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Gonna celebrate the new chapter by rereading all of HTP and hoping the new chapter is out by the time I'm done🤞🤞🤞
HAVE FUNNN i’ve got some errands and stuff to do today but it’ll prob be posted early this evening, around 6 pm EST 💃
#hels to pay au#HTP ask#that’s what i’m shooting for anyway#but my fam is about to go in a road trip#and i gotta go help pickup the rental car later#at the AIRPORT ⚰️
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I’m going to be so hot this year but more than that I’m going to be so intentional w my time
#I am sooo ready for 2025 like actually#ppl are probably so sick of my hopecore posting but why do you guys not want me to hype myself up#For 2025#like SO much will be happening I literally need to post these affirmations daily to keep it together#I’m going to be sickeningly hopeful this January#January 2024 I was negative asf and that’s what catalyzed a mediocre year#I am sinking my TEETH into 2025#Going to be so type A ab this#<- to clarify I will be positive but not toxic positive like I will also accept setbacks#But I am also going to shoot high this year#Literally nobody cares anyway HAPPY new year .
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Ghost Chirps AU Part 5
Part 1 & 2
Part 3
Part 4
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While “Jason” (i.e. Alfred with an empty jet that Jason will meet up with later in order to “arrive” in Amity) hops a private jet, Red Hood is busy searching the Fenton home from top to bottom.
The local police move slowly, and by the time they arrive Jack and Maddie Fenton are both tied up and disarmed in their living room under heavy guard.
They hadn’t been restrained immediately, Batman talking him into giving them a chance to implicate themselves first.
Hood let him take the lead, but he didn’t even get a chance to ask a question, being cut off at the first indication he might want to talk about their “work.” Less than 60 seconds in, and the pair had outright confessed to violating the meta protection acts - and in tedious detail.
The questioning didn’t suffer any from them being tied up.
Far from the mulish silence or crocodile-tear laden denial of most criminals, they instead doubled down, insisting that nothing they had done was illegal, then jumping to the assumption that they were “possessed” - and boy had it been a nasty surprise when the whole house came alive trying to attack them with a quick verbal command.
Well, trying to attack Hood. And only him, for some reason.
One laser also freed the Fentons, who turned out to have even more weapons built into their suits.
Somehow.��
Despite them being skintight.
That had been a pain, but Red Robin was able to hack the system using one of the couples’ own devices while Hood dodged - and kept the stray fire away from the others - leaving everyone else to recapture the pair. A blessedly simple task once they found out the lasers would splash harmlessly off of their armor (save for a gross film of green goop left wherever they grazed).
They take turns knocking each unconscious to change them in order to properly disarm them - Batman and Nightwing taking Jack first, followed by Orphan and Spoiler dealing with Maddie.
The only non-weapon laden clothing they own turns out to be pajamas.
This is around when the police show up, looking hesitant.
They, too, cite the “Anti-Ecto Acts.”
Oracle had debriefed them on the supposed Acts and “Ghost Investigation Ward” on their short drive over. Both were utterly bogus - the Acts had never even been proposed, let alone been approved as law, and the so-called “GIW” had no ties to the government.
The Fentons had been furious and denied the information intensely when told, but the cops mostly just looked relieved.
Apparently there’d been a lot of property damage by the GIW and Fentons both that had supposedly been dismissed under the Acts as “necessary in the pursuit of ecto-scum.”
For the Fentons, half of this damage was in the form of broken fire hydrants, cracked sidewalks, and totaled cars - they’d never been good drivers, before, the cops disclosed, but they’d become even more negligent since the ghosts began appearing, to the point they had to have a news segment warning when they would be on the road.
The lack of fatalities thus far had been nothing short of a miracle, they claimed.
“Of course there haven’t been any fatalities!” Mrs Fenton defends. “Our work is to protect people from those things, not make more! Officers, listen to reason-” Hood snorts disdainfully -”The Red Hood is clearly a ghost! All our systems targeted him the moment they came online - and they only target ecto-entities. He’s clearly taken these heroes under his sway - why else would they be working with a murderer!? You have to do something before he starts up his killing here in Amity!”
