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[jack-o-feces]

First time drawing this block dude.

[hotpinkmoon]

Seth NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

The best Seth can do is cuddle. After what you guys did, it's a special experience for him personally so why not show affection and say I love you to each other. He's going to love you forever, and ever and ever and ever and EVER...

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He doesn't have a favorite body part in his own body... It's complicated. But his favorite body part of his lovely treasure is everything. Seth LOVES how you're shaped from head to toe. He can't help but touch your skin gently like you're the most perfect thing in the world. Something that deserves to be worshipped...

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

When it comes to cum, he doesn't focus on his semen and how it spills in or out of you. He's mostly focus on how you cum... How his fingers get coated with them when he simulate your sex and how you climaxed and how your body shakes a little... Your facial expressions and the way you sound. Absolutely beautiful...

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Seth doesn't have one or a secret fantasy when it comes to sexual or romantic context.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Inexperience. Even though he doesn't know what he's doing, Seth has knowledge on how the human body works. So don't be surprised when he actually touches a spot that makes you feel pleasure than you know yourself.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Missionary

Cowgirl

Reverse Cowgirl

Spooning

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Serious. He doesn't think it's funny when you guys are on the bed and make love to each other. It's something special that both of you put trust and agreed upon in his eyes.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

The carpet matches the drapes! His hair down there can get a little wild like his hair on his head but it is well groomed.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Very affectionate and lovey dovey mixed with obsession! It comes out shy at first but then you listen closely to his words... You're the most perfect person in his eyes that won't do anything wrong. Seth loves you no matter how much you love or hate him. He'll die for you and would do ANYTHING for you without hesitation.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Seth rarely does it or get a boner since he's a busy guy. He has work to do then taking care of his own needs.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He doesn't have a lot but he's easily influenced if you show him some stuff you like.

Hair Pulling

Orgasm Denial

Body Worship

Bondage/Shibari

Praise Kink

Cock Warming

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

His apartment or anything private. Just the two of you. Where nobody is looking! He'll be very nervous and paranoid if anyone is nearby or worried that you guys will be loud.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You saying anything perverted. That's going to be stuck in his mind for awhile and then go down in his pants. Maybe revealing too much skin, like you decided to wear a tank top, or wearing shorts. His eyes shamelessly will look down curiously when you're not looking and then he'll look away with red cheeks when you look at him.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He doesn't like doing things that make you uncomfortable or anything gross that involves piss or feces.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Prefers to give then receive since he feels somewhat shy about you giving him a blowjob. Like he doesn't deserve it and wants to satisfy you first and more than him. When you let him, he gets addicted to it. Seth LOVES it. He loves how you taste, and he'll bury his head in between your thighs to get more.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Both. Seth can be slow and gently touches your body like it intrigues him while his eyes look carefully at your body reactions. And he can be fast but not rough. His thrust are slightly shaky and desperate. His body clings on to you and his arms wrapped around you like he's going to lose you. It just feels too good that you allow him to touch you and he's not going to waste any second of this moment.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Doesn't have an opinion about it but he doesn't mind when you want to do something quick. It might have caught him off guard since it's sudden but it's taking care of your needs that are important than his.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Maybe? It depends. If you want to try something, he's willing to do what MC wants him to do but if it's public sex... He's not giving you a chance.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

2 rounds at least but his limits can be pushed.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Seth never owned a toy or used one before. He's fine if MC wants to use it on them or him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn't tease but his heart races a little and he smiles like a goof when MC teases him in bed.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

So whiny and responsive~ He whimpers in a high pitched tone when he begs desperately, wanting your permission to let him cum. Saying it in the most polite way no matter what. He's loud and reactive if you kiss or touch his sensitive spots. Tears may or may not come out.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Seth getting mad is rare but what happens if he's horny and angry at the same time. 0v0... If you suggest that you can help his frustrations, he'll say yes in an odd cold way... The way he grabs you and how his hands touch you isn't the same. There's no trembling or anything gentle. It's tight and calculating. He's mostly a submissive partner but maybe this time he's top. He doesn't want to hear anything. He just wants to feel, so he'll get your head unexpectedly buried in the pillow and him going in hard but not fast or slow thrusts. After he's done, it takes a moment to process what he did to you and apologizes a lot for doing this roughly to you.

Weiner!

Soft: 4 inches

Hard: 7.8 inches

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Somewhat low. Compared to the rest of the 4 guys, he's the least horny. He gets embarrassed when he does get a boner.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Maybe around 5 minutes when MC sleeps first and have a nice cuddle with him but he does unexpectedly pass out sometimes.

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✩ ABC’S

NSFW alphabet with JEFFREY MASON.

NOTE: this is my first hc list so i apologize if it's messy!

—‘A’ IS FOR AFTERCARE (What they’re like after sex)

Will make sure you're okay, clean you up, barrage you with kisses all over, and run you a bath/shower if you want one.

—‘B’ IS FOR BODY PART (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his hands and arms

He likes how strong they are and what he can do with them

He likes your entire body; waist, boobs, hips, ass, hands, mf feet even

He just thinks you're perfect

Head to toe...literally

—‘C’ IS FOR CUM (Anything to do with cum basically…)

Cums absolute buckets like??

Literally so much

Loves to cum in and on you

Loves smearing and rubbing in all of the cum he leaves on your body

He's so messy

Dirty, dirty boy

—‘D’ IS FOR DIRTY SECRET (Pretty self-explanatory; a dirty secret of theirs)

He really wants you to give him a foot or heel job, he doesn't know how to bring it up tho

—‘E’ IS FOR EXPERIENCE (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Very inexperienced

You're his first but he has a good understanding of what to do

Learned from research, watching p0rn, etc.

He watched those instructional, "how to" p0rn vids lmao

He's an eager learner, just wants to make you feel good

—‘F’ IS FOR FAV POSITION (This goes without saying, can probably include visuals)

Mating press

Cowgirl– whether he's in control or not

Legs in the air

—‘G’ IS FOR GOOFY (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He's more serious but he's more relaxed with it yk? just to make it more comfortable for the both of you

Serious if he's jealousy fucking you though or smth

"God, look at this mess you're making on me, doll. Spencer couldn't do that, could he?"

—‘H’ IS FOR HAIR (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Keeps himself trimmed up, has a nice lil happy trail

Not like you can really see it tho

Carpet does not match the drapes

White pubes ofc

—‘I’ IS FOR INTIMACY (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He can be very intimate, even when he's being rough.

—‘J’ IS FOR JACK OFF (Masturbation headcanon)

Masturbates a lot

To you ofc, whether he's thinking of you or using pictures of you

The amount of times he's jizzed on his phone screen is concerning

—‘K’ IS FOR KINK (One or more of their kinks)

Voyeurism; more specifically, watching you– touch yourself, bathe, or undress. It drives him crazy.

Knife play

Wants to carve his name on your lower back, give you a cute lil tramp stamp

Also wants you to suck on the handle of his knife

Scent kink

Panty fetish

Light bondage

Slight daddy kink

Spit kink

A lowkey foot fetish

Has a finger sucking fetish, he loves it when you lick and suck on his fingers. He'll do it to you too sometimes

Somnophilia (sex while you're sleeping)

Hair pulling. Loves it when you do it to him especially

Choking (giving and receiving, gives way more tho)

Impact play (spanking you)

Overstim (giving and receiving)

Orgasm control (giving and receiving)

Ear licking/sucking (giving and receiving)

Dacryphilia (likes seeing you cry from pleasure)

Wanted to learn Shibari but doesn't have the patience for the more intricate ones, but he knows one..

He uses it to "punish" you

—‘L’ IS FOR LOCATION (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere tbh

bed, floor, couch, counter, table, against a wall, in a doorway...

He does not care

—‘M’ IS FOR MOTIVATION (What turns them on, gets them going)

Sometimes he can just look at you and he gets a hard on

You being bratty, whiny, or teasing

Wearing anything revealing, but that's a given

You in dresses or skirts. I can imagine him just sticking his head underneath and eating you out like a starved man

—‘N’ IS FOR NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Age play

Coprophilia (feces)

Basically just really disgusting stuff

—‘O’ IS FOR ORAL (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Loves giving and receiving head but likes giving more

He loves to pleasure you, he likes to see how good he can make you feel with just his mouth alone

He likes leaving you fully satisfied

He leaves sloppy kisses all over and tongue fucks you when he goes down on you

Tells you how pretty your pussy is and how good you taste

But...he also loves the way you look with his cock stuffed in your mouth

How you kiss it or slide your mouth along the base, and how you look up at him all while doing it.

—‘P’ IS FOR PACE (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Usually fast and rough but switches it up to slow and rough

Will switch up paces during to tease you

If you ask to go faster, harder, etc. he obliges but not after a little teasing

He can be slow and sensual when he wants to, it's not often though

—‘Q’ IS FOR QUICKY (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Doesn't do them often as he likes to take his time and do it right

On the occasion he just cant wait, he'll pull you away somewhere private and fuck you stupid

And like I said in my last bullet in motivation; he most definitely will stick his head up your skirt or dress and eat you out

—‘R’ IS FOR RISK (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

100%

—‘S’ IS FOR STAMINA (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can last pretty long, 3-4 rounds.

