Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer
wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?
Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)
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Happy birthday, Tim 馃グ
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Are you disappointed that I鈥檓 not a murderer?
I mean, a little.
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Damian: Baba. I鈥檝e acquired an enemy at the academy. He鈥檚 been ripping my drawings, teasing me about my lineage, and smearing your honor. I understand murder can鈥檛 happen. How shall I proceed?
Bruce: [Has a flashback of Thomas driving to his bully鈥檚 house, spiked brass knuckles on his hands, petting his head and smiling dangerously, 鈥業鈥檒l be right back, chum!鈥橾
Bruce: 鈥鈥檒l talk to his parents.
Damian: Todd?
Jason: Finally, an excuse to tackle a 10 year old.
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The reason Goncharov (1973) is such a hit is because it allows Tumblr to unironically participate in its national sport:
Lying
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