#the nanny quotes

[sessa23]

The Master: Oh poor Doctor, I can't imagine what it feels like to be despised by so many beings

Yaz: Oh come on, don't be so modest

[daddiesdrarryy]

Hermione: Harry, what were you thinking making out with Malfoy in the bathroom?

Pansy: A minute ago you were at each other’s throats, now you’re just at each other? What happened?

Draco: Well, he hit me, then I pushed him. One thing let to another. You know how it is

Harry: Draco looked cute, so I kissed him

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Violet: Colin and Penelope’s wedding will be the wedding of the century!

Anthony: Took about that long for it to happen.

[winter2468]

Terry Pratchett is amazing at writing women, this isn't a new thing to say. But I was having a think about how he wrote women, and tried to think up what common thread there was between his woman characters (especially because with most authors, especially male authors, you tend to be able to tell the author's 'type' by the way they write woman love interests).

At first I couldn't think of anything, because Pterry wrote such a diverse range of personalities, ages, jobs, body types etc.

And then it hit me. The one prevailing thread in all the Pratchett books I've read so far: Pterry's woman characters are just so opinionated. And I love that.

[heart-shaped-roses]

Caro diario (1993) dir. Nanni Moretti

[laun-sina]

C.C. BABCOCK ONCE SAID... ⤷ The Nanny || C.C. Babcock Quotable Quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[America reading Romeo and Juliet for the first time]

America: So why did Juliet kill herself?

Kamala: Because without Romeo, she has no reason to live.

America: Oh, you can tell this play was written by a man.

[cyber-streak-2]

Megatron, about a useless relic: Soundwave, get that hideous thing off my ship, would you?

Soundwave, to Airachnid: Lord Megatron wants you to get off the ship.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Splinter: Raphael, don’t you have anything you wanna say to your brothers?

Raph: Yeah, but then you'd make me apologize for that too.

[military-newsboys]

Slider: Ice and Mav's wedding will be the wedding of the century! Carol: Took about that long for it to happen.

[aeshnacyanea2000]

‘Gytha Ogg, you wouldn’t be a witch if you couldn’t jump to conclusions, right?’ Nanny nodded. ‘Oh, yes.’ There was no shame in it. Sometimes there wasn’t time to do anything else but take a flying leap. Sometimes you had to trust to experience and intuition and general awareness and take a running jump. Nanny herself could clear quite a tall conclusion from a standing start.

-- Terry Pratchett - Maskerade

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Okay, I’m ready for the Ministry party! How do I look?

Harry: Fine, now let’s go, Draco. We’ll be late!

Draco: Fine? I need gorgeous. I’m changing!

Harry: No, I—I meant gorgeous! Draco! I meant gorgeous!

Harry, to Ron: Why—why didn’t I say gorgeous?

Ron: You’ve been with him for a year and you still haven’t learned this, Harry?

[bobbiflekmann]

[uncorrectintamed]

Jiang Yanli: A-Cheng, don't you have something you want to say to A-Xian?

Jiang Cheng: Yeah, but then you'd make me apologize for that too.

[deadboyquotes]

Niko: Edwin and Charles’ wedding will be the wedding of the century!

Crystal: Took about that long for it to happen.

[genderfluid-entity]

aziraphale: "how exactly are we going to be the godfathers to the antichrist, anyway?" crowley: "well, by some miracle, the parents are looking for both a gardener and a nanny." aziraphale: "ooh, how clever, crowley! so, who will be--?" crowley: "you be the gardener, and i'll be your hoe." aziraphale, who doesn't know how pickup lines work or what the other meaning of 'hoe' is: "crowley, you just said they're looking for a nanny, not a garden hoe-"