#todd dnd

[hehether]

The campaign didn't end well tbh

[breadandblankets]

Duke, looking up from his homework: hey are we the tank builds?

Jason: I mean you get hit enough to be one sure

Duke: shut the fuck up, i mean like we can't die, i can heal freaky fast, we wear more armor than like everyone-

Jason: luke tho

Duke: okay luke is also kinda a tank build

Jason: yeah, now what's a tank build

Duke: have you played any videogame ever?

Jason: does sitting in the arcade pretending that you're playing the demo count?

Duke: g-d your life is so sad, what about dnd?

Jason: my death is going about the same way, what is a dnd

Duke: you know, you get a bunch of friends-

Jason: yeah i'm going to stop you there

Duke: jesus christ

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Batfam quotes as quotes from my DND game (pt 8) (but my main campaign is still on pause so this is from various oneshots over the summer)

Jason:“I'm not listening to someone who can barely touch my chin” Tim:“A pair of…” Steph:“..tits” Bruce:“No.” Jason:“If this is the job that puts me down, I swear I will come back just to haunt you” Damien:“I'm pretty sure you can see in the dark, correct”? Duke:“Oh yeah I can” Damien:“Did you forget”? Duke:“..Maybe” Jason:“Become demon- it pays off GREAT” Ra:“You wish to make one last heroic stand” Tim:“I wouldn't call it heroic but it is a stand” Dick:“Have you ever gotten hit by a meteor before”? Bruce:“...Can't say I have” Dick:“Yes, it is unpleasant” Steph:“Time isn't real, it's a soup” Damien:“That sounds like talking” Tim:“Well you see-” Damien:“That STILL sounds like talking” Tim:“-I mean that's” Damien:“Still. Talking” Tim:“Jesus... okay fine” Babs:“That's such fan behavior” Steph:“Have you ever put a hamster in a microwave”? Cass:“The fuck is a microwave”? Dick:“Congrats, You WON'T be eaten alive by rats-” Jason:“You’re making me the villain here” Damien:“God- You sound like my mother.” Dick:“Its an evil, im gonna slut shame it-” Duke:“That's my lungs not my skeleton” Cass:“Your right that's your gut not your bones”

[slothspamsstuff]

The Robins on their patrol with Archer Jason "accidentally" putting a few arrows on poor Archmage Timmy's head.

Meanwhile, Knight Stephanie is leading the troupe with Rogue Grayson as the watchman and Warlock Damian using his Clarity to clear their route of any obstacle that might come their way. P/s: This was already done a few months ago but I went back and forth thinking if I should post it or not cuz I wasn't too comfortable with drawing chibis and I thought this whole thing needed to be all polished to perfection, but in the end, I accepted that if I was going to antagonize myself over a piece, I'd never be able to move on, thus I would struggle with my inner monologues again. Plus, I know for a solid fact that I suck at drawing backgrounds so youknowwhatthatmeans I'm scared of backgrounds

[jay-joy113]

Imagine being in an dnd universe and meeting Jason.

You were walking with no real place to go when you headbutt a 6'7 brick wall of muscle who may or may not be an knight.

Now, ussualy he doesn't do charity, but seeing you so weak and alone makes gim go soft and bring you back to his humble abode (a whole ass castle).

His home is filled with weapons of many kinds but manly swords. The soft red carpet being spotless tells you hes either an clean freak or he doesn't stay inside much. The small Garden of roses is on the brink of decay because of over watering. Your room, the guest room, is a bit dusty but overall confy. Your blue sheets are made of an fine silk, theres even cute patterns on it.

Jason tells you that you can stay while you look for a place to stay, that you can even eat from his food. Honestly i would cry of sheer happines . Anyway, and thats how your slice of life adventures beggin. Wheater you prefer cleanning, cooking or gardening you end up doing something. And Jason is a bit emotional about those little acts of service, if you pick cleaning he will tell you how he never bothered because he rarely goes back to his castle (workaholic bitch) and say the smell is wonderfull. If you pick cooking he might actually cry, the last time he ate a home cooked meal was when he was a kid, he does cook for himself but that hits different. If you go care for those poor angiosperms he will look at you as if you did wichtcraft, what do you mean you fuking fixed those?? He couldn’t really care for them so he just... let em be yknow?

