#Joshua Colley and Ruby rose turner

[cc-tinslebee]

gotta speak my truth on the whole real people shipping with the new Descendants movie rn

it’s so funny that people are speculating about Joshua Colley and Ruby Rose Turner when?? they’re literally doing the same things Dove Cameron and Cameron Boyce did during the original trilogy??

like

they’re the same picture

they hate to see two best friends of opposite sexes being physically affectionate with each other smh

it’s a canon event for these casts to be super physically affectionate with each other 😭

say it with me folks! you are not entitled to actors’ personal lives! 👏

[saturnisaroace]

ALRIGHT! WHO ORDERED THE COMFORT CAST CROSSOVER?

📸 disneydescendants on IG

[menheim]

Joshua Colley as Hook 🤍

Descendants: The Rise of Red (2024)

[jupiterisaroace]

Guys

I understand shipping glassheart but shipping the REAL people with each other is a little much. They have a life & how does it feel when parents or friends think you & one of your friends see you & think y’all are in a relationship even though y’all say y’all aren’t after a million times? It gets annoying & I bet the actors might feel this way too. From what I know, they haven’t said anything about this yet but still, if they see this stuff it might make them stop posting about each other & showing affection towards each other as well. @glassheartzz has talked about this as well & I 100% agree with them. I also looked up if Ruby Rose & Joshua were dating because some photos & videos made it look like they were & from what I read (& correct me if I’m wrong) they aren’t. Stop shipping real people, especially celebrities who you don’t even know, together because it can probably get annoying to them after a while. I mean, just 3 friends shipping you with your other friend could be annoying so imagine over hundreds of people, who you don’t even know, shipping you with your friend. It could definitely be annoying to them. Please stop shipping celebrities together.

[that-random-outsider]

This is just a joke lol I just thought it was funny how this fandom always seems to gravitate towards one specific cast member.

[descendantsincorrect]

morgie: I have a 1:30 appointment.

red: Which doctor?

morgie: No, I want the regular doctor.

[thesharkwhalewhoohooooo]

Everyone shipping Joshua and Ruby IRL are first of all, kind of weird because they’re real people, second of all, she’s 18 and he’s 22, and I know that isn’t that big of a deal to most, but if it’s confirmed that they’re actually in a relationship, all the tabloids are going to have a field day, including the people shipping them rn, because guess what, the media and a lot of people online don’t like that, so they’re probably not going to confirm their relationship.

(Also, filming started in early January 2023, when she was 17, so the media is going to have EVEN MORE fun with that.)

(Also, i’m not saying you can’t point out the tension between two people, but please don’t ship them 😭)

IT’S NOT OK TO SHIP ACTUAL PEOPLE!! THEY’RE REAL PEOPLE!!

[littlelego]

I can't stop thinking about the cast if they were to find out about us all

Malia: "wtf is a MaliaBakerenthusiast"

Kylie: "uhm..so this is actually insane."

Joshua: "some think hooks straight 😭"

Morgan: *known this whole time*

Ruby: "stawppp this is so cuteee"

YOU CANT TELL ME THIS KSNT WHAT THEYD BE LIKE

[blizzardheart12]

Descendants 4 headcanon/theory || the Hook family

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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking ever since I first watched Rise of Red, and I mean a lot. In recent days, that old middle school mystery I used to ponder about who the Hook childrens’ mother is has come back to haunt me once again. So, after a lot of reliving my past Descendants obsession (and a fair amount of fanfic reading), I came up with this theory— it’s really just headcanons— about Harriet, Harry, CJ, and Red’s parentage. Let me know what you think! This is the first time I’ve actually posted something on Tumblr so we’ll see how this goes lol.

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Captain James Hook and Bridget, the Queen of Hearts

Harriet Hook’s mother is the Queen of Hearts. Harriet and her fraternal twin sister, Red (bear with me), were born shortly after the creation of the Isle of the Lost. During this time, James lived in Wonderland with Bridget and helped command her army while she ruled the kingdom, thus avoiding imprisonment on the Isle. James, who grew irritable when away from his ship for too long, often left to visit with his crew and other villainous friends there by permission of Auradon, which sparked jealousy in Bridget, unbeknownst to him.

When Auradon Kingdom informed the Kingdom of Wonderland that the doorway between their worlds would soon be sealed for good, a massive argument ensued between Bridget and James. James yearned for the sea and his old carefree life. He wanted to leave Wonderland and live on the Isle with his crew mates and friends, and he wanted Bridget and the twins to come with him. Bridget was adamant on keeping her throne, however, and she forbid James from setting foot outside of Wonderland. After some time, it became clear that their relationship was over, and Bridget could no longer stand keeping James imprisoned in her territory.

