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dickfarmdunnz · 1 year ago

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#they are the t4t couple #I cant stop thinking about this movie #they’re all gay btw #mr pink #mr orange #freddy newandyke #reservoir dogs #someone please talk to me about this movie #steve buscemi #Tim Roth #they’re in love idc

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merp-blerp · 3 months ago

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Something about Taylor looking at Flo like this while singing “Come fuck me up” that’s just very… 🙈

#i know she's telling florida to come but I’M GAY—#wow i can't believe my name is flordia all of a sudden 🤭#my name’s florence too actually 🙃#they’re not btw but—#gaylor #gaylor swift #friend of dorothea #friends of dorothea #lgbetty #lgbettys #pining

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cc-tinslebee · 3 months ago

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gotta speak my truth on the whole real people shipping with the new Descendants movie rn

it’s so funny that people are speculating about Joshua Colley and Ruby Rose Turner when?? they’re literally doing the same things Dove Cameron and Cameron Boyce did during the original trilogy??

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they’re the same picture

they hate to see two best friends of opposite sexes being physically affectionate with each other smh

it’s a canon event for these casts to be super physically affectionate with each other 😭

say it with me folks! you are not entitled to actors’ personal lives! 👏

#every time someone online says they’re dating or Joshua Colley ‘plays for the other team’ an Angel loses its wings I stg #‘it’s so obvious’ how about we don’t revert to 2000s gay stereotyping 🤨#he said he’s unlabelled. and neither of them have said anything ab dating leave them ALONE bro #I’m losing brain cells over the parasocialness of it all #also ab Malia and Kylie btw ig it’s a little better bc of Kylie and Ruby’s comments BUT speculating is still immoral #ruby rose turner #joshua colley #dove cameron #cameron boyce #descendants #descendants 4 #descendants the rise of red #Joshua Colley and Ruby rose turner

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squatch-and-stretch · 21 days ago

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A very abbreviated summary of relationships for my AU! Or, to summarize even further,

#to be clear Stanford does know why Fiddleford is so upset with him he’s just too proud to admit it #he DOES feel bad though #Fiddleford is a lot more perceptive of how bad Stan is doing bc a) better with people and b) Stan is still trying to hide it but not as har #also Fiddleford and Stan get along mostly bc they’re genuinely good to each other but Also bc it bothers ford that they do lmao #mystery trio #gravity falls #gravity falls au #stanford pines #stanley pines #fiddleford mcgucket #silver scribbles (art tag)#some degree of fiddauthor is endgame for this au. btw. here’s my treat for those that read all my tags. gay people real #oh and btw the place where the ink is smeared in the marker doodle is from my dogs dumb and wet nose #mystery trio through the multiverse au

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lunarparacosm · 3 months ago

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hi tumblr i’m making a jegulus /wolfstar sci fi webcomic

first chapter will be free and shall drop hopefully mid-september

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ilikesuperheroesokay · 4 months ago

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My thoughts when watching No Good Nick for the first time

”Oh, I like Jeremy! He just cares about his family, and he’s so hardworking and passionate! He has every reason to be suspicious, and it’s only fair that he’s a bit disgruntled.”

“Wow, this family is NOT close.”

“Aw, Ed makes beautiful art!”

“How sweet of Molly to make Nick feel comfy.”

“Wow, I can see where Jeremy gets his determination and dedication from! Look at Liz go, she’s a beast in the kitchen!”

“Aw, Nick’s flashbacks. :( “

“Wow, Ed’s such a good dad! Trying to make Nick feel at home, gosh I love him! It’s giving Patton Sanders.”

“Aw…Liz. Your wedding ring.”

“Damn, Molly needs new friends.”

”Damn, Molly needs new friends.”

“Wow, Nick is so clever!”

“Damn, this system is really fucked.”

“Aw, Eric and Jeremy are so cute! I’m getting a bit of a vibe from both of them, both together and separate, but I bet that it probably won’t become anything.”

“Is Jeremy autistic? That would explain a bit.”

