#tim is an ipad kid

[dollwhite]

Siren reader taking one good and long look at Red Robin : aw poor thing, ur my kiddo now!

Red Robin who hasn’t slept in days just accepting his fate: ah ok u got games on ur phone?-

Batman coming out of nowhere because he sensed someone trying to adopt his kid: AH NO I CALLED DIBS WHEN HIS PARENTS DIED.

Nightwing carrying Robin: That’s MY LITTLE GUY!

Red hood: fuck no you already get the demon spawn.

Batman, Nightwing, reader : WATCH UR LANGUAGE YOUNG MEN

Mean while Tim and Damian

Damian : shall we stop them from jumping Todd?

Tim: nah he deserves it, remember when he broke my nose for a distraction?

Damian chuckling: ah yes that was quite a wonderful memory.

This is Canon on how reader becomes Tim mother figure because I said so 💗😌

[livingdeadvoid]

Tim: Bruce do I have skibbi rizz with a level ten gyatt?

Bruce: No more internet access for you bud.

[xpastelsweetsx]

YALL I THINK MY SCHOOL FINALLY FIGURED OUT TO BLOCK THE FREE COMIC WEBSITE I'VE BEEN USING

[magnusj]

Erm yea, I’m a bit of an artist 🤓😎☝️

(My side of the doodles @groovyace posted)

[ratt-king]

in honor of discovering a new pid-bit enjoyer im (not) writing another meeting. Geez, they do that alot huh? Totally not because that my excuse for them interacting!

this is all out of order, so one day, I'll organize it and make a masterlist (false)

☆

Darry walked in with his brother. He noticed how the only open seats were very close to Tim and Curly, still it was a bit awkward between them now. After many interrupted and failed dates, Tim had gotten ridiculed and demoted. Darry almost wanted to ask Pony to sit closer to Tim, but he felt as though this may be his only chance in a while to get a chance to speak to him. Tim had been avoiding him like a mouse avoids cats.

He sat next to Mrs. Mathews, giving her hand a kiss before he sat. She had many influences and was a very adored woman in the community. It helped his case when he was respectful and turned the manners up a notch. Currently, Darry was trying to secure a cross alliance between the Shepards and Mathews. Both families were notorious for their old-fashioned, ruthless ways, which sparked a small rivarly. Darry was hoping to squash it with diplomacy and avoid any fighting.

Everyone slowly began to file in, and Tim could feel everyone staring at him. Even the little girl who brought them drinks stopped to stare at him. Some embraced his new traitorous title, addressing Curly instead of him. Others not so much, Tim hated having to remind them that he's not to be spoken to by anyone other than Curly and Darry. It was humiliating to have to stay completely quiet as his little brother answered questions mindlessly, even looking to Tim and telling him to answer.

If only Slyvia could've kept her mouth shut, this wouldn't have happened. If only Tim could have rejected Darry from the start, this wouldn't have happened. If only Tim wasn't stupid enough to let this happen. Now he was forced to listen and do as Curly demanded, which was everything, as Curly got to sit back and watch.

"Mr. Shepard-" Mrs. Mathews began.

"Miss, 'M not Curly." He said with a tinge of resentment in his tone.

"Do not cut me off, and I know." She smiled sweetly, "I simply wanted to be sure you also heard, I will be stepping down soon, and my son will replace me."

Her son came in, another man. He looked... calm, and didn't seem to have any worries. He introduced himself as Keith but informed us that some people may call him Two-bit. Darry gave him a firm handshake as he sat down, right in between Darry and Tim.

He stunk of booze and, for some reason, chocolate. It gave Darry a mild headache, the sweet scent too hard on his senses. Tim was on edge, and the alcohol smell reminded him of the leader who came before him. The training he endured and scars that littered his skin and proof he was ready to lead. It pissed him off.

Tim had worked so hard to reach where he was, and because he got comfortable, he lost it all. This guy was getting his position from family. He didn't deserve the power, and neither did Darry. Both of them were given it, while Tim had to fight tooth and nail to stay in the running.

Even Curly just had to wait for his brother to mess up, speaking of which, he was clearly struggling to keep up with all the information. It brought him a bit of relief that people could see his brother clearly wasn't prepared for so much responsibility.

"And so uhm... It's..." Curly looked to Tim expecting help, but Tim continued to look down at his lap. "I- My brother Tim, can explain the details!"

Tim's head whipped over to Curly, and then he looked back to the table of people expecting him to listen. "Recently... we have agreed to an alliance with Mr. Curtis..."

"This is meant to create a cross alliance with the Mathews, and eventually the Holdens. To strengthen influence and expand business into new areas." Curly was doodling batman as Tim spoke, not even paying attention.

The rest of his speech passed as a blur. Everyone's eyes were on him. It comforted him just as much as it set off his fight or flight. Tim got through the details with few interruptions other than a question or two. The negotiations began and Curly did a bit better this time

Curly copied what he remembered from previous negotiations, what they had wanted, and what they were willing to give. There was a small strip of neutral territory between the Shepards and Mathews, which wanted to be widened by the Mathews. Tim silently hoped Curly wouldn't give in.

