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[jack-o-feces]

MOON vs NEXUS in a RAP BATTLE in VRchat.

[hotpinkmoon]

Seth NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

The best Seth can do is cuddle. After what you guys did, it's a special experience for him personally so why not show affection and say I love you to each other. He's going to love you forever, and ever and ever and ever and EVER...

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He doesn't have a favorite body part in his own body... It's complicated. But his favorite body part of his lovely treasure is everything. Seth LOVES how you're shaped from head to toe. He can't help but touch your skin gently like you're the most perfect thing in the world. Something that deserves to be worshipped...

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

When it comes to cum, he doesn't focus on his semen and how it spills in or out of you. He's mostly focus on how you cum... How his fingers get coated with them when he simulate your sex and how you climaxed and how your body shakes a little... Your facial expressions and the way you sound. Absolutely beautiful...

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Seth doesn't have one or a secret fantasy when it comes to sexual or romantic context.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Inexperience. Even though he doesn't know what he's doing, Seth has knowledge on how the human body works. So don't be surprised when he actually touches a spot that makes you feel pleasure than you know yourself.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Missionary

Cowgirl

Reverse Cowgirl

Spooning

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Serious. He doesn't think it's funny when you guys are on the bed and make love to each other. It's something special that both of you put trust and agreed upon in his eyes.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

The carpet matches the drapes! His hair down there can get a little wild like his hair on his head but it is well groomed.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Very affectionate and lovey dovey mixed with obsession! It comes out shy at first but then you listen closely to his words... You're the most perfect person in his eyes that won't do anything wrong. Seth loves you no matter how much you love or hate him. He'll die for you and would do ANYTHING for you without hesitation.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Seth rarely does it or get a boner since he's a busy guy. He has work to do then taking care of his own needs.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He doesn't have a lot but he's easily influenced if you show him some stuff you like.

Hair Pulling

Orgasm Denial

Body Worship

Bondage/Shibari

Praise Kink

Cock Warming

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

His apartment or anything private. Just the two of you. Where nobody is looking! He'll be very nervous and paranoid if anyone is nearby or worried that you guys will be loud.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You saying anything perverted. That's going to be stuck in his mind for awhile and then go down in his pants. Maybe revealing too much skin, like you decided to wear a tank top, or wearing shorts. His eyes shamelessly will look down curiously when you're not looking and then he'll look away with red cheeks when you look at him.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He doesn't like doing things that make you uncomfortable or anything gross that involves piss or feces.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Prefers to give then receive since he feels somewhat shy about you giving him a blowjob. Like he doesn't deserve it and wants to satisfy you first and more than him. When you let him, he gets addicted to it. Seth LOVES it. He loves how you taste, and he'll bury his head in between your thighs to get more.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Both. Seth can be slow and gently touches your body like it intrigues him while his eyes look carefully at your body reactions. And he can be fast but not rough. His thrust are slightly shaky and desperate. His body clings on to you and his arms wrapped around you like he's going to lose you. It just feels too good that you allow him to touch you and he's not going to waste any second of this moment.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Doesn't have an opinion about it but he doesn't mind when you want to do something quick. It might have caught him off guard since it's sudden but it's taking care of your needs that are important than his.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Maybe? It depends. If you want to try something, he's willing to do what MC wants him to do but if it's public sex... He's not giving you a chance.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

2 rounds at least but his limits can be pushed.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Seth never owned a toy or used one before. He's fine if MC wants to use it on them or him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn't tease but his heart races a little and he smiles like a goof when MC teases him in bed.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

So whiny and responsive~ He whimpers in a high pitched tone when he begs desperately, wanting your permission to let him cum. Saying it in the most polite way no matter what. He's loud and reactive if you kiss or touch his sensitive spots. Tears may or may not come out.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Seth getting mad is rare but what happens if he's horny and angry at the same time. 0v0... If you suggest that you can help his frustrations, he'll say yes in an odd cold way... The way he grabs you and how his hands touch you isn't the same. There's no trembling or anything gentle. It's tight and calculating. He's mostly a submissive partner but maybe this time he's top. He doesn't want to hear anything. He just wants to feel, so he'll get your head unexpectedly buried in the pillow and him going in hard but not fast or slow thrusts. After he's done, it takes a moment to process what he did to you and apologizes a lot for doing this roughly to you.

Weiner!

Soft: 4 inches

Hard: 7.8 inches

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Somewhat low. Compared to the rest of the 4 guys, he's the least horny. He gets embarrassed when he does get a boner.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Maybe around 5 minutes when MC sleeps first and have a nice cuddle with him but he does unexpectedly pass out sometimes.

[paradisiacvl]

✩ ABC’S

NSFW alphabet with JEFFREY MASON.

NOTE: this is my first hc list so i apologize if it's messy!

—‘A’ IS FOR AFTERCARE (What they’re like after sex)

Will make sure you're okay, clean you up, barrage you with kisses all over, and run you a bath/shower if you want one.

—‘B’ IS FOR BODY PART (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his hands and arms

He likes how strong they are and what he can do with them

He likes your entire body; waist, boobs, hips, ass, hands, mf feet even

He just thinks you're perfect

Head to toe...literally

—‘C’ IS FOR CUM (Anything to do with cum basically…)

Cums absolute buckets like??

Literally so much

Loves to cum in and on you

Loves smearing and rubbing in all of the cum he leaves on your body

He's so messy

Dirty, dirty boy

—‘D’ IS FOR DIRTY SECRET (Pretty self-explanatory; a dirty secret of theirs)

He really wants you to give him a foot or heel job, he doesn't know how to bring it up tho

—‘E’ IS FOR EXPERIENCE (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Very inexperienced

You're his first but he has a good understanding of what to do

Learned from research, watching p0rn, etc.

He watched those instructional, "how to" p0rn vids lmao

He's an eager learner, just wants to make you feel good

—‘F’ IS FOR FAV POSITION (This goes without saying, can probably include visuals)

Mating press

Cowgirl– whether he's in control or not

Legs in the air

—‘G’ IS FOR GOOFY (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He's more serious but he's more relaxed with it yk? just to make it more comfortable for the both of you

Serious if he's jealousy fucking you though or smth

"God, look at this mess you're making on me, doll. Spencer couldn't do that, could he?"

—‘H’ IS FOR HAIR (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Keeps himself trimmed up, has a nice lil happy trail

Not like you can really see it tho

Carpet does not match the drapes

White pubes ofc

—‘I’ IS FOR INTIMACY (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He can be very intimate, even when he's being rough.

—‘J’ IS FOR JACK OFF (Masturbation headcanon)

Masturbates a lot

To you ofc, whether he's thinking of you or using pictures of you

The amount of times he's jizzed on his phone screen is concerning

—‘K’ IS FOR KINK (One or more of their kinks)

Voyeurism; more specifically, watching you– touch yourself, bathe, or undress. It drives him crazy.

Knife play

Wants to carve his name on your lower back, give you a cute lil tramp stamp

Also wants you to suck on the handle of his knife

Scent kink

Panty fetish

Light bondage

Slight daddy kink

Spit kink

A lowkey foot fetish

Has a finger sucking fetish, he loves it when you lick and suck on his fingers. He'll do it to you too sometimes

Somnophilia (sex while you're sleeping)

Hair pulling. Loves it when you do it to him especially

Choking (giving and receiving, gives way more tho)

Impact play (spanking you)

Overstim (giving and receiving)

Orgasm control (giving and receiving)

Ear licking/sucking (giving and receiving)

Dacryphilia (likes seeing you cry from pleasure)

Wanted to learn Shibari but doesn't have the patience for the more intricate ones, but he knows one..

