#gravity falls roleplay

[cipherjuice-bioexorist]

(Awnser this ask when you're ready! :3)

*19 hours later...*

*Steve let's out a small groan as his eyes open. He looks around. The room was mostly dark, but their was a triangle shaped night light plugged into a nearby outlet. Wait. This was Beetles room; he could tell, it was more of a mess than his own room.*

*Wait, what? He was home? Ooookay.... something happened. He cleary missed... something. He last remembered... being pulled out of the void. And everything after that was fuzzy.*

*He sits up, reluctantly pulling the blanket off of him. He gasps when he sees his leg. The cracks covered his WHOLE LEG! What the fuck?! After a confused huff, he goes to stand, stumbling a bit. Mostly because he felt like he hasn't walked on them in ages; and God dammit his cracked ass leg wasn't working with him.*

*...And his cane was conveniently placed by the bed. And his... Ankle monitor was gone. Definitely missing something...*

*With help of the cane, he stumbles out of the room, cussing under his breath, going into the living room. He hears faint voices, and crippled or not; he's trying to figure out who the fuck they belong to. Even though he already has a good feeling.*

( @imthebestcharacter618 )

*it was beetle on the phone, having a rather loud back and forth with Bill. It involved the usual hurling of insults to each other. After one last insult, bill had to hang up, starling being heard crying in the background. He claimed he'd call back, which earned a mild eye roll from beetle as he put the phone down*

I swear I- *he turned around, and as he did, he spotted steve. His pupil turned WIDE* YOURE AWAKE!!

[gfthe-fearsome-foursome]

Hey Bill , why is all your jewelry triangular ?

"Hm? Oh, I just like triangles. Plus, it matches the existing vibe of my necklace. Gotta keep the aesthetic consistent, you know?"

[the-muses-puppeteer]

@henchmaniac-ford as the kids would say, 'tis you?'

Mod: I'm so sorry I found this and I just had to

[mabel-angelo]

this is a anti-cipher zone !!!! if youre a triangular-trashbag of a jerk-face or side with one, go away!!!! please and thank you, your the worst!

signed with lots of hate,

MABEL

[ask-stan-and-ford]

hey stanley 😏 *leans on my big stacks of cash*

Are you flirting? You better be in your mid 50’s if you’re trying to fish for an ol’ geezer like me. On a completely unrelated note I’ll be needing those stacks of cash for an unspecified unselfish reason, that I can’t think of on the spot.

[grunklefordpines]

Can I kiss you, Stanford

You just look kissable

What?—Haha!

I’ll have to decline—

[ask-mabelpines]

was flipping through dippers dumb journal and found this page,

grunkle ford crashed out lol

[theauthor-of-the-journals]

Hey baby are you looking for a new muse? wink wink wink blink wink

Am I- no. Heavens no. I am not looking for anything similar to the relationship I had with Bill.

The internet has taught me that we had an extremely toxic relationship and I do not want to deal with that again.

And even if I were to agree, which I’m not, you sent in an anonymous ask which defeats the purpose.

What a minute…

This is Bill isn’t it? I fell for another one of your tricks but this time I caught it.

Very funny but no. I’m not sure who gave you a phone in the theraprism but I think it would be smart for them to take that away from you.

[eatcopper]

I chase him after he take photo and he beg me for mercy

[the-triangle-witch]

((mod: joke meme i wanted to draw xD alt ford variations below))

@thestanfordpines1954 @stanford--pines @henchmaniac-ford @gftimelord @the-muses-puppeteer

[rock-a-bye-billy]

STOP TAKING THE MEDICINE, KID. ALL THOSE GOOD-FOR-NOTHING RED AND BLUE JERKWADS WANT TO DO IS HOLD BACK YOUR TALENTS. YOU CAN SEE THE STARS. YOU'RE READY TO BECOME ONE.

@allseeing-eyeofprovidence

DNOT CALL MOMNY AND DADYD JEWKRADS!!! Yuitorethe jerkwda! Shithead! Shit head shit head! momme knwos whats best for me so i will! !!

[cipherjuice-bioexorist]

*Steve didn't know what time it was when he finally awoke. But he could feel Beetle buzzing against him, so he was definitely still asleep. It was light outside and the clock said it was 7 AM. Yeesh, how long have they been out for?*

*He slips out of the bed, feeling around for his glasses before slipping them on. His leg seems.. painless, for now. He looks behind him at Beetle, smiling softly before leaving the bedroom and quietly shutting the bedroom door.*

*And the state that the apartment heavily alarms him. Especially his room, which was seemingly trashed in a drunken frenzy.*

*He goes to the kitchen, and several bottles littered the counter, and the sink was covered in dirty dishes, some even broken. Holy shit. He could feel incredible guilty for every single shitty thing he's done later, he had some serious cleaning to do.*

*And definitely a much-needed talk with Beetle about alcohol.*

*most of the bottles were the hard stuff, rather... Concerning*

*beetle's office had the major brunt of the damage, with the most liquor bottles and damage of items had been done in there..*

*meanwhile beetle stayed asleep. Jesus he hadn't slept in... a while*

[gfthe-fearsome-foursome]

"Nice to meet you, Asher! And really, don’t worry about it! It's actually kind of flattering that you're this excited to meet me."

*Stanford smiled warmly, waving off Asher's concerns with a relaxed shrug. He wasn’t particularly alarmed by anything unusual about his new acquaintance— well, not that Ford noticed much about others unless he was actively studying them. To him, polydactyly and heterochromia seemed like random quirks he'd encountered before, like a generic genetic lottery.*

*The thought of where this youngster came from, though, did nag at the back of his mind. He looked to be no older than a teenager... so where were his guardians?*

*Stanford shook the thought from his head, standing up straighter, his hands automatically resting behind his back. It was a habit he had long since stopped trying to shake as he didn’t find it all that problematic anymore. It just was, a natural reflex he couldn’t quite explain.*

"I'm Stanford, but feel free to call me Ford. Pleased to make your acquaintance!"

(Please ignore my last ask I was wayyy too excited lol, anyways this is Asher the teenager I was talking about.)

“Hi! I heard that someone had Polydactylism like me I almost couldn’t believe it, I thought I was the only one! Especially with my mix of 6 and 7 fingers.”

"Ah, greetings!"

"Well… this is certainly a surprise! I knew polydactyly wasn’t exactly uncommon, but to encounter someone with a similar trait— that’s… quite remarkable!"

[the-muses-puppeteer]

"Uhhh GreEtings Everyone~! Is it just mE of is the worldxspining"

Mod: Just a little arc to have fun with for the holidays, may be canon may not be. I plan to keep it up for like, 2 or 3 days? I want him either sober or hangover for new years so we'll see

[doritodemon13]

What’s it like in the Theraprism?

What can I say…

They forced wanted me to wear some stupid orange suit with my name on it. :(

(Orange isn't even my colour)

They also banned me from the only activity that I enjoyed.

(I only painted me torturing the pines family three times, and the other two were drawings of me killing Stanley)

So, I had to switch to group therapy circle…

Which means I'm sitting in a circle with a bunch of idiots.

(Note to self: get yourself banned from that and go to solo yoga)

That's why I started this Blog

(because the axolotl said it would help)

☝️I'm also doing this in my room when I'm bored

(It helps more than the stupid group therapy circle)

At least I have my stanford plush :)

(The only great thing here beside my blog)