#this show and the quotes man..
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merlin and arthur hunting ghosts? yes, great, BUT hear me out
#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin talks to ghosts obviously#why wouldn’t he#let’s pretend arthur would be buried at some random cemetery ok#kinda modern au perhaps#this MIGHT be the quote from another bbc show in the flesh … those who get it i salute yall#i miss that show man
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911 as text posts 21/?
#'ah why man? come on!' *wallows under blanket again*#911 text posts#911 abc#911 on abc#911 show#incorrect 911 quotes#evan buckley#oliver stark#buddie#bisastermeg 911 text posts
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gerrard: buckley, what in the devils name are you doing?
buck, with a clipboard in hand: well, gerrard, i was going over everything in the firehouse and i noticed some things
gerrard: what is it buckley?
buck: well, you sir are in violation of the sexual orientation, gender identity or gender expression discrimination act, over the past week i've noticed you refer to henretta wilson with slurs, very offensive slurs, as well as myself, due to this myself and mrs wilson have made note of each time you've done this, and reported it to our head HR representative, this here *hands gerrard a piece of paper* is a letter from the chief, requesting your presence for a meeting about your retirement
gerrard: you fucking fa-
bobby: i'd be careful if i was you gerrard, and get out of MY firehouse
gerrard: *screws up the paper and leaves*
chimney: see i told you all we needed to do was set clipboard buck on his ass
hen: look i know i'm a lesbian, but buck has never looked so good before
buck: i am the defender of lesbians!!
#911 abc#911 evan buckley#911 buck#911 show#911 incorrect quotes#911 spoilers#911 tv show#incorrect 911 quotes#incorrect quotes#911 henretta wilson#911 hen wilson#911 hen#911 howard han#911 howard chimney han#911 howard#911 chimney han#911 bobby nash#911 bobby#911 captain gerrard#i could totally see this happening#that man loves research so you know he knows all the rules and regulations#i need this to happen#it would be so funny#homophobia mention#i actually googled lafd rules and regulations for this#i'm not even joking#low-key my search history be weird af#canon bisexual#canon lesbian
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comic suggestion! Loid tries to teach Yor how to crack an egg. He wears safety goggles. A whole carton of eggs later, she succeeds without smashing the egg to smithereens. Heheh I am frying eggs right now
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i took some creative liberties. always nice to see you in my inbox, cantarteincminor!
new artstyle who dis? jk im just doing this crazy thing where i spend more than twenty seconds on a panel. crazy, right?
#to quote the greatest sitcom in the world:#‘anytime a man shows a woman how to do something from behind it’s just an excuse for him to get really close and breathe on her neck’#‘watch any sports movie’#gosh im so mad they took New Girl off netflix#anyway i dont think thats the case here but it was fun to draw anyway#sxf#spy x family#loid forger#yor forger#spyxfamily#twiyor#anya forger
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As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings
#i didn't sign the one I actually colored but it's fucking fine I guess I'll redraw it later anyways#I am never satisfied when I color my shit in fr#martin blackwood you are the realest of the fucking real for asking your man to eldritch-equivelent block someone cuz youre jealous#hate him all you want he's out here speaking the truth#he wants that twink obliterated because he's jealous and he is not ashamed to admit it!#i have so many thoughts and feelings about s5 so far that I must commit to paper hruyggnm#one of which being that Jon is wearing martins flannel in the fucking eminem pose I drew him in#it's the little things I say as I go ever so slightly more insane#my art#the magnus archives#tma season four#tma season 5#tma#tma spoilers#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus pod#martin blackwood#jonathan sims the archivist#jonathan sims#jon sims#god i hope those tags arent for the real ass dude#jonny why did you name the poor meow meow after youself man why#jonmartin#good god what is their ship name#jmart#tma jmart#jmart fanart#“ceaseless watcher. show me this guy's balls”#please do not do that I'm quoting a meme
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The building had been crawling with gentle humans who noticed not a thing as they’d stolen the clothes they now wore, uniforms of the young, and left by a broken door into an alley. Not my brothers and sisters anymore. — QUEEN OF THE DAMNED
#iwtvedit#iwtv#interview with the vampire#daniel molloy#queen of the damned#i think this is my favorite vampire daniel quote from qotd. it makes me SO excited for vampire daniel in season 3#HE HAS ALWAYS! BEEN! THE HUNTSMAN!#daniel reflecting and not seeing himself as changed from prey to predator. he was predator all along and just hiding it waiting#in the books he went looking for vampires hunting for more of their secret world.#in the show he always goes hunting for the truth under the lies even when it puts him in great danger. he doesn't back down#it's who he is! the man in dogged pursuit of what he wants.#i just love him as a character so much#i want him embracing his sexuality and immortality i want him abrasive and cold and without fear i want him DEVOURING innocent people#it's what we deserve!!!!