He uses it to "punish" you

—‘L’ IS FOR LOCATION (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere tbh

bed, floor, couch, counter, table, against a wall, in a doorway...

He does not care

—‘M’ IS FOR MOTIVATION (What turns them on, gets them going)

Sometimes he can just look at you and he gets a hard on

You being bratty, whiny, or teasing

Wearing anything revealing, but that's a given

You in dresses or skirts. I can imagine him just sticking his head underneath and eating you out like a starved man

—‘N’ IS FOR NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Age play

Coprophilia (feces)

Basically just really disgusting stuff

—‘O’ IS FOR ORAL (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Loves giving and receiving head but likes giving more

He loves to pleasure you, he likes to see how good he can make you feel with just his mouth alone

He likes leaving you fully satisfied

He leaves sloppy kisses all over and tongue fucks you when he goes down on you

Tells you how pretty your pussy is and how good you taste

But...he also loves the way you look with his cock stuffed in your mouth

How you kiss it or slide your mouth along the base, and how you look up at him all while doing it.

—‘P’ IS FOR PACE (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Usually fast and rough but switches it up to slow and rough

Will switch up paces during to tease you

If you ask to go faster, harder, etc. he obliges but not after a little teasing

He can be slow and sensual when he wants to, it's not often though

—‘Q’ IS FOR QUICKY (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Doesn't do them often as he likes to take his time and do it right

On the occasion he just cant wait, he'll pull you away somewhere private and fuck you stupid

And like I said in my last bullet in motivation; he most definitely will stick his head up your skirt or dress and eat you out

—‘R’ IS FOR RISK (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

100%

—‘S’ IS FOR STAMINA (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can last pretty long, 3-4 rounds.

Expect him to get even more vocal the more rounds you do, you just feel so good to him

—‘T’ IS FOR TOY (Do they own toys? Do they use them; on a partner or themselves?)

Both! Loves to use them on you and for you to use them on him

—‘U’ IS FOR UNFAIR (how much they like to tease)

So unfair, loves to tease

Just likes to see you whine for him, then he'll give you what you both want

—‘V’ IS FOR VOLUME (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Very vocal, moans, groans, whimpers, and whines and doesn't care who hears

He'll want you to be vocal too, don't hold back

It spurs him on, encourages him

Boost his confidence hearing how good he's fucking you

Wants everybody to hear how good you're making him feel and how good he's making you feel

Will absolutely be calling you pretty while he's fucking into you

Talking you through your orgasms too

Tells you how good you feel, how good you are, how pretty you are, etc.

He gets so cocky after smh

—‘W’ IS FOR WILD CARD (Random headcannon(s) for the character of your choice)

He's a switch but v top leaning

He will bottom on occasion but he tops more

He really likes when you do take control, he loves the veiw

Absolutely hypnotized by his gorgeous girl topping him

Despite other ppl hc him to like degrading you, I think it would be the opposite ☝️

He doesn't like saying mean things to his love, he knows what that feels like

He likes praise, giving and receiving

Maybe I'm biased bc I'm a praise girl

He'll only degrade you if it's something you really like or if it's twisted with some kind of praise

"So pretty...such a pretty lil' slut f'me."

Loves kissing during it, likes feeling your moans and whines in his mouth

Pleasure dom?? yes!

He's a stalker and when he's watching you, he's rubbing his cock to his pretty little thing changing, showering, masturbating, sleeping, etc.

You just look so pretty doing absolutely anything, he can't get enough of you

And you have a very conveniently placed tree in front of one of your bedroom windows

He's hid in your closet while you were home jerking it too

He's such a fuckin creep <3

—‘X’ IS FOR X-RAY (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He's packing idc

7.5-8 inches, has some girth

Slightly curves up and to the left, flushed pink tip

Nice, round, heavy balls

—‘Y’ IS FOR YEARN (How high is their sex drive?)

Very high, his mind is always in the gutter

Constantly wants to fuck you

You gotta pry him off you sometimes, he's so feral

—‘Z’ IS FOR ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

After the aftercare, he's knocked tf out.

But sometimes he'll just watch you as you're sleeping, caress your face and hair, and admire your beauty. He wonders how you could like someone like him :(

[ballata]

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Presto o tardi l’Occidente cadrà vittima della sua stessa idiozia. È solo questione di tempo. Perché, a ben vedere, i segnali che lasciano presagire il peggio ci sono già tutti, limpidi ed inequivocabili per chi li vuol vedere. Così, follia dopo follia, la società occidentale si dirige mestamente verso il baratro, già accinta a precipitare, inseguendo così un destino che appare tristemente segnato. L’ultima (ma solo in ordine temporale) tra le follie partorite dell’iper-buonista Occidente in salsa woke è la disperata corsa per il riconoscimento della Palestina... persino l'arabia saudita ( e non sono dei santi) non sopporta i palestinesi ed insieme alla Giordania sosterebbero Israele...I palestinesi si sono affidati all Iran e ad Hamas e sono una marmaglia di delinquenti cresciuti e indottrinati per odiare chiunque non sia mussulmano...

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[death-in-shift]

NSFW Alphabet For Omarion

A/N: Well, I got Omar's NSFW alphabet prepared. I'll make this clear again:

Minors, if I catch you lurking at this or Jae's NSFW alphabet, I'll bite a Kit Kat or a candy bar without breaking it into pieces. I will do it, I've done this in front of my managers :(

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex):

Omar will make sure his partner is ok. He'll litter them with kisses, start a bath for them, wash the bed sheets, he'll even ask if his partner needs anything. He's a lover.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and their partner's):

What Omar likes from his partner is everything. He doesn't want to come off as this type of demon where he only likes one asset. To him, it's like, what's the point of loving someone if you only love one thing about them? When if comes to himself, gets a bit insecure because of the scars from his old life in Heaven.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum):

If his partner is 100% ok with it, he will cum inside them. If not, he will come on their stomach, back, face, chest, or in their mouth.

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs):

He's a bit of a masochist.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?):

Omar isn't a virgin. He's done it with a few people. However, he does want to see what his partner likes so he can satisfy them. If they're a virgin, he'll be patient and try to see what they like and don't like, even talking to them about the usage of safe words or signs.

F = Favourite Position (this goes without saying):

He doesn't care about the position. If he had to pick, he'd pick any position where he could see his partner's face.

G = Goofy (are they more serious or humorous?):

He's not too serious, but if he were to crack a joke, it would have to be after sex but at the perfect timing as well. He's afraid of ruining a intimate moment.

H = Hair (how groomed are they? do the carpets match their drapes? etc.):

He's trimmed.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment from a romantic aspect?):

Omar is affectionate. He loves to hug, kiss, cuddle, hold hands, or even picking up his partner to fly around for a bit. Because he's been abandoned and left behind, he doesn't want to put his partner through the same thing he dealt with but is also afraid of them doing this to him.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon):

If he's in heat, of course he will jack off a lot. But if he's not in heat, he'll do it if he gets horny.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks):

Breeding, edging, orgasm denial, rigger, mommy, ice play, being overstimulated, praised

L = Location (favourite places to do the do):

Omar prefers a romantic setting. Nothing too lavish, but nothing where he could get caught and humiliated. If he's in heat, he'll still worry about getting caught and humiliated but he doesn't care if the setting is romantic or not (if that makes sense).

