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(Red Hood and Spoiler extracting Red Robin after HE was dosed with truth serum)

Red Hood: Come on, Replacement.

Spoiler: He's surprisingly heavy. I thought he would be lighter.

Red Robin, wistfully: I miss Kon. It's been awhile.

Red Hood: I bet it has, buddy.

Red Robin: I love his jacket. Oh my god! His jacket is so hot. Makes me melt.

Spoiler: Is this how he felt when he had us?

Red Hood: Maybe?

Red Robin: And his tongue-

*Spoiler and Red Hood both cover his mouth)

Spoiler: We need to apologize for thinking he was exaggerating what you got from someone on truth serum.

Red Hood: Yeah, we do.

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(Red Robin trying to get a truth serumed Spoiler out of a warehouse)

Red Robin: One foot in front of the other.

Spoiler, dreamily: Jay has such pretty eyes. An amazing mix of blue and green...

Red Robin: Why did I have to be the one sent to get you on truth serum? I had him last time too.

Spoiler, ignoring him: He's so hot when he's threatening to break people's bones. I just wanna jump him on the street.

Red Robin: For the love of God you two are needy.

Spoiler: I think I wanna marry him. Have his children. They'd be adorably badass. Oh! What if they come out with that white piece in their hair that he has?

Red Robin: I think we're going to ban you two from going to shady warehouses alone. Because if you two keep getting dosed with truth serum, I'll break Batman's no kill rule.

Spoiler: I love him so much. And he's so good at-

Red Robin, putting a gag in her mouth: Talk later. Please, for the love of God, talk later when I *don't* have you.

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*Jason and Talia, staring at each other*

Jason:

Talia:

Jason: You know going around Crime Alley calling me your son makes my own men terrified of me, right?

Talia: If they are terrified, they are more likely to obey without question, are they not?

Jason:

Also Jason: Fuck, you may have a point.

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I'm going to start including an OC I made into my incorrect quotes. Purely because it opens up way more opportunities for comedy. I won't abuse this privilege, but I'm running out of things I am able to come up with without it. Sorry if that's not something you enjoy but I'm backed into a corner.

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(discussing fashion)

Jason: I have the best aesthetic. Hell, my first appearance terrified criminals. A red helmet strikes fear into people.

Dick: Maybe your first outfit, sure. But when I was Batman? That pill helmet and go-go boots wasn't scaring anyone. All of mine were cool and flashy.

Jason: Oh, sure. But what, Discowing sucked.

Dick, gasping: You take that back! That suit was amazing.

Jason: It was garbage-

Dick: If I was Batman-

Cass: Boys.

*they both look at her*

Cass: My Batgirl suit.

Jason:

Dick:

Jason: She has a point-

Dick: That suit is terrifying-

Cass: *smiles*

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Seriously. If you miss a fandom, go back to it. Make something with it. Maybe read a fanfic about it or draw something. Danny Phantom is a pretty popular fandom despite the fact that the show ended 17 years ago. Keep it alive. Interact with someone else who loves it. Keep these fandoms alive.

Fandom is so different now and it’s becoming un-fun with how quickly shit moves.

I just want to enjoy things. I don’t want to have to play a game of Artist-Race that seems to be afoot lately.

Ya’ll eat up fandoms, leave artists and writers bone dry and then move on so fucking quickly then fucking wonder where all the Good Fandom Stuff is.

Idk Maybe cherish some things for longer. Reblog stuff. Interact with people. Comment and share.

Fandom is Capitalism now and I’m not being nuanced.

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For real. Me right now

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

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(In the Batcave after Tim takes a bullet, Alfred is in England, and Jason + Stephanie are the only ones there)

Steph, looking at the wound: This looks so bad. Good news, I don't think you'll have an infection!

Tim: *winces*

Jason, pausing his movements: Tim, where the fuck is your spleen?

Tim:...

Tom: The League of Assassin's has it?

Steph: WHAT!?

Jason, sighing: Only fuckin' you I swear-

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(Jason and Tim escaping a warehouse quietly)

Jason, whispering: The amount of times I have to save your ass after you've been kidnapped is kinda insane.

Tim, also whispering: Yeah, well, it's not my fault that I'm the heir to one fortune and a partial inheritor to a second.

Jason, whispering: Shit is that why I've been kidnapped so little?

Tim, whispering: Yeah, probably.

Goon, pointing to Tim then Jason: Hey, aren't you supposed ta be bound in da otha room? And who the hell are ya?

Jason:

Tim:

Jason: *throws gun at his head* Run, Tim!

Tim: *grabs it quickly* Right behind you!

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I wanted to repost this because I feel like aspects could be used in fics some people write. Plus, I spent half an hour writing it originally. So, here you go again.

Headcanon: I feel like Jason Todd would be the unlikely supportive sibling/friend. Like any problem anyone has in the BatFamily, he's right there to help.

Like, let's say Dick is having a bad day. Dick and Babs got into an argument, and Jason notices that Dick is in a bad mood. Head down, no jokes whatsoever. Jason being Jason, decides to cheer him up by taking Dick to a circus and talking the manager into letting Dick perform. It cheers him up instantly.

Tim being Tim, having been up for the better part of two weeks living off of pure coffee and adrenaline is wobbly, has bags deeper than the Grand Canyon under his eyes, despite being told by everyone to sleep, is working in his apartment. Jason hears about this and talks Tim into letting him take over while Tim gets some sleep. Neither of them ever mention Tim sleeping on Jason's shoulder after watching Frozen.