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*Regulus fake dating Barty to make James jealous*
Barty *in a fake accent* : Regulus, love, you'll have to introduce me
Barty: *wraps his arms around Regulus' neck*
Regulus: Of course. This is James
James *looking between them* : Hi
Barty * taking James' hand* : Sorry, Jim?
James *annoyed*: It's James.
Barty: Jacob? Jacques? Giacomo?
Regulus: James
Barty: Ooooh ok, fancy
James: It was...nice to meet you
Barty: So nice to meet you too Hamish
#jegulus#james potter#(the poor man)#regulus black#(the little shit)#barty crouch jr#barty crouch junior#(the chaos enabler)#evan rosier#(proud)#marauders#the marauders#marauders era#slytherin skittles#regulus and barty#platonic bartylus#incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#source: new girl#i love that show#wolfstar
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-3 to stealth. all of them nightmare by jokublog cross by jakei95 horror by sour apple studios killer by rahafwabas dust by ask-dusttale
#i remember joku saying that nm dressed like sans#(slippers and all)#to “blend in”#QUOTE UNQUOTE#in alternate universes.#man what alternate aus are you waltzing around in where someone sees sans COVERED IN TAR.#and thinks#oh haha. Classic sans! what a goofy goober#literally none.#he’s coming up with excuses to wear slacks and slippers to work every day#to show up on the zoom call without pants#sorry. Lotsa tags#-mod kip#🦑#badly drawn utmv#utmv#undertale multiverse#undertale au#nightmare sans#killer sans#cross sans#dust sans#horror sans
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*sometime after Eddie left* Buck: I think your dad is going to do something stupid. Chris: I think so too. Buck: Did you see his face? Chris: I know. And he bought us pizza. Buck: Guilt food. The audacity. Chris: ...We're still going to eat it, right? Buck, smiles: ...I mean, it can't be called guilt food if we're not going to eat it.
#911 show#911 on abc#incorrect 911 quotes#incorrect quotes#evan buckley#christopher diaz#buckley diaz family#that episode was rough#not mad at it but man#we focus on the good things#aka buck chris night
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Reader: *talking about their favorite TV show/podcast*
Vox: *smugly* Well it can’t be that popular if I’ve never heard of it
Reader: *mockingly* It’s not for old people🙄🙄
Vox: ….
#this could lowkey be considered as vox x reader? but like make it enemies to slightly tolerable frienemies to lovers#they’re in their frenemy stage rn#idk I love bullying this old pathetic TV man🫶🏼#Alastor wouldn’t even care about what reader is talking about he would join in just for shits and gigs#oh sorry for the ✨entertainment✨#anyway this quote is from my fav tv show as a kid: icarly and it made me laugh❤️#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin alastor#hazbin angel dust#hazbin vaggie#hazbin husk#hazbin charlie#hazbin lucifer#nifty hazbin hotel#hazbin sir pentious#hazbin vox#vox x reader#hazbin valentino
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Wade: Act tough, Peter.
Peter: But I’m not tough.
Wade: That’s why I said “act”.
#source: that 70s show#wade wilson#deadpool#deadpool incorrect quotes#peter parker#peter parker incorrect quotes#spider man#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#avengers incorrect quotes
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My biggest flex will always be how I knew Neil was the more feral and dangerous one than Andrew this whole time even before tsc and seeing the entire fandom freaked out makes me want to kiss and hug Nora and just thank her for finally finally showing everyone and I’m not just crazy
#seeing all the post about like omg Neil is so feral?! like brother did you not read aftg did y’all forget aftg is from Neil’s pov#ofc Neil wouldn’t say he’s feral in his own pov tf😭😭😭#and remember in aftg Neil still has to hide part of himself BECASUE his father and eveyrhhing but now he’s literally free from his biggest#fear and he could do whatever the fuck he wants#Istg the fandom is like the foxes man idk why everyone is so shook#literally cant thank Nora enough for showing everyone finally#Idc if I sound proud or whatever but I fucking knew it this entire time and I have been shouting it for so long like finally#that’s why so many fics annoyed me so much like#I just needed to say this because I finally felt seen and heard andFINALLY LIKE URGH#tsc and aftg supremacy#tsc#tsc spoilers#the sunshine court#the sunshine court spoilers#aftg#all for the game#tfc#the foxhole court#aftg series#aftg fandom#aftg incorrect quotes#neil josten#andrew minyard#andrew joseph minyard#neil abram josten#aftg neil#aftg thoughts#aftg textpost#aftg shitpost#incorrect tfc
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SETH COHEN & MARISSA COOPER, The O.C. "Even regardless of Ryan, the Seth-Marissa dynamic was cool. They were next-door neighbors, and yet they were strangers, and there was an awkwardness to it. I thought that was a nice dynamic that I could have seen more of. " - Adam Brody
#theocedit#smallscreensource#filmtvcentral#tvarchive#00sedit#the oc#seth x marissa#seth cohen#marissa cooper#mischa barton#adam brody#lola-miles#safflowerseason#tusermanon#unlikely-alliance#*#1x05#2x03#2x24#3x25#at some point i will delete tags#when u do the work and keep ur side of the street clean#he's a good dude and i love this quote so much#he watched the first 5ish episodes and was like 'this is the show' it's sad and melancholic yet occasionally funny and has heart#oh and also wanting an advocate for marissa he's my dream man
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“he was mentally ill. this monster was a- was a sick fantasy. a product of his dementia.”