M = Motivation (what turns them on? what gets them going?):

Usually intimate touches, whispers, and sometimes the clothing that his partner wears may get him going. Because he's a gentleman, he will keep himself together. Now if his partner is teasing him, then now they started something he's going to finish (+🥁)

N = No (something they wouldn't do, what turns them off):

Please please PLEASE do not humiliate or degrade him. He's been through it so much, it'll instantly turn him off. He also does not want anything dealing with urine, feces, or blood. He also does not one any knife play either.

O = Oral (preference in receiving or giving, their skill, etc.):

He likes to give more than receive. He just wants his partner to know how much he loves them. If he's the one receiving head, he will throw in some praises.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough or slow and sensual?):

Whatever pace his partner wants/is ok with, he'll go at that said pace.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.):

Omar is neutral about quickies. He doesn't ask for them because he wants to enjoy the moment with his partner. The only time he'd ask for it if he gets horney out of nowhere and it's affecting his performance within his missions or his work in his business.

R = Risk (are they the type to experiment? do they take risks?):

He isn't much of a risk-taker. If his partner is into it, he will do it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds could they go for? how long do they last?):

He could go up to a few rounds and he lasts for a bit. Sometimes, he doesn't last long and he gets a bit insecure about it. But at the end of the day, it won't matter to him because he knows he enjoyed the moment.

T = Toys (do they own any toys? do they use them on their partners or themselves):

Omar doesn't own any toys but he wouldn't mind buying them to use on his partner (if they want to ofc)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease?):

He does like to tease a lot. Of course, if his partner doesn't like it, let him know right away! He also likes being teased a lot by his partner.

V = Volume (how loud are they? what sounds do they make? etc.):

Omar does make noise, but it's not too quiet but not too loud. He can be loud though.

W = Wild Card (a random headcanon for the character):

He's a switch but he likes to be on top (sub and dom are different from top and bottom).

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive):

His sex drive is neutral. Again, if he's in heat, he will be really horny.

Z = Zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards):

Omar may get tired but he's usually the last to sleep. He puts his partner before himself, so he'll make sure they're taken cared of before he can fall asleep.

[diceriadelluntore]

Storia Di Musica #255 - AA.VV., Dylan In Jazz. A Jazz Tribute To Bob Dylan, 2018

Wagram è un sobborgo austriaco, appena fuori Vienna, e fu teatro di una delle più grandiose battaglie napoleoniche: il Generale Bonaparte conseguì una delle sue più grandiose vittorie, in una sanguinosa battaglia contro l’esercito degli austriaci comandati dall'Arciduca Carlo. È anche il nome di una stazione della metropolitana parigina, ed è lì che nacque ai suoi fondatori l’idea di fare una etichetta discografica indipendente, nel 1999. Fautrice di numerosi progetti interessanti, nel 2018 quelli della Wagram hanno pescato nel mare magnum delle cover di canzoni di Bob Dylan (sebbene il calcolo è per forza di cosa approssimativo, si contano accreditate cover su 300 canzoni con autore o co-autore Dylan da parte di oltre 1500 artisti) delle riedizioni particolari dei classici del menestrello di Duluth. Ne è uscita fuori una compilation dal grande gusto e dalle scelte niente affatto scontate, che è il piccolo regalo di Natale di questa rubrica. Il titolo, Dylan In Jazz, spiega solo in parte le scelte e gli artisti, in una selezione che nasconde delle storie niente affatto male. Tutte le registrazioni erano presenti in dischi precedenti, ma insieme mostrano una amalgama sfiziosa e logica. Si parte con la riedizioni blues di Master Of Wars di Eric Bibb, grandissimo nome della chitarra acustica blues, che con la sua voce cavernosa e i tocchi “tristi” alla sei corde racconta dei signori della guerra, classico di Dylan sfortunatamente sempre di attualità. Il secondo brano è la prima perla: Jack DeJohnette, formidabile batterista jazz, con il bassista Larry Grenadier, John Medeski alle tastiere (il quale collaborerà spesso con lo stesso Dylan nella sua carriera) e la chitarra di John Scofield, pioniere del jazz rock con Miles Davis, nel 2017 scrivono un disco a nome Hudson, in omaggio al fiume che attraversa New York, bellissimo e in cui fanno una cover strumentale, e riuscitissima, di Lay Lady Lay, classico da Nashville Skyline (1969). Ben Sidran, tastierista, produttore, ingegnere del suono, dedicò un intero disco a cover di Dylan, Dylan Different del 2009, da cui sono tratte le sue interpretazioni smooth jazz di Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door e Gotta Serve Somebody, una delle gemme meno conosciute di Bob Dylan, dal suo album “gospel” Slow Train Coming del 1979, canzone tra l’altro che vinse il Grammy come migliore canzone rock maschile nel 1980. Abbey Lincoln, cantante e compositrice jazz, attivista dei diritti civili e femminili, moglie di Max Roach, rilegge con passione Mr. Tambourine Man, dall’ arrangiamento con spiccato groove della batteria. Joshua Redman, sensazionale sassofonista della ultima generazione, insieme all’altrettanto grandioso piano di Brad Meldhau, suona una deliziosa The Times They Are A-Changin’, uno dei pezzi più belli della carrellata. C’è una bella parentesi di black music: la versione R&B/soul/funk dei Neville Brothers di The Ballad Of Hollis Brown, due artisti dimenticati come Stanley Turrentine con una versione, piuttosto modificata, di Blowin’ In the Wind, Girl From The North Country del compianto Howard Tate, fenomenale cantante soul la cui carriere non decollò mai del tutto per i suoi problemi di alcool e eroina. Il jazz ritorna nella scelta della storica cover che Keith Jarrett fece di My Back Pages, dal suo album Somewhere Before del1968, il mandolino elettrico di Bill Frisell in una versione strumentale struggente di Just Like A Woman, la ripresa di Ballad Of Thin Man di Jef Lee Johnson con Charlie Patierno e Yohannes Tona. Molto belle le cover cantate di Like A Rolling Stone, dalla cantante jazz danese Cæcilie Norby con un arrangiamento dolcemente caraibico, e una cover sentita di Everything Is Broken, singolo di Oh Mercy! del 1989, un disco che rilanciò nel mondo musicale Dylan, della cantante francese Louisa Bey. Personalmente è bellissima la cover di Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright (che è una delle canzoni con più cover in assoluto) del duo franco-italiano composto dalla band el pianista Olivier Hutman e dalla voce, meravigliosa, di Alice Ricciardi. L’ultimo verso di uno dei testi più belli e dolorosi del Dylan giovanile (il brano è da The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan del 1963) dice:

Arrivederci, dolcezza Dove sono diretto non posso dirlo Ma ciao è una parola troppo bella, babe Così dirò solamente addio Non sto dicendo che mi hai trattato male Avresti potuto fare di meglio ma non mi interessa Hai solamente sprecato il mio tempo prezioso Ma non pensarci, va tutto bene.

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

La clinica per supercattivi di TommyInnit (TommyInnit's clinic for supervillains

by rainingrivers

"C-cosa vuoi- cioè posso- sei qui per rapinarci?" La persona riuscì a balbettare.

Siren sbuffò. "No. Sono qui solo per ordinare del cibo."

"E-e invece lui?" Chiese il cassiere guardando Tommy. "L'hai- l'hai rapito?"