Damian is having trouble in school. He's the outcast, the black sheep of the classroom and is having trouble making friends so he is getting bullied, but he has been told he can't fight back. Jason hears about this and talks to Damian, telling him he can't cripple the guy, but a few bruises won't hurt. Damian doesn't get bullied anymore, and the victims of the bullies sit with him at lunch.

Cass is having trouble communicating with everyone due to her upbringing. Jason finds her sulking on a building one night and approaches her, using perfect ASL to speak to her. She's surprised but she responds in ASL also. The meeting on the rooftop becomes multiple meetings during the day and at night, Jason teaching her how to write then to speak. Everyone (except Jason) was surprised when Cass gave her input on the situation, in fluent English, during the next all hands on deck night.

Jason visits Barbara one night needing something decrypted only to see her staring up at her batsuit from her wheelchair. Instead of getting the device decrypted, he clocks her off and tells everyone to talk to Tim for tech help, then he spends the rest of the night hanging around Barbara, talking to her like he did when he was Robin. She didn't even glance at her batsuit for the next week.

Jason runs into Stephanie, literally, while on patrol. When he sees her appearance, which is not great at the time, he asks what's wrong. Apparently, not only did her father break out of prison but her mother is trying to get her to come home and talk to her dad which was staying at her house. Now she had nowhere to sleep, she only had her suit to wear, and she was slightly scared. Jason, without hesitation, offered a place to stay at his safehouse. Well, not really offered, but dragged her to his safehouse, tossed one of his hoodies towards her to sleep in, and forced her to lay down in his bed to sleep while he took the couch. If her crashing in his safehouse when she was too tired to go all the way back home and him losing a hoodie everytime it happened became a regular occurrence, nobody had to know.

Duke, being the only one that patrolled during the day, naturally felt like an outsider in the BatFamily. He constantly stayed silent during family meetings and only spoke to them if required. Until Duke woke up one morning to find Jason eating cereal in his apartment, wearing his uniform except the helmet. Jason went on patrol with Duke that day, despite Duke's protests. It became a regular occurrence after awhile. One day every week, Jason would spend the whole day hanging out with Duke during the day and they bonded, a lot. Duke spoke up during meetings and didn't feel like an outsider since one of the originals accepted him. He still laughs his ass off every single time a criminal sees the Red Hood in the DAYTIME because their faces are priceless.

Bonus: On the bad days where he wakes up from nightmares or goes deep into self-loathing, distancing himself from everyone, the BatFamily take turns in roping him into activities to distract him. On special days like his birthday or the day he died, they all at once get him back to the manor and they cancel patrol to be there. Jason appreciates this, but doesn't voice it. Ever. He's too proud for that.

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I got tagged in this by @jasonxstephanie and decided to participate.

Favorite Color: White or pink. White because it symbolizes purity and innocence. Pink because it looks pretty.

Last Song: The Struggle by Blacklite District

Currently Reading: Not an official story. A fanfic. Halloween is Over by MistyMountainHop.

Currently Watching: TV shows? Raising Hope and Young Justice. Movie? The Beekeeper when I get home.

Coffee or Tea: Coffee, all day.

Hobby to Try: Maybe I'll try some public singing. I usually do it in private because I'm self conscious about my voice.

Current AU: Depends on what you count as an AU. I have an OC in several different story universes. I also have a reaction story up. I don't have any formal AUs.

I don't have anyone to tag. So this section ends with me.

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Did anyone else notice that Danny Masterson appeared in Raising Hope?

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Eric:

Hyde:

Donna:

Fez:

Jackie:

Kelso: Why is everyone so quiet?

Donna:... Kelso? What is that?

Kelso, raising the ferret on his arm: Cute dog, right?

Hyde: Kelso, man, that's not a dog.

Kelso: Sure it is. He's just long-

*the ferret jumps onto Fez*

Fez: Ai! Get off of me, you rat bastard!

Jackie: This is why we don't pick up stray animals, Michael!

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Cassie Cage:

Erron Black:

Cassie:

Erron: Well, if I didn't know better gorgeous, I'd say you're admiring the view.

Cassie: W-What? Of course not-

Erron: We could always go to my tent-

Cassie, blushing: N-No-

Erron: Do you want to?

Cassie: Uh-

Jacqui: Both of you please stop talking.

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(a random concert)

Danny:

Tucker:

Sam:

Ember:

Sam, angrily: Why are you here?

Danny, curious: I didn't think this group was your type of band.

Tucker, asking the real question: Why are you wearing Danny's colors and his logo?

Ember:

Sam:

Danny:

Tucker, smirking: Ember, do you have... A crush... On Danny?

Ember: nO-

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(Jason and Lian looking at a scowling Roy)

Roy: Why can I never leave you to watch her and come back to something that's not a disaster?

Jason: Because we died-

Lian: and that means you can't tell us what to do.

*Jason and Lian high five*

Roy:

Roy: You're both grounded.

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(Roy Harper, looking at Jason, Dick, and Lian along with a completely destroyed kitchen and living room)

Jason: Look, man-

Dick: We can explain-

Lian: It was Uncle Dick's idea-

Roy, holding his hand up: All I did was ask you to watch her. The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the Devil.

Jason: I'm pretty sure I actually did that.

Roy: NOT THE POINT