Expect him to get even more vocal the more rounds you do, you just feel so good to him

—‘T’ IS FOR TOY (Do they own toys? Do they use them; on a partner or themselves?)

Both! Loves to use them on you and for you to use them on him

—‘U’ IS FOR UNFAIR (how much they like to tease)

So unfair, loves to tease

Just likes to see you whine for him, then he'll give you what you both want

—‘V’ IS FOR VOLUME (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Very vocal, moans, groans, whimpers, and whines and doesn't care who hears

He'll want you to be vocal too, don't hold back

It spurs him on, encourages him

Boost his confidence hearing how good he's fucking you

Wants everybody to hear how good you're making him feel and how good he's making you feel

Will absolutely be calling you pretty while he's fucking into you

Talking you through your orgasms too

Tells you how good you feel, how good you are, how pretty you are, etc.

He gets so cocky after smh

—‘W’ IS FOR WILD CARD (Random headcannon(s) for the character of your choice)

He's a switch but v top leaning

He will bottom on occasion but he tops more

He really likes when you do take control, he loves the veiw

Absolutely hypnotized by his gorgeous girl topping him

Despite other ppl hc him to like degrading you, I think it would be the opposite ☝️

He doesn't like saying mean things to his love, he knows what that feels like

He likes praise, giving and receiving

Maybe I'm biased bc I'm a praise girl

He'll only degrade you if it's something you really like or if it's twisted with some kind of praise

"So pretty...such a pretty lil' slut f'me."

Loves kissing during it, likes feeling your moans and whines in his mouth

Pleasure dom?? yes!

He's a stalker and when he's watching you, he's rubbing his cock to his pretty little thing changing, showering, masturbating, sleeping, etc.

You just look so pretty doing absolutely anything, he can't get enough of you

And you have a very conveniently placed tree in front of one of your bedroom windows

He's hid in your closet while you were home jerking it too

He's such a fuckin creep <3

—‘X’ IS FOR X-RAY (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He's packing idc

7.5-8 inches, has some girth

Slightly curves up and to the left, flushed pink tip

Nice, round, heavy balls

—‘Y’ IS FOR YEARN (How high is their sex drive?)

Very high, his mind is always in the gutter

Constantly wants to fuck you

You gotta pry him off you sometimes, he's so feral

—‘Z’ IS FOR ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

After the aftercare, he's knocked tf out.

But sometimes he'll just watch you as you're sleeping, caress your face and hair, and admire your beauty. He wonders how you could like someone like him :(

[ros64]

“Legami di sangue”

Capitolo 7

Jamie si fece largo nella boscaglia, incurante dei rovi che gli laceravano i vestiti e dei rami che lo fustigavano. Tutto ciò che si trovava sul suo cammino poteva scegliere se levarsi o finire calpestato. Non esitò più di un istante, quando raggiunse i due cavalli al pascolo, impastoiati. Li slegò entrambi e diede una pacca alla giumenta, che sbuffò e corse verso la boscaglia. Anche se nessuno avesse rubato il destriero di scorta, prima che la milizia avesse lasciato andare John Grey, Jamie non intendeva facilitargli il ritorno a Philadelphia. Lui e Claire avrebbero risolto le loro questioni più semplicemente, senza la complicazione della presenza di sua signoria. E come le avrebbero risolte? si domandò, mentre con i calcagni dava un colpetto nei fianchi al cavallo, e gli girava la testa verso la strada. Sorpreso, notò che gli tremavano le mani, e strinse forte le redini di cuoio per fermarle. Le nocche della mano destra gli pulsavano, e sentiva una fitta lancinante al posto del dito mancante, che gli attraversò tutta la mano facendolo sibilare tra i denti. «Perché diavolo me l’hai detto, piccolo idiota?» disse sottovoce, spingendo il cavallo al galoppo. «Come pensavi che avrei reagito?» Proprio come hai fatto, dannazione, fu la risposta. John non aveva opposto resistenza, non si era difeso. «Avanti, uccidimi», aveva detto quel piccolo pederasta. Un nuovo scatto di rabbia gli fece arricciare le dita, mentre immaginava di fare quello che gli aveva chiesto. L’avrebbe ammazzato, se quel disgraziato di Woodbine non fosse arrivato con la sua milizia? No. No, non l’avrebbe fatto. Anche se per un momento aveva provato il desiderio di mettergli le mani intorno al collo e di strozzarlo, stava cominciando a rispondere alla sua stessa domanda, ora che la ragione si faceva largo a spallate in mezzo alla foschia dell’ira. Perché Grey gliel’aveva detto? Questo era ovvio: era il motivo per cui l’aveva colpito, obbedendo a un riflesso, il motivo per cui adesso gli tremavano le mani. John gli aveva detto la verità. «Claire e io ci stavamo fottendo te.» Prese un respiro brusco e profondo, talmente rapido da causargli un capogiro, ma utile a fermare il tremito. Rallentò un pochino; le orecchie del suo cavallo erano abbassate, all’indietro, e si muovevano a scatti: l’animale era agitato.

«Va tutto bene, a bhalaich», disse, il respiro ancora affannoso, ma più lento. «Va tutto bene.» Per un attimo pensò che avrebbe vomitato, ma riuscì a evitarlo, e si sistemò meglio sulla sella, in una posizione più salda. Poteva ancora toccarlo, quel punto infiammato che Jack Randall aveva lasciato sulla sua anima. Fino a quel momento si era creduto al sicuro, per via delle tante cicatrici che vi si erano sovrapposte, ma no, a quel maledetto di John Grey erano bastate sette parole per riaprire la ferita: «Claire e io ci stavamo fottendo te». E non poteva biasimarlo; comunque non avrebbe dovuto, pensò, ora che la ragione cercava ostinatamente di respingere la furia... ma sapeva fin troppo bene che era un’arma troppo debole, contro uno spettro del genere. Grey non poteva neanche immaginare che cosa gli avevano fatto quelle parole. Tuttavia, la ragione aveva la sua utilità. Fu lei a ricordargli il secondo colpo. Il primo era partito per un riflesso cieco; il secondo no. A quel pensiero provò rabbia, e dolore, ma di natura diversa. «Ho conosciuto carnalmente tua moglie.» «Tu, maledetto», sussurrò, stringendo le redini con una violenza che indusse il cavallo a muovere la testa di scatto, allarmato. «Perché? Perché me l’hai detto, brutto pervertito?» E la seconda risposta gli arrivò un po’ in ritardo, ma chiara come la prima: Perché me l’avrebbe detto lei, non appena ne avesse avuta la possibilità. E lui lo sapeva bene. E ha pensato che, se dovevo commettere un atto di violenza davanti a una rivelazione simile, sarebbe stato meglio che me la prendessi con lui. Aye, lei gliel’avrebbe detto. Deglutì. E me lo dirà. E lui che cos’avrebbe detto, o fatto? Aveva ricominciato a tremare, e senza accorgersene aveva rallentato, al punto che il cavallo stava camminando, girando la testa da una parte all’altra mentre fiutava l’aria. Non è colpa sua. Lo so. Lei non ne ha colpa. L’avevano creduto morto. Conosceva bene quell’abisso: ci aveva vissuto per tanto tempo. E si rendeva conto di quello che potevano fare la disperazione e qualche bevanda forte. Ma la visione... o l’assenza di quest’ultima... Com’era successo? Dove? Sapere che era successo era già una tragedia; non aver sentito le spiegazioni di lei era quasi insopportabile. Il cavallo si era fermato; le redini penzolavano, molli. Jamie era in mezzo alla strada, con gli occhi chiusi: respirava, sforzandosi di arrestare l’immaginazione, cercava di pregare. La ragione aveva i suoi limiti; la preghiera no. Ci volle un po’ perché la sua mente allentasse la presa, perché lasciasse andare la sua maligna curiosità, la brama di sapere. Dopo un po’, però, sentì di poter proseguire, e prese di nuovo le redini. Tutto questo poteva aspettare. Ma aveva bisogno di vedere Claire, prima di fare qualunque altra cosa. In quel momento non aveva idea di quello che avrebbe detto, o fatto, quando se la fosse trovata davanti. Ma doveva vederla, con la stessa urgenza che avrebbe avvertito un naufrago, costretto a rimanere senza cibo e senz’acqua per settimane.

[ballata]

Be un endorsement fatto da uno dei più feroci impicca donne di tutti i tempi fa curriculum...a breve il sostegno di Vlad III di Valacchia l'impalatore ( che però fece del bene🤣)..Pol Pot...Nerone....Jack lo Squartatore...