"Beh... sì, dai diciamo così in caso finisca sul notiziario" Siren fece spallucce, guardando di nuovo Tommy. "Ti ho rapito, giusto?"

"Sì, certo" Tommy gli diede ragione, sapendo che se avessero detto che era stato rapito, avrebbe evitato che le persone diventassero sospettose del perchè lui fosse stato visto in pubblico con Siren. "Comunque, posso avere l'Happy Meal con le chicken nuggets e una coca?"

o, come Tommy—che non è un eroe, ne un cattivo o un vigilante��salva la vita a uno dei più temuti supercattivi di L'Manberg, e finisce per diventare accidentalmente il dottore per ogni supercattivo in città ( e magari ottiene anche una famiglia )

Words: 4707, Chapters: 1/?, Language: Italiano

Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: Gen

Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Toby Smith | Tubbo, Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Niki | Nihachu, Alexis | Quackity, Jack Manifold, Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), Cara | CaptainPuffy

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Ranboo & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, No Romantic Relationship(s)

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[maki-ink-dreams]

Ci rileggiamo eh...

Rieccomi da voi. Sono un verme verminoso lo so... Dov'è la storia? Come continua? EH.

Parigi 1889 è ritornato al momento nel cassetto, nelle sue ultime battute, e forse la fine è la parte più difficile. Non perché chiudi una storia e ti potrebbe mancare o dispiacere, non perché sono senza idee perché so come chiuderla, non perché me ne dimentico visto che ormai mi sta sullo stomaco. (Purtroppo sì.)

La storia sta andando per le lunghe perché non ho più lo sprint di quando ho iniziato a scriverla. Sono rimasta un attimo senza idee ma riguardando gli episodi ho colto alcuni spunti e momenti. Non riuscivo a capire come inquadrare Félix e come usarlo al meglio nella storia e con la nuova stagione ho capito che può avere una chiave di lettura diversa. Sono arrivata a scrivere il momento tra Luka e Chloé e non vorrei fosse l'unico. È una storia che mi piace, ma ad essa ho collegato un episodio spiacevole di quel periodo che mi ha tolto l'entusiasmo nel seguire la storia originale e di conseguenza portare avanti la mia storia.

Non avete idea di quanto mi è stato difficile raccontare e pubblicare gli ultimi capitoli perché dovevo mantenere lo stesso tipo di narrazione nonostante non avessi voglia di scriverla... Questo in me provoca un rifiuto peggiore e quindi mi sono presa un momento di pausa per non odiarla del tutto.

Ho visto la nuova stagione che mi ha confermato le idee che avevo già per la storia e mi ha dato nuovi spunti per caratterizzare al meglio i personaggi. Nonostante tutto questo, ho provato a rispettare i miei obiettivi nel volerlo finire in un breve momento per togliermela davanti una volta per tutte, ma come avete visto non ci sono riuscita. Un rifiuto tale da dire: almeno pubblichiamo ciò che ho fatto.

In aggiunta, vado a periodi: disegno e scrittura. Ho un sacco di idee e la maggior parte delle volte sono date dai disegni che trovo in giro. Di recente mi sono sentita euforica con la carica di scrivere una storia su Elsa di Frozen e Jack delle 5 leggende. La stessa euforia a inizio Parigi 1889 che, man mano mi raccontavo la storia, quella frenetica gioia scompariva riportandomi alla calma.

Mi devo scusare sinceramente con tutti i lettori della storia. Non sono stata costante come volevo, ho sbagliato a non scriverla tutta per poi pubblicarla a pezzi, come in teoria volevo fare con la seconda parte del testo. Pensavo di scriverla in breve tempo, carica di voglia di raccontare e nel periodo scrittura e, di questi tempi, che ce l'avrei fatta a finirla per dedicarmi ad altri progetti senza avere il peso di doverla completare a tutti i costi per non farvi più aspettare. Mi scuso con tutti per i miei momenti no che mi hanno impedito di scrivere la storia. Ho provato ad andare controvoglia ma il rifiuto è stato più forte di me. Ho iniziato progetti nuovi sul disegno e li sto portando avanti, come progetti brevi e non troppo impegnativi.

Questo però non vuol dire che non la pubblicherò più, anzi, rimane nei miei doveri di doverla portare a termine a qualunque costo, ma magari in momenti più fattibili e con meno riluttanza. Vi sorprenderò di certo nei momenti in cui la troverete pubblicata 😆

Avete presente i mangaka che fanno pause ma non sai quando riprendono? Ecco non voglio fare la stessa fine. Voglio concluderla al più presto ma non so quanto presto... (ed ergo fece la stessa fine 😂) No dai, da brava multipotenziale cercherò di rimetterla nella lista delle cose da finire!

Ho già altri capitoli, devo capire se mi conviene pubblicarli o aspettare per varie modifiche della storia.

Fatemi passare questo momento di concentrazione sui nuovi progetti e tornerò da voi. Non voglio sciogliermi ed evaporare perché ho fatto più del dovuto 😅

Ma arriverò. E la storia completa pure.

Per favore, almeno voi non perdete interesse. So di meritarlo, ma continuate a sostenermi e a leggere. 💖🙏

Maki

[levysoft]

La nascita di Dracula

L’autore affermò che l’idea per scrivere il suo libro gli venne da un incubo causato da una cena, con lo studioso ungherese Arminius Vambery, a base di gamberi e insalata.

Addormentandosi, lo scrittore sognò un vampiro che sorgeva dalla tomba per recarsi a compiere i suoi misfatti.

Ma l’incubo di Stoker di certo non bastò per costruire la trama di questo capolavoro della narrativa gotica. È noto infatti che l’autore, sotto la guida di Vambery, si documentò scrupolosamente trascorrendo molte ore al British Museum a consultare libri e mappe fino a quando non riuscì a trovare tutto ciò che gli occorreva per scrivere il romanzo. Fece tesoro di quanto apprese sul folklore e sulle tradizioni sui vampiri e su un sanguinario personaggio realmente vissuto nel XV secolo, Vlad Tepes l’Impalatore re di Valacchia, il cui nome deriva da “Dracul”, usato dai suoi contemporanei per designare il padre, Vlad II, della principesca famiglia dei Basarab. Ma sull’origine di questo soprannome di Vlad vi sono due interpretazioni: la prima associa il nome “Dracul” con il diavolo, giacchè “drac” in romeno significa “diavolo” mentre il suffisso “ul” è l’articolo determinativo che viene aggiunto alla fine della parola; la seconda sostiene invece che il nome derivi dalla parola “drago”, l’emblema della famiglia di Vlad.

Perchè la Transilvania?

Stoker scelse la terra dove era vissuto Vlad per ambientare in modo attendibile il suo racconto, la Transilvania, “la terra oltre la foresta”, uno dei luoghi più selvaggi d’Europa. Per descrivere tali luoghi, che non aveva avuto modo di vedere, egli ricorse all’aiuto di Arminius Vambery, insegnante di lingue orientali all’Università di Budapest. Si noti che Arminius è il nome dell’amico del medico Van Helsing, uno dei personaggi del libro.

I vampiri del folklore rumeno

La storia del romanzo di basa su una credenza molto diffusa, quella dell’esistenza dei vampiri, creature terrificanti già menzionate nella letteratura greca ed egizia. Tuttavia per la creazione del conte Dracula, Stoker attinse soprattutto alle credenze del folklore rumeno. Secondo la Chiesa ortodossa orientale, la religione dominante in quel paese, chi muore maledetto o scomunicato diventa un morto vivente, o moroi, finchè non ottiene l’assoluzione da parte del sacerdote. La superstizione locale si associa a creature denominate strigoi, demoniaci uccelli notturni, affamati di carne e sangue umani. La tradizione popolare attribuisce ai vampiri la causa di epidemie e pestilenze.