It stayed professional for the most part, Darry, keeping the discussion on track whenever Keith tried to derail the topic. Keith was good, but not good enough to beat a child, apparently. He was also getting irritated from the constant butting in from Darry to stay on topic.

"Mr. Shepard, can I ask how old you are?" Keith said with a small huff of annoyance.

Don't answer. "I am fifteen, but my age has nothing to do with this." Tim placed his head in his hands as he listened to Curly screw them over.

Keith knew what he was doing. He was going to argue that they were incompetent and that working with them would drag them down. Tim wanted to rip out Curly's hair and tape his mouth shut, maybe that would make this go smoother.

"Years young, I see?" He chuckled at his own joke. Obnoxious. "If it doesn't insult you, I'd rather speak to someone older. Your brother, maybe?"

"Sure, he probably wants me to shut up anyway." Curly yawned as he picked his pencil back up and continued doodling.

At the very least, he was being given control of the coversation. The negotiating went south fast. Keith was being easy on Curly and was ruthless when against Tim. Tim was just itching to jump across the table and slam that stupid smug face into the table.

Keith dragged Tim out of his violent urges, "You probably think I'm mouthy or too demanding. That's true, I don't care about most of what you're asking for."

Keith hummed calmly as he pulled out a document, "We'll be willing to give up part of our territory as neutral if you match it. But, we want some of your assests."

"Or a date," what. "You decide!"

Darry also choked at the sudden proposition. Keith stayed with a smug smirk, asking Curly and Pony about themselves, while the two guys were in their stupor. Curly had a disgusted face as he spoke to Keith, and Pony was also there, kind of avoiding having to talk.

Darry cleared his throat finally, "That is highly inappropriate! Mr.... Mr Matthews, thi-"

"Inappropriate, shmimappropriate!" He gave Darry a toothy grin, "Dont worry, big guy, Im not leaving you out either! I promise to show you a good time"

Tim felt his face catch on fire as Darry quickly put an end to today's meeting before it got too out of hand. Keith took his leave, ruffling Curly's hair and giving Pony a pat on the back. Tim dared to peek as the door opened.

"See ya soon, sweethearts!" He said, aiming a wink directly at Tim.

Curly laughed, and Pony had a disgusted look on his face. Darry couldn't decide if he was jealous that Keith asked out Tim or flustered that Keith asked him out, too. Tim looked like he would rather be anywhere else and began to pack up Darry's things to kick him out sooner.

Curly and Pony were already on their phones playing roblox as Tim tried to shoo them away. Pony was persistent though, he had to prove that he was better at dress to impress. Curly also whined to Tim to let them stay longer.

"You do not have to be next to eachother to play roblox. They have to go Curly."

Curly groaned, "Just because you two are a mess doesn't mean we have to be punished! Let us play!"

Darry was also trying to convince Pony to go, but by the looks of it, was fighting a losing battle for him.

"C’mon Tim, use this as a chance to actually go on the date!"

"We alrea-"

"A proper date. I did not make that alliance for you to fumble."

Tim shushed his brother, but Darry had a mean smirk on his face. He gave Curly a smack upside the head, who yelped, then ran off to go play with Ponyboy. The door slammed, leaving them alone, but Tim didn't want to turn to face him again.

"Soo..." Oh god. "How about that date then?"

☆

I had this put away for so long, and it was honestly so easy to finish. Anyways its implied that Two thinks Tarry is dating, he doesn't, and they're not. (Yet)

[driedmosquito]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust— you might spontaneously combust xP

[mando-abs]

Me making fun of Pedro doing a commercial for a merger game knowing full well I’ve been doing obsessively playing mahjong solitaire and a game where cats make soup

[incorrectbatfam]

What's Bruce's biggest parenting regret (wrong answer only)

[at a gala]

Tim: *brings Damian to Bruce's table*

Tim: He keeps interrupting my conversation with a potential merger, so he's your problem now.

Damian: Father, I was just trying to find someone to talk to.

Bruce: I understand it's hard being the only kid here.

Damian: It's boring as hell. I want to go home.

Bruce: We have an hour left. You think you can tough it out?

Damian: There's nothing to do.

Bruce: I just have one more speech to give and then—

Damian: I want to leave now!

Bruce: Dick, can you take him home?

Dick: I wish I could, but Clark's in the bathroom and I promised him I'd give him an interview about the Bludhaven PD.

Bruce: Jason?

Jason: I walked through Crime Alley to get here.

Bruce: Well, Tim's busy with the merger, Selina's out of town, Barbara left an hour ago with Kate, and Steph, Cass, and Duke all came with me. I'm sorry, Damian. It looks like you just have to wait.

Damian: If we do not leave this instant I will cause a scene so big it will make headlines for a month.

Bruce: No you won't.

Damian: Try me.