“Aw man, I don’t like Lisa Haddad, but I Love Josie Totah! Look how pretty she is! 🤩 I haven’t seen her since Jessie!”

“Wow, Jeremy and Eric would be so cute together, but I’m sure it’s just one of those queer coded shows that never actually does anything.”

“Ooh, I really like Will. He’s cute, and he’s perfect for Nick.”

“Get outta here Riley, you’re gonna blow Nick’s cover!”

“Gosh golly gee wilikers, Eric and Jeremy sure are getting quite close!”

“Ugh, Nick, istg you’re digging yourself a deeper hole!”

“Oh no, Will’s a traitor.”

“Roses are red, cacti are prickly, holy shit that escalated quickly.”

“*sobs*”

“Huh, are they-OH MY GOD THANK THE LORD ABOVE JESUS CHRIST THEY FINALLY KISSED OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YESSSSS.”

“Seriously, why do people hate Jeremy? In all seriousness, I’d be his friend! We can work on his election process together.”

”Aw, Ed. Look at you, helping your son out with something he really cares about. Dad of the year.”

“No! Jeremy’s coming out plan was ruined! But it’s okay, because they accepted him! (Ed missed everything)”

“…I need…I just…I need a couple minutes to just…cry.”

“Wow, time to watch it five more consecutive times! But there’s gonna be more seasons, right? Right? Right? RIGHT?!?”

#No seriously because there’s like five fanfics of this show even though it has a huge following #I’m begging y’all #Message me if you make a no good Nick fic #No Good Nick #coming out #gay #nick is so bisexual #I’m so glad they actually followed through on a queer plot guys and I just-AGH they’re so cute #Can you tell Jeremy’s my favorite lol #Guess who my least fave is #These are all probably out of order btw

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demonbarbers · 11 months ago

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the 2023 revival obc kinda ruined me. you give me sopping wet kendall roy girldad little meow meow sweeney todd, you give me deliriously horny achingly human physical comedy queen lovett, you give me aging child star mischievous but heartbreakingly sweet toby, you give me a johanna who is finally not just a princess track or ~crazy~ and who’s trauma is deeply physically felt and is so deeply her father’s daughter, you give mee a sweeney and jo who are finally acknowledged as mirrors of each other and you give me literal hand in unloveable hand… and i’m just supposed to move on

#they’re not all my favorite ideal dramaturgical interpretations of the character imelda lovett remains my number 1 #and i do prefer my sweeney’s to have a level of physical menace josh just can’t achieve for me bc i want to fuck him into the next year #but still. they’re all so perfect together. gaten and maria are maybe my fave toby and jo #.txt #2023 revival #i’m soooo high rn btw #jan 14 SUICIDE loading #jk i’m looking forward to little gay boy toby and especially paul jordan jansen’s sweeney #and i wanna catch nick chris sweeney and jeanna lovett again too #but still. SUICIDE.

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kickbutts-singsongs · 8 months ago

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I have no idea how big the “have seen both, liked both” cross-section on the Venn diagram of these two shows would be, but I’m assuming I’m among a very small percentage. However, if it turns out that a bunch of people actually have seen POI, then I’m gonna change up the dialogue.

This is just for research purposes btw, don’t feel obligated to read it when it’s done lollll

And if none of these apply to you then uh thx for reading anyways 😅👍

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compacflt · 1 year ago

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your last post abt icemav vs. interior design has me cry laughing and also makes me want to ask: how does rooster (millennial gay man, fairly good at being open about his sexuality in comparison to the the environment he came from) feel about being one-uped in the gay department constantly by Mr. and Mr. Can’t Talk About It?? like him and jake have to have conversations about it [jake, meeting ice the first time: oh this is the gayest man i’ve ever met. he had everyone fooled for thirty years???? // bradley: “yeah but you didn’t have to grow up with him. i was on the front lines.] like—they were willing to get married at the same time as icemav as a distraction, so they have to be aware of how groundbreaking icemav is to the structural appearance of the Navy. but they’re also fully immersed in Navy culture and customs, so are civilian gay people even surprised??? do they care??? or is everyone collectively reading through twitter like “gay men in navy? okay fork found in kitchen 🙄 who cares.”