The officers look at him a bit hesitantly, but Batman is unmoved and gives the cover story Hood had outlined back in the alley.
Any concerns the locals have are quickly assuaged.
But for the whole explanation, Jason is trying not to shake even as he falls apart in place.
Their little website called them ghost-hunters, making it pretty clear what “ecto-entities” meant.
Their system supposedly only targets ecto-entities.
The system had only targeted him.
The system only targets ghosts.
Jason had died.
A lot of his family members had died, too, granted.
But Jason was the only one who seemed to come back wrong - anger sticking in his throat and never quite fading, an inclination towards violence even when he wasn’t angry well beyond what he’d ever felt before, and a sea of other emotions (that he would never acknowledge aloud) and triggers for those emotions that he always struggled to make heads or tails of.
He doesn’t have the meta gene. He knows that. He knew that.
He just assumed that the test missed it, because he knows he doesn’t know magic - the All Blades being the only exception - and he couldn’t think of another explanation at the time.
But he came back wrong.
And as he stands there, he wonders if he came back at all, mind on Solomon Grundy.
Wonders if he isn’t just some ghost, wandering around possessing his own corpse.
He jolts, as the thought strikes him: what about Danny?
If he’s a ghost and chirping is a ghost thing then what about his KID!?
Absently, he notes that Bruce has started interrogating the cops on what they meant by “ghost attacks.”
He ignores the discussion, hustling for the door in the kitchen down to the lab.
He slams and locks the door behind him - in Red Robin’s face - as he descends, making a b-line for the computer he’d seen when the Fentons had dragged them all down there to start bragging about their crimes.
The only thing Oracle could get out of the whole building was things that were openly available online; direct connections were impossible.
Opening up the screen, he gets to cracking.
Going for the surface level files first, it turns out he doesn’t even need so much as a password to find what he wants.
One of the video game sub-files has an unrelated file in it: ghost notes.
There are plenty of other notes, of course, but he’d only been skimming to start, looking for anything hidden.
The Fenton parents were too open to bother, of course, with plenty of more obvious files strewn haphazardly across the home screen, but it’s always better to check. That there is a hidden file means it was likely made by either Danny or Jazz.
And it’s a treasure trove.
Sub-files for rogues, allies, conditional allies, and “halfas” were what greeted him.
The last being the only term he didn’t recognize, he clicked.
6 files: Clones, Danny, Dani, Dan, Vlad, and Red Hood.
He clicks his own file.
What greets him is a picture of himself 4 days ago, looking just to the left of the lens in an alley that he distinctly remembers searching for the kid in.
Just below is text.
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??? Name: Red Hood
Species: probably a halfa
Status: Nnnneutral? I think? I know, I know, heads in bags. But Valerie tries to kill me all the time! And we’re allies sometimes! Hood- uh- looked for me? Okay I guess I can’t really judge this yet but please read the first met section before you judge please you guys?
First met: Aug 17, 2005, was in Gotham to bother Batman, stopped to think a bit on some fire escape - decide on the first prank yknow - but then my ghost sense went off. It felt like a halfa so I thought “oh cool, must be Dani” so I chirped, but then Red Hood - who was chasing some guy down an alley at the time - froze and looked around. I dropped visibility and chirped again and yeah, he definitely heard it. Humans can’t so he’s definitely a halfa - no glow so he can’t be a full ghost and it felt nothing like an overshadowing.
Ended up following Hood around the rest of week - forgot to prank Batman, damn - and playing hide-and-seek with the chirps. It was really funny. But he very obviously doesn’t know he’s a halfa. But the guy is, like, scary levels of smart, so I’m sure he’ll figure it out on his own now that the chirp thing made it clear that something is up. Hopefully.
