#incorrect ineffable husbands

[mimisempai]

Aziraphale’s Christmas list

[angie-words]

Only one that might provoke a few feelings today (under the cut!). This week has been a long one, frankly, but I do still take joy in making these silly little memes which seem to amuse folks 💜

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[inezrable]

[sebbys-mama]

[scottishmushroom]

inaccurate good omens part 19

inaccurate good omens master post

[nonlaregina]

I don't even know where to start…

Old married couple ❤️

[happynachohologram]

[nayeliq1]

Aziraphale, all wrapped up in Crowley's dangly limbs on the couch: you're quite cuddly for a demon, you know

Crowley, grumbly, squeezing even tighter: Am not. I'm a snake. I'm constricting you

Aziraphale, smiling to himself: Of course, dear. My mistake

[celestiallyineffable]

Aziraphale: "oh goodness me, it looks like I've been captured. Whatever shall I do?" *bats eyelashes, swaying in his shackles*

Crowley: "Angel..you do know you could jus miracle out of those, right?" *raises eyebrow, cocking his head to the side*

Aziraphale: *gasps* "Crowley!! You know I have a one miracle limit. (under his breath) And I might've used it to put together the perfect outfit and then orchestrate this whole thing to make sure I was captured, exactly when I knew you'd be around." *blushing and stammering*

Crowley: *smirking and manually unlocking the shackles with a key he stole, making sure to get in Aziraphale's personal space as much as possible*

Aziraphale: *tries not to faint or squeal or scream*

[jottles]

I'm back with another mildly underwhelming drawing 🔥🔥🔥

After the whole... Halloween costume thing... I was surprised to see no one redraw this scene with them 😭

[cryptic-queer-cryptid]

lmaoooo i forgot to post these!! i want to make more but for now just going to dump some crowley + text posts on you

[dcocca]

I mean, who wouldn’t want to find Crowley wrapped up under a Christmas tree, c’mon.

All Aziraphale want for Christmas…

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost Part 1 : here

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost Part 2 : here

[angie-words]

*boop*

Hope you're all doing well, folks. Spooky season may technically be over, but it's always Halloween in my heart. And though time marches on, every day (see what I did there?) brings us a little closer to seeing Michael Sheen and David Tennant with dyed hair again...

Thanks to @prinxlegolass for help with sourcing a couple of the text posts this week!

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[suzypfonne]

My brain has chosen to plague me with this imaginary conversation between Aziraphale and Crowley. So I'm passing it on to you.

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It's evening. They're seated at the small table in the rear of the bookshop, drinking.

"Crowley? Might I ask you to interpret a phrase I heard earlier?"

"Sure. Wot? Was it in French or something?"

"No. I was out for my morning constitutional in St. James Park. I stopped to feed the ducks, frozen peas of course, darling. When two young ladies, walking hand-in-hand, passed by. One of them said to the other 'when we get home, I'm going to jump your bones'."

*Crowley coughs and sputters, choking on his drink*

"Only, it sounded rather violent, but it was said with such a-affection. I found it quite confusing."

*Crowley, wiping his mouth and finding his composure* "Angel, they were suggesting the two of them get frisky we they got home. Humans... very indirect creatures..."

"Oh... Oh! It was code for 'sexual congress'? Oh, how lovely. I do hope it went well. They were quite handsome together."

[sebbys-mama]

[aaronontherun]