#that's why i watch Bill

[spookyfloof]

This game truly is a gem.

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[paintedcrows]

Holiday Classics

Been thinking about Ford watching the 70s Animated Lord of the Rings Movies... (companion comic to this post!)

[phthalosblues]

POV you read the book of bill and then the 3rd journal and then lost legends and then the great gatsby and rewatched the show twice and are on your third rewatch in the past two months and watched a bajillion animatics and character analysises and actually read fanfic which you never do like ever and you’re starting to feel like you’re running out of content and might need to start drawing more

[sceebybeeby]

someone has to have done this

[helpmeimblorboing]

It’s my headcanon that every time Bill enters a battle in Hell, he loudly announces that, “I am William Seacaster, father of Fabian Aramais Seacaster !! And I have been great !!”

[rockpaperscissuhs]

BAND OF BROTHERS: EPISODE ONE + my favorite closeup shots

[mechieonu]

i know that disney is too big to boycott effectively but that shouldn't translate to "and so we should keep buying their products like normal" but rather "at the very least we should try"

[knots-n-crosses45]

I love them all

dont ask..

[eagleeyethree]

tfw u can't take down his banners bc he starts putting nails in your extremities when you do, so you settle for glaring hatefully at his effigies instead

[future-crab]

Today's mood is: Laura Jane Grace talking about transphobic legislation while Bill Cipher looms behind her.

[Video description: an interview with Laura Jane Grace in 2016. She says, "Most transgender people, they don't want this kind of attention on them; they don't want it to be an issue when they're using the restroom. It's such a stupid thing to have to even fight for - to have to even argue about." A large drawing of Bill Cipher from gravity fall has been graffitied in black sharpie on the yellow wall behind her. In the corner of the video is a white logo reading, "MSNBC originals." End description.]

[doritodemon13]

No way.. ITS THE UGLY CHEESE DORITO‼️

How was my hairspray in your eyes? :P

Well, Yellow, Shooting Star.

I see that you found my account.

If you read one of my first posts…

I'm not a cheese dorito I'm a original dorito!

It's not the same!

[hellaverse-critical-confessions]

So I just watched the new Helluva episode (the Specter Diddlers)

Most of the "fuck" humor just made me roll my eyes at worst, and I could sit through it at best. The focus on Millie was the sole reason I decided to check it out and I loved that she got to be badass and have new lore to her. Her and Blitz had notable chemistry (platonically speaking, though I've seen some people start considering the ship after this). I don't think I could add anything new to the already existing discussion, but I'll just say this:

Ronaldo's existence is... incredibly confusing. What kind of demon is he? How did he get to Earth? Sinner overlords are the ones that can be insanely powerful, see also: Alastor, but even he is confined to Hell. Succubi and some imps (like Barbie) can be registered as working on Earth, but they don't seem to have any special powers outside of seduction in the former's case. Aquatic hellborn demons exist, like Crimson's mafia or Glitz and Glam, but they also don't have powers. Let alone ones this showy. I mean, the one other time we've seen demonic possession was in Truth Seekers (iirc) done by Stolas, who is a Goetia, which this dude also isn't... so what is he and what was he doing up top?

(Though since he was also killed at the end, he had to have been a hellborn, as sinners can only die from angelic weapons...)

[little-birdie-told-me]

i have discovered picmix and i think this is what i do now... anyway, coquette bill cipher

[espadita]

lowkey dont think i can watch horror movies anymore cus almost every time it feels like im watching a mans fantasy of committing brutal sex crimes against women. or just fetishizing brutality against women in general cus why is there always erotic undertones in the way a chick is getting ripped apart.

until i see a horror movie that shows distinctly a man getting violated in the same way then maybe ill reconsider. rip his balls off idk

[teddybeartoji]

something something about the main character of a story not having an official name. only ever getting called by some kind of a "threatening" nickname or maybe even just by something like the mercenary, the hound, the knight - something that supposedly defines them, something that supposedly makes them them. what use is there for any other sort of name for a tool like them, right? you call a hammer a hammer and a knife a knife, don't you?