Presto o tardi l’Occidente cadrà vittima della sua stessa idiozia. È solo questione di tempo. Perché, a ben vedere, i segnali che lasciano presagire il peggio ci sono già tutti, limpidi ed inequivocabili per chi li vuol vedere. Così, follia dopo follia, la società occidentale si dirige mestamente verso il baratro, già accinta a precipitare, inseguendo così un destino che appare tristemente segnato. L’ultima (ma solo in ordine temporale) tra le follie partorite dell’iper-buonista Occidente in salsa woke è la disperata corsa per il riconoscimento della Palestina... persino l'arabia saudita ( e non sono dei santi) non sopporta i palestinesi ed insieme alla Giordania sosterebbero Israele...I palestinesi si sono affidati all Iran e ad Hamas e sono una marmaglia di delinquenti cresciuti e indottrinati per odiare chiunque non sia mussulmano...

#istandwithisrael #khamenei_ir #hamas #terrorismo #alleyesonhostages #iran #europe #psycokiller #usa #robertonicolettiballatibonaffini

[wildflowerwattpad0217]

Eddie Munson NSFW Alphabet

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Masterlist

Warnings: MDNI. Honestly, if you are not comfy with smut or light BDSM don't read.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Eddie will clean you of all cum, and if you need something he will get it for you. During this he waits on you hand and foot but your favorite part is when he comes back to bed with a blunt that both of you will share.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

So he isn't a tits or ass man. He thinks your sexist body part is your thighs and the way they squeeze his head as he eats you out. You like his hands especially when he wears his rings.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Eddie kinda has a breeding kink but will wear a condom if he needs to but his favorite thing to do is to cum on your face. He keeps a photo in his wallet of your face covered in his cum with his cock barely in you mouth.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He doesn't really have any, he is pretty open with you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He has had one partner before you and they were pretty vanilla. You are the one he is finding out a lot more from.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

His favorite position is when you are both standing up, you are looking in the mirror and he is fucking you from behind. When you guys are in this position you have a full face of make up on, it's running and he has a hand around your throat.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's pretty serious. More caring than anything. He's a soft dom.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Once in awhile he will give himself a trim but that's so it doesn't go every where. Other than that. The carpet certainly matches the drapes.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Eddie wants to make sure you are comfortable with everything he does to you even if you have a safe word, asking if it feels okay, it may not be the sexiest thing but you find it pretty romantic.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He has a book of polaroids of you and him in his nightstand to get off to when you are not there with him. He also has a book of some them in his van. One of the members of Corroded Coffin accidentally found it and could not look either of you in the face for a week.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

This boy is one kinky motherfucker. He's into BDSM but is as I said a soft dom. He has a choking kink, bondage, candle wax, you name it you guys have at least tried it once.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

You have only done it there once but his expression was amazing when he found out. Jason Carver's bedroom. You guys snuck into one of his house parties and you fucked on every single surface in that room.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

There are a few things but one of his big turn ons is when you where his shirts or his leather jacket/ jean vest.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything with feces.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers to give. This goes hand in hand with the favorite body part. He loves ot when your thighs are wrapped around his head.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He loves slow and sensual. It gives him time to tease you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Hates them. There have been times you both will skip class to fuck in the bathroom.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He loves to experiment and sometimes he scares you with how many risks he takes just to fuck you, especially in public.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

One of your rounds can last almost two hours. You two will have what Eddie calls "Sex days" where it will be just like twelve hours, with breaks.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Yes. He loves to use them on you, especially the vibrator. He just loves to see you squirm.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

That's his favorite thing to do, especially in bed. You'll be begging for him to be inside you, tears down your face, begging but he will still tease you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He is very loud. Whether it be his moans or calling your name, which I am sure the neighbors know both of your names very well, he is very loud.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

When the first of the Corroded Coffin band shirts came in, he had to make sure they were wear proof, well that was the excuse he gave, you knew he was just excited, so he fucked you in only that.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He's bigger than he thinks he is.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Oh it's pretty high, 12 hour rounds, I think that says it all.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Not too fast. As a dom he makes sure you're okay, then rolls a blunt and you two share it. Then you both fall asleep.

[diceriadelluntore]

Storia Di Musica #237 - Pearl Jam, Binaural, 2000

La decisione di scrivere di album cosmici dopo le foto, eccezionali, del nuovo telescopio spaziale James Webb si deve al fatto che per caso avevo ripreso in mano questo disco. In copertina infatti ha una foto, del 1996, dell’ormai leggendario telescopio Hubble, che è stato l’apripista delle meraviglie del Cosmo: la nebulosa Clessidra situata alla distanza di 8000 anni luce dalla Terra e fu scoperta da due scienziate americani tra la fine degli anni ‘10 e l’inizio degli anni ‘20 del 900,  Annie Jump Cannon e Margaret W. Mayall. Fu con le foto di Hubble che se ne poté ammirare la straordinaria simmetria. I Pearl Jam scelsero questa foto, e anche altre scattate dalla Nasa con il telescopio nel libretto del disco, come copertina del loro sesto album in studio, del 2000. Sono passati solo 9 anni dal quell’esordio fragoroso e memorabile che fu Ten, che li fece scoprire al mondo, con la forza e la passione del loro rock. A distanza di così pochi anni, sono ben consapevoli di essere dei sopravvissuti: del grunge non è rimasta che la polvere stellare, tra lutti, defezioni, fragorose rovine, e pure loro in quel periodo non è che stessero alla grande: Eddie Vedder era sul punto di abbandonare la band per un blocco creativo, Mike McCready è in riabilitazione per abuso di farmaci, Jack Irons è l’ennesimo batterista che abbandona il gruppo. Sembra il prologo all’implosione. Ma invece tutto si aggiusta, e con l’ingresso dell’ex Soundgarden Matt Cameron alla batteria si forma quella line up leggendaria che ancora oggi miete successo: Vedder cantante, McCready alla chitarra, Jeff Ament al basso, Stone Gossard alla chitarra ritmica, Cameron alla batteria. Tutto questo sfocia in una voglia di cambiamento anche musicale: per la prima volta in 9 anni non chiamano in produzione Brendan O’Brien e passano a Tchad Blake, famoso produttore e ingegnere del suono, pioniere delle registrazioni binaurali: un metodo di registrazione tridimensionale del suono che ha il fine di ottimizzare la registrazione per il suo ascolto in cuffia, riproducendo il più fedelmente possibile le percezioni acustiche di un ascoltatore situato nell'ambiente originario di ripresa dell'evento sonoro. Se le registrazioni binaurali sono interessanti, meno lo è il lavoro di Blake, tanto è che la band farà mixare i brani al fido O’Brien alla conclusione delle registrazioni. Rimane solo il riferimento alla tecnica di registrazione, tanto che il titolo dell’album è Binaural. Tesissimo, nel consueto mix tra forza, rabbia ed emozioni dolci, il disco mette in scena tutto il repertorio musicale del gruppo e la consueta, magnifica, vena espressiva di Vedder. Si parte con la forza di Breakerfall e God’s Dice, con la prima quasi apocalittica nel testo, di nuovo centrato sui disagi giovanili, tema centrale nei testi di Vedder:”È come se avesse perso il suo biglietto d'invito al party sulla Terra\, e stesse fuori a odiare chiunque sia qui\Lei è il suo stesso male, piange stretta alla sua bambola\Ma solo l'amore può frenare la sua caduta\Frenare la sua caduta\Solo l'amore può frenare la sua caduta”. La parte centrale ha le meravigliose ballate: Light Years, dolente canzone sulla distanza interpersonale (Con il respiro pesante, rimpianti risvegliati\Ultime pagine e giorni passati da soli che avremmo potuto trascorrere insieme, ma eravamo distanti miglia\Ogni centimetro tra di noi diventa anni luce adesso\Non c'è tempo per essere vuoti o per risparmiare sulla vita\Oh, bisogna viverla tutta), la altrettanto bella Nothing As It Seems, primo singolo del disco e registrata con la tecnica binaurale, la toccante Thin Air. Molto di quello che è successo alla band c’è sia in Insignificance e soprattutto in Grievance, scritta proprio da Vedder come prima canzone al suo blocco creativo, e ispirata alle storiche manifestazioni di piazza a Seattle durante il WTO del 1999:”Prendi gli innocenti da una folla\Alza i manganelli e abbattili\Se si rifiutano di obbedire\Oh, se si rifiutano di obbedire\Per ogni strumento che ci danno\Una perdita di indipendenza\Giuro il mio risentimento alla bandiera\Perché non dai il sangue per poi riprendertelo\Meritiamo tutti qualcosa di più”. Ci sono poi le altre tracce binaurali: Of The Girl, magnetica e acustica, Rival che inizia con latrati di cani arrabbiati, molto blues, la bellezza magnetica di Slight Of Hand, uno dei grandi pezzi del loro repertorio, una storia per ritrovarsi che dice:”Quando raggiunse la riva del mondo a cui era agganciato\Lui risalì alla superfice della consuetudine\Raccolse le sue poche cose, il cappotto e le chiavi\Ogni nuova consapevolezza avrebbe dovuto attendere\Finché non avesse avuto più tempo... più tempo\Tempo per sognare... da solo\Dice arrivederci... a se stesso\Ti rivedrò dall'altra parte\Un altro uomo, mosso da un inganno”. Soon Forget con il solo dell’ukulele è il seme da cui partirà la carriera solista di Vedder, Parting Ways è la traccia finale che contiene, cosa comune nei loro dischi, la ghost track Writer's Block. Il disco non è tra i loro più famosi, e all’epoca fu considerato non come avrebbe meritato: tuttavia il successivo tour fu storico per la decisione, all’epoca dirompente, della band di pubblicare tutti gli show tra Stati Uniti e Europa di official bootleg, reperibili sia nei negozi fisici che tra mite il fan club della band. 72 concerti che furono apripista di una scelta che ancora oggi propongono, diventando di fatto la band moderna con il più clamoroso e grande catalogo musicale fisico reperibile al mondo. Una scelta di forza e di rispetto verso i propri fan di una delle ultime grandi band del rock, unica nel saper racchiudere in una canzone i sentimenti di disagio e di struggimento di questi tempi.

