#funnily enough one of them might be Deathstroke himself
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(Every main male of the Batfamily looking at Jason)
Jason, who had just walked in: What? Why did you call for me?
Tim, raising a box: Is this what I think it is?
Jason, panicked: Did you go searching through my room-
Dick: So it's true! Little Wing is gonna get married~
Damian: *tsk* They both could do better.
Duke: This is great news!
Alfred: I must say, I am quite proud of you for taking this next step.
Jason, trying to shove Dick off of him: Will you all fuckin' stop hounding me- I'll start cutting heads off again, I will-
*Bruce clears his throat, and everybody stops, shuffling away to let the two tallest stare it out*
Jason: What? Disapprove?
Bruce:
Bruce: The opposite. I'm proud of you. Only one question though.
Jason: And what's that?
Bruce: Who's the Best Man?
Jason:
Jason: Not any of you fuckers, that's for damn sure-
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