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today's bug thing is this button caterpillar hat!

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terastallizing my joltik to give it a cute hat

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If I was a dinosaur during the late Cretaceous period, I certainly wouldn't have lived in a place called "Chicxulub crater impact site". I would have moved somewhere not called that

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i do love screenwriting sometimes.

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these reblogs sure tell me a lot about what’s going on in people’s minds different as they are in presentation they’re the same aren’t they. suppose that’s the beauty of art. bringing lacan and spongebob together since the earliest and faintest echoes of human existence.

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hello kitty x algae

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This

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Wish I was a late bronze age girl

I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.

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on the 11th day of christmas my mutual gave to me softcore middle aged man pornography

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my friends don't play monopoly with me anymore because i invented swaps and used them to technically keep people in the game as long as possible while i effectively owned all their properties

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They should remove this guy from the game

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Lin-Manuel Miranda is not untalented but he shouldn't be making billion dollar disney movies or whatever. This guy should be in a garage making deeply earnest but unpolished rap opera concept albums and posting them online for a niche fanbase of no more than 100,000 too-online theatre nerds. Hiring him to make forgettable paint-by-numbers radio friendly disney princess pop is trying to raise devil's pupfish in captivity. You have to stop giving him money and let him go make cringe in his natural habitat or you're never going to get anything good.

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in almost all things, economy of language ought to be pursued to the fullest extent. sometimes, however

this leads to problems

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the sirens wouldnt even have to sing beautiful or anything. id still come over to the shallows and rocks to see whats up see whats happening. whats all going on

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a lot of dwj's works are really concerned with themes of domination and abuse of power, especially in regards to and among children. this is something I think she does really well, actually! but it does lead to a funny circumstance where a big flaw of at least three of her main characters is that they're simply too bullyable