#the baristas like him

[lawva-girl]

erm chat what is the appropriate reaction when you find out everyone you work with talked shit about you to your manager....

beware the essay in tags

[afterthelambs]

When Joker and Akechi get into a lovers quarrel post-canon, Akechi buys coffee from some chainstore and drinks it in front of him to be petty. So now Joker is suffering because his boyfriend is drinking someone else's coffee, and Akechi is suffering because it tastes like shit

[nelkcats]

Coffee-scented kisses

Tim fell in love with a barista. At first he had wondered if it was simply a mistake, to transfer his love for coffee to the person who produced it, but slowly he realized it was a little more than that.

Danny, the new barista, didn't really criticize him when he ordered 8 coffees a day, as long as he was on shift. He also didn't ask him about his health insurance every time he ordered Death Wish, and even made sure to make small talk every time he delivered his coffee.

It had only been a few days since he was hired but Tim fell in love with his small talk, his care, and of course, his coffee.

Then, when Danny was suspected of working with Two Face he was heartbroken. The boy was probably innocent, but he couldn't get out of his head that nothing in Gotham was simple, everyone kept secrets, including himself. So he made up his mind to stay away from Danny, for his sake.

Danny, for his part, was Harvey Dent's assistant and a part-time barista, he just wanted to distract himself and Harvey was strangely sympathetic after telling him about running away from home. Kind of like a guy you stay with during the vacations, but more permanent.

The halfa started to worry when the cute boy from the cafe stopped coming, maybe he was in danger? Danny couldn't help but worry, but when his coworkers told him Tim was coming in on other shifts he wondered if the boy was avoiding him.

[moonsnqil]

aftg au where bee adopted andrew and later aaron when they were teens. she owns an apple orchard that the twins and occasionally a few of the foxes help run but it's almost harvest season and she needs help prepping everything for the town's fall festivals so she decided to put up a help wanted ad. neil, tired, alone, and running out of options, decides to apply. bee let's him use the renovated barn loft as residence when she learns he's homeless. andrew is wary, his family means everything to him and neil is a flightly little thing that could only bring bad news, but something about neil is familiar. maybe it's how he checks all his exits or how he flinches when people touch him or how he cradles the key bee gave him in his palm like it was a treasure instead of a piece of metal. he asks neil for truths and it's like bleeding a rock but he finds neil is more willing when truth is reciprocated. they spend their days walking down the lines of apple trees, harvesting and talking, and andrew is only a little mesmerized with the way neil's auburn curls blend with the red of the apples and his eyes match the sky like something deliberate, like he was meant to be here. andrew thinks that maybe he doesn't hate how neil looks at him like he's worth something. andrew thinks that maybe he doesn't want to lose this. he's still learning how to accept that not everything is transactional, he doesn't need to make deals to keep people close, hes still figuring out how to want things without the fear of them being snatched away. his mind screams at him to turn away and push any feeling aside but then neil is handing him an apple and smiling and telling him stories he says he's never told anyone else and andrew doesn't think he deserves this but he wants it

[battry-acid]

normal kurt vs image inducer kurt

[sctumsempra]

this is so incredibly self indulgent but. hear me out

[ceratedfish24]

“Scott is manipulative because-“ manipulative is implying a level of effort that is. Not. There. Do you think that poor man has the energy to be manipulative. He is just trying to stay on everyone’s good list. He is just trying not to pick a fight. I don’t understand why you don’t trust his intentions of simply getting through this day without having to raise his sword to one of his friends. I would do the exact same thing. Sometimes you don’t want to fight. Sometimes you just want to let them fight each other. And that’s normal.

“But it’s for the lore-“ Scott’s lore is that he actively rebels against the watchers. Do you think being manipulative to his friends makes the watchers sad. No. They feed on that. Scott’s lore is not being manipulative. Scott’s lore is being angry and tired and over it all and grieving and so earnest it hurts. Scott’s whole thing is honor. He honors his allies and his enemies and his promises and all of his dead friends. I’m not saying he doesn’t have faults, but being “manipulative” is NOT one of them. Scott is kind because he doesn’t see the point in being anything else anymore.

[bebagerie]

a very shaped mr. conlan

[mintypsii]

author x barista cafe au (sanji is competing against himself)

[soullessjack]

(seeing an alternative man with eyeliner and emo hair become a painfully normal buzz-faded diet hipster) who did this to you 🥺

[tillman]

coffee order tierlist.

[crimeronan]

gansey: i remember the second or third time i was there, he gave me a cup of coffee on the house. i didn't know he was trying to smash!! i truly was like, "this is the nicest person there's ever been...."

adam: gansey is the smartest person on earth.

[eatmy-customjorts]

i wonder what he's listening to

[annabelle--cane]

so flummoxing to me that there seems to be a large population of cishet men who sincerely believe that no women are attracted to feminine men. every straight woman I've ever known well enough to have a conversation like this has said her ideal man is a pretty boy fairy prince who she could bite in half.

[awsugar]

i came up with a concept for a frerard fic when i was in highschool back in 2012. i wrote some of it then and posted a chapter or two to mibba 😭 and then later on in college i copy and pasted what i had on mibba into google drive so i would never lose it and anyway the last time i edited the draft was 2017 but this fic has never left my mind!!! and i want to start working on it again. so if anyone is still frerardie rockin in 2024 and wants to be a beta or a cheerleader/someone to bounce ideas off of....hmu

[sctumsempra]

rip severus snape you would’ve loved being a barista at an indie coffee shop