Damian: *starts screaming*

Bruce: Stop! There is one thing I can do.

Steph, gasping: No. You don't mean...

Bruce: I have no other choice.

Duke: Come on, B. Let's talk this over.

Bruce: *reaches into his bag*

Cass: Don't. Please.

Tim: You don't have to resort to this. There's always another way.

Jason: I'm telling you, you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

Bruce: I'm sorry, guys.

Bruce: *puts an iPad in front of Damian*

Dick: *falls to his knees wailing*

[yandere-wishes]

｡༺ 𝓨𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓮! 𝓣𝓲𝓶 𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝔁 𝓒𝓪𝓽𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵!𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻༻｡

｡༺ 𝓑.𝓞.𝓐.𝓣 𝓫𝔂  𝓔𝓵𝓲𝔃𝓪 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓘𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓻𝓲𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓪𝓵 ༻｡

Okay, so we've given all the Yandere batboys a "Cat Darling" except Tim.

[And like, could someone explain to me why people seem to hate Tim Drake?? He's literally the LOVE of my life]

Thinking her burglar name could be either StarCat or Kitten, your choice.

Anyway, his darling is probably the chronically online one. Literally iPad child. Her civilian personality is that of a semi-popular internet star, mostly in smaller niche circles like cosplay/fandom spaces/a few tech DIY spaces.

Also, this is going to sound so self-serving, but like, what if the reader had a Tumblr/AO3 where she posts  Red Robin x reader content? But after meeting him, she kinda gets stuck in a love-hate relationship with the guy...but her fics get progressively more detailed and specific. Cause like she hates him but the crush is still so obviously there!!😆😆

ฅ≽(•⩊ •マ≼ฅ≽(•⩊ •マ≼ฅ≽(•⩊ •マ≼ฅ≽(•⩊ •マ≼ฅ≽(•⩊ •マ≼•ฅ≽(•⩊ •マ≼

He's never been good at managing his obsessions. They always seem to fester fiercely within him, like tree roots feeding on hollow bones, bubbling over and spilling out from every crevice. He can't keep them inside, can't tame the infatuation, sadiate the fixation. Can't ignore the siren's calls or celestial pulls. 

No...

Tim's never been good at managing his obsessions. 

Especially this new one.

The stars seem so much brighter in your eyes. You lay spiraled out on the rooftop, leg dangling off the edge with your tablet held at an odd angle overhead. You mutter into your com-link "5 more seconds before security is down". As you chew on the end of your leather tail. 

You're the ace up Catwoman's sleeve. Her new protegee. The two of you have been hitting bank after bank. Licking up the precious gems the Gotham elite keep hidden. 

Tim's been sent to deal with you, while Batman takes out Catwoman downstairs. But he can't help but be mesmerized by your playful giggles, and sparking eyes. It's all a game to you, like playing Barbie's past bedtime. He can't help but find that almost endearing. 

You turn on your stomach, half crouched, half lying down. Like a kitten about to pounce on a toy mouse. "You're Red Robin" you squeal and Tim has to do a doubletake, knees weak at the sudden burst of attention. 

You jump, he readies his staff but the blows never come. Instead, you stand before him so close he can practically feel the heat from your body. "I'm your biggest fan!", for a second Tim thinks you're going to reach for his hand, his heart reverberates in his throat. You're cute, too cute.

"Any way I could convince you to give up your crime spree? You know since you're such a big fan and all..." You laugh, a light-hearted airy sound, and give him a clumsy twirl as you return to your edge. "Not a chance, I'm finally living my dream life!" 

You jump onto the edge eyes gleaming as they stare a him. No not him, Tim notes, the moment. You're entranced by this moment. 

The moon, the dark, the city lights, the masked man standing before you. For a second he almost sees his reflection cascading across your essence. You're him, little kid with dreams so big it's started to eat you alive. 

You tilt your head and pout your lips. Tim thinks you'd make one hell of an actress or an idol. Your clawed finger clicks your com, "All set boss!" you meow. You offer Tim a final bow before throwing yourself into the dark abyss below. Tim rushes to grab you but it's too late.

You're gone. 

His obsession only grows from there, raw and primal. He can taste nostalgia in the back of his throat every time he sees your picture. Thick and sticky like molten caramel. 

You're so much like him, so precious in your own right. Little girl playing superheroes, dancing across the night's sequence, basking in the ethereal of having the world below your feet. Disappearing into the dark, merging with the stars, high off the nectar-coated ideals behind your teeth. Savoring their melt upon your tongue. 

You'd have been best friends in the sandbox. Tim thinks. 

He's scouring the Batcomputer.

Ripping apart every inkling he finds. 

Who is this new Kitten? 

He sees you again in a sugar-spun ensemble stitched from lace and longing, draped in cascading frills and ribbons. Equal parts candygram and popcorn but ever only purple in shade. He recognizes the playful tilt of your head and the way you stare to the side when you're too deep in thought. Every move is woven in porcelain elegance. Little doll playing dress up. 