Secondo le leggende rumene, alcune persone, bambini illegittimi o non battezzati, streghe e il settimo figlio di un settimo figlio, sono destinati a diventare vampiri. Questi ultimi possono assumere le sembianze di animali come il lupo e il pipistrello.

In certi villaggi, chi non mangia aglio è sospettato di essere un vampiro e infatti la miglior difesa contro di essi è quella di strofinare con l’aglio porte e finestre.

Stoker ottenne queste informazioni facendo delle ricerche al British Museum e avvalendosi delle preziose informazioni fornitegli dall’amico Vambery ma sicuramente fu fortemente influenzato dai misteriosi omicidi compiuti, in quel periodo, da “Jack lo Squartatore” e dagli 11 racconti indù sull’argomento “vampiri” tradotti da Richard Burton, altro suo amico, esploratore e letterato.

[aven90]

Una scelta sbagliata/2

“Elettroshock. O forse dovrei semplicemente farti uscire gli occhi dalle orbite, non riesco a decidere…”La voce di Robert Matthews risuonava per tutta l’aula. Jack McFrisham non capiva né dove si trovasse la sua voce, né tantomeno dove fosse egli stesso. Sapeva solo che era legato mani e piedi su una sedia coi braccioli e completamente bendato. Tuttavia aveva riconosciuto la voce, la quale fece…

[wildflowerwattpad0217]

Eddie Munson NSFW Alphabet

DON'T STEAL MY WORK. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY IT BUT I DO NOT CONSENT TO ANYONE REPUBLISHING MY WORK ON A DIFFERENT SITE. IF IT'S NOT UNDER MY WILDFLOWER0217 USERNAME THAN IT'S NOT ME.

Masterlist

Warnings: MDNI. Honestly, if you are not comfy with smut or light BDSM don't read.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Eddie will clean you of all cum, and if you need something he will get it for you. During this he waits on you hand and foot but your favorite part is when he comes back to bed with a blunt that both of you will share.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

So he isn't a tits or ass man. He thinks your sexist body part is your thighs and the way they squeeze his head as he eats you out. You like his hands especially when he wears his rings.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Eddie kinda has a breeding kink but will wear a condom if he needs to but his favorite thing to do is to cum on your face. He keeps a photo in his wallet of your face covered in his cum with his cock barely in you mouth.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He doesn't really have any, he is pretty open with you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He has had one partner before you and they were pretty vanilla. You are the one he is finding out a lot more from.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

His favorite position is when you are both standing up, you are looking in the mirror and he is fucking you from behind. When you guys are in this position you have a full face of make up on, it's running and he has a hand around your throat.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's pretty serious. More caring than anything. He's a soft dom.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Once in awhile he will give himself a trim but that's so it doesn't go every where. Other than that. The carpet certainly matches the drapes.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Eddie wants to make sure you are comfortable with everything he does to you even if you have a safe word, asking if it feels okay, it may not be the sexiest thing but you find it pretty romantic.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He has a book of polaroids of you and him in his nightstand to get off to when you are not there with him. He also has a book of some them in his van. One of the members of Corroded Coffin accidentally found it and could not look either of you in the face for a week.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

This boy is one kinky motherfucker. He's into BDSM but is as I said a soft dom. He has a choking kink, bondage, candle wax, you name it you guys have at least tried it once.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

You have only done it there once but his expression was amazing when he found out. Jason Carver's bedroom. You guys snuck into one of his house parties and you fucked on every single surface in that room.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

There are a few things but one of his big turn ons is when you where his shirts or his leather jacket/ jean vest.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything with feces.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers to give. This goes hand in hand with the favorite body part. He loves ot when your thighs are wrapped around his head.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He loves slow and sensual. It gives him time to tease you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Hates them. There have been times you both will skip class to fuck in the bathroom.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He loves to experiment and sometimes he scares you with how many risks he takes just to fuck you, especially in public.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

One of your rounds can last almost two hours. You two will have what Eddie calls "Sex days" where it will be just like twelve hours, with breaks.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Yes. He loves to use them on you, especially the vibrator. He just loves to see you squirm.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

That's his favorite thing to do, especially in bed. You'll be begging for him to be inside you, tears down your face, begging but he will still tease you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He is very loud. Whether it be his moans or calling your name, which I am sure the neighbors know both of your names very well, he is very loud.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

When the first of the Corroded Coffin band shirts came in, he had to make sure they were wear proof, well that was the excuse he gave, you knew he was just excited, so he fucked you in only that.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He's bigger than he thinks he is.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Oh it's pretty high, 12 hour rounds, I think that says it all.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Not too fast. As a dom he makes sure you're okay, then rolls a blunt and you two share it. Then you both fall asleep.

[jack-o-feces]

Ruin.

[levi-ships-eruri]

Levi Ackerman NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Levi is a cleanliness freak and after a few moments of holding you and making sure that you are okay, he would get up and change the sheets. Means, you have to get up, too. And while you are up, you should go and take a shower. He will join you there and MAYBE this will lead to a second round. However, he will definitely make sure you are alright, clean, and safe. And tbh, there is no better feeling than going back to bed with Levi and cuddle into the fresh sheets.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Levi is quite confident about his body despite his height. On himself, he especially likes his hands and his long, slender, and calloused fingers. They are quite aestethic and he knows how to use them on you, reaching places inside you that your own fingers cannot reach. However, these hands are also shed in blood. Therefore he loves to see that his hands can also be soft and caring on your body, and bring pleasure instead of death.

On you, Levi is definitely an ass and thigh kind of guy. But his favourite body part of you is your face: eyes, lips, nose, jawline... He loves when you glance over to him from the other side of the room, a little smile on your lips. He loves the blush tinting your cheeks. He loves the soft look in your eyes when you tell him that you love him. He loves to see you let loose when you come on him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Levi HATES to make a mess. So when he comes, he comes inside of you. He also thinks this is quite intimate and therefore likes it (plus, secretly thinking he is marking you. Boy sometimes is insecure). When it comes to oral, he wouldn’t force you to swallow. If you wanna spit it out, he would hand you a tissue. Same if something drips out of your mouth because sometimes he comes A LOT.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Levi is pretty vocal about sex and wouldn’t hide something from you, not even the awkward first-time-stories. But there is one thing he is shy talking about... he is not one to share his partner. EXCEPT for the two persons he trusts the most: Hanji and Erwin. Levi caught himself thinking about a threesome with his partner and one of them (or...a foursome...no too much trouble), but he would not dare to bring it up. He would be super embarassed if Erwin turned down the idea and he wouldn’t want Hanji to tell everybody or to brag about it (they would do this, let’s be honest).

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Levi is over 30 years old, so he had gathered some experience. He started in the underworld, not necessarily because of need, but because he thinks it is something he is...supposed to do? Something that was normal for people to do? Later he also had sex when he needed to release some anger, and only later started to really enjoy it and to think about what techniques would please his partner. So, when the two of you start having sex, this guy knows what he does and is willing to learn everything about you and your preferations.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy: He loves to push you down, a hand between your shoulders, your ass up in the air, pounding into you.

Missonary: Levi is a broken man and he loves to hold you close to him and bury his face into the crock of your neck.

