the-triangle-witch

[the-triangle-witch]

“You’re… a nice Bill, right? I uh… I really, really hate to ask, but mine really fucked me up throughout my teenage hood and I, uh…”

…

“Can I hug you so tight you nearly suffocate and cry so hard you’d think I was ten and not in my thirties?”

-@formerquestionmarkmp

(Slightly ooc for her but I can’t resist the temptation to have her attach herself to another Bill as a trauma response and damn it your Bill is so aesthetic I couldn’t help myself. I’d like to mention this is the twins mom btw)

[the-triangle-witch]

((ooc: some shenanigans from a discord chat i HAD to draw))

@gftimelord @gftimelordstwin

[the-triangle-witch]

*Bill smiled happily as Ford held him tightly. Slowly Bill used his magic to life them off the ground with his broom as if they where weightless. he hovered just a bit to the point where they're feet didn't touch the grass so Ford could get used to the feeling before they take off* "how ya doing back there?" *he said while leaning back into Ford's hold, letting him know he was right here for him*

*a letter with a flower is left on Stanford's windowsill, inside is a note written in a rune cipher*

(Translation so y’all can read this too! To the handsome man who’s captured my heart, Your intellectual mind is like a work of art I dream of your voice calling to me, in a dazzling cavern only we can see Threw the forest where the grass is sweet, On your way to the place I hope we will meet. West of the unicorn runes and behind a wall of vines, I’ll be waiting for you, Mr. Pines.)

*He smiles happily as he reads the letter after decoding it. He places it down and starts to get ready for this cute little impromptu date. He picks out a black turtleneck and some black dress pants, he finds some silver necklaces to wear one that almost matches the necklace he made for Bill on their first date except the stone in the middle was a Ruby. He gets his satchel and looks over and picks up a small gift box, he was thinking of asking him out for a third date and was planning to gift him a present so this totally worked! He puts it in his bag and begins to make his way to the meet up spot.*

[the-triangle-witch]

*Bill giggles and gives Ford a small kiss before positioning the broomstick parallel to the ground, getting on himself and then taking Ford's hand* "Just think of it like riding a bike or- maybe a moped! and hold onto me. I won't let anything happen to you and if you wanna get back on the ground at any time, just tell me and I'll get us down"

*a letter with a flower is left on Stanford's windowsill, inside is a note written in a rune cipher*

(Translation so y’all can read this too! To the handsome man who’s captured my heart, Your intellectual mind is like a work of art I dream of your voice calling to me, in a dazzling cavern only we can see Threw the forest where the grass is sweet, On your way to the place I hope we will meet. West of the unicorn runes and behind a wall of vines, I’ll be waiting for you, Mr. Pines.)

*He smiles happily as he reads the letter after decoding it. He places it down and starts to get ready for this cute little impromptu date. He picks out a black turtleneck and some black dress pants, he finds some silver necklaces to wear one that almost matches the necklace he made for Bill on their first date except the stone in the middle was a Ruby. He gets his satchel and looks over and picks up a small gift box, he was thinking of asking him out for a third date and was planning to gift him a present so this totally worked! He puts it in his bag and begins to make his way to the meet up spot.*

[the-triangle-witch]

*Bill smiled at that and chuckled with him* "heehee~ no complaints from me~ that all sounds wonderful~" *Bill conjured his broomstick out of the air and gave Ford a mischievous look, his other hand still holding Ford's* "I'm happy to walk with you but if you want~ would you like me to fly you home?"

*a letter with a flower is left on Stanford's windowsill, inside is a note written in a rune cipher*

(Translation so y’all can read this too! To the handsome man who’s captured my heart, Your intellectual mind is like a work of art I dream of your voice calling to me, in a dazzling cavern only we can see Threw the forest where the grass is sweet, On your way to the place I hope we will meet. West of the unicorn runes and behind a wall of vines, I’ll be waiting for you, Mr. Pines.)

*He smiles happily as he reads the letter after decoding it. He places it down and starts to get ready for this cute little impromptu date. He picks out a black turtleneck and some black dress pants, he finds some silver necklaces to wear one that almost matches the necklace he made for Bill on their first date except the stone in the middle was a Ruby. He gets his satchel and looks over and picks up a small gift box, he was thinking of asking him out for a third date and was planning to gift him a present so this totally worked! He puts it in his bag and begins to make his way to the meet up spot.*

[the-triangle-witch]

*The two spend time cuddling and talking, enjoying the picnic in the crystal cave. Bill even removed a chunk of crystal from the cave walls and gave it to Ford so the man could study it/use it as a pretty paper weight. Eventually the two made their way hand in hand back to the cave entrance* "I hope your brother doesn't think I kept you too late. I can only imagine what he must think of me after you slept over last time~"

*a letter with a flower is left on Stanford's windowsill, inside is a note written in a rune cipher*

(Translation so y’all can read this too! To the handsome man who’s captured my heart, Your intellectual mind is like a work of art I dream of your voice calling to me, in a dazzling cavern only we can see Threw the forest where the grass is sweet, On your way to the place I hope we will meet. West of the unicorn runes and behind a wall of vines, I’ll be waiting for you, Mr. Pines.)

