#i need to calm down

[omgtheregoesthefuckidontgive]

I think I'm actually so petty Cuz I was screaming at Gun to not forgive Yotha. No matter what he's doing something shitty, I know you're hurt but that doesn't mean you go out there and purposely hurt others as well, he knows he can get others in danger but honestly that's not even why I'm mad. WTF DO YOU MEAN YOU KISSED YOUR EX WHO YOU'VE BEEN BEEFING WITH THIS ENTIRE SERIES JUST TO BE LIKE 😉yeah I don't have any feelings for you

MY GUY THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ESTABLISHED 100 OTHER WAYS

I wanna see what fucking excuse this guy gives

Also leeme just say I was rooting for this broody bitch this whole time. EXCEPT FOR THIS MOMENT

And the way he asks for forgiveness is a kiss??????? A forceful one at that??? Let's not celebrate that.... Gun should've been way more mad at that ahhhhhhhhhh

I'm so mmaaaddd

If all he did was get Gun in danger aight that could've been forgiven, that was like what Arc did to Arm but the kiss??? And the face that he doesn't know Gun knows so he's acting like nothing happened???? Bro how do you kiss someone that passionately WHEN YOU KNOW HE LIKES YOU then go KISS SOMEONE ELSE and then still be like oh idk if I like him YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO FUCK WITH THIS KIDS HEAD LIKE THIS

[thefabulousfab-3]

Do you ever think that the mirror scene is going to happen after Colin has found out about Lady whistledown, when him and pen have reconciled. Then he realizes that all the mean things Whistledown said about her are things she wrote about herself. Then he is going to undress her in front of the mirror and tell her how beautiful she is????? Do you ever think about that????!!!!!

[winterxgardener]

Shayne "I am not good with affection" Topp 🥺

[lucasoliko]

Do you think we'll ever dance like we're supposed to

[itsyouch]

We must stay focused Agent, we must stay focused

[riacte]

This was originally supposed to be an unserious edit of those memes from 2014 but it kind of became serious <3

“False, it really comes down to how much you trust me.” “Oh, I’m not worried about you.” … “So I hung up my reaper robes and now I live a quiet life of peace and tranquility over here at the Tower of the Dog.” “You know what they say, Ren? Third time lucky!” “But is it ever true?” “You’re going to make it true, okay?” “Okay. You believe in me?” “You got it!” “I would offer my protection, but let’s be honest, it’s probably worthless.” “You can be the distraction.” “I could be the meat shield.” “There you go! If I need help, I’ll shout, and you’ll come running, right?” “A hundred percent, definitely.”

“I told you I got your back False, you’re my homie.”

From Day One on the hillock, he’d been loyal to her 🥺

[serenbriar]

I had the loveliest, softest dream about Astarion last night, and since waking up I've spent the whole day feeling so EMPTY. It clearly wasn't enough for him to be at the forefront of my mind every hour of the day, and now my heart yearns for him whilst I sleep too!?

This game has gotten to me too much. This man will ruin me.

[virgilthepoet1029]

This girl I already didn’t like is talking shit about Sam Reid’s Lestat in the gc and I had to fr mute the gc and leave because GIRL

“Had to quit the interview with the vampire adaptation bc Lestat wasn't cunty enough” H U H DID WE WATCH THE SAME SHOW???

She sent a picture of him pre IWTV and tried to submit that as evidence BITCH NO THE LESTATIFICATION OF SAM REID IS AN IMPORTANT STEP “but I can still see it in his face the hair doesn’t do enough” ARE WE LOOKING AT THE SAME PERSON?????

“can't be around a chad lestat truther” had to fr put my phone down oh my god I know you didn’t come into MY GC and shit talk MY HYPERFIXATION GIRL. G I R L. I KNOW YOU SAW MY STORY OF ME TALKING ABOUT THEM I KNOW YOU KNOW I LOVE THIS SHOW GIRL.

[qyburnsghost]

Where you gif making hoes at? IM LOGGING IN AND MY DASH CLEAR

Edit: maybe everyone died after the scene cause my dash really naked…

No pun

[a-wolfs-bad-moon-rising]

Liquid Courage

Johnny "Soap" MacTavish x Reader *Smut*

(I really wanna write more regularly and I am thirsting after this man so hard)

Soap: Oh watcha writing lass? Somethin for the lassies?

(Wolf): YES DON'T LOOK!

Soap: Why not? *peeks* Oh. Yer one o'dem?

(Wolf): Just let us have this Soap

The liquor stings my tongue as I take another sip. I've always been a lightweight and tonight is no different. After a rough mission me and the boys need a load off. We sit in the bar drinking silly. I even seen tight ass Price looses up. Ghost is incoherent, his accent mixed with slurring was impossible to make out. I simply smiled and nodded. My drunken stupor has made me less shy. And so horny.

Soap took notice. Of the former not the latter. I smile drunkenly at him and he beckons me over with his finger. The pressure between my thighs is intense and I saunter over to him mentally hoping for relief.

This is how I ended up on my back in Soap's room, my bare skin pressed against his soft sheets while he ate me out like I was brunch. The stubble on his head grazed my thighs and I squeezed harder as his tongue continued his movements. He teased my clit with his tongue, the cool wetness of it exciting my further. He breathes on my pussy and I jerk in frustration. His deep accent breaks through the haze.