Afther a few more days and a more yapping, congrats, you endered him. He never had só much noyse in his castle, its not as umpleasent as he tought. That might be selfish but.. He doesn't want you to leave.

You been a great company, a great friend, a great crush- NO. He must not. You are an vunerable woman/ man/ person Who has no place to go, he shouldnt have these sinful toughts... so why when you smile he wants to kiss you? Why when he sees you helping in the castle those stone walls look more like a home? Why does he itch to hug you and never ever let go?

Afther some nights he cant take it anymore and touches himself. The warm feel of his big hands on his fat cock trying to mimic how you would feel around it. What sounds would you make? Would them be as pretty as you? With your name on his lips and face on his mind. Just as he is about to come you enter his room, whatever the fuck you had to say it scapes your head the second you see sweaty buff Jason calling out your name as he pants his abdomen white. His veiny dick doesn't go down, no, in fact it seems to get even harder under your gaze, even if its owner its looking like a fresh tomato. He asks for forgivnes, that he didn’t want you to hate him, he begs and begs...

His begging gets way cuter when you put your mouth on his member. You lick the head then gives it a little kiss, making Jason even more confused. You start to put him in, Jason puts his hand on your head, petting it softly as he lets an string of praises. When he finally cums in your mouth you can taste his salty taste. He tells you to spit, but you cant let such amazing meal go to waste can you?

When he sees you swallowed something snapped in him. He gets on top of you, undressing and carressing your body. Kissing his way down to your pussy/ cock/ hole(?). You are going to orgasm that way at least twice, he looks like an starved man, and he is, starved for love YOUR love.

Once you are both ready to do the did he will ask for consent at least 5 times. He will ask if you are 100% sure. Of course you are, its fuking Jason Todd. As said before he is most defnetly blessed, those 11 inches didn’t joke at all. Hes gentle, hugging you close and giving your face a bunch of little kisses as he says he loves you. If you ask him to go rougher he might not be able to, his life is a battle field, everything in him is rough, but for you he wants to be gentle, in these four walls he wants to be delicate.

Once you are both done he will clean you both up, dont bother doing much he wants to take care of you, just as you cared for him, he loves you a lot, he tells you that as you both cuddle on his bed, he asks if you want to live with him for real, if you want to stay forever.

If you say Yes in some days a cute little ring will be in your hand.

Thanks for reading

[greenlandpissshark]

Yes yes I need to finish my research, write my thesis, attend my courses but what if, hear me out, I spent every waking moment writing a DND campaign set in Gotham City with a fully stat-ed out batfamily ??

Did anyone consider this might be a better use of my time ??

[himejoshiangels]

obligatory dukes childhood bedroom appreciation post, this bad boy can fit so many hyperfixatation headcanons

ignore Bruce on the iv this ain't abt him..anyway childhood duke hcs for your viewing pleasure

-classic fave of mine is that dukes career as a forever dm started when he ran a campaign for a bunch of older kids when he was like 10 at the library

-and dukes favorite place was DEFINITELY the library when he was a kid. it was like baby's first mutual aid. he always returned his books on time. If there was an event, he was there, elaine and doug made sure of it. he feels like a know it all kid, the type who got in trouble for reading books about wizards under the desk instead of paying attention

- older hc but I think her wrote warrior cats fanfic basically but w dragons instead I just know he did in my heart

-in we are robin duke mentions an old childhood dream of wanting to be a paleontologist (mainly cuz he liked solving things and putting pieces together) but I dully belive the pipeline went wizards > dragons > dinosaurs (baby duke basically thought dinosaurs were like irl dragons

[biinaberry]

Batman Dnd au! Everyone bullies Bruce for being the only human

[emilyarmadillo]

Batfamily as D&D classes:

Bruce is a paladin, Oath of Vengance

All the Robins except Damian (Dick, Jason, Tim, Steph, and Duke) start out as Banneret Fighters

Bannerets are natural leaders, such as of the Titans, Young Justice, or the Robins

Barbara is a Divination wizard

As a paladin, Bruce can cast Revivify, but it only works within one minute of death. He arrives too late to save Jason.

