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having lots of followers on here is like what if your diary had a jury of your peers

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does anyone else remember when peoples talking point against asexuality being a queer identity was to make up a cisgender heterosexual but aromantic man who wanted to get in to all the lgbt society meetings or was that just an embarrassing thing people i knew did

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the author's barely disguised lack of socialisation and profound sense of alienation from all other human life

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if half life is so good then why isn’t there a half life 2? oh there is? well then if half life 2 is so good why isn’t there a half life 2 2? oh there is? ok well if half life 2 episode 2 is so good then why does it allow evil to exist in the world?

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delicious identity disorder

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the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot

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Crochet Milky Way Jester Hat // CircusCraftsCrochet

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sorry I didn't text you back I was in my car with my head in my hands at the far end of the walmart parking lot, trying not to buckle under the strain

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Hello, I am from Gaza and this is my brother

He received it on his foot with severe third-degree burns due to the war and tried to help him and collect some money for him

This battle was made for him so that he could pray

He is being treated and needs three physical therapy sessions weekly, and so far nothing has been sold to him. I hope you will support me, even if just a little, until he reaches the end for the hospital and my friends.🇵🇸🇵🇸🍉🍉

This is his foot and it needs daily replacement I hope you can help😭😔

https://gofund.me/ddaef587

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Here's a legal PSA:

If you've committed a crime and a detective gathers everyone involved in the room, especially if he's not actually a detective and is instead a novelist, puzzle-setter, psychic, fake psychic, dog, chess grandmaster, etc. ...

YOU SHOULD NOT CONFESS.

Every year, hundreds of people are put away by non-traditional "detectives" who have either inserted themselves into the case or are working with the police in a dubiously legal capacity as advisor. In 99% of these cases, the murderer gives a full confession even though the evidence against them is circumstantial at best and often requires a long just-so story which can only guess at motive.

If this happens to you, stay quiet, do not attempt to defend yourself or talk your way out of it, only say "I want a lawyer".

Now if you find yourself being investigated by a boy genius, magician's assistant, anthropologist, classics scholar, or philosopher, it's likely that refusing to talk to the police (or investigator with no legal authority) is merely the end of the second act, and by the end of the third act they will have you dead to rights.

YOU SHOULD STILL NOT CONFESS.

Make them take it to court. Force the eccentric detective and his straight-laced police partner to take the stand and explain their methods to a jury of your peers. Have your lawyer look at the chain of custody on the evidence, especially if you believe it to have been handled by someone who has only bumbled into detective work through their natural charm and/or unique set of skills and outsider perspective that come in handy more often than they should.

Know your rights. Don't let eccentric detectives put you away.

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forcing every character into romance or found family ruins character discussion imo

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Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all

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i love truck stops in winter bc i love a little good old fashioned reconnaissance. i’m at a wyoming truck stop eating taco bell with a bunch of random truckers discussing road conditions like we’re in a high fantasy tavern & inn and we’re warning each other about monsters and highway men. everyone talking about where we’re coming from and going to and how bad it’ll be getting there.

THE tallest man i’ve ever seen in real life just stopped me in the hallway by the coin operated laundry apropos of nothing and asked “which direction are you going?” i said east and he said “good” and walked away.

i caught up with him and asked why and he said “west’s no good right now. i just came from there.”

apparently a truck jackknifed and has traffic backed up ten miles but he sounded for all the world like he just found his village raised to the ground by an evil mage’s army

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Examples of negative self-talk to avoid:

Impossible

Not here

Not in town

I am overburdened

I can't use this yet

I need a key

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"actually," i tell my mother, who has responded to my coming-out with linguistically impossible norms of gender, "farsi is a gender-neutral language, so you should not even be able to hold the idea of transphobia in your head, for you lack the symbolic concepts that constitute its precondition". unfazed, she reaches past me for a english-persian dictionary i've failed to conceal. i try to swat it from her hands in a panic: "no! the dictionary is epistemic folly! words are untranslatable! there's nothing for you there!" but she dodges my hands and flips deftly through the pages, stopping on "B", "G", and "T". i claw at her to no avail, watching her eyes widen with her conceptual horizons as she discovers gendered language. she turns her now-baleful gaze to my tearful face and takes a breath. "so does this mean you're gay?"