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"just snap your finders, like this!" *Bill snapped his and a few sweet potatoes popped into existence and feel to the ground*

"y'ello! say, could you drink this and let me know what it taste like?" :D

tastes like some sugary vegetable soup

[the-triangle-witch]

*he wrote down some notes as Stanley spoke* "ah- oh yeah- I am Bill Cipher, Witch of the Woods~!" *he did a bow and threw some sparkles in the air as he introduced himself* "and thank you for testing out my newest potion! you should be able to summon a variety of vegetables though? I wonder why just corn and carrots? Anyway~ the magic side effects should only last a few hours, enjoy your veggies!" :D

"y'ello! say, could you drink this and let me know what it taste like?" :D

tastes like some sugary vegetable soup

[the-triangle-witch]

"really? heh- weird. and with the side effects, what plants can you summon when you snap now? when I drank it I could only summon sweet potatoes!"

"y'ello! say, could you drink this and let me know what it taste like?" :D

tastes like some sugary vegetable soup

[the-triangle-witch]

"that all sounds like really good advice! and talk fashion as much as ya like, I could always use tips for that!"

"y'ello lil' lady! you seem like a style savvy kinda gal, got any tips for a first date? what should I say? what should I wear?"

"Oh my goodness- first date tips? Thank you, and yes, I do have quite alot of tips for a first date! Honestly, from what I've learn't, be casual, and well..be yourself. As long as you respect, and care for that person! And what you should wear? I've got you handled. Something that makes you attractive- something that really shows off your natrual hues. Designer would be the absoul- ugh..sorry. I'm uhm..like, and I rambling too much?"

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[the-triangle-witch]

Any opinions on objects or creations accidentally becoming sentient?

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"haha! give me 2 days to get the brew ready. that work for you?" :D

"hi-ya! got any fun new stuff in stock!" :D

"Welcome back! Yeah, hold on..." he looked for a box, labeled 'Bill's Merchandise DO NOT TOUCH' and started looking inside it "Let me see, I got some classic Shrunk heads, taxidermied Fae, and some deer teeth which I don't get exactly how they're special but Sixer insisted they were— or do ya git anything in mind?"

[the-triangle-witch]

A cat has shown up again and she is purring and rubbing her face against your legs

"if you keep coming back I'm gonna keep you!"

[the-triangle-witch]

"... I mean~ if it where up to me~ I'd probably call you-"

"you always call me your Muse~ but do you have a particular nickname you'd like to be called in return~?"

Oh! Uhm, not anything in particular I can think of.. Do you have anything in mind? The only real nicknames I've had are "sixer" and "Poindexter" Courtesy of Stanley.

[the-triangle-witch]

"don't keep me waiting too long~" *Bill wrapped and arm around Ford's neck and brought him in for one last long kiss, making sure to to let the older man know how much he enjoyed their date* "this was wonderful, thank you again" *Bill touched the pendent of the necklace Ford had given him while admiring the mans face, chuckling at all the smudged kiss marks he'd left. at least his family will know the date when well*

Bill and My lovely Gruncle Ford have been blessed by mine and Dipper's amazing match making skills!

For your date we planned a picnic and stargazing! (Gruncle Ford go forth and share your nerdy star facts, you dork)

I have done the pleasure of packing you a great meal!! But feel free to bring whatever else you guys want, it's your date!

What has been packed? Glad you asked!!

- 2 jugs of Mabel Juice! With an extra ingredient, heat sprinkles ✨

- Peanut butter and bologna sandwiches! (Don't knock it until you try it)

- and for dessert!! I made cupcakes with your faces on it! But I didn't wait for them to cool so the colors all blended together!

@thestanfordpines1954 @the-triangle-witch

[the-triangle-witch]

*being a witch Bill didn't have much interactions with technology besides old radios. even the tv he did have was an old black and white one that he found in the woods* "I've actually haven't seen many movies, maybe I could watch it with you some time?"

Bill and My lovely Gruncle Ford have been blessed by mine and Dipper's amazing match making skills!

For your date we planned a picnic and stargazing! (Gruncle Ford go forth and share your nerdy star facts, you dork)

I have done the pleasure of packing you a great meal!! But feel free to bring whatever else you guys want, it's your date!

What has been packed? Glad you asked!!

- 2 jugs of Mabel Juice! With an extra ingredient, heat sprinkles ✨

- Peanut butter and bologna sandwiches! (Don't knock it until you try it)

- and for dessert!! I made cupcakes with your faces on it! But I didn't wait for them to cool so the colors all blended together!

@thestanfordpines1954 @the-triangle-witch

[the-triangle-witch]

"heehee! what are you saying~ heehee~ I've kissed you who knows how many times already~ your welcome to return the gesture whenever you like!"

Bill and My lovely Gruncle Ford have been blessed by mine and Dipper's amazing match making skills!

For your date we planned a picnic and stargazing! (Gruncle Ford go forth and share your nerdy star facts, you dork)

I have done the pleasure of packing you a great meal!! But feel free to bring whatever else you guys want, it's your date!