His hunch is proven right when he hears your voice.

"Do you think Red Robin would like this outfit?" you ask an invisible audience who answer hours later in the comment section, dedicating little hearts and kisses in agreeance.

His name spills from between your lips and Tim swears he sees stars. Your delicate cadence flutters through his veins pricking his heart till it dedicates every pump to you. 

Tim doesn't notice how hard he's biting his thumb. 

Doesn't notice the scarlet droplets marring the keyboard below. 

He's trying to keep you out of the Gotham National Bank's system, he can recognize your pattern anywhere. The little kitty cat errors that keep popping up. The stars that litter the screen forcing it to bluescreen. He's almost there, you're almost gone. 

Bruce, hollars commands into his ears. 

But Tim is too enthralled by the screen to notice

A single message glitches and gleams.

'It Was Fun Red Robin~♡'  

He has you caged beneath him. Fingers digging into your shoulders. You look so cute struggling to break free. So adorable that he just can't help himself. 

He presses his lips to your neck, pulling down the leather with his teeth and suckling on the ripe flesh. Stardust sprinkles into his mouth as his tongue traverses the length of your neck. Before ensnaring your plump perfect lips. His hands feel down your body memorizing every curve. He can feel you struggling. Kicking trying to break free. 

But he just can't let you get away. He needs you wholly, desperately. More than he's ever needed anything.

But he can't let you go. You taste like heaven on his tongue. Your claws melt into his back, tearing fabric and flesh. But the bloodletting feels like holy bliss from your hands, he'd gladly lick the blood from your claws and call it ichor. 

Your ethos haunts him.

He writes you love letters to you penned in his blood. 

Every quaver of his bones he dedicates to you. 

He's sprawled out on his bed reading your latest story. It's about him, as they always tend to be.  You call him such mean words all laced with a saccharinee undertone of idolization. You have him call you 'darling' and 'kitten'. Have him treat so roughly yet so lovingly. Is that how you want him to act? 

Did you really mean it when you said you're his biggest fan? 

ฅ≽(•⩊ •マ≼ฅ≽(•⩊ •マ≼ฅ≽(•⩊ •マ≼ฅ≽(•⩊ •マ≼ฅ≽(•⩊ •マ≼•ฅ≽(•⩊ •マ≼

There's also another delicious little inkling I want to leave you guys with. Imagine reader starts receiving PR from Janus Cosmetics. Imagine Roman starts to take note of the cute little kitten showcasing his company's newest products. Starts to relish in your babydoll act, enjoying you twirling around in your cute skirts and curling your hair around your finger. Imagine Roman Sionis falling for catgirl! reader as well. Imagine poor little reader trapped between Yandere Tim Drake and Yandere Roman Sionis...Poor little kitty cat, whatever will you do? 

[dollwhite]

Why did I is get a notification that someone liked my newest post… I posted 30 seconds age

[carn4g3]

Creepypasta Relationship HCs (2)

Characters - BEN Drowned, Tim Wright (Masky), Brian Thomas (Hoodie), Kagekao

Summary - A few more glimpses into how these creeps are as partners (w/ 50% more possessiveness !)

TWs - Descriptions of yandere behavior, cheating, stalking, possessiveness/jealousy and overall unhealthy relationships, mentions of kidnapping and violence, & very brief mentions of sex and smoking

Word Count - 3.5k (~700 to 900 each)

A/N: Thank you for all the love on the first part <33 I know a few people requested these characters alongside some other new ones in the time it took me to write this. Just know that I'll have ones for any additional characters out sometime soon if you happened to leave a request along those lines :)

Part 1

BEN Drowned

Before I get to anything else, BEN is perpetually in his early 20s in my characterization of him.

He arguably has the most contact with people outside of Slender's influence simply by being an ipad kid. Because of that, he's most likely to form a relationship with someone if they are from the normal world. BEN doesn't necessary hate his colleagues or Slender, but they're all just so fucked up. Someone with even half the emotional baggage of a killer would be much better.

Now, it's pretty obvious that BEN isn't exactly the most palatable to the average human being. He has a million alternate accounts, all of which assume false identities, but he does have a select few that are more personal. On those accounts, he spends his time in various forums or chats where he can discuss his favorite games and other media. You two would probably connect on one of those shared interests, maybe even several, and he would be hooked from there.

BEN isn't the most patient person, but it would take more than a few months of talking before he truly built a connection with you. He'd prefer you reciprocate his feelings after that point, but it wouldn't deter him if you didn't. He's self aware enough to know that he needs to give you time to adjust to the fact that he's not the human man you thought you were talking to and that he crawled out of your very own computer screen. Though, back to his impatience, it's probably not nearly enough time.

The topic of monogamy with BEN would be a variable subject. He's well aware of the litany of ways partners define themselves given the somewhat questionable time he spends online. Ideally, BEN would see himself as unconstrained by a relationship, and, therefore, you should have an open end as well. Though, the less mature part of him sees you as something of a prize that should be reserved for him alone, and that's the side that takes over.