*He smiles happily as he reads the letter after decoding it. He places it down and starts to get ready for this cute little impromptu date. He picks out a black turtleneck and some black dress pants, he finds some silver necklaces to wear one that almost matches the necklace he made for Bill on their first date except the stone in the middle was a Ruby. He gets his satchel and looks over and picks up a small gift box, he was thinking of asking him out for a third date and was planning to gift him a present so this totally worked! He puts it in his bag and begins to make his way to the meet up spot.*

[the-triangle-witch]

*Bill giggle and kisses Ford's cheek* "heehee~ very well" *Bill also takes one of the heart stickers from the sheet and gently puts it on the back of Ford's hand before kissing it*

*a letter with a flower is left on Stanford's windowsill, inside is a note written in a rune cipher*

(Translation so y’all can read this too! To the handsome man who’s captured my heart, Your intellectual mind is like a work of art I dream of your voice calling to me, in a dazzling cavern only we can see Threw the forest where the grass is sweet, On your way to the place I hope we will meet. West of the unicorn runes and behind a wall of vines, I’ll be waiting for you, Mr. Pines.)

*He smiles happily as he reads the letter after decoding it. He places it down and starts to get ready for this cute little impromptu date. He picks out a black turtleneck and some black dress pants, he finds some silver necklaces to wear one that almost matches the necklace he made for Bill on their first date except the stone in the middle was a Ruby. He gets his satchel and looks over and picks up a small gift box, he was thinking of asking him out for a third date and was planning to gift him a present so this totally worked! He puts it in his bag and begins to make his way to the meet up spot.*

[the-triangle-witch]

*plays "Daddy Why Did You Eat My Fries" in banjo*

…YOIR TIMING COULDNT BE WIRSE, WITCHY!

CAN I HAVEVTHE MOONSHINE THO?

[the-triangle-witch]

"I still don't know who lost this thing- got any song requests?" :D *continues playing banjo*

*plays "Daddy Why Did You Eat My Fries" in banjo*

…YOIR TIMING COULDNT BE WIRSE, WITCHY!

CAN I HAVEVTHE MOONSHINE THO?

[the-triangle-witch]

*Bill gave a teasing pout before smiling again. keeping eye contact with Ford he unclipped his cloak and let is slip to the ground. then slowly lifted one hand to the high collar of his black under shirt and pulled it down to reveal his neck, even turning his head to the one side to reveal more of his neck to Ford* "Are you sure Darling~?" *he would never force him if he was uncomfortable but if it was just shyness then Bill was happy to encourage and tease Ford to try, if Ford wanted to*

*a letter with a flower is left on Stanford's windowsill, inside is a note written in a rune cipher*

(Translation so y’all can read this too! To the handsome man who’s captured my heart, Your intellectual mind is like a work of art I dream of your voice calling to me, in a dazzling cavern only we can see Threw the forest where the grass is sweet, On your way to the place I hope we will meet. West of the unicorn runes and behind a wall of vines, I’ll be waiting for you, Mr. Pines.)

*He smiles happily as he reads the letter after decoding it. He places it down and starts to get ready for this cute little impromptu date. He picks out a black turtleneck and some black dress pants, he finds some silver necklaces to wear one that almost matches the necklace he made for Bill on their first date except the stone in the middle was a Ruby. He gets his satchel and looks over and picks up a small gift box, he was thinking of asking him out for a third date and was planning to gift him a present so this totally worked! He puts it in his bag and begins to make his way to the meet up spot.*

[the-triangle-witch]

*someone approaches you*

Excuse me, sorry for the bother, but by any chance have you seen an old oil lantern around here

I have misplaced mine

*he is quite obviously not human, instead of legs he has a long tail, he is covered in fur, he has one eye and is wearing a tuxedo*

@james-040

((ooc: i misread this and thought it was just lantern oil they wanted xD sorry!))

[the-triangle-witch]

"heehee YOUR kind! and your hair is really soft!"

"y'ello~ I wanted to thank you for helping me before, sorry about your handkerchief. It's not much but I made this as a replacement"

His whole face lit up at the sight, holding the handkerchief with such trembling, delicate hands

"M... my muse..." he manged to choke out, one set of eyes on the gift, another on the witch "This.. this is..."

