#they cancel each other braincells

[moonilit]

Rebirth did not give me the Aerith Cloud losers Club that i wanted so im making it myself

[moon-andstardust]

the second image is from this post by @academicblorbo

[unlawfulchaos]

Ice: Honey bun?

Mav: Yes?

Ice, blushing: I meant, would you like one?

Mav: Oh. Yeah, thanks. Sugar?

Ice: Yes?

Mav, also blushing: I was just asking if you want sugar in your coffee.

Ice, flustered: Oh, yes please.

*Both flustered and avoiding eye contact*

Goose, at the table, head in hands: This is painful to watch.

Slider, sighing: I'm embarrassed for them.

[finnautica]

I wanted to bring back my little comics of Arlen and Sean so I've slightly redesigned them.

[cod-dump]

Nik: I'm the smartest person in my relationship

Laswell: You're dating Graves and Price

Laswell: That's not as high of a compliment as you think

[citrine-elephant]

thinking about chris and leon, on their own, being grumpy and miserable

but when they're around each other it's that chaotic kind of friendship where you're up at ungodly hours cackling over the stupidest shit bcuz you're sleep deprived

and then they're yelled at to shut the fuck up cuz other people are trying to sleep-

[happyfirstpri]

bernard: saw this on chirper

Tim: ??? what the hell

Bernard: batman core

Tim: elaborate

Bernard: how else do you think batman gets robins?? HE'S DANISH. dumbass moved to gotham and thinks it still applies.

Tim: calling batman a dumbass is bold... god i love u

Bernard: [insert rows of various heart emojis]

[simon-blog-thing]

Simon: Why?

Lumin: Because yes.

[scattered-stardust]

Big timeloop??? :D

I've talked about this one before, I even made a whole web weave about it, this is very much in progress but have a snippet!

He doesn’t see the bullet racing towards Porsche, but he hears the gunshot and the tension in his muscles makes him move. Makes him position himself in front of Porsche and for a second he thinks that the bullet missed. For a split second where his brain doesn’t catch up to the pain lacing through his body. A split second where determination races through his veins. And then the world explodes.

Just reread this and you're also getting the funniest interaction i wrote for this

Kim kicks his leg and Big falls back into his current loop. “You come to me for what, help? And then you’re not even listening. Are you too busy thinking about Kinn again?” Before he can think he opens his mouth, “Not that brother.” Kim looks like he wants to punch him but doesn’t. “I am not watching you pine after my other brother too! Stop that right now. I won’t help you if you keep that up.” “I’m not pining after him too, I’m only pining after him,” he says because his filter seems to have gotten lost in a previous loop. Maybe it washed away when he died in the sea. Kim sits down on a chair and drags a hand down his face. “You’re serious. How did…? Why would he even…?” “We were trying to stop Tawan from pushing Porsche away.” They sit in silence for a second until they both realize what he said. “Tawan’s alive?” “That’s why I came here!” They both shout at the same time.

I've put this one on hold because i need to figure out more details for this au but I'm planning to get to it one day because this one holds a very special place in my heart

[neg-im]

Kilik and Black Star are used to cuddle with Kid between them. That has some advantages like remaining cold even in the heat of the desert. When Kid is at work and they want to cuddle they just do it and complain about the heat to each other instead of doing something reasonable like turning on the AC.

[idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff]

I keep reblogging this not sorry

I love how Sonic and Shadow are both very smart on their own, but put them together and they are idiots:

[ineffectualdemon]

I love it when two characters are intelligent and capable separately but when they stand next to eachother you can see their braincells rapidly jumping ship

their iq goes into freefall if they are within a certain proximity to eachother

They brains crawl out of their heads and go on vacation if they get too close

They cancel out each others intelligence and they turn into two idiots who only have bad ideas

I luv them

[phoenixcatch7]

Bingqiu is so funny to me like,,, you have sexy man turned into an idea of a tumblr sexyman and uh, some guy that watches instagram reels bc “he could never be a TikTok user”

Asdfghjkl that's exactly what they are. No wonder they're so popular on tumblr XD. Sqq is that one reddit user who swears every week that he's leaving this toxic hole for good and you know you'll find him mere hours later arguing pedantry on some incredibly niche sub reddit.

And he's somehow gay married to a guy who underwent an irl sans verse swap with his evil version. Who is his 'I can fix him' blorbo. His poor little meow meow. Lbh would have an aesthetic tradwife account, you know the ones where there's some scandal about them actually being insanely rich and in some weird marriage? That's him. His recording room that looks like an offshoot of a small cosy traditional cottage is actually a renovated spare room in his palace quarters.

They're that one meme about their braincells cancelling each other out. They're so stupid I love them.

Thanks for the ask :D!

[cod-dump]

Ghost: Soap, can I ask you a question?

Soap: Shoot

Ghost, pulling his gun out: Shoot what?

Soap, deranged from lack of sleep: Uh… the tv?

Ghost: On it

(Later)

Price: What happened to the tv?

Gaz: Ghost and Soap’s braincells canceled each other out

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

[ S T R I F E ! ALPHA VS BETA . ]

BRO: You hit like a bitch. What, you gettin' weak with age, old man?

BRO: Try to keep up.

TG: uh... TG: ...dirk? TG: what the fuck-

@badlydrawn-alphadave

BRO: Well you ain't wrong. Definitely ain't your Dirk, though.

BRO: Not my D either, guessin' you're from a different timeline. Christ, I just can't catch a break can I.

BRO: I'm guessin' this is your first time meetin' an alternate version of your kid? Get used to it, you're gonna see a crap ton of the fucker runnin' around.

BRO: Call me Bro. Nobody really calls me Dirk anymore. Feels fuckin' weird.

[phatcatphergus]

all the people mad at tubbo’s jokes aren’t tubblings, so they don’t understand the extreme amount of homophobia he’s faced throughout his streaming career. they take a recent clip of him saying he hasn’t experienced homophobia in his home town and take it to mean he’s never experienced homophobia ever. when there’s large groups of people on the internet who dedicate entire accounts to doxxing, stalking, outing, and harassing him and all of his previous partners just because he’s an out gay man on the internet. he’s told stories about how the first time he went to america he had people shout slurs at him and his ex, how him and tommy nearly got hatecrimed in brighton in 2021 because they were being slightly affectionate towards each other, how he’s been victim blamed and further harassed for expressing frustration over the homophobia he’s experienced. with everything he’s had to deal with since he was sixteen years old he should be allowed to call fitmc a faggot as much as he wants like that’s literally nothing compared to the years of violent homophobia he’s had to live through.

Based and red pilled

But like why would they ever take four seconds to think about smth like that when it’s so much easier to just ignore it!!! If they use braincells they can’t cancel him for anything 😡