BEN wouldn't allow you to have romantic or sexual relationships with anyone other than himself. Meanwhile, the unspoken rule is that he could... if he wanted to. Does that mean he actually has other partners? No, not at all. It was a miracle you wanted to enter a relationship with him willingly, if you even did. There's no way in hell he's going to replicate that easily.

Despite all of that, he's not very outwardly possessive. He carries himself with a certain arrogance, it shouldn't be a shock that extends to his relationships. If you seem close to someone else, he still thinks you'll choose him in the end. At the same time, he's your most avid stalker. There are cameras damn near everywhere nowadays, and he doesn't even need to break a sweat to access their footage. In the situation that you're cooperative enough that he doesn't need to force you into his living space, he watches where you go. Even if you can't leave his side, he still tracks you one way or another. Nothing happens between you and another person that doesn't go unseen by him, and, if someone is too close, he'll pay them a "friendly" visit.

He shows affection the best through quality time and gift giving. Admittedly, his definition of quality time is almost exclusively reserved for playing games or showing you something on his plethora of devices. On occasion, he can suck it up and do something that you like: going outside is in his skillset... albeit reluctantly. As for gift giving, BEN is surprisingly good at getting things you like even though it seems like he's never listening. You might want to avoid asking how he got the money for such things, though. He won't give you a straight answer anyway.

Physical affection with BEN would be a bit strange. He's not entirely an apparition, but his form isn't totally corporeal either. Objects he's holding can phase through his grip at times without warning, though it's not quite to the point where he can pass through walls. When he lingers close enough to you, it feels almost like there's a faint, electrical buzzing on your skin. He can still touch you despite that, though your hair may start standing after a while. It's only when he lingers near you for too long that there's an issue. The static electricity building between you becomes pretty potent, resulting in an actual electric shock once he does make contact. BEN can be a little sadistic, but he's not particularly interested in hurting you. So, he tends to avoid touching you much or, if he does, it'll be pretty quick.

While BEN has a bit of a reason for falling short on physical affection, he has no good excuse for his lackluster words of affection. He thrives in making lewd comments on your body and that's it. The only way to get him to say he loves you is by saying it yourself. Even then, his response is pretty lacking, but it's not out of a genuine dislike for you. The way his ears turn a light pink, burning most red at their pointy ends, indicates he's at least a little fond of you.

Masky

Quick note because I can see this becoming confusing, I tend to refer to Slender as the Operator when writing for Marble Hornets characters because I think that's what they would call him. It's still the same old Slendy tho :)

Being in this fandom for so long, I can see the development of my frontal lobe in the form of my hcs of this man.

Tim is well into his 40s. He thinks a dating life is far beyond him, and, even if it weren't, he hardly knows what it's like to be a "normal" person anymore after 20 years as a proxy. While I say all that, if he were to find love, it would likely not be among the Operator's ranks. Tim despises the creature and everything it stands for, but he knows he's not strong enough to evade it. He finds respite in the areas outside of its power and is mostly likely to let go of his inhibitions for someone in that mental space.

He is not 100% ready to embrace a relationship, romantic or otherwise. The Operator isn't clueless to Tim's resent; it's why newer proxies like Kate and Toby are much more infatuated with the creature. To keep the less conditioned ones around, it has to extend its control a bit more uniquely. Tim knows that you're at risk of the Operator doing something to you, and he can't handle that. Because of that, his presence in your life isn't consistent. He's trying to prove to himself that he doesn't need you and, to the Operator, that you don't get in the way of his work. Though, Tim has never been the most strong willed. He comes crawling back to you every time.

While most of the others are willing to kidnap the person of their affections, I don't think Tim would quite get to that point. He prefers that you have your own separate life away from him. It makes him feel like you two are a normal couple, but he's certainly not a saint. Mentally stable people do not become proxies of the Operator, so Tim is riddled with some less than ideal possessive and controlling tendencies. He wants you to be dedicated to him and only him. Any other romantic or sexual relationships are completely out of the question for you, in his mind.

Does he quite monitor if you keep up your end of the bargain on that? No. When he disappears for months at a time, he does anything he can to erase you from his mind. Gaining an almost iron will, he won't even stalk you until he gets especially desperate, and that's usually the point when he shows up again.

When he is around, though, he expresses issues with your other relationships quite readily: platonic or even familial. Tim is very deeply insecure in himself. Who wouldn't be after finding out their existence alone has led to the deaths of many? He's buried all of that so deep at this point that even he hardly knows it though, so he calls himself a "traditional" man instead. He prefers your deepest affections to be saved for him, is that so wrong?

Even though his lifestyle is far from anything traditional, he sees himself as the provider. Regardless of your gender, you're the caretaker or the homebody. Like I said earlier, he's fine with you having a separate life-- it's the modern age after all, the least of his worries should be whether or not you work. But, he expects you to see him as a dominant figure that should be listened to, and he will follow through on that.

