#this would be SO funny

[reallyunluckyrunaway]

Please SOMEBODY make it happen!!!!

[mollusksauce]

My theory is that when pvp Evbo bought the large room on the wooden sword level, he accidentally bought the house that was supposed to go to the actual chosen one. Pvp Evbo wasn't supposed to be the chosen one, but his shopping addiction cursed him.

[casually-eat-my-soul]

Ok so funny Merlin au, I don’t know if anyone has already had this idea but:

Arthur begins to believe that Merlin is magic after Merlin has “funny feelings” about things such as dangerous scenarios and bad nobles. Arthur realizes that Merlin has scarily good intuition that he, himself can’t explain. And the fact that Merlin knows so many things about magical creatures and that said magical creatures “that can only be killed by magical things” end up dead via Arthur when Merlin is around. So obviously the only answer is Merlin has magic and doesn’t know about it.

Arthur is so worried that Merlin will be devastated to learn he has magic and doesn’t know how to tell him. He also worried about the fact that one day he won’t be able to protect Merlin the next time someone accuses him of being a sorcerer because Merlin might have done magic by accident. He tries to breach the subject carefully, never fully bring up the whole sorcerer, he keeping watch on Merlin making sure he doesn’t display any signs about having magic.

Merlin is an anxious mess because Arthur keeps making sly comments about magic around him and is constantly watching him. Like Arthur is waiting for Merlin to slip up. Merlin is going insane and having heart palpitations on the Daily now. He thinks Arthur knows he has magic and is angry.

Arthur on the other hand, sees Merlin withdrawing from him and being extra nervous and secretive and naturally comes to the conclusion that Merlin has figured out he has magic, with Arthur help, of course; And is not distancing himself away from Arthur because of it.

Imagine Arthur seeing Merlin’s get really close to Lancelot during this time. He’s worried that Lancelot will figure out that Merlin has magic, or that Merlin is telling Lancelot that he has magic. He’s a little (a lot) muffled at the fact that Merlin might have talked to Lancelot about his magic. Arthur is also worried about Lancelot snitching so he has a “talk” with him about Merlin and magical behaviour and many threats but never directly saying that merlin has magic, you know in case Merlin didn’t actually tell Lancelot. Lancelot is just so confused. (For a week straight after this “talk”, both Lancelot and Merlin think that Arthur thinks that Lancelot has magic)

This would be especially funny if this is during the time when Uther is alive because there would be one giant misunderstanding where Arthur is protecting oblivious Merlin from being found out as a sorcerer but Uther thinks he walked in on his son boning is manservant.

Uther later tries to have a talk with Arthur about Merlin but Arthur panics because he thinks Uther is accusing Merlin of sorcery.

And it just goes back and forth until the reveal, just a constant series of misunderstandings.

[tobyfromthebearwell]

So, yknow how historical figures sometimes have nicknames or titles they're referred to by? Like Queen Mary I being known as Bloody Mary. I was thinking about what Kipperlilly would be known as in the history of Solace.

Picture if you will you're a citizen of Solace reading a history book or wikipedia-esque article about one the legendary Bad Kids' worst enemies and this is what the intro says:

Kipperlilly Copperkettle also known as Kipperlilly Copperpetal, Copperlilly Kipperpetal, Cippergililly Kepperpetal, Kipperface Pennybottle, Kindlesnap What's-her-face, Kettlechip Krispy-kreme, Clamface Cunthead, Cottoncandy Bitchfuck, Mollykiggins Kippermedley, Milky River, Biscuit, and Littledoggy Girlcollar. She is also sometimes referred to as The Clerickiller. It's unclear whether or not she was actually a teenage halfling girl or just four different dogs.

[yjcorefourenjoyer]

Give me Lex Luther and Tim Drake being passive aggressive frenemies.