"Gosh bonnie. Ye taste so good." He delves back in his lips and tongue on my pussy again eating like a starved man. My thighs clamp tighter and his strong biceps hold me open. I cry out as the cool air hits my sensitive flesh. I call out his name as he brings me close.

"Yer close yeah?"

I babble out incoherent words of agreement. Soap sucks harder on my clit. Harder and more as my orgasm rips through me. He forces my thighs down never relenting on his movements. His tongue sliding through my folds and over my clit with expertise as if he's always known how to touch me perfectly. My hips buck into his mouth and he grinds his mouth against me. I grip his hair with my hands moaning loudly in ecstacy.

My thighs fall apart and I pant heavily.

"Such a good girl bonnie."

Relationships were not forbidden but frowned upon. Price and Ghost would wring our necks if they knew what we were doing. Fuck em.

Soap gently rolls me over and pulls my hips back. I feel the hardness of his cock bump against my pussy. My walls still fluttering. I stretch forward overstimulated.

"Ah ah bonnie I haven't had my fill o'ya yet." He says his grip tightening. I feel the head of his cock push into me. I gasp and wince at the delicious albeit painful stretch. Soap leans forward until his strong chest is pressed against my back. He breathes on my ear before catching it between his teeth. I arch my back and shudder.

"Breathe bonnie. Let Johnny make ya feel good. Breathe ma good girl"

I moan and I claw at the sheets. He shifts his hips, the head of his cock impossibly deep. I moan as he grinds his pelvis in my ass, his cock rubbing my sweet spot. He gives a few thrusts before he makes me moan out. I toss my head.

"There ya good. Good girl bonnie. Take my cock nice n deep."

I moan loudly as his hips pick up their pace. He slides his hand under my hip and brings me back to meet his thrusts. I cry out in pleasure. He keep thrusting harder and harder. He leans forward his teeth taking purchase of my neck, teeth sinking into the flesh and I arch against him again. He kisses up my neck and I shudder under him.

He grips my hips tightly, the loud sound of out bodies smacking together echoing. Soap loses control and grunts in my ear in time to his thrusting. He finally snaps, putting his large hands on my back, to shove my chest into the mattress and his thrusting becoming animalistic. I scream into the sheets as his hands plant on both sides of my head. His hips hammering into my ass as I spread my legs more for him to slide deeper.

I cry out and moan.

"Thas it bonnie" he grunts "open yerself fer me."

"Johnny! Don't stop!" I beg and plead feeling my pussy gush around his girthy length. He groans in my ear.

"Oh I won't stop lass. Wont....fuckin 'ell yer tight...stop until ye come around my cock"

I moan my squeeze the sheets with my fingers. He laces his hands with mine. Using the leverage to buck into me harder. My vision goes hazy and my pussy squeezes tight and I feel my orgasm coming.

Soap hits a stop and I let out a choked moan. Soap rocks into my a few more times before my back violently arches and I scream out in pleasure. My walls throbbing and squeezing his cock for everything he has.

"Fuckin 'ell bonnie gonna...milk me dry." He groans more to himself. I work my hips back until he jerks forward his hot cum spiraling inside me and filling my womb. We both shudder and catch our breath.

Soap pulls out of me and I whine feeling empty. He leans on my back, his sweaty chest feeling warm. He kisses my neck and gently blows on my ear making me shiver.

"Ya did so good fer me bonnie." He praises. I mumble breathless.

"If I knew how bad ya wanted it, I'da fucked this pretty cunt sooner."

"Thank the alcohol for that."

He chuckles. "Just needed a little liquid courage didn't ya?"

"Uh huh and well now that you have you better keep going."

"Oh? Givin orders now?" He chuckles darkly

"Yes I am and you better deliver MacTavish." I demand. He flips me on my back and works his hips between my legs. I feel his hips grind into my clit and I moan.

"Better be ready to handle me bonnie." He says as he kisses me.

~(Wolf):Jeez I need to calm down haha

Soap: *blushing* that was filthy

(Wolf): It was. Love you Soapy

Soap: Don't call me that and COOL OFF

[thegreatmousebafoon]

Don’t get me started on people who complain about the ‘inconsistency’ of John’s limp. Plssss don’t get me started.

[blahblahbih]

Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls I’m going to LOSE MY MINDDDDDDDD

[whenindoubtfangirlitout]

I just want one show where Clark has an accent.

I need to hear him flirting with Lois (or Bruce 😏) and she swoons over him saying darlin’ or hon.

PLEASE DC I AM BEGGING YOU JUST LET CLARK HAVE HIS MIDWESTERN ACCENT

To add on, because I'm hyperfixating, imagine Clark's accent slipping when he's saving a child. Like, how cute would it be to just hear Superman call a child sweetheart or honey like a parent would to calm them down but it just has that comforting twang.

Sorry, I'll calm down now. 😮‍💨

[winterxgardener]

I am happy to announce that I am still not over about this photo of Court and Shayne. I felt like we moved on from this too quickly. The sun rays are literally paid actors in this photo. In layman's term, it's perfection. 🥺💚💙

[lucentshore]

me posting cringe/unconventional things on the website for cringe/unconventional things: oh god what if my mutuals hate me or unfollow me or

[yourfriendlypyrovampire]

Y'all need to stop playing with Rafayel