I figure I can go back in winter break - he should have it figured out and let his emotions process enough by then to at least hear me out when I explain the AEA and GIW and everything, then it won’t matter so much if he can, like, track me by voice or something if I talk since we’ll have MAD by then.
Despite his reputation, the people living in his haunt seem to love the guy. I can see why. On top of the whole smart he’s actually really nice to people he’s not shooting in the knees (which only even happened one time in the week I was there? It was actually pretty relaxing - most quiet week I’ve had since the portal opened THANK YOU TUCKER for hacking the portal hatch to be inoperable for a week).
Where was I? Oh yeah, he’s actually surprisingly nice to people? So like, I think he’ll probably hear me out if I go back and be polite? I hope. Hate to leave the guy in the dark and him end up on the GIWs dissection table for “lots and lots of painful experiments.”
Not that those guys could even catch the Box Ghost. But uh, Hood doesn’t seem to have powers either? Or if he does he doesn’t know about them I don’t think - he only used the chirp the whole time I was their - not even to cheat with moving around.
Seriously. That guy's acrobatics could make Freakshow’s contortionist green - er, red??? - with envy. Actually wait, aren’t contortionists and acrobats different things?
SAM NOTE: help^?
Powers:
?
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Jason leans back, breathing deeply.
“Not a full ghost,” “not 'overshadowed'” - a term that sounds likke some kind of cousin to possesision - “definitely a halfa,” “humans can’t hear chirps.”
Halfa.
Half.
Ghost.
Half Ghost.
It should sound absurd - you can’t be half alive and half dead.
But Jason has seen the Lazarus pits, has met Solomon Grundy, has met aliens and bullshit magic and can pull magical swords out of his own damn chest.
Half alive. Half dead.
Hopefully not just a fancy way to say possessing his own corpse.
He doesn’t have time to deal with every file - he’ll “confiscate” one of their USBs with a copy of everything for himself before leaving the rest to Batman & co, of course, minus the halfa files (a small part of him wants to shove his condition in Bruce’s face and demand he kill the clown again even though he knows it’s a futile hope, but the rest - the same part that snapped and denied and refused to say he was a meta less that a day ago now - cannot stomach the thought of even more rejection. Of a Bruce that believes he’s a monster. Of a Bruce that mourns him even while he’s right there. Or at least, more than he already does.) - but while the files copy he take the time to look at Danny’s.
The image has two people, Danny Fenton on one side and a version of the kid in a black hazmat suit with white hair, tanned skin, and painfully familiar green eyes. And floating.
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Human Name: Danny Fenton
Ghost Name: Danny Phantom
Species: Halfa (half-human, half ghost)
~~~
It’s the section after that that makes Jason’s breath catch in his throat.
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Death: The Portal Accident
So like, there was no audio (thank GOD I do not want to hear myself screaming) so. Details: When the portal didn’t work when they plugged it in mom and dad left for fudge, Jazz went to try and talk them into a more realistic career choice than ghosts. Sam and Tucker came over and Sam dared me to climb in and check it out - it was broken anyway so no harm. Except it wasn’t broken, just that my parents put the on button inside. Which I caught myself on when I tripped on a wire.
Anyway, electrocution!
(T - Danny for the love of god be more serious, the cheerful tone is creepy)
(D - Hey! I’m the one who died! Shouldn’t I at least get to write my own epitaph)
(S - …Danny this is not an epitaph. You don’t even HAVE a grave)
(D - wow way to rub it in Sam)
(T - yeah Sam)
(S - ugh! Whatever, just stop with the chatting in official files)
(T - “official”)
(S - Tucker.)
(T - shutting up now)
Electrocution! I got zapped to death, but the ectoplasm from the portal was also opening up on top of me and a lot got bonded to me I guess (S - probably because of the electricity with how you ended up with some of Vortex' powers for a little while) at the same time said electricity was reviving me? - probably getting my heart beating again or something, I was a little busy screaming to pay attention (T - yeah okay we're going to Nasty Burger after this. And playing Doomed) - not that it would’ve mattered without the ghostification preventing me from melting me all the way to death.
