#gravity falls roleplay

[oneofthefreaksford]

"My Muse? Where are you?"

One of the Freaks AU Ford, he's a henchmaniac and in a relationship with his Bill, genuinely on his side (here the Henchmaniacs are literally Bill's friends who are also freaks)

He's a major simp and will flirt with any Bill he encounters

He's also confused about the other universe Ford's not loving their Bills (his didn't betray him)

If there's any questions about this AU, ask away :D

Here's how he looks like!

(Magic gloves allow him to have powers :D gifted to him by Bill)

Mod text is purple, Ford speaking is blue, description of what he does is white

no specific DNI's except the usual incest/pedophila/zoophilia/excessive hate etc etc, but I will block if I'm feeling uncomfortable

Ships canon to this AU are BillFord and FiddleStan

go ham in the askbox, he's lonely as fuck /j

[francisparadox]

*Francis just kinda stares at Igo for a second, the purple hue of his glow seems to glow brighter as he backs away an inch or two*

Please don't throw rocks at me..

HEY, FRANCIS!..

REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID...

ABOUT TEA..?

COULD WE..? DO YOU WANT TO...

GO..??

AND HAVE... TEA..?

@interdimensional-glowing-orb

of course, orb. i would love that.

[matchmakerbillcipher]

[throws this like a paper airplane]

And here I was wondering if it was allowed!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! /POS

[the-muses-puppeteer]

*Hides a handful of rubber ducks in Ford’s pocket and waits behind a nesrby bush to see his reaction*

His pockets are kinda like pocket dimensions, or at least much bigger than they should be, so it isn't the alone weight what calls his attention. Something just feels... off. He moved from side to side, trying to identify where that feeling came from

[grunklefordpines]

Can I kiss you, Stanford

You just look kissable

What?—Haha!

I’ll have to decline—

[stanford--pines]

*his eyes never leave Stanford as he kneels next to Bill trying to access how bad the damage is*

He's in pain, regeneration isn't doing anything to help him at the moment you bastard.

... I'm no villain for trying to help my friend. And I'll be honored to help him through his recovery.

"stop conversing with that Bill"

You mean @theburningeyeofdawn this one? But he's my popcorn buddy!! He's... well he's not really harmless but he's cool!

[theauthor-of-the-journals]

Hey baby are you looking for a new muse? wink wink wink blink wink

Am I- no. Heavens no. I am not looking for anything similar to the relationship I had with Bill.

The internet has taught me that we had an extremely toxic relationship and I do not want to deal with that again.

And even if I were to agree, which I’m not, you sent in an anonymous ask which defeats the purpose.

What a minute…

This is Bill isn’t it? I fell for another one of your tricks but this time I caught it.

Very funny but no. I’m not sure who gave you a phone in the theraprism but I think it would be smart for them to take that away from you.

[ask-stan-and-ford]

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, FORD.

A human?

Gay?

[rock-a-bye-billy]

STOP TAKING THE MEDICINE, KID. ALL THOSE GOOD-FOR-NOTHING RED AND BLUE JERKWADS WANT TO DO IS HOLD BACK YOUR TALENTS. YOU CAN SEE THE STARS. YOU'RE READY TO BECOME ONE.

@allseeing-eyeofprovidence

DNOT CALL MOMNY AND DADYD JEWKRADS!!! Yuitorethe jerkwda! Shithead! Shit head shit head! momme knwos whats best for me so i will! !!

[the-triangle-witch]

*He waved goodbye as this variant of Stanford left and hoped he'd visit again soon. He didn't understand much about the man but he was fun to have around and it was nice to have someone to talk with in such a way. Almost as if they where old friends. Bill actually felt a bit lonely after seeing the man fad from view. After looking up to the stars and taking a deep breath of the familiar forest air he floated home to his ghost cats to tell them about the Ford he'd be lucky enough to spend so much time with*

got anything weird you can show us?

"I always got something weird! :D"

[doritodemon13]

What’s it like in the Theraprism?

What can I say…

They forced wanted me to wear some stupid orange suit with my name on it. :(

(Orange isn't even my colour)

They also banned me from the only activity that I enjoyed.

(I only painted me torturing the pines family three times, and the other two were drawings of me killing Stanley)

So, I had to switch to group therapy circle…

Which means I'm sitting in a circle with a bunch of idiots.

(Note to self: get yourself banned from that and go to solo yoga)

That's why I started this Blog

(because the axolotl said it would help)

☝️I'm also doing this in my room when I'm bored

(It helps more than the stupid group therapy circle)

At least I have my stanford plush :)

(The only great thing here beside my blog)

[reverse-falls-stan]

"you ready to try a drink with questionable-unknown side effects and gossip?" :D

"Oh hell yeah! Take a seat, been waitin' for this!"

He guided him to the massive living room, the place was filled with expensive decorations and oddities, the fireplace gave a warm glow that contrasted nicely with the natural cold of the blue

[mysterytwins-anda-triangle]

*walks out of a portal and stares around at the nicknack on the shelves* "at least its not a toy factory."

HEY! Ya just here to look, or are ya gonna buy something?

[pacificanorthwestisthebest]

Oh wow that's....that's nuts Mabel! Wish I had been there to help you and Dr. Pines out with all that. I'm sorry you dealt with all that alone. But congratulations to your uncle and his....girlfriend? As well as Orb and Francis? And yeah butter is next!

*Pacifica had just gotten the cheese grater when she processed Mabel's question, very nearly taking her fingers off as she went bright red in the face*

WHO TOLD YOU- I mean I have no idea what you're talking about. Me and Dipper, on a date? Us? Together? Haven't the foggiest idea of what you're going on about.

*A knock at the door before a voice comes through*

Mabel? You home? I'd gotten the stuff for the thing you wanted to make!

@pacificanorthwestisthebest

(mabel opens the door, and a grin quickly makes it's way omto her face.)

pacifica, hi! come in! oh— and ignore the mess. i waaaas trying to organise since i thought itd be relaxing and stuff buuuut then it got reeeeally boring. so just like, pretend everythjngs all neat and everything! imagination.

anyway! are you ready to make the best cupcakes ever??

[the-triangle-witch]

((mod: a collage of a bunch of my drawings from the blog. I'm having a lot of fun with asks and rping and it means a lot to see how many people like my art. thank you all so much, it really makes me so happy to see people like my silly art and stuff! i look forward to interacting with more gravity falls blogs, it really is a lot of fun! :) thanks again))

[mabel-angelo]

this is a anti-cipher zone !!!! if youre a triangular-trashbag of a jerk-face or side with one, go away!!!! please and thank you, your the worst!

signed with lots of hate,

MABEL