#mountaintea rambles

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Guys (GN) where do y'all watch X-men evolution? Like do you pay for a streaming site or do I have to find some mysterious Google docs link like I did for danny phantom season one?

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"Who's tying people to the tracks" is such a cold line and now I feel the urge to write a drabble for it that I will never publish

the trolley problem vs. systemic oppression: a comic.

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I was reading a very nice fanfic called "What died didn't stay dead, you're alive in my head" by star_lights_up on Ao3, and the author and me got to interact a bit. Alas, this is the result:

Edit: I forgot to add the link of the site I used.

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Guys (GN) I just started X-Men '97 and let me tell you, I feel bombarded with highstakes. The calm before the storm ain't a calm. It's a pause. You can't even have a half of an episode of peace before there's a tragedy happening. I watched it for Nightcrawler. Why is he on the verge of death not even 10 minutes later??? Why can't a baby be born without the kid being kidnapped not even a day later. And could we maybe not kill a main character every other episode? I need some filler. Give me some kind of peace and safety for these people holy shit.

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Friday nights are really devious because why am I tempted to create a clone/cherik fanchild to the song Like him by Tyler the creator. Why am I so devastated by these tragic gays? Like way more than usual? And why did I think that I was the only who thought that Charles was a total twink in that weird Krakoa ark?

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Guys I just thought about a wonderful concept for a sonic boom episode. What if -and you need to hear me out on that one- Eggman tried to like adopt Sonic because he's a minor (According to Google he's like 15). Not because it's out of the goodness of his heart- No, he's going through all that paperwork and whatever shady buisness so he can ground him and force him not to fight him. He'll do everything possible (ranging from reminding the people of the teams ages, which would result to them being chastised for trying to fight because they are "too young" (even though no one cared before), to just straight up handing them over to the local law enforcement so they land in the system.) Let's say he succeeds with his plans. The team is distributed to several families or something similar to be taken care of, sonic lands with eggman for some ungodly reason (bribery or trickery?) and the episode is just the others being forced to go to school or them trying to escape the families they have been entrusted to and sonic having to live with Eggman and him being weirdly nice?? In the end his nice demeanor is just so he can guilt sonic and make him feel bad when he tries to stop Eggman from committing crimes bc he needs to "provide for him" and "he's trying his best" and the infamous "I'm such a bad parent :(" TM

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Saying "I'm so forgetful/so stupid/such a clutz" when you forget something: Valid. Based. Understandable.

Saying "I'm so adhd" when you forget one little thing despite being clearly neurotypical: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE *blows up your pancakes with mind*

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The worst thing about having a bad short-term memory is when you know you forgot something so now you just have that gaping hole inside your mind that will only be filled by forgetting that you just forgot something or remembering whatever it was that you forgot.

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So, I was reading this amazing probably abandoned fic on ao3 and I just realized something as I reached the last current chapter. I'll let you guess what's wrong

You didn't find it? Maybe this will clear things up.

WHY IS THERE A TENTH CHAPTER IF THERE ARE ONLY NINE??? WHAT IN THE HOLY SPICYNOODLES? HELLO?? HUH??? SOMEBODY EXPLAIN???

On a side note: Thank you @smallish-stuff for the amazing art and or fic (I don't know if you only made the art or if you wrote the fic and I'm to lazy to do some research :I ) Really enjoyed reading so far.

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Guys I'm on a train rn and there is this lady with really cool hair and I wanna compliment it but I'm stupid and the anxiety says no and I already looked at her a few times to often

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I tend to remember a lot of things from my childhood that mostly included others. It seems though as this is not a mutual thing because when I want to be a bit off an ass I tell my ex-friend (long story) "embarrassing" things from our childhood, and I'm pretty sure the reason she can never retaliate with stories of her own is because she simply never thought about me that much. Which is depressing and took me a long time to realise before leaving her, but at least I have the power to embarrasse her at any given time by telling her how she used to watch badly made roblox horror stories and actually found them scary, which then prompted her to show them to me but I was just standing there like 🧍‍♀️

To her defence, little me had other worries than to be scared of roblox. My parents had been freshly divorced, my stepfather couldn't get it in his head that my "disobedience" was actually adhd and my father was trying to convert me back to being a Jehovas withness. Ah yes..Good times.

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!!!NEW PROFILE PIC!!!

‼️NOW WITH BIBLICALLY ACCURATE MOUNTAINTEA‼️

Here's the picrew I used:

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Guys (GN) my wisdom teeth are starting to come in and I thought I was being delusional at first because i thought getting yours in your teens must be way to early. Turns out, it's the normal age, which I didn't know since my mother and my siblings all got them early to mid twenties...

Guys I thought I was the freak, turns out I'm just normal

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I managed to give out 300 boops. It seems like there are no badges to ein which is somewhat disappointing

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HAIR UPDATE

I might just look like 14 year old Justin Bieber but at least my hair has been somewhat fixed. I went to my aunt who lives like 2-3 hours away from me and let her fix it (She's a hairdresser and she's who I originally wanted to go to but I didn't have the time to make the trip). I might just look like Justin at his peak but at least I don't look like a mushroom.

For those wondering how I look like now:

It's literally that. That's my haircut.

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I recently decided to cut my hair short and made the decision to make my mother, who has 0 professional experience in cutting hair cut my hair. It came out a bit bad. Which is okay , I brought this upon myself. She always tells me she's no professional but my previous haircuts came put fine so I didn't care. The only difference was that I wanted a mens cut which she didn't want to cut (For context: she always did my brothers hair until recently. He was basically the experiment). Which prompted her to try and make me happy by cutting it but keeping the front longer than she was supposed too so I'm rocking a babys first trans cut esque hair style that's hella uneven.... I should have seen it coming when I showed her the tutorial and she waved it of saying she didn't need one. Spoiler alert: she did infact, need one, but when she did it was already too late.

Anyways, I have an appointment with a hairdresser tomorrow. Wish me luck.