What has been packed? Glad you asked!!

- 2 jugs of Mabel Juice! With an extra ingredient, heat sprinkles ✨

- Peanut butter and bologna sandwiches! (Don't knock it until you try it)

- and for dessert!! I made cupcakes with your faces on it! But I didn't wait for them to cool so the colors all blended together!

@thestanfordpines1954 @the-triangle-witch

[the-triangle-witch]

*Bill blushed and nodded eagerly* "I'd like that very much~" *he leaned forward and placed a soft kiss on the man's lips, leaving another mark on his lipstick kiss covered face.*

Bill and My lovely Gruncle Ford have been blessed by mine and Dipper's amazing match making skills!

For your date we planned a picnic and stargazing! (Gruncle Ford go forth and share your nerdy star facts, you dork)

I have done the pleasure of packing you a great meal!! But feel free to bring whatever else you guys want, it's your date!

What has been packed? Glad you asked!!

- 2 jugs of Mabel Juice! With an extra ingredient, heat sprinkles ✨

- Peanut butter and bologna sandwiches! (Don't knock it until you try it)

- and for dessert!! I made cupcakes with your faces on it! But I didn't wait for them to cool so the colors all blended together!

@thestanfordpines1954 @the-triangle-witch

[the-triangle-witch]

"hehe~ I would love that~ so long as you let me bake dessert~" *Bill had to stop himself from continuing on and making a flirty remark about dessert. stop being a thirsty hoe!* "I love the stars too! and romance is also my favorite genre, I have a large collection of romance books, I'll need to show you my library sometime... sooo~ next date~ I take it this one is going well then if your already planning another~?"

Bill and My lovely Gruncle Ford have been blessed by mine and Dipper's amazing match making skills!

For your date we planned a picnic and stargazing! (Gruncle Ford go forth and share your nerdy star facts, you dork)

I have done the pleasure of packing you a great meal!! But feel free to bring whatever else you guys want, it's your date!

What has been packed? Glad you asked!!

- 2 jugs of Mabel Juice! With an extra ingredient, heat sprinkles ✨

- Peanut butter and bologna sandwiches! (Don't knock it until you try it)

- and for dessert!! I made cupcakes with your faces on it! But I didn't wait for them to cool so the colors all blended together!

@thestanfordpines1954 @the-triangle-witch

[the-triangle-witch]

HEEEY! ITS ME, THE ONE THAT ASKED ABT YOUR EYESHADOW!(AMAZING COLOR BTW, YOU RLLY KNOW HOW TO PICK THEM OUT!)

I WAS JUST WONDERING, SINCE YOU'RE A WITCH N' ALL...IS THERE ANY, LIKE, SPELLS TO SUMMON DRAGONS? NOT THE BIG FIRE BREATHING ONES, I MEAN LIKE,, JUST LIL GUYS THAT'RE DOG-SIZED

I NEED TO MAKE AN ARMY SOMEHOW/j

[ @imfineeverythignsfine ]

"aw thanks! and sorry but I don't mess with dragons. those kleptomaniacs will take anything that isn't bolted down! but I can give ya a spell-scroll that can summon teddy-bears!"

[the-triangle-witch]

*Bill took one of the sandwiches Ford had made* "Well when I'm not working in my garden or apothecary I tend to curl up in my library with a book. I've accumulated quiet a collection over the years so there is always something to read. I love spending rainy days with a cup of coffee and my cats in front of my library's fireplace~ ah- sorry I was rambling- what about you?"

Bill and My lovely Gruncle Ford have been blessed by mine and Dipper's amazing match making skills!

For your date we planned a picnic and stargazing! (Gruncle Ford go forth and share your nerdy star facts, you dork)

I have done the pleasure of packing you a great meal!! But feel free to bring whatever else you guys want, it's your date!

What has been packed? Glad you asked!!

- 2 jugs of Mabel Juice! With an extra ingredient, heat sprinkles ✨

- Peanut butter and bologna sandwiches! (Don't knock it until you try it)

- and for dessert!! I made cupcakes with your faces on it! But I didn't wait for them to cool so the colors all blended together!

@thestanfordpines1954 @the-triangle-witch

[the-triangle-witch]

"I'll look forward to it darling~"

Bill and My lovely Gruncle Ford have been blessed by mine and Dipper's amazing match making skills!

For your date we planned a picnic and stargazing! (Gruncle Ford go forth and share your nerdy star facts, you dork)

I have done the pleasure of packing you a great meal!! But feel free to bring whatever else you guys want, it's your date!

What has been packed? Glad you asked!!

- 2 jugs of Mabel Juice! With an extra ingredient, heat sprinkles ✨

- Peanut butter and bologna sandwiches! (Don't knock it until you try it)

- and for dessert!! I made cupcakes with your faces on it! But I didn't wait for them to cool so the colors all blended together!

@thestanfordpines1954 @the-triangle-witch