Anger management? Who the hell is that? Tim's job grates on him, physically and mentally. That's part of the reason he smokes a pack a day, and why he's with you as well. He tends to be at his most vulnerable and volatile when he turns to you, and those emotions are usually hardly a result of your actions. When Tim is angry, though, any little thing can set him off and make that anger entirely your fault. He'll tend to distance himself before things get physical, but verbal arguments are far from uncommon. One of these arguments is usually what prompts him to disappear back to the depths of the woods. But, if he's feeling a little less sorry for himself, he'll come back to you and give a begrudging apology. He does truly feel bad when he snaps at you and wishes it wouldn't happen. At the same time, he has a completely self-pitying and helpless approach to fixing that issue.

Surprisingly, he's big on physical affection. If he's with you, you're likely a little secret of his, so he can only get his time in after completing his daily tasks. He's tired as hell by that point, so he'll just sprawl out wherever you are. In bed? He's right behind you. Watching a movie? Your couch is comfy enough to sleep on. You're busy doing things? He can fall asleep standing if need be. He prefers if you go about initiating certain things like hugs and cuddles, but he can handle initiating a kiss or more.

When it comes to words of affection, on the other hand, just be happy with the few affectionate gestures you can get. It takes a war in his brain to so much as utter the words "sorry," you'd be shit out of luck to hear "I love you" or anything deeper than that. If he's feeling especially sappy, he might leave you a handwritten note. His handwriting is absolutely atrocious, worse than a doctor's script, and takes some analysis to decipher. Once you get it, that will be the closest glimpse at Tim's true feelings towards you.

Hoodie

I would like to think Brian is similarly still in touch with parts of his humanity as Tim is. But, that would be wishful thinking, wouldn't it?

Brian is a stalker first and a lover second. While normal people might unwind by watching TV or even reading a book, Brian takes similar joy in simply watching you from a far. He would find people outside of the Operator's control most interesting to watch, but it wouldn't matter at the end of the day. If you capture his interests, he'll watch-- maybe even take videos.

I imagine his main tasks under the Operator involve intel collection. He's highly skilled in slinking around in the shadows and not being caught, unless of course he wants to instill some unease in the mind of his victim. As a result, it's very unlikely you would notice him lurking. He's not there to unsettle you necessarily, but he might if he finds himself feeling a certain way. You're his most convenient entertainment at the end of the day, so it's not really in his desire to encourage you to get others involved or even move somewhere less convenient.

If you do happen to notice his presence, he's almost a little impressed at your perceptiveness. Not to mention, it makes the second phase of his plan a little easier. Brian may be content to watch endlessly, but he doesn't stop himself from exploring his curiosity to be included in your life. For him, he feels like he's known you forever. For you, he's crafted your interactions across the span of several weeks or even months to get you interested. With the added weight of a secret stalker on your psyche, it only draws you closer to his "welcoming" arms.

Brian isn't quite to the point where he sees himself as a sole provider. Once again, it's more interesting for him if you have at least a few interests beyond him. Like a beach episode in an anime, Brian sees your endeavors outside of your home as a welcomed (but temporary) change in setting. Not nearly enough people acknowledge that the Marble Hornets guys are from Alabama, in my opinion. It's not exactly the most progressive state, and Brian likely holds some toxic masculine values. He thinks of himself as a sort of "man of the house." You should listen to him, and he expects you to dedicate a lot of time to your relationship. In his mind, he dedicates a lot of time to you, even if most of that dedication is unknown to you.

Before he even went forward with inserting himself into your narrative, he was already interfering with the others in your life. He tries to act all stoic, but he is still very possessive at the end of the day. I've explained that some of the other characters find their possessiveness and jealousy rooted in their insecurities. Brian is certainly not immune to those feelings, but I think his issues stem from what I can best describe as an objectification of others. He views you almost like a hobby, something that he puts his free time into. He feels an almost bitter jealousy when others try to catch your attention with less than half of the pristine planning and attention to detail he executed. Just as he can stalk you, he can stalk others. He will make his watchful presence much more malicious and well known to the people he wants out of your life.

His go to forms of affection are acts of service and quality time. Ignoring that he sees stalking you as a form of quality time, he likes taking you on dates. His appearance isn't something too noteworthy to most people, so he can easily ditch the mask (if you even know he has one) and hit the town. He's a big fan of dinner and a movie or a little nature hike if you're interested in more outdoorsy activities like him. If you're more into stay-home dates, he'll happily watch a movie from the comfort of your couch and help you cook a dinner for two.

As for acts of service, he takes pride in the fact that he's a bit of a handyman. It's not like you can exactly get the usual help when you live secretly in the woods as a proxy of an immortal eldritch being. If you so much as breathe a word of issue about something in your home, he's on it. Carrying something heavy? He'll get it for you. It doesn't matter if you can do it yourself, he's going to do it now. Weaponized incompetence fears him. Asking Brian to do a task for you almost always ensures it will get done within the day.

