#the sandman memes

[notallsandmen]

[cntrlaltdelete-what]

Hob making tea at any minor inconvenience:

I see this in 99% of fics and I love it

[valiantstarlights]

[morpheusbaby3]

[lichanicksstuff]

This came to me in a dream.

[worbess]

Excuse me sir, your coat is on fire

[moon-andstardust]

Remember that part of the sound of her wings where a guy literally gets run over by a car and fucking dies yet Dream and Death continue their pleasent chat? I don't think we as a fandom utilize its full comedic potential

Picture a scene, Death drags Dream to some fancy ball, and by some miracle, Dream has some semblance of fun:

Death: Thanks for humoring me, little brother, I know you're not big on socializing ^-^

*a man in the background eats a piece of cake and violently starts choking*

Dream: Of course, anything for my big sister

*people surround the choking man in panic. They are trying to help him but to no aveil*

Death: Awww, you're so sweet!

*the man lets out his final breath, someone faints from stress*

Death: oop, looks like my charge is ready! It was fun hanging out with you, bye!

*a young woman collapses on the dead man's chest, sobbing uncontrolably*

Dream: I enjoyed your company as well, fare well, sister :)

[shameless-pug]

wake up babe new Sandman filming pictures just dropped

[a-foggy-maggy]

[beobhcm]

When the Endless say sorry:))))

[notallsandmen]

[nerdygayheretoday]

Credit to @Glorie_ on Xitter. Those were my exact thoughts

[cntrlaltdelete-what]

Dream putting on his helm and retreating to the Dreaming at any minor inconvenience:

[valiantstarlights]

*turns up the brightness as high as it can go* man I can't believe Hob did a strip tease for Dream in 1689

[morpheusbaby3]

Reader: It really sucks to know that you can't sleep...

Morpheus: *walking silently but paying attention*

Reader: I mean... When I have problems I sleep hehe 😌.

Morpheus: That's why you sleep a lot 🙂 (🤭)

Reader: At least I can run away from my problems 😌.

Morpheus: As a good partner, I must say that it's time to face your problems 😌.

Reader: *wakes up at 4:00 am and can't sleep anymore* 😮‍💨.

[lichanicksstuff]

What if there's a club in the sunless lands of Hob's ex partners? And every time his partner of the decade dies and they ask when Hob is going to join them, Death puts on a powerpoint presentation to quickly sum up everything they need to know.