[levi-ships-eruri]

Levi Ackerman NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Levi is a cleanliness freak and after a few moments of holding you and making sure that you are okay, he would get up and change the sheets. Means, you have to get up, too. And while you are up, you should go and take a shower. He will join you there and MAYBE this will lead to a second round. However, he will definitely make sure you are alright, clean, and safe. And tbh, there is no better feeling than going back to bed with Levi and cuddle into the fresh sheets.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Levi is quite confident about his body despite his height. On himself, he especially likes his hands and his long, slender, and calloused fingers. They are quite aestethic and he knows how to use them on you, reaching places inside you that your own fingers cannot reach. However, these hands are also shed in blood. Therefore he loves to see that his hands can also be soft and caring on your body, and bring pleasure instead of death.

On you, Levi is definitely an ass and thigh kind of guy. But his favourite body part of you is your face: eyes, lips, nose, jawline... He loves when you glance over to him from the other side of the room, a little smile on your lips. He loves the blush tinting your cheeks. He loves the soft look in your eyes when you tell him that you love him. He loves to see you let loose when you come on him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Levi HATES to make a mess. So when he comes, he comes inside of you. He also thinks this is quite intimate and therefore likes it (plus, secretly thinking he is marking you. Boy sometimes is insecure). When it comes to oral, he wouldn’t force you to swallow. If you wanna spit it out, he would hand you a tissue. Same if something drips out of your mouth because sometimes he comes A LOT.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Levi is pretty vocal about sex and wouldn’t hide something from you, not even the awkward first-time-stories. But there is one thing he is shy talking about... he is not one to share his partner. EXCEPT for the two persons he trusts the most: Hanji and Erwin. Levi caught himself thinking about a threesome with his partner and one of them (or...a foursome...no too much trouble), but he would not dare to bring it up. He would be super embarassed if Erwin turned down the idea and he wouldn’t want Hanji to tell everybody or to brag about it (they would do this, let’s be honest).

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Levi is over 30 years old, so he had gathered some experience. He started in the underworld, not necessarily because of need, but because he thinks it is something he is...supposed to do? Something that was normal for people to do? Later he also had sex when he needed to release some anger, and only later started to really enjoy it and to think about what techniques would please his partner. So, when the two of you start having sex, this guy knows what he does and is willing to learn everything about you and your preferations.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy: He loves to push you down, a hand between your shoulders, your ass up in the air, pounding into you.

Missonary: Levi is a broken man and he loves to hold you close to him and bury his face into the crock of your neck.

Sitting: Both of you sitting, your legs wrapped around him, bodies closely pressed together, hand and lips everywhere they can reach. It is the most intimate position for the really emotional times.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

Levi is pretty serious in the bedroom, but he will make cocky remarks and smile a lot (sometimes also cocky, sometimes soft). Sometimes you will break out laughing because he cannot shut his shitmouth and will say something downright ridiculous.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

His hair down there is dark as well and neatly groomed, maybe even completely shaved. He is aware that bodyhair does not have anything to do with bad hygene, but he just feels better shaved or groomed. Levi’s body hair (and facial hair) also takes a lot of time to grow due to his time in the underground, but in this case it is rather beneficial for him.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Levi is super intimate. Not necessarily overly romantic, but intimate. This is something between you and him, something special. So unless it is a quicky during stressful times, he will take his time and make sure that both of you feel good and loved. Often having sex with him is the closest you ever feel to him because Levi can show his affection better by acts than by words. Afterwards you sometimes have the deepest conversations.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Levi’s sex drive is not the highest and he has no problem with not jerking off for a while. When he feels the need to do it, he will do it during his super effective shower sessions because this way it wouldn’t make a mess. 

However, when he is in a relationship, his longing gets stronger. If he cannot see you for some time or if the two of you just cannot find any time for the do, he will have a frustrating jack-off session, which only causes his need for you to grow.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Captain Kink: Levi likes to take the dominant part. He likes to hear you call him Heichou in bed, but not too often (he loves his name from your lips even more).

Bondage: Levi loves to tie you up and make you squirm beneath him. Orgasm denial is not a real kink of him, BUT he will do it all the time when you are tied up. When he gives you oral in this state, you can be sure it will take at least AN HOUR before he lets you cum.

Stockings: Since he is a leg guy, he enjoys seeing you wearing stockings. And he wouldn’t admit, but seeing you taking on your boots and gear the next morning is a huge turn on for him. He cannot wait to take them off again in th evening.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His bed or the floor of his room, where he has control over the mess the two of you make.

His desk. It will make much more of a mess and will make a chaos out of his paperwork, but he is a sucker for the view of you sprawled out on his desk.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Levi is actually pretty hard to seduce, which makes flirting with him really hard. He notices the flirting, of course, but is good at ignoring it. As already mentioned, he gets pretty turned on when you get dressed into your boots and gear.

Whenyou spend the day apart from eachother,  glancing at each other from a distance, waiting for the night to finally come.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Degrading: Apart from public belief, Levi would NEVER degrade you because he hates being degraded so much. His whole life has been a pain so far, so why should he take this into the bedroom, where he just wants to show his partner his love?

He would also not hurt you. Maybe a few spanks or some very light choking and hair pulling, but he would never ever hurt you in any way. Same reason as above.

Don’t. Call. Him. Daddy. He thinks this is super weird. Just stay with his name or Heichou/Captain.

Anything including piss or feces. Just no.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Levi highly enjoys receiving oral, especially when he is sitting and you on your knees in fron of him. When you blow him, he will finally let loose and you can see his face slightly being tinted red, eyes closed, lips a little apart. His hand will be in your hair all the time and towards the end he cannot hold back and will thrust into your mouth once or twice. His low grunts get a little more high pitched when you run your tongue around his tip.

But Levi is also pretty talented in giving. As mentioned before, he likes to tease you with his mouth, loving the feeling of you squirming beneath him. Be prepared for a lot of edging, cause that little gremlin is a sucker for your desperate moans.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Levi is a little more on the rougher side. His thrusts are deep and strong, his pace rather “average” at the start, but he gets faster in the course of the act. If the two of you have some time, he will vary his rhythm, from slow and sensual to fast and strong, and back again. Quickies will be, as the name suggest, as quick as possible.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Oh, talking about quickies: If you are in a relationship with Levi or anything like this, quickies will happen very often. He is a busy man und you most likely will also be part of the survey corps, so you need to use every little space of time you can get. This often results in steamy sessions in the forest against a tree, or a more private session in his office.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

So, semi public sex, like in the forest, is a thing. But he would always make sure to not get caught, especially not by some cadets.

Apart from that, he is pretty open in bed. Tell him what you would like to try and he will most likely agree, as long as it is nothing from his no go list. If he picks up something new (thanks to Hanji most probably) he will also not shy away from bringing it up and ask you about it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Oh boi, we are talking about Levi. When the two of you have a whole night, you have to be the one to stop him at some point - for your own sake. Levi can go for several rounds, even the whole night and this can easily be too much for someone without special power.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

So let’s imagine a more modern setting, because I think there are no sex toys in our common sense on Paradise Island. In a modern world, Levi would definitely get and try out some sex toys, especially vibrators which he could use on his partner. He would also be a little curious to try them out on himself, but he rather uses them for teasing you. He would have like 2 or 3 items, not too much, not too fancy.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Ohhh, be prepared for a lot of teasing. Levi enjoys to have a little power over you and your pleasure, and he will make use of it. He is especially unfair when it comes to oral, holding your hips in place while he is taking is sweet time to pleasure you. It drives you mad and this man has a lot of patience.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Levi is not really loud, but his soft little grunts and moans are like music. He only gets a little louder when you tease him while giving him head, but he will also scold you for it. That shitmouth. Otherwise, you will hear him whisper “fuck” and “shit” while he is pounding into you and coming close to his climax.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Levi is quite curious when it comes to new techniques. Soon after joining the squad, he  discovers that Hanji has quite an interesting collection of books with...a lot of explanations and images. So one day, he asks them to borrow some of these books to study them. But before, he threatens Hanji with death if they tell anyone.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Have you seen Levi’s season 4 arts? This man is packed, damn. Errected I would say he is between 7′0 and 8′0. So Levi’s dick is pretty average in girth, but long. He knows how to use it as good as he uses his swords.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Levi’s sex drive is pretty low, since he is not a horny teen anymore. Of course, he feels the need from time to time, but he can pretty good control himself. When he is in a relationship, however, his sex drive will grow a lot, since it is one of the ways of showing you how much he loves you. If the two of you have time, you will easily have sex 3 or 4 times a week.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Levi only sleeps 3 hours per night, and this will not change after sex. He often holds you until you are asleep and gets up afterwards, to either sleep at his desk or do some paperworks. He will, however, make sure to be back in bed when you wake up.