this is all just a long way for me to ask if icemav is easier to pick up on/less surprising if you’re gay. bradley clocked them early because he was in close quarters with them constantly, but he’s also gay—in comparison, slider knew ice for years, but only added it up when it was way too obvious to ignore. and to other straight people they seem to be at an Ethan Hunt level of undercover, but are they really??? (this is kind of a dumb question so feel free to do whatever you want with it lol)

see i feel like i haven’t been writing them very obviously clockingly gay at all! i actually feel like it would piss Jake and bradley off how STRAIGHT ice & mav act all the time!

1st excerpt from post-marriage, second excerpt from a scene that got deleted from WWGATTAI chapter 9, wherein compacflt ice approves the promotion of a fictional “first female admiral to be married to another woman” and then runs into her at a DOD Xmas party and chats about gay marriage for a bit out of curiosity… (deleted bc chapter 9 was already 9.5k words) like it is still a secret even if they aren’t actively trying to keep it secret anymore

but you’re right hold on. here’s christmas 2017

#fork found in kitchen killed me btw i screamed out loud #ice isn’t outwardly gay except in all the ways that he is #like i feel like the pacific fleet staff all kind of assume he’s asexual and ‘married to his work’ a la Sherlock #until he becomes secnav & everyone reads up on him again & learns OH SHIT HES MARRIED TO A BLOKE OMG THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE #i feel like they’re really still straight-passing unless you get them in the same room where they can be themselves & not navy facsimiles #and then #oh yeah. that boy is gay. and i really believe that.#pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #top gun #asks #top gun maverick #bradley rooster bradshaw #even another gay admiral couldn’t clock him!#no civilian gay people don’t care #that meme of the gay b-52 dropping bombs on another country #warhawks are warhawks whether gay or straight #or so the rationale might be #LOVE the big gay b-52 #as ive written about on this blog elsewhere

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james-spooky · 2 months ago

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this is a test

#i’m bored i just wanna see how many words i can put in the tags like will it just keep going on forever or will they stop me like i know th #the tag limit is 30 ok so the iindividual tag limit is 140 characters that’s actually so rude i wanted to keep going forever and see how lo #g this could be but i guess we can do this 30 times ok what the flip should i talk about hm i was playing the guitar today but i rage quit #ause the song was hard and hurting my fingers! ermmmmm it was sunny ok this is boring let’s think of more exciting things to type hmmm acco #ding to all known laws of aviation- jk i’m not doing the bee movie script but can you imagine i think that would be funny hmmmmm words i lo #e podcasts so bad that’s a fact no one has ever know before my blog definitely isn’t all about audio dramas the people are definitely not a #ready aware of this jesus christ this is only the seventh one of these this is actually quite a lot of space i underestimated how much i ha #e to type btw there’s probably spelling mistakes in here somewhere or autocorrect has been annoying but i cba to retype anything so i don’t #care lolllllllllllll how do you feel about oscar malevolent i feel a normal amount actually (lie) yk what i really miss sam and colin alrea #y like i’m actually not okay i really hope we hear from sam again in s2 and also colin ngl i hope ur in the computers soz or not dead miss #im like a bastard my paranoid it king ok erm im running out of things to say um heartstopper s3 was crazy good i cried lmao i love gay peop #e so much it’s crazy i hope it gets renewed for s4 i need to reread the comics lowkey and the books they’re all so talented for being so yo #ng it scares me ngl !!!!!! the tmagp hiatus is getting to me slightly like february in reality is soon and not that far away for how podcas #ts go but seriously how am i supposed to live until then without knowing what happened. please colin be alive. ive only just realised i can #use fills stops. sorry that’s made everything a bit messy. i should’ve been doing this before. whoops. anyways. hi mutuals i love you all s #much i hope you enjoy my rambles and shitposts cause i enjoy yours very much! never think you’re being annoying i literally don’t care be a #annoying as you want posts as much as you want i am ur biggest fan <3 im getting a bit fatigued from typing like my mind is blank basically #now it’s just turned into a. stream of consciousness but i don’t really have any thoughts to put here idk if we’re halfway ermmmm omg it’s #lmost halloween how crazy is that time is flying by i kinda forgot it was october lmao. it’s wild how it’s basically almost christmas. like #what. that’s illegal. how is it wintertime again. what the flip. i miss summer already take me backkkkkkk. i hope my phone doesn’t crash or #smth cause i’ve not saved this as a draft and i cba to do any of this again. maybe i should save it. ok i will when i reach the next tag bc #ok it stopped me but i’ve saved it and holy jesus it’s a lot of text im just sat here giggling there’s really no point to any of this other #than me being bored sooooooooooooooooo (imagine if i just did the letter o for every character wouldn’t that be crazy) so wait there’s 140 #haracters and 30 tags so what’s 30 x 140. someone hurry. i haven’t done maths lessons in two and a half years i’ve forgotten everything wai #let me get the calculator app ok im back it said 4100 characters so. i dont know how many words that roughly is but its. a decent amount. o #what the flip why am i wasting tag space with maths. i hate maths. my screen time has been actually soooooooooo bad recently like damn some #one put my phone in a block of ice please joshua gillespie style. my mind is running out of things to say. do i talk about myself. im james #im 18 which is weird cause wdym im an adult go away. ive run out of facts. i love podcasts and procedural dramas that stupid firefighter sh #w is my life unfortunately. i think chappell roan should be the queen of england instead of king charles. i dont like having a king cause #ho needs men in power not me. ok um this is the last tag equal rights for all. yolo. the time will pass anyways! thank u boredom ok bye gn:

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teratophool · 9 months ago

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God, it is such a shame that monsters are not real. Like, I’m 1000% allosexual towards monsters, but my attraction towards humans is so much fucking rarer. I think I’ve felt it like, three times before at most. And they’re all so fleeting since it’s just random people on the internet I inevitably scroll past lol.

#monster fucker #teratophillia #terato #teratophile #and it doesn’t help that I’m aromantic autistic and have faceblindness #everyone looks like a homophobic cishet threat to me #and when they’re obviously queer it’s always feminine aligned (I’m gay)#or they still look the same as every other queer person lol #also humans are just generally less attractive than monsters #monsters have so much variety! the claws! the eyes! the wings! the fangs! everything!#and what do humans got? nothing #we’re all just the same squishy things with none of the hot stuff monsters have #I’m not asexual btw pls don’t call me asexual please I’m begging

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largemandrill · 5 months ago

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A great way I stay stealth in public is to use the most cisgender terminology whenever someone tries to sus out my transgender status. If someone gives me the “wtf are you” look guised as an innocent attempt to know my pronouns I just say “I’m a guy” then walk away. Wtf is a pronoun I need to walk my dogs

#I don’t live being openly trans in public spaces (including queer ones)#If I don’t know anybody all they’re getting is that I’m gay #It’s mostly women who pull the pronoun thing btw #Cis guys either don’t notice or are just assholes out the gate

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sweetshire · 7 months ago

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So, @silv-paru sent Sherlock Holmes for the character opinion bingo. thanks a bunch for this (and for your patience. my god, i’m answering this a week late. typical me behaviour). you’re a darling :D

Did you know, i used to tell these stories to my friends? they delighted in them AND i got a chance to sort of ramble on and on abt him and watson. it was a win-win, really. ah, those were the days! now i haven’t reblogged much of him this month at all. i miss him. I MISS HIM.

Onto the bingo: well. he’s The quintessence of gender™ to me. and i relate to him so so much. fav character of all time fr. i want to carry him in my pocket at all times & study him. like. do i want to BE him OR am i IN LOVE with him, ykwim? pssh who knows? certainly not me. uh-huh ‘a beast unleashed’ -does this refer to me or him? you choose. oh re: canon, i’m ignoring the part where holmes dies (or y’know, is dead for 3 years). that’s too angsty.