“…i saw it too. does that make me disturbed? demented? does… that make me sick too?”
#txf#the x files#dana scully#fox mulder#folie a deux#this episode … this EPISODE!!!!!!#genuinely so indicative of how much they trust each other….#between mulder just . having to rely on scully for the last part of the ep#scully thinking he’s off his fucking rocker and still looking into what he asks her to look into bc she TRUSTS him . bc she LOVES him !!!!#and maybe he’s a little nuts but goddamnit she will at least check it out !! just in case he’s right!!!#AND she lies for him all the time . i mean she always does this whenever he decides to go nuts But specifically in this ep…#looks skinner in the eye and goes . yea man im totally fully with mulder on this . and he’s definitely not being weird and i definitely kno#what’s going on with him#she lies for mulder all the time its soooo…#anyways . drawing wise this drove me nuts i hate drawing mulder . he’s so hard for me to draw#they’re kinda kirie and shuichi coded in the bottom part but . well . why not . might as well be#ALSOOO i chose that quote for the bottom bc . well . does she think he’s crazy? like actually for real?#i feel like every time scully talks about mulder (up to season five at least as thats where im at) its contained in some way?#in her reports . to family . to skinner . to mulder !#i think the only time she’s Really honest is in the confessional but even then…#bc its not like she’s against speaking her mind . i mean generally and situational but for ppl she’s close to she usually isnt#but when it comes to mulder it always feels contained and like she’s making excuses for him (he is always her exception .#llike whenevrr he gets some disease or affliction or whatever she ALWAYS jumps to going ‘but well… sometimes there’s this excuse’ and she#does this w a lot considering shes science focused but w mulder shes always like . well he ISNT crazy because uhhhh .#this hyperspecific scenario that is in no fuckin way the case)#but does she think he’s crazy? does HE think she thinks he’s crazy?#is he asking about this specific case or is he asking in general? over the entirety of the show?#its been five years scully. is he crazy? sick? demented?#has this all been a sick fantasy fueled by mental illness? youre the doctor scully . surely you have the answer?#anyways i dont think she knows . and if that is the case — what does that mean for her?
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*Gwen jumps out of a portal*
Gwen: Oh man, this is bad! This is really bad!
Hobie: Oi, what is it?
Gwen *blushing*: I kissed Miles.
Hobie: Whoa... I owe Pav so much money.
#gwiles#across the spiderverse#across the spider verse#spider man across the spider verse#gwen stacy#hobie brown#miles morales#pavitr prabhakar#spider man#spider woman#spider punk#spider verse incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#source: regular show#ghostflower
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“It’s not that you don’t forgive others... it’s that you refuse to forgive yourself.”
Li Xiangyi / Li Lianhua - Mysterious Lotus Casebook, Ep. 40
#li lianhua#li xiangyi#mysterious lotus casebook#mlc#lian hua lou#lhl#not a day goes up that I'm not absolutely wrecked by the thought of that damn bird#it's so fascinating to me that these scenes exist side by side in the same same episode#like:#the left side shows that llh still blames himself for everything that happened in his youth#but the scene with the bird makes me think maybe he DOES forgive himself#unless the idea is that he can extend kindness and grace to OTHERS but not HIMSELF#(hence the quote I chose from the monk)#but a part of me wants to believe that we can maybe have our redemption cake AND our metanarrative cake#and deduce that llh is able to forgive himself to such an extreme that he escapes the entire narrative#he flies away (literally!!!) and is finally free....#back to my hidey hole shaking sobbing weeping over this fictional man
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