[theblxefox]

Kai Havertz NSFW Alphabet

I’m back with another NSFW alphabet imagine with another Chelsea player!

Before you read, I just want to say, that this entire imagine is based of the fact that Kai Havertz is the epitome of switch energy (do not fight me about this, I will die on that hill).

Hope you enjoy!💙

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

If he were in control he will praise you and tell you how much of a good girl you are. He'll probably kiss you and help you clean yourself up.

If you were in control, he will be a blabbering mess, will tell you how much he loves you, and how good you make him feel. Will probably still help you clean up.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part of his are his eyes, he's got those two beautiful orbs and he likes making contact with himself in front of the mirror.

His favorite body part of you is your hair, he likes playing with it, smelling it, pulling it, everything.

Your favorite part of him is his smile, those little wrinkles his cheeks make, can melt you down in a second.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He likes to cum everywhere he can on you, inside your mouth, on your face, your stomach. He also likes to cum inside you and then go down on you and lick you clean.

Sometimes you'd make him cum on himself, and then you'd lick it all up, it drives him crazy.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I feel like he might be into knife kink, or mommy kink, can't decide. (maybe both?)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He hadn't experienced with a lot of girls, but he is experienced enough 😉😉

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

If he's in control, his favorite is to fuck you against the wall while biting your neck.

If you're in control, he likes when you ride him with your hand wrapped around his throat.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Maybe sometimes things can start goofy and get more serious as things are heating up, but I feel like he will mostly be pretty serious when it comes to sex.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's clean shaven. He doesn't care if you're shaved or not.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Even if you guys have an intense session, you're always loving and assuring and romantic with each other.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't watch porn for ideological reasons, so he'd have to either watch you/pictures of you, or to imagine your hands instead of his. Also, he likes to jack off while you're watching, you like it too.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He likes everything; degrading, praising, choking, scratching, biting, hair pulling, and it doesn't matter who's doing what to who.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

On a bed, in a car, against the wall, in the locker room or in a bathroom stall, he doesn't care as long as he has you.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He loves it when you tell him how much you want him, and loves to see you beg, gets him hard within seconds.

Alternatively, he also loves to hear you tell him what you're about to do to him, or how're you gonna punish him, he gets way too excited.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything you're not comfortable with, if you even start to say the safe word he will immediately stop and start apologizing and making sure you're alright.

He also does not want to do anything that includes piss kink or feces kink.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Loves receiving, loves giving, he just loves it.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends on what he's trying to achieve; if it's fucking you into oblivion, he will go fast and hard, if it's sensual and loving sex, he will go slow and deep, and if it's teasing you he's after, then he'll alternate between those two.

If you're in control, you like to torture him by riding him slowly, he hates it, but he loves it.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Whether it's in the car or in a bathroom stall after a match, he loves it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

You guys have a very open communication in your relationship, so you like to explore things and try new things together.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He's a football player, he can go rounds and rounds without even stopping for a breath. Can probably last long too.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

You guys use vibrators, cock rings, maybe some handcuffs every now and then(even though you like to touch each other so you prefer not to).

There's also a strap-on (whether it was used or not, I'll leave up to you).

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He's a little shit. Always teasing you. When he's in control he likes to edge you so much that when he lets you cum, you almost pass out.

You like to torture him in return for that.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Boy is loud. He knows how turned on you get when he speaks German, so he will moan, grunt and groan all sorts of profanities in German in your ear.

When you’re in control he lets himself whimper, and it’s like music to your ears.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Haven't I've been wild enough already lmao?

He probably cums while saying that he loves you (here's some fluff for you guys).

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He's not necessarily huge, but he is big enough and boy does he know how to use it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He's a very composed man, but you can break him with a single touch or whisper.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I don't think he's the kind of guy who falls a sleep right after, maybe if it's a post match sex and he was very tired before you started.

feedback is appriciated!💙

[actuallysaiyan]

Yamcha NSFW alphabet, please? 😁

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Yamcha is super sweet with his aftercare. He loves to hold you in his arms for a little while after, his cock still deep inside of you. He’ll praise you as you can feel his seed leaking out of you. He then gets you all cleaned up and will get you water or something to eat if you are feeling it. He’s a big fan of pillow talk and cuddling and will not leave your side or fall asleep afterwards.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Yamcha would probably have to say his arms or legs are his favorite. He has a wonderful physique and he is very strong, despite what others may say. Yamcha also would probably say his smile is his favorite body part. The man is kind of vain but he is a good man.

On his lover, he is a sucker for beautiful eyes. They are the window to the soul. He sees how you are feeling just through your eyes and he knows when you are sad or unhappy. He wants to see your eyes shine when you are smiling and so happy. He also loves thighs. He just wants to be buried between your thighs for hours as they squeeze his face while you cum.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He’s so dirty with this. He loves cumming all over you and gets really aroused when you are all painted up with his seed. If you give him a blow job, you can expect him to give you the ultimate facial. Yamcha cums a lot and he will literally just unload his balls all over your pretty face. Then he scoops some of it up on his finger and feeds it to you. He’s also not opposed to cumming deep inside of you if you let him.

Yamcha is a big fan of teasing and edging you. He’ll keep you on the edge for hours just to hear you beg him to let you cum. He loves the pathetic mewls and whimpers you make whenever he’s got you so close to cumming. You better be ready for this.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He definitely has stolen a pair of your panties and uses it to masturbate. Whether or not you know it exists, he doesn’t care. He loves the silky feeling of it wrapped around his cock while he pumps his hand up and down and thinks of you. He’ll sniff them too and just imagine your pussy on his face. He loves it when you ride his face, so that’s definitely something that gets him off.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He had a few one night stands, so he wasn’t completely clueless. Yamcha learns fairly quickly, and while he isn’t the master of every technique, you know he is doing everything to make you feel loved and wanted and definitely keeps you satisfied. He will never let you go unsatisfied.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Yamcha loves 69. It’s his favorite position and it gets the job done correctly. He loves it when you sit on his face and wrap your gorgeous lips around his hard cock. Whenever you aren’t doing 69, Yamcha also loves having you in the missionary position but with your legs spread wide or up on his shoulders so that he can fuck you nice and deep. Anything to be able to fuck you deeply or to have you both cumming quickly.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s definitely goofy and loves to tell dirty jokes while he’s fucking you. Yamcha loves having fun sex and he wants you to moan and laugh. He wants you to have a good time, so expect lots of cheesy and sleazy dirty talk as he fucks you hard. Sometimes, he can be serious and loving especially when he’s feeling needy.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He’s got a small patch of pubic hair that is very dark and coarse. He keeps it nice and clean and will trim it. He’s not a huge fan of shaving and actually enjoys it when you don’t shave either(unless you aren’t into that, then Yamcha is happy with whatever you like). He’s got a slight trail of dark hair that leads down into his pants as well.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

This depends on how Yamcha is feeling, but most of the time he loves to treat sex and intimacy like a good time or a game. That’s not to say that Yamcha is playing head games or anything like that. He just enjoys having a good time with you and he loves to make sure that you are happy and feeling good. Sometimes, he gets very romantic and buys you stuff and plans special nights out at the fancy love hotel. It all depends on how he’s feeling.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He masturbates a healthy amount. Even if he fucks you that day, that doesn’t mean he’s going to not masturbate. He loves playing with toys and watching porn and he will absolutely lose his mind if you join him. Nothing better than for the both of you to watch some porn and masturbate together. Yamcha won’t be able to resist for long and he’ll just fuck you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Yamcha is kind of a vanilla guy, so his kinks are limited. He’s open to trying new things but he loves things that are tried and true. Some of his kinks involve lingerie, toys, spanking, squirting, tongue fucking and titty fucking. You could probably open his eyes to new things if you are both interested in it.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

This one is really simple. Yamcha wants to fuck you somewhere privately. He doesn’t really wanna get caught. He loves just being able to take his time with you without getting interrupted or distracted by something else. He loves fucking you on the bed, but he’s not opposed to fucking on the couch or in the shower. Anything to get you alone and somewhere private...

