#this is a joke please go to therapy

[willowalone]

therapy:

- expensive

- emotionally intense

TMA episode 170 - recollection:

- free!

- interesting lore and concept!

- still emotionally intense

- could genuinely be a monologue taken straight from my brain, almost identical. a comprehensive look at my own struggle with loneliness that I always found so hard to make anyone else understand, which was always all the more isolating. this episode has done more for validating my own feelings than I think talking to someone else ever could.

- martin blackwood!

[hplonesomeart]

Guys call me crazy but I think the crazy robots would get along swimmingly. The tragic fact that these two don’t have more art interacting is an offense in my rule book and I have come to remedy that. They say you must manifest what you want to see in the world and this is me doing that jskjsksp. I will take initiative! Enjoy a smidgen of Mr. Puzzles and Mettaton art then. Although I think the only reason they initially decided to co-host collaborate together here was the prospect of getting more stars/ratings- because that’s show business babyyyy leverage off of famous people for viewssss/j

Also here is version without the speech/dialogue bubbles! Just two gay bots being fabulous and gossiping or something (platonically. Or you could lean into this being a ship I don’t really care lol). Maybe they’ll exchange some advice about the logistics of incorporating musical numbers in the boardcasts without losing too much revenue on the budget idk. Because if you think about it Mettaton did a musical number in a dress with Frisk and then Mr. Puzzles had his whole Creative Control moment. And both where marvelous performances by the way absolutely slay ✨

My “toxic trait” is supporting the theatrical livelihoods of fictional computers who have committed atrocities, and they both will probably never make an apology video for the attempted murders and trauma inflicting. Wow so girlboss of them :))

[utilitycaster]

could people who think Critical Role has Lost The Magic (TM) because it's no longer livestreamed and the people who throw endless sobbing fits about having three weeks off from the main campaign in the main tag all fight each other and leave the rest of us in peace finally

[valewritessss]

My friend just made me download Airbuds how do I explain me listening to the entire Hamilton track

[loumandforyou]

Loumand trying to watch one of Marie Kondo's episodes, but neither of them are really listening, so they thought she was telling people to throw away everything that does spark joy, and that's how the penthouse was decorated.

"We could paint a wall a nice green colour, but unfortunately that would spark joy, and Marie Kondo forbids it"

They also probably watched it when Netflix had this glitch so they took it seriously

[totem-but-shark]

After reading your post on c! Foolish just feeling his powers but not entirely knowing what they were made me think. With his lightning powers, what if his powers were less specifically revival, but more of a defibrillator shocking the heart to life again (mainly joking lol)

I actually hypothesised about totems being "the equivalent of a magical defibrillator" in this post but putting foolishs lightning powers into the mix makes it even more interesting

What if his lighting wasn't a power gained from godhood but a trait from his totem biology? Only turned up to the max considering him being much more powerful as well as larger than the average inanimate totem. Think of the particles when a totem pops, what if that wasn't just excess unknown magic escaping the totem upon cracking but instead SPARKS.

Id like to think there's some level of magic involved but it being connected to electricity grounds it far more in reality and could also explain why totems only work upon death. Totems of undying cannot revive the dead but within a short window of time can bring someone back before their body and mind fully shuts down, just like how you can jumpstart someone's heart. Doing a little more research apparently pulses of energy can be used to stimulate cells to generate new bone tissue and connective tissue encouraging the body's healing process, though this is obviously on a absurdly smaller scale for joint pain and such the concept could still be applied to this fantasy magic lore.

Lighting used to heal, wouldn't that be sick?

[pewpop]

who the fuck needs therapy when i can just draw myself with my current favourite character as a funky little creature???? I can just do this until im finally normal

[todayisafridaynight]

Hey so Snap this is going to be so fucking weird, but honestly don’t care. So I was watching a clip of Drag Race Philippines and it was the make over episode and I think they were making over family members and this father was all about getting into drag. So, I just wanted to tell you never forget how much of a lovely loving kind and caring father you have, who loves you and protects you and makes you feel heard. That’s all.

i'd have to die before i forget how great my dad is thank you for the opportunity to brag about him again anon

[a-slut-for-vegaspete]

Therapy: expensive

Thinking about Jaewon and Jihyun: completely free

[the-casbah-way]

if you’re rich and you start talking to me just know that i’m not listening i’m waiting for you to cough up because it’s my turn to live deliciously

[cutie--q]

pinky in the trailer: we can’t just do the same thing every time! after two whole seasons, the fans deserve something fresh. sorta like…

(me in full clown attire) please be a psychological exploration segment, please be a psychological exploration segment, please be

[newvision]

I watched the entire first season of Hannibal in less than 48 hours, I think it’s done irreversible damage to my brain

[rosielav]

Listening to Hello from the Hallowoods episode 57.

Someone please tell me (no spoilers) that The Omen gets to be happy :'(((( I'm CRYING!!!!!

Blease....

[justagray]

Alright Goldie boi I wish for money

[insanetwocubes]

*throws a book about nihilism at him*

~Four

[colaboyxbepis]

Is it just me or am I suddenly feeling depressed and suicidal? Like, idk what happened but I am not doing okay. /gen /srs

Was it the things I said? Am I feeling just really guilty? Am I over-reacting? I think I'm having some sort of lovechild of a panic attack and a mental breakdown. I'm supposed to be sleeping and I'm over here crying and trying to express my feelings on TUMBLR.

Can anyone give any advice on dealing with this? Is this a serious issue? I have tests tomorrow, I need help, and I need it fast. I'm already stressed, I'm still going through puberty so my life is quite a mess, I'm demotivated to do anything and I feel like shit.

I'M SORRY, I SOUND ATTENTION GRABBING, I JSUT NEEDED TO SAYE SOEMTHING SORRYYYYYYY /gen

I CAN'T TRYPE I'M EGYTEING OVERWHELPMED