#that’s my boss man
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If you’re not following James on Instagram you’re missing out on some of the most wholesome content I’ve ever seen in my life
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Name a man who loves his team more. The way he takes the time to communicate and connect with everyone is so 🥹
#I am obsessed with his lack of social media skills#bro is so proper#taking his time to read every comment#and the cookies?!???! that’s so cute#the way he’s constantly including and thanking everyone#I adore him your honor#that’s my boss man#f1#formula one#williams racing#williams f1#formula 1#mercedes amg f1#Mercedes f1#f1 memes#James Vowles#jvf1#Logan sargeant#ls2#aa23#Alex albon#grid dad#instagram
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price would be strangely possessive over his assistant.
referring to her as things that really aren’t work appropriate at all. “swee’eart,” “dolly,” “sugar.” once, a “baby” slipped through his teeth, but he was switching the subject before she could really catch on.
it’s hard to pinpoint exactly when it was he started tacking “my” in front of his pet names. “my angel,” “my love.”
even when she wasn’t in the room — it was impossible to know he was talking about a colleague with the way he spoke about her. “my woman’s always on my case abou’ shit like that — cholesterol levels, sugar intake. fuckin’ bullshit, but i do it to make ‘er happy.” or “can’t stay long, lads — got my lady waitin’ on me.”
in the summer months, her skirts get a bit shorter and her tops a bit tighter. he doesn’t blame her, the AC is shit and the heat can be suffocating. what does bother him, though, is the way his men ogle her as they stroll past her desk. how they’re coming up with excuses to visit her throughout the day.
it’s an easy enough fix. “why don’t ye come work in my office for the day, lovey?” he’s already collecting her paperwork. “keep an old man company, would ye? i’ve got a nice little fan too, keep ye nice an’ cool.”
though the job came with benefits, perhaps more than an assistant should be getting, price didn’t think it was enough. when her phone started to slow and the screen cracked, he left a new one on her desk. didn’t bother mentioning it came out of his paycheque. if she complains about her outfit — all my good clothes are in the wash — he’ll take her shopping, doesn’t let her worry about the totals. and, hey, if they end up at a lingerie shop, no one has to know, right? he’s just being a good boss. it’s only crossing a few boundaries when he gets her to model it for him in the fitting rooms. when she disappears behind the curtain, john adjusts himself in his slacks — it’s a natural reaction. on that note, it would make too much of a fuss if he were to correct the worker when she asks if his wife needs any help.
when day turns to night and she’s refusing price’s suggestion of hitting another shop, he pulls into a nearby restaurant, insists on treating her to a glass of wine to end the night. finding out she’s a lightweight is a pleasant discovery — two glasses in and her skin is warm to the touch, she’s giggling and hanging onto his every word. he likes her like this, he decides — but it’s not safe to leave her alone. no, she should stay with him tonight. another few sips and she’s agreeing, changing into one of her new lingerie sets and falling into john’s bed, dozing off with his hand splayed over her tummy, beard tickling the back of her neck.
it’s been too long since he’s had a woman in his life. his wires have gotten a bit crossed. you can’t blame him, can you?
edit! here’s more <3
#save me old man…. save me….#price ⋆₊˚⊹♡#my writing *ੈ✩‧₊˚#call of duty#john price x reader#john price x y/n#john price x you#cod#cod mwii#cod x reader#call of duty x reader#boss!price
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#honkai star rail#aventurine#ever makes art#gotta love his boss form. finger claws AND thigh highs. yahoo#in my two weeks since returning to hsr i have now accrued 110 pulls for peacock man. please pray for my rolls
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FIZZAROLLI in THE FULL MOON
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#i giffed every frame this man was on screen but some didn’t look good#i have it bad for this silly little guy#helluva boss#fizzarolli#helluva boss fizzarolli#my gifs#helluva boss spoilers#I’M SORRY I FORGOR TO TAG SPOILERS#hall of fame#cc
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While I do find it funny that henchmen in Gotham probably warn each other about the Red Hood because he's a bat who will actually kill you. I think it would be better if Jason was actually seen as some sort of savior or idol to like 90% of the goons scattered around Gotham. Doesn't matter who they work for, they all know Jason, former crime-lord that took over majority of Gotham's underground in one night.
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Jason, years after the events of UTRH, now fighting crime alongside the batfam, except every goon he runs into immediately recognizes him, stops fighting, and starts begging.
the first time it happens, Jason assumes they're begging for their lives only to hear them begging for him to return to the crime lord business so they can work for him and not Gotham's current money-stingy, abusive rogues (Black Mask lol)
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Jason showing up to patrol as backup for Dick in an overrun warehouse full of Two-Face's henchmen and as Jason's about to interfere, one of the men stops dead in their tracks and stares really hard at Jason until:
Goon: Oh my God, boss, is that you?