Sitting: Both of you sitting, your legs wrapped around him, bodies closely pressed together, hand and lips everywhere they can reach. It is the most intimate position for the really emotional times.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

Levi is pretty serious in the bedroom, but he will make cocky remarks and smile a lot (sometimes also cocky, sometimes soft). Sometimes you will break out laughing because he cannot shut his shitmouth and will say something downright ridiculous.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

His hair down there is dark as well and neatly groomed, maybe even completely shaved. He is aware that bodyhair does not have anything to do with bad hygene, but he just feels better shaved or groomed. Levi’s body hair (and facial hair) also takes a lot of time to grow due to his time in the underground, but in this case it is rather beneficial for him.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Levi is super intimate. Not necessarily overly romantic, but intimate. This is something between you and him, something special. So unless it is a quicky during stressful times, he will take his time and make sure that both of you feel good and loved. Often having sex with him is the closest you ever feel to him because Levi can show his affection better by acts than by words. Afterwards you sometimes have the deepest conversations.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Levi’s sex drive is not the highest and he has no problem with not jerking off for a while. When he feels the need to do it, he will do it during his super effective shower sessions because this way it wouldn’t make a mess. 

However, when he is in a relationship, his longing gets stronger. If he cannot see you for some time or if the two of you just cannot find any time for the do, he will have a frustrating jack-off session, which only causes his need for you to grow.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Captain Kink: Levi likes to take the dominant part. He likes to hear you call him Heichou in bed, but not too often (he loves his name from your lips even more).

Bondage: Levi loves to tie you up and make you squirm beneath him. Orgasm denial is not a real kink of him, BUT he will do it all the time when you are tied up. When he gives you oral in this state, you can be sure it will take at least AN HOUR before he lets you cum.

Stockings: Since he is a leg guy, he enjoys seeing you wearing stockings. And he wouldn’t admit, but seeing you taking on your boots and gear the next morning is a huge turn on for him. He cannot wait to take them off again in th evening.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His bed or the floor of his room, where he has control over the mess the two of you make.

His desk. It will make much more of a mess and will make a chaos out of his paperwork, but he is a sucker for the view of you sprawled out on his desk.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Levi is actually pretty hard to seduce, which makes flirting with him really hard. He notices the flirting, of course, but is good at ignoring it. As already mentioned, he gets pretty turned on when you get dressed into your boots and gear.

Whenyou spend the day apart from eachother,  glancing at each other from a distance, waiting for the night to finally come.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Degrading: Apart from public belief, Levi would NEVER degrade you because he hates being degraded so much. His whole life has been a pain so far, so why should he take this into the bedroom, where he just wants to show his partner his love?

He would also not hurt you. Maybe a few spanks or some very light choking and hair pulling, but he would never ever hurt you in any way. Same reason as above.

Don’t. Call. Him. Daddy. He thinks this is super weird. Just stay with his name or Heichou/Captain.

Anything including piss or feces. Just no.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Levi highly enjoys receiving oral, especially when he is sitting and you on your knees in fron of him. When you blow him, he will finally let loose and you can see his face slightly being tinted red, eyes closed, lips a little apart. His hand will be in your hair all the time and towards the end he cannot hold back and will thrust into your mouth once or twice. His low grunts get a little more high pitched when you run your tongue around his tip.

But Levi is also pretty talented in giving. As mentioned before, he likes to tease you with his mouth, loving the feeling of you squirming beneath him. Be prepared for a lot of edging, cause that little gremlin is a sucker for your desperate moans.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Levi is a little more on the rougher side. His thrusts are deep and strong, his pace rather “average” at the start, but he gets faster in the course of the act. If the two of you have some time, he will vary his rhythm, from slow and sensual to fast and strong, and back again. Quickies will be, as the name suggest, as quick as possible.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Oh, talking about quickies: If you are in a relationship with Levi or anything like this, quickies will happen very often. He is a busy man und you most likely will also be part of the survey corps, so you need to use every little space of time you can get. This often results in steamy sessions in the forest against a tree, or a more private session in his office.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

So, semi public sex, like in the forest, is a thing. But he would always make sure to not get caught, especially not by some cadets.

Apart from that, he is pretty open in bed. Tell him what you would like to try and he will most likely agree, as long as it is nothing from his no go list. If he picks up something new (thanks to Hanji most probably) he will also not shy away from bringing it up and ask you about it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Oh boi, we are talking about Levi. When the two of you have a whole night, you have to be the one to stop him at some point - for your own sake. Levi can go for several rounds, even the whole night and this can easily be too much for someone without special power.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

So let’s imagine a more modern setting, because I think there are no sex toys in our common sense on Paradise Island. In a modern world, Levi would definitely get and try out some sex toys, especially vibrators which he could use on his partner. He would also be a little curious to try them out on himself, but he rather uses them for teasing you. He would have like 2 or 3 items, not too much, not too fancy.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Ohhh, be prepared for a lot of teasing. Levi enjoys to have a little power over you and your pleasure, and he will make use of it. He is especially unfair when it comes to oral, holding your hips in place while he is taking is sweet time to pleasure you. It drives you mad and this man has a lot of patience.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Levi is not really loud, but his soft little grunts and moans are like music. He only gets a little louder when you tease him while giving him head, but he will also scold you for it. That shitmouth. Otherwise, you will hear him whisper “fuck” and “shit” while he is pounding into you and coming close to his climax.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Levi is quite curious when it comes to new techniques. Soon after joining the squad, he  discovers that Hanji has quite an interesting collection of books with...a lot of explanations and images. So one day, he asks them to borrow some of these books to study them. But before, he threatens Hanji with death if they tell anyone.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Have you seen Levi’s season 4 arts? This man is packed, damn. Errected I would say he is between 7′0 and 8′0. So Levi’s dick is pretty average in girth, but long. He knows how to use it as good as he uses his swords.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Levi’s sex drive is pretty low, since he is not a horny teen anymore. Of course, he feels the need from time to time, but he can pretty good control himself. When he is in a relationship, however, his sex drive will grow a lot, since it is one of the ways of showing you how much he loves you. If the two of you have time, you will easily have sex 3 or 4 times a week.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Levi only sleeps 3 hours per night, and this will not change after sex. He often holds you until you are asleep and gets up afterwards, to either sleep at his desk or do some paperworks. He will, however, make sure to be back in bed when you wake up.

[theblxefox]

Kai Havertz NSFW Alphabet

I’m back with another NSFW alphabet imagine with another Chelsea player!

Before you read, I just want to say, that this entire imagine is based of the fact that Kai Havertz is the epitome of switch energy (do not fight me about this, I will die on that hill).