Them meeting at galas and bragging about whose company is doing better at the moment. I want Tim to be an absolute menace to Lex. it’s his pastime, if Lex Luther there he’s messing with him. And Lex just hates that a 17 year old is messing with him and only him! They get back at each other, start rumors about each other, degrade the others tech on live tv. It’s great, I can just imagine Tim at a gala with Clark (don’t ask why idk) and they have this interaction

Clark: “oh look, it’s Lex Lurther….” >:|

Tim: *excited gasp* “Lex Luther!!” :D

Clark is so confused like that’s a villain? Why are you happy to see him? He’s done bad things??? And Tim is just happy that he gets to mess with Lex during this boring gala.

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it’s a delightful Au to think about, the interactions would be just 🤌

[daniwib]

Ok but wait - what about Bobby??

Here's Buck prancing into the station coming out all happy and bi and they're all happy for him because of course they are and then Buck says his boyfriend is picking him up and it's TOMMY KINARD the dude BOBBY had transferred just he started at the 118 and now Bobby's son is dating this guy, what????

Oh please give us that priceless Bobby look of What the Hell is going on here.

[eggcats]

A really funny Bowuigi concept would be Mario Movie when Luigi gets kidnapped he just decides to try to Shrek his way out of it aka Donkey and Dragon and flirts with Bowser to his face.

Except. Bowser just agrees with everything he says because he already knows how hot and awesome he is. So Bowser doesn't even realize. It just goes over his head.

And then Luigi stops after Bowser mentions marrying a princess, because he's neither a woman nor royalty and just accepts he can't genre twist this horror show he's found himself in. He tried. He's apparently not the Donkey to this dragon.

And then, like, WAY later, when everything is calmed down, they've defeated Bowser, Bowser has accepted that he can't take over the world and marry Princess Peach and does the peace treaty nonsense.

Bowser is talking with Luigi because Peach wants nothing to do with him, and he'll be DAMNED if he talks to Mario or a TOAD. And their unfortunate first meeting comes up, and Luigi casually mentions that his first instinct upon being captured was to try to flirt his way out of it because "I decided to try to see if I could switch that horror movie to a romance, haha."

Bowser just goes "YOU DID WHAT????"

Luigi is just like "Ooof was it that bad that you didn't even notice? Yikes, I knew I was rusty but I didn't think it was THAT bad, I just assumed it was because you were engaged to a princess so you ignored it."

Bowser, even louder this time "YOU WERE DOING WHAT????"

You can decide what Bowser does next, but it'd be really funny if he goes back to his instinctual "kidnap love interests" and just yoinks Luigi back to his castle. And when he arrives, Kamek is just like, "What do you have there?" And Bowser just holds up Luigi and yells at the top of his lungs "HE TOLD ME HE WAS FLIRTING WITH ME WHEN WE CAPTURED HIM I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO" and Lugi just casually waves a hand like "Hi? I don't know what happened."

[aleixis]

fic where kaiser has ness and reader pining over him and then they realize kaiser's not allat so they get together instead

[weneedatdcharacterwho]

We need a Total Drama character who actually IS the child of two former contestants. They say this frequently, but the details they give about their parents are so vague that no one actually knows who the parents are. Everyone's just speculating and throwing out the names of random canon couples from the show, trying to find traits of past contestants in the character. Then the character's parents finally DO show up and it's like... two completely random characters who were never indicated to be in a relationship in the first place. Just the rarest of pairs.

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[wolfsbanesparks]

Oh it's midnight and this is going to sound so dumb

But I must

Billy: Hey, if Tim is short for Timothy,

Tim: Yeah.

Billy: And Bart is short for Bartholomew...

Bart: Exactly! Where are you going with this because it sounds like you're onto something :D

Billy, with the complete wisdom of Solomon (he pronounces it Solo-Man) on his side: ...Then is Wally short for Waluigi?

Bart and Tim, wheezing and trying not to make the baby feel dumb: ...it sure does, pal!

This is so adorable!