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Yamcha is a sucker for revealing clothing. He finds you so damn sexy and he just wants you to flaunt that gorgeous body of yours. Anytime you wear something revealing, it gets his blood pumping. Yamcha is so turned on by this. He also loves when you give him that look, where you bite your lower lip and raise one eyebrow. Rub his thigh and tell him how you wanna be alone, and he’s there.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He will not be okay with anything that either hurts you seriously or embarrasses you. He’s not into anything involving feces or urine, but if you were up for it, he’d probably consider it honestly. It’s just not really his kind of thing. He’s also not super into sharing you or having semi-public sex.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Ohhh Yamcha loves going down on you. It’s one of his favorite things in the world. The way you look down at him with that fucked out look and the taste of your arousal and he’s just immediately rock hard. The sounds you make and the wet sounds coming from your pussy. It’s just all so damn sexy. He’ll edge you for hours and then when he thinks you should cum, he makes you squirt.

But if you want to reciprocate and go down on him, Yamcha is so weak for that. He loves it when you both lie on the bed and you just worship his cock for hours. He’ll edge himself as best as he can when you do this. Play with his balls though, and he’s cumming quick. It’s one of his ultimate weaknesses.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

This all depends on you. If you are feeling like you wanna get pounded, you better believe Yamcha will fuck you rough and fast. He’ll slap your ass and push your head down on the pillow while his cock slams into you over and over again. But, if you are feeling more needy and wanting love, he’s sensual. He’ll hold you close and shower you with praise and give you all the kisses while he slowly rocks his hips.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

There are times for these, and Yamcha is definitely grateful when he can fuck you over not being able to fuck you, but he’s not a huge fan of quickies. He wants to fuck you for hours if he can, and if he doesn’t get the time for that, then he’ll definitely settle for a good quickie.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

This depends. He loves to experiment with you, but he doesn’t want to risk anything where it could result in death or harm. He also isn’t into doing anything in public, so you can expect him to keep the experimentation in the bedroom.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Yamcha can last a long time, and he’s good at edging himself if he needs to. Sometimes he gets very excited and cums quickly, but that’s usually only when you’ve been apart for a long time. He can go for a few rounds, but his refractory period is fairly normal. It takes him a little while to get hard.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He loves toys and generally uses them during sex. He loves going to the sex store with you and buying you all kinds of things that’ll help make you cum easier. He’s not afraid of having you use them on him either and actually loves it if you initiate with this.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He can be a tease a lot of the time, but it takes him everything not to just give in when you start begging. He loves listening to your pathetic little sounds when you plead to him, but he’d be lying if he said it didn’t turn him on completely.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s loud and he loves grunting and groaning. Yamcha wants you to know he’s enjoying his time with you as well. He’ll be so loud when he cums and it’s honestly so damn sexy to hear him moan like this. He loves to talk dirty too and make some jokes.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Yamcha is definitely into roleplay. If you wanna get into costume and character, he’s going to be so turned on by this. Your favorite roleplay is definitely sensei and student, but you both also enjoy playing doctor.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Yamcha is very muscular and very well built. His cock is long and thick, boasting a good 8 inches. It’s got lots of veins that drag against your walls and drive you crazy. He’s uncut and the base is definitely thicker than the head.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He’s so damn horny for you all of the time and he’s going to fuck you at least once a day, but sometimes he understands that he can’t always fuck you. He thinks about you a lot and he’s often fantasizing about when he’s going to fuck you next.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Sometimes he is out like a light just right after sex, so he does tend to expend a lot of energy and tire himself out. He’ll always make sure you are comfortable before he falls asleep.

[jack-o-feces]

Awwww

[chouncazzodicasino]

Ciao appassionata di horror.

Posso chiederti il suggerimento su qualche titolo di horror che hai particolarmente apprezzato “di nicchia”?

Grazie!

Di quelli che vengono definiti di nicchia me ne piacciono ben pochi perchè mi sembrano tutti banali.

Ti dico un po' di nomi che mi vengono in mente, totalmente a caso.

Hereditary, che ho apprezzato solo dopo la terza visione. Ma lo adoro. Lo rivedrei anche stasera. Forse per la casa, forse per Toni, chi lo sa.

Non è affatto di nicchia ma The Conjuring per me è molto bello.

Identità, ci sono cresciuta, lo amo. Come anche Dracula di Bram Stoker, Shining e l'Esorcista.

Noi, carino.

World War Z, per me è tipo ninna nanna lo vedo sempre mi mette in pace con il mondo, gli voglio bene, come al live ad Instabul delle Spice Girls.

Dario Argento, Quattro mosche di velluto grigio o Suspiria (non male anche il remake ma anche quello l'ho apprezzato alla seconda visione).

Ai tempi mi fece impazzire The Village.

IT originale, ma anche il nuovo non è male se lo contestualizzi in un concetto diverso di "mostro".

Mi è piaciuto: Bird Box, The possession, The autopsy of Jane Doe, Creep (1 e 2), Doctor Sleep, La cosa.

Tornassi indietro non perferei tempo con: Antrum, Midosmmar, il 90% di quelli su netflix, La casa di Jack, Wounds, ecc ecc

[lebenspurpur]

Baby nsfw alphabet?

I love NSFW alphabet asks and I don't even know why lmao. Maybe I should post my own writing prompts/hj.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Baby is amazing at aftercare.

She'll fetch you your favorite blanket, a snack, and some water. She makes sure to put ointment on bruises and her cute pink band-aids on cuts or scratches if you got hurt.

After that, she'll crawl up next to you, head on your chest and most of the time, fall asleep in your arms.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Her favorite body part on herself is her hips. The way she can swing and move them increases her confidence. She knows how alluring it can be.

Her favorite body part on you are your hands. She loves how they either grip her tight enough to form bruises or gently caress like she's the most fragile thing you ever encountered.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Baby can squirt and has done so before. She doesn't really care where her cum ends up unless you care.

Same with you, she doesn't care. However, she has a thing for cum in her mouth so don't hold back when she's going down on you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Baby sometimes gets horny beyond reasonable explanation and if she can't find the release she retreats to the Firefly basement. We all gotta get our high from somewhere, even if it's from thigh-riding a corpse.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Baby is very experienced. She's had both, female and male partners before, and therefore her knowledge is limitless.

She understands what gets you going really, really fast.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

69.

Baby loves receiving as well as giving oral. That's all I can say about that.

Just in case: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/69_(sex_position)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Baby can be both for you.

Though her natural personality is goofier, and so is sex.

Baby loves light-hearted fun and she adores making you laugh.

H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Baby is well-groomed. She takes good care of herself.

Even if she wouldn't, her hair is so thin and little, it's nearly the same.

She doesn't really care if you're groomed or not unless you're not extremely unhygienic.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Baby can be pretty romantic, though normally she likes to keep sex easy-going and fun.

The romantic aspect will be taken care of when she falls asleep next to you afterward.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Baby does masturbate quite often. Her sex drive is higher than the average amount.

If you're not home and she's horny, don't get surprised when you come home to Baby with her hands in between her legs.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Agoraphilia (sex outside), anonymous sex, body worship, praising (giving and receiving), face sitting, stockings, threesomes, voyeurism, lingerie is that a kink?.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Everywhere and anywhere.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

A kill gets her really, really horny.

Other than that, you wearing stockings or lingerie.

Sometimes she's also just horny and needs you for her release. Her arousal doesn't necessary need a reason.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

She doesn't get involved in rape fantasies or anything like that. She also won't do feces or urine.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Baby loves giving oral. In between your thighs is her favorite place to be.

If you're down to give her oral, she's totally down for it.

After all, her favorite position is 69, so you both can enjoy getting treated by each other's mouths.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

She switches based on her mood.

If she's feeling excited and active, a rough pace is not something she'll say no to.

On other days, she likes to keep it slow and tease you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Baby is all down for quickies. Sometimes there's just no time for sex, so a quickie is the solution in her eyes.

It mixes with her love for giving oral.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

As long as it doesn't involve her strict no's, Baby loves trying new things. She's very adventurous as well as spontaneous so new experiences are a must to her.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

She's pretty average. After 3 to 4 rounds she might need a break but if you allow her to take those, she can pleasure you day and night baby.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Baby owns a ton of toys. Vibrators, plugs, rope, dildos, you name it, and she loves to use them on you and on her.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Baby only teases if there's a reason.

If you've been naughty and/or bad, she will totally make you beg for her but usually she loves to make you feel every single high there is.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Baby is shameless when it comes to volume. Her moans, whispers and whines just spur her on.

However, usually she is not that loud anyway so it doesn't really matter.

Baby loves dirty talk as well, sex with her will never be silent.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Baby loves masturbating with an open door, especially when you're around. Riding her dildo, she wishes for nothing more than for you to just walk in and freeze, admiring her beautiful body.

The thought gets her more riled up than she likes to admit.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Baby is beautiful.

Her breasts are a B or C cup and since she's been taking care of her body, they're still as firm as when she was a teen.

Her pussy is pink, shaved and even better, pierced. The silver ring decorated her lips, making them glisten even more.

Tattoos are scattered around her skin as well, the black ink decorates her breasts, back and ass.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Her sex drive is average, though if you ask, she won't say no.

Usually once a day is a must. Though she can go multiple days without it.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Baby takes a while. She adore to just lay in your arms and watch you drift off, a blissful smile on your face.