He doesn't honestly care too much for physical affection. As I've already established, he's happy to do damn near anything you ask of him. If you want attention that way, simply ask. In general, he asks for very little in return. Although, when he does get around to asking for more, there's no guarantee he won't push your boundaries a little uncomfortably.

On the topic of communication, he's not very talkative and prefers to listen to you instead. Words of affection are few and far between, but he does have some quirks. It won't take an army for him to tell you he loves you, and he has a sleeve full of endearing nicknames to call you ("love" is his favorite).

Kagekao

Where do I even start with Kage.

He doesn't have any specific preference if you're a worker of Slender just like him or not. If asked why he does anything for the creature, he'll say it's simply because it's the "best" arrangement in this modern age. On the surface, that's a pretty reasonable explanation given that demons aren't exactly common or readily accepted members of society. However, the real reason is that Slender gets what it wants and is a hell lot more powerful than Kage. The demon begrudgingly does what he has to and tries to spend the rest of his time getting the fun he would prefer.

While some of the others might begin their interests by watching from afar, Kage pops into your life right off the bat. He finds entertainment in watching, but it's so much more interesting to have those interactions up close. Especially if you're not as familiar with inhuman entities, Kage takes pleasure in eliciting those responses of perplexion from you.

Living in a world largely populated by what he perceives as "weak humans," he's gained quite the ego. If you're not a demonic entity, he most certainly considers himself superior to you in all ways. Even if you are a demonic entity, he has a very specific criteria for what he considers to be a "real" demon and would still likely see himself as better. On the other hand, his underestimation of you tends to lead to interesting reactions in the case that you can pack a bit of a punch against the demon. (*cough* he's into it *cough*)

Like Tim, a relationship with Kagekao wouldn't ever really get a chance to be defined because he likes to bounce in and out of your life on a dime. Although, he certainly doesn't feel any guilt or even apprehension to pursue his interests in you. He recognizes you could get targeted by some less favorable attention (Slender being the worst), but he's interested in seeing how you'd react.

He is absolutely with other people in addition to you. I can't imagine he has many relationships that are too far past friends with benefits (everyone wants to fuck a demon, this app proves it), but I wouldn't put it past him. For that reason, he tends to turn a blind eye to your escapades. That being said, if your relationship with him borders on something more romantic, he expects you to have no other romantic partners.

Because he's not too consistently involved in your life, Kage isn't the most possessive on the list. On occasion, he'll express his opinions on the other people you spend your time with, but they're usually empty threats. If they really upset him, he'll eliminate them from your life. Does that mean death? Or simply scaring them off? You don't really want to know.

Like many of these guys, Kage isn't big on clear demonstrations of love like physical affection or words. His best show of affection is gift giving. He's not quite a kleptomaniac, but he does have what can only be described as a dragon's hoard of shiny trinkets. If asked, he won't say any of them are particularly special. Though, he does have a lengthy story for how he acquired each one, and he won't just readily give them out... except for you. Especially if he has matching sets of something, he'll tend to gift you one of the halves. You might not necessarily want or even like all the trinkets Kage gifts you, but you'll have to keep and display them. If not, Kage will do a bit of redecorating for you

Gotta let the brain worms speak on this one, he likes to offer you help, but he is not actually helpful. Kage thinks he can do practically anything. He's a demon in a human's world, after all. But can he actually follow through? No. Not at all. He gives up on tasks pretty easily when they stop being interesting. Even in the case that he goes through with completing the whole thing, you might have preferred to just do it yourself.

Don't get me wrong, his affections aren't all bad. He tends to think he's too good for physical affection, but he can be surprisingly sweet and comforting. Additionally, while he won't say it out loud, you might find that one of his gifts has an oddly romantic inscription etched on it. Trust, Kage makes up for his shortcomings.

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Tim: Toby, I need you to-

Toby: I can’t understand you. Speak me to me in terrible, modern iPad kid slang.

Tim: I will not. Toby, there is a bomb and you need to-

Toby: Nope! My Gen Z ears don’t understand!

Tim, gritting his teeth: Toby. I need you to find a way to yeet that bomb out of here, get that #1 victory royale… and slay.

[tryingtofindava]

Can you do Ben, Jeff, Masky, and hoodie with a Mean child reader like there very easy to anger and stufff?

𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐬 𝐰 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧*ೃ༄

(Includes: Jeff, BEN, Masky, Hoodie.)

: ̗̀➛Back to source

╰┈➤ 𝐉𝐞𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫

He tried, he really did.

Sally was a sweet kid, right? You wouldn’t be any different…

Oh.

Oh how wrong he was.

“Hey-“

“Get your Heath Ledger Joker lookin’ ass the fuck away from me.”

“Listen here, you little shi-“

You throw fire at him… he’ll throw fire right back (no bcs he will acc try and set you on fire…)

You guys have beef, and no one will ever understand the dynamic between the two of you. (srsly they don’t get why you two don’t get along.)

They only thing you two have in common is anger issues.