They made a heartfelt agreement that they would part ways, and James left to go live on the Isle, taking Harriet with him. This separation caused the Queen of Hearts to turn extremely bitter, and she never told Red about her sister or father. Because time passes at a slower rate in Wonderland than it does everywhere else, Red aged much more slowly than her sister, so much so that by the time she began to attend Auradon Prep, she was younger than CJ, the youngest of James’s children. Harriet began to age at a normal rate the second she and her father left for the Isle, and that day is often considered to be her birthday despite her having been alive for nearly two years in Auradon-time (she was physically only a few months old though). As a result, she is biologically two years older than her brother, Harry. Try not to think about it too hard.

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Captain James Hook and Sarah Sanderson

Harry and CJ Hook’s mother is Sarah Sanderson. James and Sarah never really had an official relationship, seeing as both quite enjoyed keeping up with their own long lists of love affairs during their time on the Isle. One would say that their blatant disloyalty to each other is what enabled them to get along as well as they did.

It was thought that Sarah maintained a relationship with James not only because he was attractive and a total flirt— not so different from her— but because he reminded her of Billy Butcherson when he was alive, or rather, a version of him from her dreams that boasted a much more unruly personality. Similarly, James found himself drawn to Sarah not just because of her beauty and flirtatiousness, but because she reminded him of Bridget, or rather, a version of her from his dreams where she was still sweet and playful and wasn’t totally blinded by her power.

It should also be mentioned that their relationship lasted a while because without access to magic, Sarah (and her sisters) couldn’t cause James any real harm as that is what usually happened with her unfortunate lovers.

Of the two, James was the better parent. He (mostly meaning his first mate Smee) took sole care of the children since their birth. He was coldest towards Harry yet somehow earned the most admiration from him despite not really warming up to his son until he grew past Peter Pan’s age. Sarah did show a bit of an uncharacteristic affection towards her children when she was with them, but ultimately her loyalty towards her sisters prevailed and she remained rather distant, only visiting with them before full moon rituals (when she didn’t forget, that is). It sounds cold, but she was one of the more caring parents on the Isle, and James was one of the best, personally teaching each of them important skills about survival, fencing, sailing, and literature (Harry never caught on to the reading thing, though, and James didn’t have the patience to make him sit still long enough to teach him).

Winnifred and Mary only knew of Harry’s existence. This is because Sarah is an awful liar and did not do a good job of hiding her pregnancy. Winnie was furious when she discovered this, but because there was no magic on the Isle, she couldn’t do much about it. When the baby turned out to be a boy, she began crafting a plan to get rid of him, but Sarah told this to James in secret and he had his crew steal back the child.

Sarah’s visits with James frequently became more prolonged after that, to the point where her spending months away at a time with him—expecting their daughter— hardly phased her two sisters (they thought unseriously of her and assumed she was off galavanting around with more lovers or searching for potion ingredients). They never found out about CJ and were pleased to see Sarah return not long after the baby was born.

Harry inherited his parents’ flirtatious (and slightly unhinged) nature. He has his father’s dark hair and his mother’s eyes. CJ has her mother’s blonde hair and her father’s eyes. Harry grew up not caring too much about maintaining a relationship with his mother because he felt offended that she always acted colder towards his sister, Harriet. He didn’t think it was fair that she be neglected of attention because she had a different mother— in his eyes, Sarah was Harriet’s mother as well. CJ, however, took a great interest in witchcraft as she got older and began to seek out Sarah’s company more and more with time.

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So, that was pretty much all of it. Hope you enjoyed reading! Ignore the badly edited photo I made, I just needed something relevant😭

[justbeyourself30]

So beautiful

[eroscomet]

Hii! How are you doing?

I saw that you write to Malia Baker and I wanted to make a request. It's basically Malia and fem!Reader going to Disney parks with their friends and just being a cute couple in general. Like, them walking hand in hand and having fun together, just so much fluff. If you can do so I would be extremely grateful 🙂‍↕️

All I need

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Pairing: Malia Baker x Fem!Reader

Context: You go to Disneyland together! (Both parks-ish)

Warnings: None?

Word count: 1.5k+

A/N: Hey...Lovlies.. So, obviously have not been posting. That is however due to my writers block. I wrote snipets of things here and there but this has been sitting for me to finish for a while now. I'm going to be honest, this is not my best work but I did with what I could with this block. I hope that you guys enjoy this, however! I've recently been working on this Hermione fic but i'm not sure if people will interact with that, let me know. I have another Tara story in the works also. I know I need to update chapters and I'm working on that too!