[szallejhscorner]

Chishiya - NSFW Alphabet

This was a request over on Wattpad. Though I have never done something like this before, so have mercy with me... :D

Also don’t hesitate to tell me if you disagree with something or want to add a thought or two!

Keeping it under the cut so you don’t have to read it if you don’t want to.

A = Aftercare When it’s done, it’s done. Don’t talk about it. A good cup of tea or an interesting book are never bad though. While he usually doesn’t mind cuddles, this is not the right time because he might need some space for himself.

B = Body part Head and hands. Why? I like to imagine that he likes to fiddle around with your hair because it helps him to calm down, may it be after a hard day at work or just because he wants to. And while he usually doesn’t like if you touch his hair, it’s okay if you do it in bed. His hair will be a mess afterwards anyways, so he can allow himself to fully enjoy it.

Why the hands? Hands are pretty sensitive, and you can do a lot with them. You can be gentle, you can be rough, you can do very unexpected things. I just like to imagine he enjoys soft massages of his palm and fingers.

C = Cum Since he doesn’t like to make his hands dirty, the same goes for bedtime activities. Be wild, be creative, but for god’s sake – keep it clean.

D = Dirty secret He likes to see you on your knees in front of him. When he doesn’t have to do much, can keep control over everything and he can watch your face until the very end. Or push it down if he doesn’t want you to look at him.  

E = Experience Chishiya knows exactly what he’s doing. Not because he has done it a million times already, but simply because he is extremely clever. Clever enough to figure it out, both from studying you before as well as catching subtle hints while you’re both on it. He will never let it look like something is new to him, even if it is.

F = Favorite position Easy – on top. A position where he can keep control and watch everything easily.

G = Goofy He won’t make jokes or say stupid things, but he doesn’t have to be entirely serious as well. You will see a smirk or even a smile on his face once in a while, and he will enjoy to fool you.

H = Hair It shouldn’t be a surprise that Chishiya isn’t covered in fur. He doesn’t shave other parts except his facial hair, but he doesn’t need to. He has the right amount of hair on places it belongs to, not more and not less.

I = Intimacy You really think Chishiya would care much for romance? You know what you sign up for the moment you enter his room. He won’t tell you cute or sexy things, maybe though he will whisper something into your ear. But mostly to tease you, believe me.

J = Jack off It’s not as effective if he does it alone, and thus it rarely happens. Mostly because it means a mess you have to clean up afterwards.

K = Kink Explore his whole body with your fingers, and maybe he will even allow you to touch the very few ticklish parts of his.

L = Location It doesn’t always have to be the bed! Chishiya doesn’t like to be in the spotlight, and he definitely doesn’t like to be seen by others, but he’ll always agree to some exotic and extraordinary places if there is some privacy.

M = Motivation Chishiya is not the person who will sleep with women just to acquire something. He has other ways to get the things he wants, so if he allows you to be part of his (physical) love life, he has other intentions. He’s still a man and enjoys physical activities, and you might be someone who makes him feel things he can’t feel otherwise.

N = No Anything that has something to do with feces. Don’t even think of bringing this in, it will be an absolute NO.

O = Oral Chishiya and giving? Hmm. It might happen on rare occasions, but he has to be in a very special mood for it. If you’re able to swallow it all, he really likes to receive. Otherwise it might be okay too, but keep some baby wipes near (remember, he likes to keep it clean).

P = Pace It depends. He can be quick and rough while still completely under control, and in the next second, he will slow down if it’s enough to make you crazy. But be assured that he’ll know what he’s doing at any time given.

Q = Quickie Stressful day and he needs something to quickly calm down? Sure thing, here he goes! But don’t you dare take too long, you might not get a chance to finish.

R = Risk Experiments? Yes. Risks? Not if he couldn’t think through at least a dozen outcomes at first. It’s all about control, and if there’s a chance that things could turn out a way he can’t influence, he won’t like it.

S = Stamina Enough to make you tired. It won’t last all night, but it will definitely be longer than just a couple of minutes!

T = Toys Yes to toys, but no to use them on himself. He’ll always be curious to find out what he can do with them (on your body, of course), and how he can use it to manipulate you. Keep in mind that he could use them to make you say or even promise things you’d regret afterwards!

U = Unfair Teasing is Chishiya’s second name. He will do everything to tease you. You’re about to finish? Nah, he will stop and smirk at you while you wind yourself under his body in longing agony.

V = Volume Chishiya is not the man to moan or shout out loud. He doesn’t mind you being loud (except the location is bad for too much noise), but you won’t hear much from him.

W = Wild card Getting intimate inside the Beach is a bit difficult because the walls are thin and the doors can’t be locked. But since it’s summer and not too cold even at night, he won’t say no to a special spot on the rooftop sometimes. A spot far away from the door, where he can keep an eye on everything in case someone gets up there at night, but no one will see you two. And no one will hear your cries and gasps as well (hopefully).

X = X-ray pale skin, not obviously covered in muscles, but as soon as you can see or feel him in motion, you realize he definitely knows how to use his body. Well-built on the most hidden part of his? Kind of average, but he’ll make the best out of it with no doubt.

Y = Yearning If someone is able to control himself, than it’s our boy. He’s not the one to do it multiple times a day, maybe not even on a daily base, but he won’t let you stay hungry for too long. Besides, there are always possibilities to tease him so he’ll look forward the next opportunity together with you.

Z = Zzz Falling asleep isn’t the easiest thing for Chishiya anyway. He usually takes a very long time while the thoughts keep him awake until he’s calm enough to give in to sleep. But after you’ve been physically active? It’s a different thing. He won’t sleep immediately, but it won’t be as hard for him as otherwise.

[mikah-writes]

nsfw a-z with joel miller

I do hope you all enjoy! I worked very hard on this so please let me know in an ask or message if you’d want more of this stuff with Joel <3

Warnings: BDSM talk, various kinks and fetishes being mentioned, Daddy kink, NSFW!!!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Joel is a very cuddly person after sex, despite his outwardly exterior. You can find him snuggling up to his partner while leaving delicate kisses along her neck as they settle into bed for the night. Expect lots of soft singing and humming as he reassures you that you are cherished and adored by him. Especially if you two have done a dirty talking scene. He will assure you that any names he called you in bed are strictly fantasy and roleplay and that he does not mean it in the slightest.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

If he was honest, his favorite body part on himself is his biceps. He knows how much you adore his strength and loves to show it off in bed. His favorite part on you has to be a hard tie between your ass and your thighs. He loves how soft you are and isn’t afraid to cop a feel in and out of the bedroom if time allows it.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Joel LOVES watching you swallow his cum. He can’t get enough of it. A second runner up is creampies. Watching his seed slowly leak out of your pussy is a dream come true for him. Another contender is cumming all over your ass and/or tits. Anywhere on your body that he can get his hands on he wants to mark with his cum.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

One dirty secret of Joel’s is that he is a lover of feet. It’s nothing too extreme and he isn’t the type to sniff socks or suck on toes however you will catch him rubbing and massaging your soles a bit more often and somehow holding onto your feet while your legs are over his shoulders. He’s a lover of pretty painted toes. Simple.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

While his last married ended in shambles, he did pick up a thing or two on pleasing a woman. That experience has grown over the years with his small flings here and there with past girlfriends. So with you in the picture now, expect to have a very experienced Joel to guide you through all your secret kinks and fetishes.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

For Joel it’s a hard tie between doggystyle and cowgirl. Missionary used to be his thing back when he was a horny teenager but Joel has some years under his belt and has figured out what works best for him and his partners. He loves the way he can grip your hips and plow into you in doggystyle but adores the change of pace cowgirl gives where he lets you set the speed when riding him.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Joel is a mix of both. He can keep it together during an intense scene but if you start smiling and giggling at him (like you typically do), after a while he can’t keep it together and ends up breaking character by chuckling and asking “Darlin’, what’s so funny?”

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Joel is a hairy man and doesn’t see the need to shave or trim below the belt. He does’t expect that from his partner either. Just as long as you two are having fun and enjoying the moment, that’s all he asks. Pubes have never been an issue in Joel’s eyes and he honestly takes pride in the bush he rocks. Plus, who can find a razor during the outbreak? Let’s be real.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Joel is pretty romantic if I am being honest. He loves kissing you and looking into your eyes as he slowly fucks you. He’s much more of an observer and likes to watch your faces of pleasure as he touches you. He gets pretty deep in his role of being your dominant and takes pride in being the only one who sees you so thoroughly fucked after a session with him.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

While he won’t ever admit it to your face, he likes to jack off whenever he has the time to do so. Self pleasure is key. As naughty as this may be, he’s jacked it to the thought of you many times and even did it in the same room as you when you were sleeping. Before the outbreak, he loved taking his time jacking off and enjoying that post orgasm high. Now, quick and fast strokes are whats best to get him off and to stay alert. He doesn’t bask in the bliss anymore and tries to clean up as fast as he can.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Joel is an advocate of titjobs. While he is an ass man, something about sliding his cock in between a nice pair of breasts never fails to get him going. He loves pinching your nipples and loves to give your breasts a nice squeeze while he’s fucking them. He is a fan of bigger breasts but if you have a smaller chest, he will still love you the same! 

