#crowley tries and fails to use a pickup line on aziraphale

[genderfluid-entity]

aziraphale: "how exactly are we going to be the godfathers to the antichrist, anyway?" crowley: "well, by some miracle, the parents are looking for both a gardener and a nanny." aziraphale: "ooh, how clever, crowley! so, who will be--?" crowley: "you be the gardener, and i'll be your hoe." aziraphale, who doesn't know how pickup lines work or what the other meaning of 'hoe' is: "crowley, you just said they're looking for a nanny, not a garden hoe-"