Status: Me!
Powers:
Chirps! (ghost echolocation of some kind! humans can't hear em - halfas can, of course, in either form)
Form Change (really Sam? This barely counts)
Human form
Ghost form (no need to breathe)
Flight (last clock speed 210mph) (T - and climbing. Dang dude)
Invisibility (S - don’t forget shareable.) (Shareable. sigh)
Intangibility (Shareable)
Ecto Rays (eyes & hands) (T - and butt) (D - dude! I’m deleting that. Tucker why can't I delete it. TUCKER) (T - bow down in awe of my ksill) (S - ksill) (D - ksill) (T - yeah okay it’s permanent now) (D - aw man!)
Ghost Sense (S - why do we never test your range?) (D - no need? They always make themselves obvious or are being sneaky specifically to annoy me so *shrug*) (S - I still think we should test it)
Power Absorption (that time with Vortex’s weather powers)
Cryokinesis (Wayyyyy to much ice. NOT testing max output on that) (T - yeah frozen city was enough, let’s not cause an ice age. Tech needs some cool but too much is still bad and I just upgraded Patricia)
Ghostly Wail (cone of destruction, very exhausting - always at max output. Not to be used)
GHOST FORM ONLY (but really just never)
Cartoon Body (D - what???) (S - Freakshow literally turned you into a puddle and you just turned back and were fine. I don’t know what else to call that) (D - okay fair. but:)
GHOST FORM ONLY
Physical Enhancement (better strength, speed, stamina, durability, reflexes, balance, etc much better than human) (T - why does this look like dnd knockoff stats haha)
GHOST FORM ONLY (S - obviously mr last place in PE)
Resistances (pretty solid on the overshadowing, avoided being taken in by Ember until targeted, didn’t get turned to stone during the Medusa thing) (S - which was pure luck! Be careful!)
Ecto Electricity (ghost stinger, but I really don’t think this counts Sam. I mean I just. Make my ecto zappy. But it’s still just ecto) (S - so is your ICE and you don’t just call that "just cold ecto") (D - fine, but it feels overly specific) (S - maybe writing it all down will make you stop. Forgetting. POWERS!) (D - come on Sam that was a lucky hit! I was distracted! And it turned out fine!) (S - Fenton…) (D - oop okay doing fire now)
Ecto Fire (made Dash’s shoes melty that one time by make the ecto hot) (T - really needs more testing)
Tech possession (chasing Technus into computers, not very tested)
Ghost form only, i guess?
Overshadowing (control people, copy their voice, invade dreams - the control one erases the person’s memory so they don’t know they were overshadowed just lost time. I hate Walker. SO much) (T - rip Danny’s reputation, you’ll be missed)
Probably ghost form only
Duplication (T - That’s optimistic) (D - I’M WORKING ON IT OKAY!?) (S - pretty sure it just falls under cartoon body until you can actually separate) (D - :( betrayal)
Probably ghost form only
More? (D - ugh I hope not) (T - hey don’t say that, maybe you’ll get a power to make the JL give a crap about Amity) (D - honestly I’m getting pretty close to letting Boxy loose in Gotham) (S - Danny, don’t stoop to their level!) (D - it's only box ghost!) (T - I mean he has a point)
~~~
Jason changes his mind, seeing the commentary, and deletes the entire hidden file from the computer as soon as his copy is made. He can go over everything and bring any important info to Bruce separately, the bat’s can just chew on the parents’ files for now.
Once the original files are thoroughly and irretrievably removed he pockets his shiny new USB, makes a second one with all the official files, and heads back up and out - carelessly brushing past a thoroughly irate Red Robin with a pair of firemen and broken jaws of life. And not a scratch on the door; impressive - just in time to get Oracle’s text that he’s got 2 hours and 16 minutes to be at the location on his HUD so he can “arrive” to Amity.