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Before (and even now) he has always appreciated a soft bed to pin you down and roughly fuck you in. Now that the outbreak is here, he loves to take you in semi-public places. Up against a table in the lookout or pushed upon the wall in a back alley somewhere in the city. Nothing will stop him from pounding into you if he has some privacy and the time to do so.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Simple answer: you. He cherishes the time he spends with you whether it be in public or private. But something about your scent drives you wild. You smell so feminine and it drives something primal inside him to just take you right then and there. It’s why he loves to kiss alongside your neck and leave hickies there. He gets to smell you better and mark up his woman. Two birds with one stone.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Joel isn’t the kinkiest person alive. While he loves choking, spanking, hair pulling, and biting, one thing he doesn’t want to partake in is bodily fluids. Saliva is fine for him (given he’s thought of spitting on your face and in your mouth on multiple occasions) but urine and feces? Nope. Joel loves to stay clean and those two things are the total opposite of what he wants. Plus urine and feces is a constant reminder of how bad the world has gone to shit (literally) and he doesn’t want to be reminded of that.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Joel LOVES to give oral. While he definitely doesn’t mind receiving a blowjob, something about the way his tongue feels inside of you makes it so addicting to him. He adores the taste of your pussy and honestly cannot get enough of it. The best feeling ever is having you wrap your legs around his neck while he goes to town on your clit.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Joel likes to switch it up every now and then. When it’s fast, his pace is brutal. His harsh deep thrusts are hard enough to leave slight bruising on your thighs. When it’s slow, expect soft and deep strokes that make you whimper until you cry. Either way, his main goal is to make you cum so hard you forget your name.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

As much as Joel likes quickies, he’s a fan of proper sex. Quickies get you off but proper sex is irreplaceable. The sounds. The intensity. The love. The cute faces you make when he hits that spot. He cannot get enough of you. Quickies can’t give him the same satisfaction that real sex gives.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Joel has always been a risk taker. He loves to experiment during sex and what he can do better to pleasure you more. He’s an experimentalist at heart. Semi-public sex is very arousing to him and the riskier it is, the more it gets him off. However, he is NOT one to be easily caught though the possibility of being caught is what gets him going.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Being a seasoned man in the sex department, expect to go around for at least an hour. Joel is all about the foreplay and the acts leading up to sex just as much as the actual act of sex itself. He can go for two rounds before having to hit the hay. However, given that he is getting older, his stamina will decline slightly though not by much.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t own toys but doesn’t mind if his partner owns any. He’d honestly be surprised if you had any given the circumstances. He would use his partner’s toys on her as foreplay but will toss them aside once he’s actually ready to begin.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Joel is the KING of teasing!!! You’ve got to prove to him how much you wish to cum. He will edge you until you’re a drooling babbling mess. He will get you right there and then deny you and chuckle in your face about it.

“Oh you wanna cum? Beg for it then darlin’”.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He doesn’t get too loud during sex at all. Joel is more of a grunter than a moaner. When you’re gripping him in all the right ways. expect a curse or two to slip out.

“Fuck babygirl! You’re so wet for me. I love making a mess out of you.”

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Joel is a lover of degradation. He adores dirty talk and the filthier it is the better. He knows how it makes you so wet hearing his deep voice call you names.

“Does my filthy little whore want more of Daddy’s cock? Beg for it slut.”

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Joel, to put it in words, is hung like a horse and he is proud of it too! Eight inches in length and he is very girthy. Expect to be stretched to the max with him. He knows how his cock is drool worthy and loves whenever you get on your knees and start to tease him.

“Let’s see what that mouth of yours can do darlin’”.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Joel has always had a moderate sex drive. It was pretty high during his first marriage but after the divorce and his ex wife leaving him and Sarah, it decreased severely. Now it’s starting to pick up again after beginning a relationship with you. He now has the urge to masturbate again and wants to be closer to you.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Joel falls asleep pretty quickly after sex. He will get up to bring you a towel to wipe off any sweat but after he climbs back into bed, he is out like a light! No waking this sleeping bear unless you want to be punished for it (which could lead to a session of spanking and fyi being spanked by Joel ain’t that fun given his strength but hey maybe pain is your thing!)

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Storia Di Musica #255 - AA.VV., Dylan In Jazz. A Jazz Tribute To Bob Dylan, 2018

Wagram è un sobborgo austriaco, appena fuori Vienna, e fu teatro di una delle più grandiose battaglie napoleoniche: il Generale Bonaparte conseguì una delle sue più grandiose vittorie, in una sanguinosa battaglia contro l’esercito degli austriaci comandati dall'Arciduca Carlo. È anche il nome di una stazione della metropolitana parigina, ed è lì che nacque ai suoi fondatori l’idea di fare una etichetta discografica indipendente, nel 1999. Fautrice di numerosi progetti interessanti, nel 2018 quelli della Wagram hanno pescato nel mare magnum delle cover di canzoni di Bob Dylan (sebbene il calcolo è per forza di cosa approssimativo, si contano accreditate cover su 300 canzoni con autore o co-autore Dylan da parte di oltre 1500 artisti) delle riedizioni particolari dei classici del menestrello di Duluth. Ne è uscita fuori una compilation dal grande gusto e dalle scelte niente affatto scontate, che è il piccolo regalo di Natale di questa rubrica. Il titolo, Dylan In Jazz, spiega solo in parte le scelte e gli artisti, in una selezione che nasconde delle storie niente affatto male. Tutte le registrazioni erano presenti in dischi precedenti, ma insieme mostrano una amalgama sfiziosa e logica. Si parte con la riedizioni blues di Master Of Wars di Eric Bibb, grandissimo nome della chitarra acustica blues, che con la sua voce cavernosa e i tocchi “tristi” alla sei corde racconta dei signori della guerra, classico di Dylan sfortunatamente sempre di attualità. Il secondo brano è la prima perla: Jack DeJohnette, formidabile batterista jazz, con il bassista Larry Grenadier, John Medeski alle tastiere (il quale collaborerà spesso con lo stesso Dylan nella sua carriera) e la chitarra di John Scofield, pioniere del jazz rock con Miles Davis, nel 2017 scrivono un disco a nome Hudson, in omaggio al fiume che attraversa New York, bellissimo e in cui fanno una cover strumentale, e riuscitissima, di Lay Lady Lay, classico da Nashville Skyline (1969). Ben Sidran, tastierista, produttore, ingegnere del suono, dedicò un intero disco a cover di Dylan, Dylan Different del 2009, da cui sono tratte le sue interpretazioni smooth jazz di Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door e Gotta Serve Somebody, una delle gemme meno conosciute di Bob Dylan, dal suo album “gospel” Slow Train Coming del 1979, canzone tra l’altro che vinse il Grammy come migliore canzone rock maschile nel 1980. Abbey Lincoln, cantante e compositrice jazz, attivista dei diritti civili e femminili, moglie di Max Roach, rilegge con passione Mr. Tambourine Man, dall’ arrangiamento con spiccato groove della batteria. Joshua Redman, sensazionale sassofonista della ultima generazione, insieme all’altrettanto grandioso piano di Brad Meldhau, suona una deliziosa The Times They Are A-Changin’, uno dei pezzi più belli della carrellata. C’è una bella parentesi di black music: la versione R&B/soul/funk dei Neville Brothers di The Ballad Of Hollis Brown, due artisti dimenticati come Stanley Turrentine con una versione, piuttosto modificata, di Blowin’ In the Wind, Girl From The North Country del compianto Howard Tate, fenomenale cantante soul la cui carriere non decollò mai del tutto per i suoi problemi di alcool e eroina. Il jazz ritorna nella scelta della storica cover che Keith Jarrett fece di My Back Pages, dal suo album Somewhere Before del1968, il mandolino elettrico di Bill Frisell in una versione strumentale struggente di Just Like A Woman, la ripresa di Ballad Of Thin Man di Jef Lee Johnson con Charlie Patierno e Yohannes Tona. Molto belle le cover cantate di Like A Rolling Stone, dalla cantante jazz danese Cæcilie Norby con un arrangiamento dolcemente caraibico, e una cover sentita di Everything Is Broken, singolo di Oh Mercy! del 1989, un disco che rilanciò nel mondo musicale Dylan, della cantante francese Louisa Bey. Personalmente è bellissima la cover di Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright (che è una delle canzoni con più cover in assoluto) del duo franco-italiano composto dalla band el pianista Olivier Hutman e dalla voce, meravigliosa, di Alice Ricciardi. L’ultimo verso di uno dei testi più belli e dolorosi del Dylan giovanile (il brano è da The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan del 1963) dice:

Arrivederci, dolcezza Dove sono diretto non posso dirlo Ma ciao è una parola troppo bella, babe Così dirò solamente addio Non sto dicendo che mi hai trattato male Avresti potuto fare di meglio ma non mi interessa Hai solamente sprecato il mio tempo prezioso Ma non pensarci, va tutto bene.