Jason, pulling out his guns, about to shoot:
Goon: Mr. Hood, sir???
Jason, halfway about to pull the trigger: Wait a min–Jeremy? Oh wow, it's been ages! How's the wife?
Goon (Jeremy): Oh my God it IS you, holy shit where have you BEEN? Me and the guys miss you, man!
Dick, with a knife at his throat: What is happening right now
Jason: Ahh, well, crime-lording just wasn't fitting in on the daily schedule. Tryna turn over a new leaf and all that
Goon (Jeremy): Aw, that's disappointing. We really liked working for you, right guys?
[Chorus of enthusiastic "YEAHS" from the rest of the henchmen (even the one holding Dick at knifepoint)]
Goon (Jeremy): Well, anyways, I can't beat you up knowing you're my old boss! You gave us the best health benefits! We'll just let you take the evidence and leave.
Jason: Aw, thanks guys :)
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And that's why 95% percent of Jason's missions in Gotham end in success. Not because he's willing to kill people or because rogues are terrified of him, but because 90% of the rogues' henchmen once worked for Jason and fuckin love him lol.
#jason: are you sure your boss wont be mad?#jeremy: he's only mad like 50% of the time im sure we'll be fine#jeremy: also we hate working for him.#jason todd absolutely treats his employees well u cant convince me otherwise#dick after the mission: the HELL was that??#jason fondly: just my goon children. im so proud of them for moving onto weapons trade instead of drug dealing :)#dick: that man was older than you. pretty sure most of them were older than BRUCE#jason: dont disrespect my family like that.#dick: Jason IM your family. i was literally held at knifepoint during your little reunion and you did NOTHING#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#batfam#batfamily#batkids#batbros#dc comics#incorrect quotes#headcanon#crack#fanatical posting
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troupe master grimm ✨🎪
#hk#hollow knight#grimm#troupe master grimm#idfk how to tag this man#my art#saltandvinegart#digital art#salty final boss#1k
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Constantine is noping this situation, you can't make hi-..ah fucking damn it
John was already paled when Kronos got revived, but seeing the eyes scalding blinding Fear of God staring into your very soul and judgment every inch power that was in that godlinng babe was enough for him to started drinking his emergency booze.
He is not dealing with Greek Gods bullshits, especially if that what he puzzling in the pieces together Then Kronos's story was becoming twisted all together. Nope, he isn't. Batman can bribe him all he wants. He is fucking leaving now!!
Fucking with THAT right there especially with the contract he still owed Kronos for, he rather suffered the complete obliteration of his soul being torn to shreds once he dies then have that god find him. He is escaping of here before She even noticed that he is Here with her ol time relic still in his pocket.
Before he can even get one step in the portal ready, he already felt his chest tightening as if his entire chest was being squeezed like a kid's teething toy.
Fucking dammit, he should've left right when Kronos was still having that psychic backlash, he knew he should've trusted his gut, fucking time Goddess and her all knowing of when and where.
Part 6 << >> Offical Quiz that Decision the Fate of this continuing fic >>> Fic Released
#dpxdc#dc x dp#danny phantom#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp prompt#dcxdp#danny is the ghost king#de aged danny#then come john constantine#john doesn't want to go near the baby god#especially seeing that infinite Crown on that baby's head#yeah fuck thaat#that the Final Secret boss of all Gods and deities#he escaping before he get noticed#he not caring for any bribes batman#he running for his very soul man#but nope#kronos been noticed you're there Constantine#you can't hide from time#female kronos#female clockwork#kronos is like and Where do you think you're going?!?#comments feed me and my inspiration to continue the story more
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"The last thing you hear is… 'I don’t want to go back!'"