Hope you enjoy!💙

~~~

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

If he were in control he will praise you and tell you how much of a good girl you are. He'll probably kiss you and help you clean yourself up.

If you were in control, he will be a blabbering mess, will tell you how much he loves you, and how good you make him feel. Will probably still help you clean up.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part of his are his eyes, he's got those two beautiful orbs and he likes making contact with himself in front of the mirror.

His favorite body part of you is your hair, he likes playing with it, smelling it, pulling it, everything.

Your favorite part of him is his smile, those little wrinkles his cheeks make, can melt you down in a second.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He likes to cum everywhere he can on you, inside your mouth, on your face, your stomach. He also likes to cum inside you and then go down on you and lick you clean.

Sometimes you'd make him cum on himself, and then you'd lick it all up, it drives him crazy.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I feel like he might be into knife kink, or mommy kink, can't decide. (maybe both?)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He hadn't experienced with a lot of girls, but he is experienced enough 😉😉

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

If he's in control, his favorite is to fuck you against the wall while biting your neck.

If you're in control, he likes when you ride him with your hand wrapped around his throat.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Maybe sometimes things can start goofy and get more serious as things are heating up, but I feel like he will mostly be pretty serious when it comes to sex.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's clean shaven. He doesn't care if you're shaved or not.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Even if you guys have an intense session, you're always loving and assuring and romantic with each other.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't watch porn for ideological reasons, so he'd have to either watch you/pictures of you, or to imagine your hands instead of his. Also, he likes to jack off while you're watching, you like it too.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He likes everything; degrading, praising, choking, scratching, biting, hair pulling, and it doesn't matter who's doing what to who.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

On a bed, in a car, against the wall, in the locker room or in a bathroom stall, he doesn't care as long as he has you.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He loves it when you tell him how much you want him, and loves to see you beg, gets him hard within seconds.

Alternatively, he also loves to hear you tell him what you're about to do to him, or how're you gonna punish him, he gets way too excited.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything you're not comfortable with, if you even start to say the safe word he will immediately stop and start apologizing and making sure you're alright.

He also does not want to do anything that includes piss kink or feces kink.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Loves receiving, loves giving, he just loves it.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends on what he's trying to achieve; if it's fucking you into oblivion, he will go fast and hard, if it's sensual and loving sex, he will go slow and deep, and if it's teasing you he's after, then he'll alternate between those two.

If you're in control, you like to torture him by riding him slowly, he hates it, but he loves it.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Whether it's in the car or in a bathroom stall after a match, he loves it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

You guys have a very open communication in your relationship, so you like to explore things and try new things together.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He's a football player, he can go rounds and rounds without even stopping for a breath. Can probably last long too.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

You guys use vibrators, cock rings, maybe some handcuffs every now and then(even though you like to touch each other so you prefer not to).

There's also a strap-on (whether it was used or not, I'll leave up to you).

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He's a little shit. Always teasing you. When he's in control he likes to edge you so much that when he lets you cum, you almost pass out.

You like to torture him in return for that.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Boy is loud. He knows how turned on you get when he speaks German, so he will moan, grunt and groan all sorts of profanities in German in your ear.

When you’re in control he lets himself whimper, and it’s like music to your ears.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Haven't I've been wild enough already lmao?

He probably cums while saying that he loves you (here's some fluff for you guys).

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He's not necessarily huge, but he is big enough and boy does he know how to use it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He's a very composed man, but you can break him with a single touch or whisper.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I don't think he's the kind of guy who falls a sleep right after, maybe if it's a post match sex and he was very tired before you started.

feedback is appriciated!💙

[actuallysaiyan]

Yamcha NSFW alphabet, please? 😁

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Yamcha is super sweet with his aftercare. He loves to hold you in his arms for a little while after, his cock still deep inside of you. He’ll praise you as you can feel his seed leaking out of you. He then gets you all cleaned up and will get you water or something to eat if you are feeling it. He’s a big fan of pillow talk and cuddling and will not leave your side or fall asleep afterwards.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Yamcha would probably have to say his arms or legs are his favorite. He has a wonderful physique and he is very strong, despite what others may say. Yamcha also would probably say his smile is his favorite body part. The man is kind of vain but he is a good man.

On his lover, he is a sucker for beautiful eyes. They are the window to the soul. He sees how you are feeling just through your eyes and he knows when you are sad or unhappy. He wants to see your eyes shine when you are smiling and so happy. He also loves thighs. He just wants to be buried between your thighs for hours as they squeeze his face while you cum.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He’s so dirty with this. He loves cumming all over you and gets really aroused when you are all painted up with his seed. If you give him a blow job, you can expect him to give you the ultimate facial. Yamcha cums a lot and he will literally just unload his balls all over your pretty face. Then he scoops some of it up on his finger and feeds it to you. He’s also not opposed to cumming deep inside of you if you let him.

Yamcha is a big fan of teasing and edging you. He’ll keep you on the edge for hours just to hear you beg him to let you cum. He loves the pathetic mewls and whimpers you make whenever he’s got you so close to cumming. You better be ready for this.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He definitely has stolen a pair of your panties and uses it to masturbate. Whether or not you know it exists, he doesn’t care. He loves the silky feeling of it wrapped around his cock while he pumps his hand up and down and thinks of you. He’ll sniff them too and just imagine your pussy on his face. He loves it when you ride his face, so that’s definitely something that gets him off.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He had a few one night stands, so he wasn’t completely clueless. Yamcha learns fairly quickly, and while he isn’t the master of every technique, you know he is doing everything to make you feel loved and wanted and definitely keeps you satisfied. He will never let you go unsatisfied.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Yamcha loves 69. It’s his favorite position and it gets the job done correctly. He loves it when you sit on his face and wrap your gorgeous lips around his hard cock. Whenever you aren’t doing 69, Yamcha also loves having you in the missionary position but with your legs spread wide or up on his shoulders so that he can fuck you nice and deep. Anything to be able to fuck you deeply or to have you both cumming quickly.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s definitely goofy and loves to tell dirty jokes while he’s fucking you. Yamcha loves having fun sex and he wants you to moan and laugh. He wants you to have a good time, so expect lots of cheesy and sleazy dirty talk as he fucks you hard. Sometimes, he can be serious and loving especially when he’s feeling needy.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He’s got a small patch of pubic hair that is very dark and coarse. He keeps it nice and clean and will trim it. He’s not a huge fan of shaving and actually enjoys it when you don’t shave either(unless you aren’t into that, then Yamcha is happy with whatever you like). He’s got a slight trail of dark hair that leads down into his pants as well.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

This depends on how Yamcha is feeling, but most of the time he loves to treat sex and intimacy like a good time or a game. That’s not to say that Yamcha is playing head games or anything like that. He just enjoys having a good time with you and he loves to make sure that you are happy and feeling good. Sometimes, he gets very romantic and buys you stuff and plans special nights out at the fancy love hotel. It all depends on how he’s feeling.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He masturbates a healthy amount. Even if he fucks you that day, that doesn’t mean he’s going to not masturbate. He loves playing with toys and watching porn and he will absolutely lose his mind if you join him. Nothing better than for the both of you to watch some porn and masturbate together. Yamcha won’t be able to resist for long and he’ll just fuck you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Yamcha is kind of a vanilla guy, so his kinks are limited. He’s open to trying new things but he loves things that are tried and true. Some of his kinks involve lingerie, toys, spanking, squirting, tongue fucking and titty fucking. You could probably open his eyes to new things if you are both interested in it.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