And a fresh set of civilian clothes will be waiting in the plane, Alfred as reliable as ever.
“Files,” he says, tossing the safe USB to Batman and interrupting his interrogation of the police officer.
He catches it effortlessly of course, but the officer stops paying attention to him to jolt at Hood’s reappearance - even outside of Gotham his reputation is fierce.
“I sent a copy to myself. I’ll review them and give you an overview, but other than that consider this the end of my involvement in this little shitshow,” he says, continuing smoothly to the door. “I’m heading back to Gotham.”
Now, he has a little over two hours before Jason Todd needs to arrive in Amity Park. He only needs to lay hands on a laptop that he can isolate from Babs’ influence and he should be able to review the Halfa files in full before he "lands" - after he figures out just why the kid has a grudge against the JL.
#The defenses only attacked jason because the others are liminal#But not quite liminal enough for the Fenton House to pick up on#He’s the only one who died and had it really *stick* thus why he’s the only halfa#Sure the others died but they were all revived fully#Death left a stain#Not a chain#Jason has one foot in the grave#The others bat’s just have some graveyard dirt smudged on their pants cuffs#I can keep going with the metaphors#lol#Anyway#Their contamination is. Like. not worse than the average person living on the opposite side of the city as the Fentons#(which is a lot compared to everyone else in the whole world#but not much in terms of “will the house shoot me”#Fenton ghost detecting devices aren’t that precise yet)#The “files” aren’t super professional because like. They’re 14.#It’s organized sure but it’s not gonna be scientific paper levels (& they’d feel uncomfy making it too scientific sounding)#There’s powers missing on purpose (not thinking of thing as a power. All 3 forgot about it. Etc)#So why did the JL ignore Amity you ask?#Info blackout#One does not simply ignore the Meta Protection Acts and pretend to be a gov’t agency without taking precautions#Everything out of Amity Park is sanitized as hell. (ha#and doesn’t that just fit the GIW clean-obsession)#“But Mutable!” I hear you cry “What about Undergrowth & Vortex!”#I don’t remember Undergrowth’s radius of effect but I’m saying my AU he was Amity-only and the GIW set up a blockade to intimidate witnesse#Same deal with Pariah town-knapping the place (GIW base was JUST out of the town-knapping radius. Lucky them)#As for Vortex#the storms themselves made it impossible to track anything through normal means#(ie no cams caught Sam & Tucker’s jet taunting Vortex except some people with cells on the street. But wind killed all the audio)#So as far as the world is concerned there was a freak storm and it went away
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merry shootmas to those who celebrate


























#shoot from the hip#Sfth screenshots#christmas#Happy holidays everyone :)#Yes I put Donnie on here specifically#Thank you jingle boys for photos of the christmas boys :D#Anyway it’s past 1am in my Timezone so merry Christmas everyone#tw christmas#2nd last screenshot is from 74#(Not sure which one the one with the tinsel is from)#I need to know the story of those first few photos#Who’s idea was it#What is AJ doing was he wearing that specifically for the photo or was that just his outfit#(I’m not sure what would be a better answer tbh)#I love them#tom mayo#luke manning#sam russell#alexander jeremy#Sorry for the shirtless AJ jumpscare
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I have consumed nothing but SFTH content for nearly a month…and I will continue to consume nothing but SFTH
#sfth#shoot from the hip#how is it that I randomly stumbled upon these guys at the beginning of November and what started as a hyperfixation has transformed#I was a big fan of ‘Who’s Line Is It Anyway?’ and ‘Mischief Movie Night In’ so I knew that I would like another improv group#but good LORDDD#they consume my every thought atm#my vocal stims all derive from SFTH (Mostly ‘Beetroots and Murder’)#I’m making my way through all of the plays now and have made lists#I’m also probably going to get the Patreon once I’ve made a big enough dent in their YouTube stuff#*shaking the bars of my prison and frothing at the mouth* WHAT’S HAPPENING TO MD
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With the context that (we’re assuming) the reason the characters in Escape from the Vault are stuck there is because they’re fan favourites, Tom asking if they’re there because they’re gay is hysterical, because honestly… the answer is kind of yes
#also I know it’s been said a million times but I just want to say how much I appreciate the boys being so supportive#like having Snakehips be canonically queer#and André Beetroot too#and Fullsetto#(we already knew that but I don’t want to leave it out)#(I guess we already knew that André was queer too#after the podcast#but I still wanted to bring it up)#I don’t know what my point is really#I’m just really grateful#anyway going back to the point of the post#I know other people have pointed that out too#but I felt the need to make a post about it#so here you go#honestly these tags have been a mess#I’m fucking exhausted#shoot from the hip#sfth#sfth dnd#sfth patreon#Escape from the Vault
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I think Tumblr might be giving me a skewed impression of what ‘In Blood and Stars’ is about.