#Baldur's gate 3#BG3#bg3 highrollers#highrollers#dnd#my gifs#karlach#lae'zel#Shadowheart#Karlach and shadowheart showing the duality of man#I'm begging people to watch the two-shot I love them all so much#Girl boss Gatekeep Girl Gallagher#Baldur's gate 3 highrollers#Bg3 highrollers spoilers#shadows of athkatla
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dr simptio anyways isnt aventurines boss form wife material
#AUGHHHH its so SO PEAK HES SO GENDER#what right does this man have to go into everyones lives and snatch their gender#omg imagine a boss form for topaz tho PLEASE FATHER HOYO I'D DO ANYTHING INCLUDING SELLING MY KIDNEY FOR THAT#also the triple fua dps team is genuinely so fun ik i could replace clara with rm/ting but WHO CARES ABOUT META#aventurine#aventio#aventurine honkai star rail#hsr#hsr fanart#honkai star rail#star rail#penacony#hsr penacony#dr ratio#ratiorine#hsr topaz#hsr aventurine
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What if they were friends 🥹
#imagine an au- where everything's the same but alan surprisingly has a good relationship with his coworkers#how fuck up that would be? just imagine alan asking carver a favor and carver's all like “oh yeah sure- i owe you one last time” and stu di#my dear hatchet man#mdhm game#my art#mdhm fanart#alan orion#mdhm carver#mdhm stitches#this au probs also has their Boss acting like a tired father keeping his adopted(?) kids behave and have them hang out from time to time-#yeah i fucking love the base of this-
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James today! ☺️
— Vigneron Gaetan via Twitter
#happy despite the horrors#that’s my boss man#smiley :)#French speaking James enjoyers click the link#f1#formula 1#formula one#james vowles#jvf1#mercedes amg f1#mercedes f1#williams f1#williams racing#bahrain testing#f1 testing week#f1 testing#f1 2024#canal+#twitter
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I desperately need more mentor uncle figures and mentor brother figures in DPxDC to fill the interesting relationship dynamic gap that father figures stories can't always fill are u picking up what I'm putting down. Hell, just a regular friendship relationship with absolutely 0 familial dynamic.
#the amount of fun relationships that could happen but dont bc everyone wants their boss to be their father figure is fine but saddens me#i plan to write a bunch more non father figure prompts in the near future but MAN OH MAN do yall KNOW#so to the 15 replies of “make the change you wanna see in the world” people: Im doing that alrighty yall im doing my bestttt#just how fun a brother like tim drake mentorship or a auntlike wonder woman relationship with Jazz to be????#the possibilities are endless!!!!#or just make them friends??? idk why there’s genuinely so little friendship fics with Bruce and Danny#bones speaks#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny phantom#I forgot to add this but additionally no romantic relationship ones! none of these are bad but it could be fun to flex other#writing muscles yk? try some fun platonic relationship dynamics out
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I'M LOSING MY MIND
#cyrus pokemon#team galactic#galactic boss cyrus#I've been projecting my everything onto this man for the past 9 or so years of my life#Turns out he's just like that#teraleak#pokemon
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A travesty
#someone get this man a cocktail and some sunglasses#he can't be a corporate boss at this age#alan becker#my art
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Checking up on his commission
#hate this guy. spoilers under tag cutoff#i fear i may have cooked with the tags. slash jay.#I've always imagined him with Particulars but I keep forgetting to draw them til like now#he speaks in lowercase to me. for reasons#I wanna know more about this untrustworthy bisexual but I also kinda wanna attack him every time he shows up#cant wait for the inevitable boss fight#fun fact: according to the dictionary 'nebulae' can refer to a clouded spot on the cornea that can cause defective vision#a limbus is 'the junction of the cornea and sclera in the eye'#so I think I speak for us all when I say WHAT THE FUCK MAN#what the hell was he on abt with Dante falling from the sky. and by sheep does he mean June 985 or?#if anyone wants to theorise on my post I'm all for it#limbus company#dante lcb#demian lcb#⏰🐍#unfortunately proud of that caption btw he really is just wanting his comm#HM WAIT BACK AGAIN#is the way the San was on about with leading the fallen nebulae home what causes J985?#as in - it is not people dying but them returning to their rightful place outside the City#with Purgatorio being the war 📘[i think] mentioned#is the doomsday Dante's head leading to the war? it typically refers to humanity's self destruction#or any globlal catastrophe#oh ok with PM is being sneaky again the Wiki page says it was inaugurated in June and guess when the MDE is#but generally things like nuclear war - AI and climate change are the main factors contributing to it#and we've already faced AI in the prev games via Angie so presumably one of the others will be the main force behind Dante's midnight#i personally like the nuclear angle given how Dante's head is already a clock#*BOMB. THEIR HEAD IS A BOMB THAT CAN BLOW UP#please do not write tags at night this was a bad idea
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My brain, choosing violence:
hey, don't think about how Emmrich watched Manfred die the same way his parents did, a large structure falling on them
and for a moment Emmrich regresses to the age he was when it happened, a scared helpless and lost little boy
That, right there, is little Emmrich, being brought right back to the worst moment of his life as a child, just look at that body language the devs chose for him in this moment.
Me, to my brain: hey can you maybe chill, Satan
(I know we don't know for certain if he actually witnessed the building collapse, but wouldn't it be fucked up if he did)
#and yet he still manages to gather himself enough (with Rook's support) to save the day like a boss (and potentially get his son back)#but like... OOF#dragon age spoilers#emmrich volkarin#dragon age#dragon age 4#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#da4#DAtV#veilguard#WHY IS MY BRAIN SO BRUTAL OUT OF NOWHERE WTF GIVE THIS MAN A HUG#if someone wants to write an angst fic about that I'd love to see it ok#dragon age 4 spoilers
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