This is clearly a kid who has forgotten that Billy is short for William and thus will not respond to full name scolding.

I'm picturing 10 year old Billy with the biggest most excited grin ever on his face as he asks this. Tim and Bart are just excited for the chaos that will ensue when Billy one day full names Wally by screaming "WALUIGI WEST" at the top of his lungs. (Wally is of course not there to defend himself or prevent this and will not know about this conversation until its too late).

[authorismyonlypersonalitytrait]

I need Will Solace to have black hair and green eyes in the Heroes of Olympus adaptation on Disney +. Nico saying Percy “wasn’t his type.” Would be so funny if they completely switched.

[hockeylovee12]

Idk if this is true or not but imagine if they started bickering on the ice

[thinkingabouttheimplications]

hear me out.... we do a hatchetfield rarepair fic week but you have to spin a wheel to get two random characters to write about. the challenge is somehow making it plausible and creating a good ship name.

[expensivemountaintea]

Guys I just thought about a wonderful concept for a sonic boom episode. What if -and you need to hear me out on that one- Eggman tried to like adopt Sonic because he's a minor (According to Google he's like 15). Not because it's out of the goodness of his heart- No, he's going through all that paperwork and whatever shady buisness so he can ground him and force him not to fight him. He'll do everything possible (ranging from reminding the people of the teams ages, which would result to them being chastised for trying to fight because they are "too young" (even though no one cared before), to just straight up handing them over to the local law enforcement so they land in the system.) Let's say he succeeds with his plans. The team is distributed to several families or something similar to be taken care of, sonic lands with eggman for some ungodly reason (bribery or trickery?) and the episode is just the others being forced to go to school or them trying to escape the families they have been entrusted to and sonic having to live with Eggman and him being weirdly nice?? In the end his nice demeanor is just so he can guilt sonic and make him feel bad when he tries to stop Eggman from committing crimes bc he needs to "provide for him" and "he's trying his best" and the infamous "I'm such a bad parent :(" TM

[idea-hub-for-fanfic]

Right hear me out,

Alicent is fed up. Her youngest son Daeron has just been sent to Oldtown, Aemond has one eye and has turned vicious and cold, Helaena spends her time embroidering or looking ant bugs, and her eldest child Aegon is drunk 90% of the time. All the while her husband King Viserys ignores their children for his stupid model she wished she could set on fire, but she can’t. So instead she does something else.

She gets absolutely wasted.

And there’s one thing about Alicent no one knew, not even her father, is that a Drunk Alicent has no filter and Zero fucks to give.

Rhaenyra and her family come to visit at this time, and they are faced with a drunk Alicent just hanging them all out to dry. Calling everyone out on their shit.

Drunk Alicent: “Oh look! It’s Fucking Princess Rheanyra! Come to visit her father finally! And because the sun shines out her fucking arse it means everything in the whole of kings landing stops, by order of the fucking King himself because his spoiled brat of a daughter is here! The most precious heir to the stupid fucking throne that one day I will melt and turn it into something fucking useful. Like 100 door handles or some shit!”

Everyone is lost and confused because what?

Drunk Alicent: “ oh and by the way, I know how much you hate me because I married your father, like I had a fucking Choice! Who was I to deny my father and the fucking king! But you don’t understand that ‘cause you do as you fucking like! No care for anyone but yourself! Just like my own father, who can die in a whole for all I care!”

Daemons loving it, aegons also drunk and is also loving it, viserys is trying to shut her up but that’s not happening, Otto is getting his ass handed to him by his own daughter, and the rest of the kids have no idea what to do.

Just a bit of fun I thought of. Who doesn’t love getting wasted. Drunk Alicent speaks the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

✨please remember that these are fanfiction ideas, they may not or will not follow canon unless the writers of them want that to happen. I am just throwing ideas out to the world for people to play with and make into they’re own✨

[sophfandoms53]

May the prophecy be fulfilled 🙏