@actingwithportals this image is your fault. Thank you.
#the latest chapter was phenomenal#I promise this isn’t what it looks like.#they’re pillow fighting y’all#the top Isabeau image is of course a game screenshot#is this the best or the worst thing I’ve ever drawn? either way I simultaneously put too much and not enough effort into it.#forgive me I am not skilled at drawing anatomy#in stars and time#isat fic#isat siffrin#isat loop#isat isabeau#sifloop#<- am I tagging the ship? I’m tagging the ship.#of course loop has to have the most soulful eyes imaginable here#I actually don’t know if they’d be wearing their outfit in this scene but I decided to draw it anyway#not drawing the cloak though#madbard art#edit: shoot I forgot the sash thingies. oh well.
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the recording academy heard drake drag kendrick for winning grammys and said give him five more
#i’m glad these awards are on sundays because i’m not there to witness people yell about who won what#i’ll tell you though it’s the funniest fucking thing that not like us won 5#including record of the year#‘kendrick just opened his mouth someone go hand him a grammy right now’ bet#also beyoncé won aoty FINALLy#should’ve won abt 5 albums ago but i rest my case#the way they snubbed her in 2022 (??) with renaissance was crazy#I AIN’T FORGET#anyway#now the last stop for not like us is the super bowl#if this man manages to get that whole stadium (and me at home) to yell ‘A MINORRRRRRR’ he’s officially untouchable#like get the fuck out#drake better get the lawsuit ready#or just strap a rocket to his chest and shoot himself into the sun#not like it makes any difference LMAOOOO#music#kendrick lamar#grammys
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sometimes I make a post and then have to save it to drafts so I can gauge if it’s too shallow/flippant for me to share with the general public.
#I love sharing all my true thoughts akskkskdjd#but a lot of my true thoughts are shallow! and flippant! and mean!#I have one on a former crush that I’m just ‘does this need to be said Maria DOES IT’#it probably doesn’t#as you can imagine this quality is both a strength and a huge liability in my work as a high school teacher#this is how my students tracked down my former college crush#because I accidentally gave them too much information because I simply love telling funny personal stories#wlldkkkekekekekkekekeke#(don’t worry nothing happened except the kids being like ‘Miss K. you have to shoot your shot!!!!!!!!’#the thing is. I HAD FORGOTTEN HIS LAST NAME#which is why I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE#but their little stalker minds triangulated the information available to them#and they found him#ugh it is for real such a flying too close to the sun trait of mine#because there is literally nothing I love more on this earth than making a lofty profound point and then immediately illustrating it#with something kind of mundane and ridiculous from the pantry closet of things that have happened to me#so I was SPEAKING ON LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT#and suddenly we were talking about Tyler from Italian 101#<<<<> SEE I DID IT AGAIN#but the personal details are what make it both fun and funny#anyway I’m just rambling#but sometimes I am like ‘there are too many strangers reading this blog you HAVE to get it together’
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The way that Tom looks at them heals something in me that I didn’t know was so broken. Or something, idk.
