shorts before slightly relieving pressure.

after the fourth time hinting he got up and started muttering to himself as he walked to the kitchen.

i quickly shoved my hands under my panties and checked and oh gosh im so wet why am i wet?! im scared because i know dad does bad things but i can never remember anything i feel crazy and if im wet does that mean i like it? does he know i like it? i hear his footsteps coming back and i quickly squirm back into the position i was in before he left trying to make my face cool down.

he has a cup of water in each hand and i smile in appreciation as he gives me one. taking a few sips i go to put it down but dad tells me to keep drinking because it will make me go to bed quicker. he says he's tired and will do the same but he cant sleep until i do so he counts us down and we both finish our waters before he puts his arm around me and lets me cuddle against him. honestly it made me kind of uncomfortable but dad is so big and he was so warm and made me feel safe at the same time.

as the movie goes on i feel my eyes starting to get hazy. i didnt think the water trick was gonna work that quickly (i didnt think it would work at all honestly but dad's old and maybe it works for him) i mutter out to him im sleepy and try to stand up to bring myself to my bedroom but in my efforts dad firmly grabs my thigh and plops me back down next to him. i dont know why but this made me giggly  so i tried standing up again just so he'd do it and i stumbled back on the couch letting myself fall all the way back.

my eyes were closed for i dont know how long and i felt so sleepy but dad woke me up when i felt his teeth biting into my neck making my eyes flutter open and i couldnt help but cry out i didnt know what was happening i looked down and my tits were pulled out of my top and dad has two fingers trying to shove their way into my little pussy as i squirm against him starting to cry pleading with him over and over to stop but he just hushes me and grabs my neck pulling me up with one hand and pushing me flat against the couch as he strips my pajama shorts off my flailing legs as he tried to force them apart but i fight against him which i shouldn't have because he took his second hand and brought it up to my neck choking me so hard i thought i was going to die!

when he let go i gasped for air and laid there as he easily picked up my legs and placed himself between them. i started crying when i looked down and saw his face pressed against my pussy and felt his tongue drilling my little hole.

"mmmmm little girl stop crying this little pussy is so wet for your daddy isnt it? ive tasted this cute little cunt before you know that sweetheart?"

he shoved a finger inside me making me cry out and beg him to stop i couldnt think at all i felt so weak what was he doing and why didnt i want him to actually stop?!

"you've got no fight left babygirl? you want daddy to breed that tight little teen pussy?"

i laid on the couch exposed and dripping, crying, feeling defeated as my dad pushed my thighs against my chest and lined his big cock against his daughters pussy that he just ran his tongue all over like an animal not caring what im feeling just taking what he wants.

"I'm a filthy fucking man baby im gonna rape my seed into your little teen cunt do you know what that means sweetie?"

i stopped writing there dangit i wanted to know what happened next :/