[the-triangle-witch]

*Bill giggled and leaned down to place a warm soft kiss on the mark as Ford held his turtle-neck collar down* "hee~ so you where proudly showing it off~? oh my~" *he pulls back to look at Ford with a teasing but serious look and smiles sweetly before whispering* "would you like to even the score~?"

*a letter with a flower is left on Stanford's windowsill, inside is a note written in a rune cipher*

(Translation so y’all can read this too! To the handsome man who’s captured my heart, Your intellectual mind is like a work of art I dream of your voice calling to me, in a dazzling cavern only we can see Threw the forest where the grass is sweet, On your way to the place I hope we will meet. West of the unicorn runes and behind a wall of vines, I’ll be waiting for you, Mr. Pines.)

*He smiles happily as he reads the letter after decoding it. He places it down and starts to get ready for this cute little impromptu date. He picks out a black turtleneck and some black dress pants, he finds some silver necklaces to wear one that almost matches the necklace he made for Bill on their first date except the stone in the middle was a Ruby. He gets his satchel and looks over and picks up a small gift box, he was thinking of asking him out for a third date and was planning to gift him a present so this totally worked! He puts it in his bag and begins to make his way to the meet up spot.*

[the-triangle-witch]

"heehee~ your words seem to be doing an amazing job already darling" *Bill wrapped his arms around Ford's neck, hugging the man dearly and kissing the side of his face repeatedly. As Bill's kisses got closer to the man's turtle neck he remembered their last date, and got a playful smirk on his face as he whispered in Ford's ear* "Darling~ how is your neck feeling~? After all I did leave a bit of a mark last time, didn't I~?"

*a letter with a flower is left on Stanford's windowsill, inside is a note written in a rune cipher*

(Translation so y’all can read this too! To the handsome man who’s captured my heart, Your intellectual mind is like a work of art I dream of your voice calling to me, in a dazzling cavern only we can see Threw the forest where the grass is sweet, On your way to the place I hope we will meet. West of the unicorn runes and behind a wall of vines, I’ll be waiting for you, Mr. Pines.)

*He smiles happily as he reads the letter after decoding it. He places it down and starts to get ready for this cute little impromptu date. He picks out a black turtleneck and some black dress pants, he finds some silver necklaces to wear one that almost matches the necklace he made for Bill on their first date except the stone in the middle was a Ruby. He gets his satchel and looks over and picks up a small gift box, he was thinking of asking him out for a third date and was planning to gift him a present so this totally worked! He puts it in his bag and begins to make his way to the meet up spot.*

[the-triangle-witch]

*Bill looked up at Ford, his whole triangle still blushing* "I'm really happy to be with you Ford... I never thought I could be so happy"

*a letter with a flower is left on Stanford's windowsill, inside is a note written in a rune cipher*

(Translation so y’all can read this too! To the handsome man who’s captured my heart, Your intellectual mind is like a work of art I dream of your voice calling to me, in a dazzling cavern only we can see Threw the forest where the grass is sweet, On your way to the place I hope we will meet. West of the unicorn runes and behind a wall of vines, I’ll be waiting for you, Mr. Pines.)

*He smiles happily as he reads the letter after decoding it. He places it down and starts to get ready for this cute little impromptu date. He picks out a black turtleneck and some black dress pants, he finds some silver necklaces to wear one that almost matches the necklace he made for Bill on their first date except the stone in the middle was a Ruby. He gets his satchel and looks over and picks up a small gift box, he was thinking of asking him out for a third date and was planning to gift him a present so this totally worked! He puts it in his bag and begins to make his way to the meet up spot.*

[the-triangle-witch]

*Bill felt embarrassed and looked away ashamed* "r-right s-sorry- I didn't mean- I -I would never- I'm so sorry...." *he mumbled before quickly summoning his broomstick and flying away as fast as possible, once again trying not to cry*

"what's cookin' good-lookin'~?"

”nothing. I eat my nutrient pills, they have everything I need in order to stay healthy. Eating is a waste of time.”

[the-triangle-witch]

*it was wonderful seeing the man light up and smile genuinely when talking about the kids. but at the next part he tensed up as Ford called him out directly, and Bill's entire triangle head blushed a soft pink color* "h-ha- I-I just mean- your a handsome man with a brilliant mind and a caring heart, you can also be a badass when you need to! and anyone would be lucky to have you- t-that's all"

"what's cookin' good-lookin'~?"

”nothing. I eat my nutrient pills, they have everything I need in order to stay healthy. Eating is a waste of time.”