Not proof read

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"Come on, they're the best thing at the park! Other than the Dole Whip but that's for later. I can't believe you've never been." Malia said as she held (Y/N)'s hand, pulling her through the park, which she seemed to know was the back of her hand. It was a stark contrast of (Y/N)'s own experience with the park, having never been.

"Dole Whip? I think I've seen videos about that." (Y/N) said as she mindlessly followed her girlfriend through the crowds of others who were at the park.

"You're going to love it, trust me. Just like you'll like this churro, they're the best I've ever tasted."

"Alright, alright. I'll believe you when I taste it." The two of them finally got to the line, which was a bit lengthy, "Wow, this must be good if this many people are lined up for a simple churro."

A few minutes later, you stood there with a churro in your hand and your eyes widened in surprise after the first bite. "I stand corrected, that line made perfect sense."

"I know right!" Malia replied with a smile as she took a bite from the churro in (Y/N)'s hand, her hand moving slightly to the side so that it was easier for Malia to reach over and take a bite. 

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"Hurry! The group is waiting for us!" Malia practically exclaimed as she led (Y/N) through the crowds of people to get to Tiana's Bayou Adventure.

"I'm trying! I'm trying!" (Y/N) replied with a light-hearted laugh as the two of them shifted through the crowds.

"Finally, I was beginning to think you two would never get here," Joshua said as he was leaning against one of the rails, still a smile displayed on his face.

"Honestly, I thought you two were off making out." Kylie chimed in with a small smirk as she nudged (Y/N)'s shoulder with her own.

"Hey! We have decorum," (Y/N) said as she crossed her arms, that's when Dara spoke up.

"Okay, okay. Enough guys, we have a ride to get on!" She said as she ushered the group through the express lane where the staff quickly allowed them to enter. 

"I'm so excited, I haven't gotten the chance to finally see this ride," Ruby said as she walked next to Kylie through the various lanes, others who were waiting in the regular line sparing the group some glances. A few of them seemed to recognize them but didn't say a word out of respect for their privacy. That, and the group was moving pretty quickly to get on the ride.

"I haven't got the chance to get on any of these rides at all." (Y/N) said as she got a playful smack from Malia who had been recording the entire thing. 

The group reached the ride after a pretty lengthy express line that (Y/N) questioned a lot. She'd ask, "What's the point of this long line if this is the express lane?" The workers allowed the group to get onto the next boat that appeared.

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"Why didn't anyone mention that this was going to get me this wet!" (Y/N) said as they walked out of the ride, half of the group wet from the drop at the end of the ride.All of them had laughed together at her inexperience with the ride.

"We assumed you saw a video once and knew of it," Kylie said as her lips curled into a cringed smile as she scratched the back of her head.

"Nope! You should've seen the look on your face at the drop!" Joshua said as he clutched his stomach while laughing hard, both him and Malia sharing that laugh.

"Come on, you're fine!" Malia said as she tried to calm her laughter, her hand gently placing itself on (Y/N)'s cheek and gently patting it.

"I feel betrayed! All of you got on that ride with a smile as if nothing was going to happen!" (Y/N) said with an accusatory tone, pointing the finger at everyone.

"Hey! I told you at the start that I had no idea what the ride was like." Ruby said as she put her hands up in defense.

"Yeah, but I'm sure you went on Splash Mountain enough times to know they kept the drop," Dara chimed with a smile as she tilted her head to the side.

"Fine, fine. Next time I will personally make sure you know all about the ride before we get on." Malia said as she smiled amusedly after having finally calmed down from her laughter. It had somewhat reassured (Y/N) that her girlfriend would do such a thing for her.

"Alright, what ride should we get on next? I was thinking Indiana Jones?" Morgan asked the group.

"Indiana Jones?" (Y/N) questioned with a head tilt.

"Semi-fast ride has a drop," Malia replied to her girlfriend's curious words. (Y/N)'s mouth opened into a small 'o' shape as she nodded.

"Actually, why don't we introduce (Y/N) to Radiator Springs?" Kylie asked with a mischievous smile.

"Why is she making that face?" (Y/N) asked suspiciously as she looked over at Malia.

"Very fast racing ride. Lots of curves and turns." Malia replied with a nod.

"You race another rider's car," Ruby said with a smile.

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Before (Y/N) knew it, they were in California Adventure and walking around Radiator Springs on the way over to the ride.