#I’m convinced he’s the sweetest man alive#Like#look at his lil face#!!!!!!!!!??????#To clearly have so much love and joy and admiration and humour in one’s gaze-#tom mayo#shoot from the hip#also just the way that people describe him and what I’ve heard of peoples experiences meeting him#Makes me wanna sob /pos#anyway#I’ve had a really busy and difficult week (it’s probably been more than a week let’s be real) and idk#These guys make all that better#And Tom like he just 😭 you can see the genuine love and care radiating from him#Like obviously all of sfth are amazing and wonderful people too#But like#you know what I mean#anyway :)#Tom :)#In that last one Luke chose him to marry when they were all asked “snog marry kill” during a qna#His whole face lit up#Like 😭😭😭#friends who you can say you’d marry!?!!!!??#😭😭👍#I’m so normal#I wanna meet them all so bad#Sfth screenshots
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What do u even do after living through a situation you truly thought you might’ve died in
#yesterday was fun except for that it rlly wasn’t#don’t get stuck in a building w someone with a gun is what I’m saying ig#anyways#vent#tw shooting
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Look I know it’s fun to act like Johnny’s just a hater but the truth is that he’s the only one who seems to even realize that Diego *is* lowkey evil. The way it’s framed in the Scary Monsters arc sort of makes it seem like he’s exaggerating about Diego’s behavior, but as the part goes on Diego keeps proving his worst predictions right over and over again. He cheats and backstabs people all the time. Yet for some reason ppl act like Johnny is crazy for not trusting him? like im sorry but if I saw my ex situationship eating rocks and murdering people left and right via negligence I also wouldn’t want to touch him with a thirty nine and half foot pole
#like I fear the audience has now also fallen for the brando charisma 😭#this doesn’t qualify as DieJoni really but I’m tagging it anyway#Diego brando#Johnny joestar#diejo#diejoni#dinotusk#the more I did analyses of p7 the more I realized Diego is like actually a total bastard. he’s a great character and I love him but#he is a bastard nonetheless.#lowkey I think it’s bc of gyro lol. gyro’s like ‘oh Johnny you’re so silly. stop exaggerating’#meanwhile diego is eating a bear outside the window and asking Johnny if they can be bunk buddies again. so ofc johnnys like ‘wtf no’#but everybody acts like he’s nuts for that 😭#steel ball run#sbr#Diego could literally maul someone to death and Johnny would say ‘that was pretty fucked up diego’#and people would be like ‘what the hell johnny. he’s just a little guy. stop being so mean!’#guys I’m sorry sandman magenta wekapipo and hot pants are dying in the street. Diego indirectly took out half the supporting cast 😭#don’t get me wrong I really like Diego (I wouldn’t post so much about him if I didn’t) but the way Johnny is framed#as a bad guy just because he doesn’t let shit slide 🫣 I see u mr joestar u r seen#no wait it’s definitely gyro lmfao. Johnny: ‘gyro if Diego attacks us I’m gonna shoot to kill’#gyro: ‘what the hell Johnny. you’re so fucked up for that. get a grip. we’re just gonna break all his bones okay??’#LEIK?!!!
