#THEY CAN

[tapakah0]

I can't... these goobers just get x10 power up, they can accidentally destroy the planet when they go back in time

[tadpolebrains]

Astarion taking to sleeping more often rather than trancing after the events of the game.

When elves trance, they relive memories. In an Astarion origin playthrough, we see how his memories of Cazador tend to invade his trances. And trance memories are exact. Vivid. You can literally choose to have him try to make out what the scars on his back say by having him relive the carvings through that trance. Right?

So, post-game, he tries to stick to trancing. It’s more convenient. It’s what elves do. It’s what he’s always done.

Every night, it’s visions of Cazador.

One night, he’s so exhausted from reliving those same damn memories that he just passes out on a bed the moment he hits it. He sleeps fully. And sure, he has some nightmares. But they’re nowhere near as vivid, as real, as trancing makes his memories feel. They’re fuzzy. When he wakes, he finds he can barely remember the specifics of them.

And that’s so much better. Not perfect- he’d rather not see Cazador’s face ever again, but fuzzy was better than clear.

So Astarion takes to sleeping rather than trancing whenever he needs rest. And he’s an absolute ugly sleeper. He’ll sprawl all over the bed, wake up with his hair every which way, drool, hell, he even snored one night and wouldn’t believe anyone telling him that. He’s too dignified to snore, you cretin.

He wakes up groggy and oftentimes takes at least an hour to get himself up, drifting in and out of consciousness, but… he also doesn’t constantly feel on edge as much as he used to. He can afford to be groggy so long as he’s safe.

And he is safe.

[baldursghaik]

it's funny to me to watch people speculating if another company can makes the inevitable Baldur's Gate 4 and have it turn out to be a good game, like the first two games in the series weren't total bangers

[patriamrealm]

There was a saying passed down from generation to generation,

“The bond between warden and noble is as infinite as the sky and everlasting as the mountain.”

Such a bond was blessed by the Almighty Sinnoh granting the warden a boon of strength and power to match their noble. A bond that could never be broken.

That unbreakable bond had always been relied upon by the people, had always been something to revere and praise. All looked on in horror as spears of ice pierced the heavens. What was once a force of protection and safety turned against them.

“The bond between warden is as infinite as the sky and everlasting as the mountain.”

Noble and warden shared everything from the time they held dear to the space they lived.

They were fools to think Noble and warden would not too share their madness.

[mechanicalclown]

Hey do you think other people can tell I’m ✨not normal✨ about the Mechs, TMA, and TMAGP

[waterlogged-detective]

Her favorite color is yellow, if you can't tell. (Another Tea Lady warmup I did a while back and never posted)

[acemdzsfan]

Wen Qing: Where's Wen Ning?

Wei Wuxian: He and A-Yuan are playing hide and seek. Have you checked the Lotus pond?

Wen Ning, *standing very still in camouflage behind them*: they can't see me!

[antiqua-lugar]

idgaf about the kisses the best thing about this patch is that now you can bow back to gale announcing himself as "you are now in presence of gale dekarios" and his laugh about it

[jayaorgana]

Difference between the Young Jedi Knights and the Junior Jedi Knights is that the Young Jedi K ights are always trying to go on fun adventures but traumatizing events simply follow them around, while the Junior Jedi Knights are always putting themselves in the most traumatic events possible while Luke and Tionne desperately try to stop them.

[skyland2703]

Ships Ask: Kendall/Shelby

Kendall and Shelby!!!

They’re both Dinosaur lovers— I can soooo see them both geeking out about Dino things. They work so well together, remember that Let Sleeping Zords lie episode??

Shelby brings out the best (and worst) in Kendall. She’s probably the only person who matches Kendall at an intellectual level, so I think their interactions together have more weight to them than the interactions of them with either of the boys.

I love how their dynamic is something like a bickering married couple BUT ALSO Kendall being absolutely uptight, until Shelby comes along and helps her lighten up?? Like we see her going out of her way to make Kendall feel more at ease, to make her lighten up and see the happy things in life (cue that gif where she was making her dance~) LIKE EVEN THOUGH THEY MATCH ON THAT INTELLECTUAL LEVEL, THEY SEE LIFE IN VERY DIFFERENT WAYS, IN DIFFERENT COLOURS, and when those shades combine, it results in a beautiful melange of colours, and just.... I think that's beautiful.

Bonus: I feel like they have a Sunshine™️(Shelby) and Sunshine Protector™️ (Kendall) vibes. check tags for more ramblings

Send me a ship and I’ll list three things I like about it, regardless of my overall opinions of the ship

[ladye-zelda]

Okay so for the hw camp au I have everyone sorted out into teams

Problem is, each of the teams only have two campers each lol. HW is unfortunately limited to the amount of warriors :(

Now, the question is, should I include the fighters from AoC as, like, background campers? Or other characters from the other games shown in HW?

[an-unraveling-unknown]

Rough sketch of Amazing Digital Circus OC cos the idea has been knocking on the walls of my brain and also I can't help myself

The above is them when they were yoinked in (they glitched a little bit)

Also THEY SQUEAK LIKE A SQUEAKY TOY WHEN SQUISHED THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

[dollwrites]

So ppl have to pay u, so u can make a story or something? /genq

first of all pls don’t use tone indicators with me bc I feel like a dinosaur when I have to google what these bitches mean I don’t like them !!!!!!

secondly… yea in fact even to interact with me I demand compensation soooo

[spookydicks]

[sisterforsaken]

as spicy sunday closes out, take the best dialogue exchange in the game. can vampires even fuck? mary sure can.