╰┈➤ 𝐁𝐄𝐍 𝐃𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐝

He finds you funny asf.

How couldn’t he? Watching you roasting the absolute shit outta literally everyone and everything you come into contact with?

That’s automatically hilarious.

That changes the second it’s aimed at him tho.

“You’re just a snotty iPad kid.”

“Says you.”

You guys gotta sibling dynamic going on.

He likes showing you games he has on his phone!! It’s entertaining watching you play them.

Queue the amazing digital circus end theme song as he watches you beat the ever loving shit outta Kick the buddy.

╰┈➤ 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐲

Tim probs has no problem w you!

He stays out of your way, you stay out of his. It’s a unspoken rule you guys have set up…

But when Masky’s fronting?

Hm.

It gets VERY interesting.

Anger VS Angrier??? You may as well just get into a boxing match.

He speaks to you in a condescending tone, no matter the occasion. Acts like you know nothing about everything.

He thinks your the reincarnation of an aggressive little Chihuahua.

The whole system you have with Tim? It’s nonexistent w this mf.

“Get out my way, kid.”

“Nuh uh, you get out mine!”

He’s got no patience with you.

╰┈➤ 𝐇𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐞

He and Brian act very similar in some ways, especially when it comes to you.

He’s pretty laid back (most of the time) and everything is naturally underwhelming for him.

He knows your a ticking time bomb, just waiting to explode in everyone’s faces.

So why not put that to his advantage for entertainment?

“You’re like 4, you don’t get a say in this.”

“Listen here, you bald bastard-“

You probs call him bald a lot bcs his mask makes him look like a baldie.

Just like Masky, he’ll act very condescending and act like you know little to nothing.

But, he only does it to get a rise out of you, he doesn’t mean it. (Again… half the time)

OMG HE PROBABLY HAS ONE OF THOSE KID HARNESSES FOR YOU

[raihann1]

PLAYING MM2 WITH THE CREEPS🔪

---------------------------------------

Feat: Jeff, Ben, Masky, Toby, Clockwork, Nina.

NINA THE KILLER

Forces you to team with her.

Uses either heartblade or classic knife.

Shares a earbud with you as you listen to Spotify while playing :)

If she dies first she'll spectate for you.

Always yapping.

Gives you free godlys ♡ (your her favorite person)

Match with her!

Definitely hates icewing users.

Does not have voicechat

HATES. HATESS SMALL AVATARS

"Bro my hitbox"

---------------------------------------

MASKY/TIM

Deadass does not know how to play.

Actually got addicted.

He's not buying you anything

Accidently broke your ipad once because he didn't know how to shoot.

Yeah no don't play with him. 💀

---------------------------------------

JEFF THE KILLER

Classic knife or icewing user.

Camper 🧍‍♂️

LOVES making little kids mad.

Will curse out kids in the loudest fucking voice.

He got banned several times

"FUCK"

"MY HITBOX BRO"

scams little kids aswell.

He gave you a chroma once and said it took 30 minutes because the girl had to ask her mom for permission 😐

Don't team, if you lose he'll blame it on you.

---------------------------------------

BEN DROWNED

Definitely a exploiter

Loves fucking up peoples games

He'll only team if he feels like letting someone else win

"EZ"

A "tryhard"

Let me spoil you bbg, with my 300+ godlys of everytype 😼

Definetly kills you when you team and blames it on your hitbox.

---------------------------------------

CLOCKWORK

FUCK

Spam jumper

Camper

definitely uses the godly "clockwork" 😐

Like jeff, absoluetly kills little childrens ears when shes screaming curse words at them.

Buys you shit when she feels like it 😼

A rager

Hates icewing users.

Yeah your gonna have to have a timeout for her.

---------------------------------------

TICCI TOBY

Is the most lagggiest fuckjng player ever.

Lagged so much he cant even load in the game 🙁

Definitely uses traderie because he wanted to find a knife that looked like his hatchets

Will absolutely have the most terridying mood swings.

Almost broke your computer.

"GET OUT!"

oh, he'll definitely match :)

Hes broke tho.

---------------------------------------

[frownyalfred]

Do u have any soft parent bruce headcanons? Preferably for when the kids (Tim?) are hurt/sick/ something’s wrong?

the kids sleep in his bed when they’re feeling sick and sometimes that’s the first he hears of it (coming home from patrol to find them in his bed feverish etc)

he hovers like a mother hen when one of the kids is seriously injured and Alfred has to lure him away with case updates so he doesn’t make things worse

he won’t say anything out loud but if one of them is down/sad/sick sometimes he just moves his casework upstairs on his ipad in their vicinity

has a weird saying about illness and being mortal that he tries to (helpfully?) distribute as wisdom but no one has ever been entirely sure what it means (he learned it somewhere when he was gravely ill while training?)

can spot a fever from across the room (can smell it too if you’re unlucky…)

people forget his dad was a doctor sometimes but everyone who’s encountered him in soft dad mode sees Thomas Wayne, MD in him