#this quote was crazy

[notherpuppet]

“Just because you see a smile, don’t think you know what’s going on underneath.”

[galactic-magick]

Star Trek makes me soooo crazy cuz you got Picard saying things like "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose."

And Data saying things like "I would gladly risk feeling bad at times, if it also meant that I could taste my dessert."

And Bashir saying things like “You can't go through life trying to avoid getting a broken heart. If you do, it'll break from loneliness anyway."

And Odo sayings things like "It has been my observation that one of the prices of giving people freedom of choice is that sometimes they make the wrong choice."

And I’m just supposed to be normal about it???

[galaxymagitech]

Bruce: Congratulations, Jason! You’re the first of my kids to graduate college!

Dick: Yeah, first and only one for all eternity!

Bruce: *Ignoring Dick by sheer willpower* Anyway, what are you planning to do next?

Jason: I think I’m going to continue my education in English Lit.

Bruce: *nervously* Great. You’ll get a Master’s Degree, right?

Jason: …

Bruce: …right?

Jason: Actually, I’m going for a PhD.

Bruce: This is a terrible joke. You’re over the supervillainy, right, Jay?

Jason: Look, my application to GothamU’s PhD program was accepted!

Bruce: No child! Of mine! Will get! A PhD!!!

Jason: I’m hoping to be a literature professor at GothamU, if I survive long enough.

Bruce: *screams incoherently*

Dick: I think you broke him.

[runraerun]

[fanaticalthings]

POV: You're on Gothamtwt

just gothamite things

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[lilislegacy]

people always make jokes about percy making these crazy plans and annabeth being super against them. but i’m fairly very sure that 90% of the time, it’s the exact opposite?? there are literally book scenes where annabeth has a crazy plan and percy absolutely DREADS it and thinks she’s gonna get them killed lol. so please allow my take on this:

annabeth: i have a plan

percy: thank the gods. what is it?

annabeth:

percy, narrowing his eyes at her:

annabeth, biting her lip:

percy: i swear to- wise girl whatever it is i’m not doing it

annabeth: no no i really think this plan will work! you just can’t die if we want it to

percy: oh ok sorry, im so stupid because i was thinking not dying IS THE PLAN!!

annabeth:

percy, accepting his fate: what is it

annabeth: okay so you see that bottle over there that says demigod poison, instant death, do not drink?

percy:

[drenched-in-sunlight]

marriage life.

[elysiumwhispers]

liking a girl will make you go feral and want to die btw

[solargeist]

whoa this cat boy can kill people, hawt

[raevulsix]

Small peek into a WIP I was working on…✨

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Road (Alan Clarke, 1987)

[meowder]

I HAD A BRAIN BLAST WHEN I SAW THIS IN THE TRAILER

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Captain Gerrard: Those are your chores for the week. Have I made myself clear?

Hen: You probably did.

Chim: We just didn’t listen to any of it.

Eddie: Your racist tone of voice is very difficult to hear.

Buck: I did listen to your every word and I counted 9 possible lawsuits based on discrimination, which is a feat given that you barely said two sentences.

Ravi: That wasn't very cutesy and demure of you cap. Brat summer is over, just so you know.

[welcome-to-alice-in-helll]

[incorrect-all-for-the-game]

Kevin: Andrew isn’t answering his phone.

Neil: I’ll call

Nicky: Kevin and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Neil, into the phone: Hello

Andrew, on the other end: Hello.

[batcavescolony]

Jason: I don't think Dick and Tim have what it takes to kill someone

Damian: tt no, they could never

Dick: *literally killed the joker, one alt universe version has killed the bats* ha ha yeah

Tim: *has like 3 alt versions that are murderers, has committed attempted murder, and definitely has a body count because of RR* oh yeah we don't have what it takes