This one is really simple. Yamcha wants to fuck you somewhere privately. He doesn’t really wanna get caught. He loves just being able to take his time with you without getting interrupted or distracted by something else. He loves fucking you on the bed, but he’s not opposed to fucking on the couch or in the shower. Anything to get you alone and somewhere private...

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Yamcha is a sucker for revealing clothing. He finds you so damn sexy and he just wants you to flaunt that gorgeous body of yours. Anytime you wear something revealing, it gets his blood pumping. Yamcha is so turned on by this. He also loves when you give him that look, where you bite your lower lip and raise one eyebrow. Rub his thigh and tell him how you wanna be alone, and he’s there.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He will not be okay with anything that either hurts you seriously or embarrasses you. He’s not into anything involving feces or urine, but if you were up for it, he’d probably consider it honestly. It’s just not really his kind of thing. He’s also not super into sharing you or having semi-public sex.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Ohhh Yamcha loves going down on you. It’s one of his favorite things in the world. The way you look down at him with that fucked out look and the taste of your arousal and he’s just immediately rock hard. The sounds you make and the wet sounds coming from your pussy. It’s just all so damn sexy. He’ll edge you for hours and then when he thinks you should cum, he makes you squirt.

But if you want to reciprocate and go down on him, Yamcha is so weak for that. He loves it when you both lie on the bed and you just worship his cock for hours. He’ll edge himself as best as he can when you do this. Play with his balls though, and he’s cumming quick. It’s one of his ultimate weaknesses.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

This all depends on you. If you are feeling like you wanna get pounded, you better believe Yamcha will fuck you rough and fast. He’ll slap your ass and push your head down on the pillow while his cock slams into you over and over again. But, if you are feeling more needy and wanting love, he’s sensual. He’ll hold you close and shower you with praise and give you all the kisses while he slowly rocks his hips.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

There are times for these, and Yamcha is definitely grateful when he can fuck you over not being able to fuck you, but he’s not a huge fan of quickies. He wants to fuck you for hours if he can, and if he doesn’t get the time for that, then he’ll definitely settle for a good quickie.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

This depends. He loves to experiment with you, but he doesn’t want to risk anything where it could result in death or harm. He also isn’t into doing anything in public, so you can expect him to keep the experimentation in the bedroom.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Yamcha can last a long time, and he’s good at edging himself if he needs to. Sometimes he gets very excited and cums quickly, but that’s usually only when you’ve been apart for a long time. He can go for a few rounds, but his refractory period is fairly normal. It takes him a little while to get hard.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He loves toys and generally uses them during sex. He loves going to the sex store with you and buying you all kinds of things that’ll help make you cum easier. He’s not afraid of having you use them on him either and actually loves it if you initiate with this.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He can be a tease a lot of the time, but it takes him everything not to just give in when you start begging. He loves listening to your pathetic little sounds when you plead to him, but he’d be lying if he said it didn’t turn him on completely.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s loud and he loves grunting and groaning. Yamcha wants you to know he’s enjoying his time with you as well. He’ll be so loud when he cums and it’s honestly so damn sexy to hear him moan like this. He loves to talk dirty too and make some jokes.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Yamcha is definitely into roleplay. If you wanna get into costume and character, he’s going to be so turned on by this. Your favorite roleplay is definitely sensei and student, but you both also enjoy playing doctor.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Yamcha is very muscular and very well built. His cock is long and thick, boasting a good 8 inches. It’s got lots of veins that drag against your walls and drive you crazy. He’s uncut and the base is definitely thicker than the head.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He’s so damn horny for you all of the time and he’s going to fuck you at least once a day, but sometimes he understands that he can’t always fuck you. He thinks about you a lot and he’s often fantasizing about when he’s going to fuck you next.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Sometimes he is out like a light just right after sex, so he does tend to expend a lot of energy and tire himself out. He’ll always make sure you are comfortable before he falls asleep.

[death-in-shift]

NSFW Alphabet for Jaden

A/N: So I was contemplating on writing NSFW alphabets for my OCS for a while. It was an impulsive decision... But here it is. Minors, do not interact or I'll send your report cards to your parents along with your phone(s).

I found this template somewhere but idk who the credit goes to. Pls let me know!

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex):

Jae will do their best to take care of their partner or fling. Even if it gets to the point where they'll wash their hair or even making them tea and something light.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and their partner's):

They like a lot about the other's body. If the other is feeling insecure about any part, Jae will litter it with kisses. They're not sure how to comfort, but they do understand what it feels like. As for themselves, they're not sure what they like. They might go with their hands and abs.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum):

Cum on them, they don't care. They'd prolly lick it up.

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs):

Jae loves to be choked, even if they're near passing out. They got into wax play and shibari because of Hayden. They got too curious but they enjoyed the experience. Speaking of,

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?):

They're a virgin. The closet thing to sex was making out and touching someone. Even though they're warming up to the intimacy, they're mainly doing this for their partner/fling.

F = Favourite Position (this goes without saying):

They prefer any position where they get to be bottom. They're pretty shy, but if they were on top, it'll take a while for them to open up.

G = Goofy (are they more serious or humorous?):

They're not super serious, but they don't really make jokes during anything intimate.

H = Hair (how groomed are they? do the carpets match their drapes? etc.):

They're bare.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment from a romantic aspect?):

Canonically, Jae doesn't have much of the romantic feelings. But let's say they do have it for someone or partner. They will express their love by holding their pinky, hand, cuddling, and penguin pebbling. They were emotionally neglected while growing up so it feels a bit foreign to be cared for and to care for someone.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon):

They're not sure on how to perform self-pleasure so they end up getting overwhelmed.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks):

Rope bunny/Rigger, choking, wax play, slight risk of getting caught, hand, size, voice, gloves and masks sometimes

L = Location (favourite places to do the do):

Jae would prolly want to do it in the room, shower, car, or anywhere that is decent looking. Even if they feel horny, they would have to wait to find a good spot.

M = Motivation (what turns them on? what gets them going?):

It depends on how they feel. There are times they get turned on by the small touches, kisses, bites, or even by the person's voice. Other times, they won't react much.

N = No (something they wouldn't do, what turns them off):

They do not want anything to do with feces, urine, or anything that pushes past their boundaries. They won't perform such actions and they don't want it performed on them.

O = Oral (preference in receiving or giving, their skill, etc.):

Jae doesn't mind giving head. They never received it yet so they'll kind of anticipating that moment.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough or slow and sensual?):

They like being in between. But if their partner wants the pace to pick up or to slow down, they wouldn't mind it.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.):

It's extremely rare for them to ask for one. But if their partner asks for one, they get hesitant but may say yes or no depending on their comfort.

R = Risk (are they the type to experiment? do they take risks?):

Jae likes to take risks because the feelings of fear and excitement is what gets them going. If they were to get caught, they'll deal with the embarrassment later. At that moment, they don't care.

S = Stamina (how many rounds could they go for? how long do they last?):

For stimulation, they could last a couple rounds. As for how long, it's unknown. for sex, it's unknown as well since they're a virgin.

T = Toys (do they own any toys? do they use them on their partners or themselves):

The only things they own are nipple clamps, rope, wax, and blindfolds. I'm unsure if they count as toys, but if not, Jae doesn't own any vibrators or plugs.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease?):

They do a bit of teasing. They just worry if they may go too far (please let them know!)

V = Volume (how loud are they? what sounds do they make? etc.):

Jae is usually a quiet demon, even during those moments. They will moan but it's not too quiet or loud. If they feel like they're gonna be loud, they would try to cover their mouth or bite the inside of their cheek. They also have those breathy laughs but it won't come out as much.

W = Wild Card (a random headcanon for the character):

If they're marked, they would wear it. They can careless if people are looking or asking questions about it. Now if it's rope marks or possible burn marks from the wax play, they'll hide it so no one thinks they were in danger.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive):

Like every other demon, Jae does go into heat. By then, their sex drive is high. During the days where they're not in heat, they have a pretty low libido. It can spike up once in a while but they usually wait it out.

Z = Zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards):

They will fall asleep a bit after but there are times they will force themselves to stay awake. They'll feel bad if they don't take care of their partner/fling.