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People are like “Mordetwi this” and “Mordetwi that” when Eeyore x Twilight Sparkle is RIGHT THERE




#/j btw#i was watching MAD skits and i remembered this existed jfhfhf#damn ya’ll remember that show?#obviously no hate on mordetwi i just thought it was funny#no but why is it lowkey cute tho#she makes eeyore happy ok that’s saying something#also can we talk about one of the jokes in that skit?#eeyore: you gotta believe me. There are donkeys with hats who i’m guessing speak spanish….#(not) twilight sparkle: i’m a unicorn who shoots rainbows what part of that am i not gonna believe?#MAD#crackship#shitpost#this isn’t meant to be part of the mordetwi thing either#is mordetwi even still a thing or is it old now?#eh i’m gonna post it anyway#please don’t take this seriously
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Pick something for me to write

Ignore the blacked out thing, that’s someone else’s document
#some description:#I have no fucking clue what untitled document is#it could be ANYTHING#Marius angst is me going ‘buddy grew up in a war zone and doesn’t trust his immortality. let’s play with. also perhaps an eating disorder?’#One Bullet (WIP title) is#okay so#the plot of the fic: Pre immortality Jonny-he just shot his father#his dad is dead#he’s just kinda. sitting there. with a dead dad.#he thought it would be harder??? though t it might take longer???? it’s just occuring to him that this is permanent and might change his#life/ probably for the better tbh. his dad sucked. but still#and so there’s this one video#that’s just one eyed jacks#from like- a live show or smth#and after Jonny finishes the little speech his dad gives him but before he gets to one eyed jacks again#Jonny is sorta like acting out the bit- and he’s all sad. and he starts to turn the gun onto himself but then suddenly panics and points it#towards the audience#and I only noticed this after a comment pointed it out#and then my writer brain got ticking#so the plan there is Jonny is sad- about to shoot himself- Dr Carmilla walks in and is like ‘how about no.’#I might rewrite that one entirely (I don’t like how I’m writing Jonny’s thoughts about his dad rn)#and I have no idea where I’m going with the Marius fic- I’m just making it up as I’m going along#wow that’s more tags than I intended.#the mechs band#the mechanisms#the mechs fanfic#tw sui implied#okay anyways. this post is just me advertising the super cringe fail angst im writing and might even post if I finish#so like. idk. if you want to see these if I finish them tell me? I plan to write something about Brian too#welp. have a nice day :D
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i wish that there were actually as many DID specialists as it seems like there are.
so many of these therapists are out here just trying to pad their resume, then when they actually have someone with DID in the chair, they try to fake it til they make it. which they never do.
how am i supposed to get better, when the people who claim they can help are lying about it?
#flux vents#system vent#did vent#x p2#did stuff#did rant#dissociative identity disorder#cw medical gaslighting#they have done so much irreparable harm to our system#but what other choice do we have but to try again and again and again#boy i’ll tell you if we weren’t insane before we damn sure are now#that’s the definition of insanity isn’t it?#doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results?#anyways#i get it medical professionals are people#can i be treated like one too for once?#instead of as a fabled legend they think they’ll never encounter?#‘oh yeah i’m a professional dragon hunter’ they say#meanwhile what they mean is they managed to shoot a rabbit once#p2 speaks#did community#did system#system stuff#cdd community#cdd system#therapy problems#dissociative disorder#did problems
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I really need to stop going into the general 911 tag bc some of y’all are so stupid and that’s ok but you’re also really mean and I’d like you to please keep it away from me (I have blocked so many people already)
#911 abc#anti bucktommy#<- in case anyone wondered what I was talking about#and also so they don’t see this#is there an anti tag for straight eddie diaz truthers too?#bc that was what really inspired this post#venting#tw vent#like the man who had panic attacks bc he imagined a woman (that he was dating) coparenting his child??? that man??? is straight???????#the man who said ‘it’s just that Christopher loves you so much I just thought that maybe [eventually I would too]’#that man??????????#heterosexual?????????#you’re joking right????#the man who said relationships (with women) are like sinking into molten chocolate and yeah it’ll eventually suffocate you but it’s familiar#that man??????#sorry I’m more mad about this than I thought#like sure it might never be canon but you cannot look me in the eye and understand eddie even a little bit and say he isn’t queer coded#like he is frankly the most queer coded character in that show (apart from hen who has been an out married lesbian for the whole show)#his whole breakdown???#gay#the shooting arc???????#the will?????????#but no yeah he’s like so clearly the straightest man ever and those who think he’s queer are delusional totally 100% right of course#anyways#if you’re a streddie truther please block me and also maybe rewatch the show and also what are you even doing???#no hate to y’all but we are watching different shows and I don’t think it would be productive to interact lmao
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