"How fast?" (Y/N) asked a bit nervously as she looked over at Malia.

"About forty miles per hour." She replied with a shrug, trying to reassure her.

"Okay…" 

"I promise, you'll be fine. It'll be fun."

Her reassurance allowed (Y/N) to feel a bit calmer about this ride they were about to get on. The group was once again ushered into the express lane and through the long lanes that were empty.

"How about we get on the Incredicoaster next?" Joshua asked with a smile as they walked through the empty lanes.

"We haven't even gotten onto this one." (Y/N) said as she shook her head.

"So? I'm planning ahead." Joshua said proudly with a shrug.

"I kind of wanted to go onto The Little Mermaid," Kylie said budding into their conversation.

"Ooh, I love that ride," Malia said with a smile, her arm was linked with (Y/N)'s as they walked through the lanes.

"You know what's a good one? Guardians of the Galaxy." Morgan said with an excited smile.

"Isn't that the one with the big drop?" Ruby said as she slightly narrowed her eyes in thought to which Morgan nodded.

"Uh-uh. I hate big drops." (Y/N) replied as she shook her head quickly.

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(Y/N) thought the Radiator Springs ride was alright but before she knew it, the group had peer pressured her to get onto Guardians of the Galaxy. When the group had gotten off of the ride, (Y/N)'s legs were wobbly with the adrenaline that pumped through her.

"I told you guys that I hated big drops!" She said as she leaned onto Malia who tried to comfort her girlfriend.

"Okay, okay. How about we take a break?" Malia asked the group who all nodded in agreement.

They had settled to have lunch at Carthay Circle Restaurant since they thought it was a good place to take pictures. For the 'aesthetic', Kylie had put it as. The rest of the day was spent recording the different areas of California Adventure that they visited. Each of their camera rolls was practically bombarded with multiple pictures of everyone enjoying their time. Throughout the day, Malia's hand would squeeze (Y/N) to tell her both that she loved her as well as reassure her.

Finally, it was time for the fireworks when the sun had finally set. The group had agreed that they'd go early so that they had a good view of the castle's show. (Y/N) and Malia had made sure to get Dole Whip before they got to their desired seating area for the show.

"Today was nice." Malia hummed softly as she rested her head onto (Y/N)'s shoulder with a soft smile on her face as she licked her spoonful of Dole Whip.

"Yeah?" (Y/N) replied, her voice softened as she rested her head on top of Malia's as she ate her own Dole Whip.

"Mm-hmm."

(Y/N) didn't reply to Malia's hum, she simply pressed a small kiss to the girl's forehead before putting her head back onto hers. The two girls watched as the music began playing on the speakers and the projection appeared onto the castle. The group watched as the music and projection onto the castle continued.

When the fireworks had gone off Malia had kissed (Y/N), almost as if to seal the moment perfectly into their memories. It's something the two of them knew would forever be special, and thanks to Kylie, that memory was captured in a photo as well as a video that Joshua had been recording. The photo would later be posted onto both (Y/N) and Malia's Instagram to share.

She is truly all (Y/N) needs.

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A/N: Hey, hey! I hope you enjoyed this kind of short fic! Like I mentioned in my A/N at the beginning of this OneShot, i'm working hard on getting things out for you guys and getting rid of this writers block. Thank you all for reading!

[cc-tinslebee]

DISNEY PLEASEEEE WE NEED THEM

ft. the sillies (the presidents of the James Hook/Flynn Rider hater club)

[saturnisaroace]

OH MY GOSH

📸 maliabaker on IG!

[menheim]

The cast of Descendants: The Rise of Red 🤍

via TikTok

[jupiterisaroace]

There are two sides of me

One who wants to dress like this

Then the one that wants to dress like this

(Then there’s the one that wants to live in Hot Topic but we don’t talk about that…)

[minty-leafy]

i would like to suggest these descendants casts/characters and these musical numbers:

joshua colley and "dead girl walking" from heathers

uliana, hook, and morgie and "candy store" from heathers as heather chandler, heather mcnamara, and heather duke respectively (uliana telling morgie to "shut up!" would just be so canonically on point)

peder lindell/morgie and "waving through a window" from dear evan hansen

ruby rose turner/bridget and "popular" from wicked

kylie cantrall and "say my name" from beetlejuice

chloe and red and "girl scout" from beetlejuice as the girl scout and lydia

ella and chloe and "apex predator" from mean girls as janis and cady (or joshua colley and morgan dudley, just feel like they would slay the vocals)

ella and "dead mom" from beetlejuice just because