Cassandra is a paladin, Oath of the Ancients, and is also Shadow-Touched

When Dick kills the Joker, Bruce Revivifies him

Jason comes back as a barbarian Beserker

Damian is a fighter Battle Master

Duke is a Divine Soul sorcerer and aasimar through his bio father's side

[shyjusticewarrior]

I think Jason would write a DND campaign but wouldn't ask the batfam to play cause that'd involve emotional vulnerability and the mortifying ordeal of being known.

Tim would find and read it. He'd love it and instantly become the Bugs Bunny communism meme. "Our campaign."

And that's how Jason ends up DMing for the batkids.

[dreaming-tonite]

Opening the discussion on what class members of the batfamily would be if they are dnd pcs because in true nerd fashion, all my current hyperfixations must have intersection points even if it means creating one myself:

Bruce — battle master fighter (ngl superiority dice confuses me sometimes but imo it is such a versatile and tactile class to play)

Dick — college of swords bard or hexblade warlock (not as focused on the charisma/performance aspect of things but still makes attacks using charisma stats over strength stats)

Barbara — I’m torn between school of divination wizard or knowledge domain cleric subclass because the former seems a bit too on the nose but it does make sense?? Tho i also think cleric honors her role as support (also clerics are so underrated, spirit guardian is literally one of my top spells)

Jason — path of the berserker barbarian OR oathbreaker paladin (im not a big fan of the black-and-white alignment styles of like “oathbreakers are innately evil” but the fact that this is the common idea makes for great plot potential)

Tim — bladesinging wizard (ngl im not sure about this one but i picked wizard for the int stats)

Cass — gloom stalker ranger (literal definition of you wont know what hit you until you are hit)

Damian — half-elven(*) assassin rogue

(*under personal preference, everyone is human unless specified because the charm of batfam to me is always that theyre not “meant to be” heroes but consciously become one. HOWEVER, elven al ghuls just seems like such a cool concept)

[hehether]

Steph, with her entire Barbarian weaponry and heavy armor: *clang clang* HEY BRUCE

Bruce the Evil Bat King: The wind is kinda strong today isn't it-

Inspired by: Oneshotquester on Tiktok

[cat-and-books]

D&D idea:

Musical theatre D&D. A campaign (with added elements to make each character work) where each adventurer in the party is a character from a different musical.

Warlock Lydia with a patron Beetlejuice

Druid Seymour with a small Audrey II

Wizard Mary Poppins

Rogue Sweeney Todd

Bard Dewey Finn

Just a silly little thought :)

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Batfam quotes as quotes from my dnd group (part 3) (also including some from my homeland security class because it fits)

Bruce:"Whatever helps you sleep at night" Jason:"I sleep just fine- I have no guilty concensus" Tim:“Is a skateboard considered technology”? Duke:“You are victim blaming rn” Damian:“I am because it's the victim's fault”

Steph:“Not to kink shame- but I felt shame” Dick:“I don't wear socks from April to November” Duke:“As like a rule”? Kon:“Fireball-” Tim:“Actually,Lightning ball-” Bart + Cassie, in unison:“Alleged ball” Jason:“So obviously people have feet fetishes- but I have a foot phobia, they don't belong on a body” Damian:“Did you know every winter they kick all the drones out to freeze to death” Steph:“That's so valid- girlboss moment” Jason:"I'm sorry but if that makes you a white supremacists, you gotta stop the weed"

Steph:“What do you have against sharks”? Cass:“I think we're in mutual competition” Tim:“...Care to elaborate”? Cass:“Well were winning- humankind verse sharks” Steph:“OH I thought you meant You vs the sharks” Dick:“I'll allow you to talk- or I will accept an answer in the form of interpretive dance”

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[sreppub]

a silly i drew for a thing but i scrapped it. Anyway Jason's half orc rogue sona guy

("A giant fucking orc can't be sneaky!" "Wrong. Look at Batman")