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Trying to watch porn but a flayed skull keeps screaming the exact date of my death at me and it's really taking me out of the mood

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if I were on a roadtrip and saw a roadside fruit stand with exorbitant pricing I'd go "this is highway strawberry!" but that's never happened so I I haven't said that.

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fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

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gerard on the floor moodboard

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getting a note on a super old post

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📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you are intrinsically evil

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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thoughts on the divine vs the flesh vs the machine?

ideal polycule set up

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I love what we've done with the word "ratatouille." It's kinda like how we fucked up the popular understanding of the word inception, except we borrowed a word from a language we usually copy 1:1 and assigned it a wildly unrelated meaning. Hell with the tomatoes. Steer that man by his hair.

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i should be able to curl up and fall asleep without it giving me back or neck problems

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i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

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has gerard done this cunty little dance during teenagers at any of the other shows or did he just do this in seattle to torture me specifically while I was there to watch it with my own eyes?? because it’s been living in my head rent free ever since. (x)

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every mcr concert i see live-blogged one of my mutuals posts like ‘oh my god they played their song volcano shake em up, which was performed once in the vault of a secret bank in western nevada in 2010 and then recorded on a disk which has been buried for a decade and only now are we getting to hear it again’

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T-shirt that reads I STRUGGLE TO INTERACT WITH OTHERS

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*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

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you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!