#that shit is going to burn otherwise

[pennyplainknits]

Ok this is a totally normal sauted broccoli recipe except for the fact that it calls for "1/2 clove of garlic, crushed" and like.

Who the hell calls for half a clove of garlic??

What are you supposed to do with the OTHER HALF? Tenderly wrap it in tinfoil and save it for later?? Like what the hell?

Are we in some kind of global garlic shortage. I know cost of living etc etc but I think we can push the boat out for a whole clove of garlic.

[tenitchyfingers]

I have found this just now and have actively been losing my mind over this like one of those Loki fans in the early 2010s like

his FACE. He knows something we don’t and he’s TRYING to not say anything.

“I know that there’s been a lot of effort to establish that Stu is still alive in the last movie”

“They’re shooting Scream right now and I’m not in Scream right now. Right now I’m not in Scream, right now I’m in San Diego” (this video was posted in February but it’s sure that it was shot during SDCC 2022 which means he was talking about Scream VI, not anything in the future and him repeating he’s not in Scream RIGHT NOW doesn’t exclude he’ll be in Scream sometime in the future)

So, me, once again:

[timeisacephalopod]

The pushback to the term "cultural Christianity" from atheists is real odd to me because, as someone who has been an atheist since 13, only ever went to church a handful of times never with my own family (made a note never to sleep over at that friends house on a Saturday again bc I HATED church it smelled like shit, was boring, pews are uncomfortable as fuck, and the religious people I knew were all wildly misogynistic and I've never been here for being told I was less of a person for being Born Like This), and generally had no actual connection to Christianity in a meaningful way but still only knows Christian mythology, has been steeped in Christian values I had to untangle, and my religious understandings are still deeply Christian.

Like Ive never paid attention to the bible, church, Jesus, Christian teachings, or whatever but if you asked me about any religion the one I'll reliably know the most about is Christianity. I don't know why atheists are offended by being called culturally Christian because they have bad blood with the religion because like sorry bruh that doesn't mean you're less indoctrinated by Christian values if the culture you grew up in is predominantly Christian. In fact I'd say that religion being this ubiquitous in the culture regardless of anyone's consent to exactly ONE religion being shoved down our throats is reason to team up with other religious folks who ALSO don't like being constantly evangelized to by the culture at large, not a reason to throw a fit because you don't like being tied to a religion that is so ingrained into the culture that shit like "oh my god" and "Jesus Christ" are common expressions of surprise regardless of how atheist you are. Like surely I'm not the only atheist to notice the shocking amount of cultural religious shit that works it's way into my life and speech despite having not set foot in a church since I was like 10, and I can't remember the last time I was in one before that.

Idk man cultural Christianity seems like a pretty damn useful term to describe my relationship with a religion I never fully bought into and then actively rejected as a child yet still hold weird connections to and knowledge of just because Christianity is so baked into the culture I grew up in like it or not. If you want to be mad, be mad at the Christians who stole your freedom from religion from you, not usually religious minorities who discuss cultural Christianity and how it damages them too.

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

god its 1am i cannot be doing this

[solradguy]

I can tell there's been an influx of Twitter users to here recently because more people have been pointlessly aggressive in reblog tags from my blog than usual.

[exopelagic]

okay I severely misjudged spaghetti guy he’s actually just really cool

[cherry-bomb-ships]

IM SORRY. RANT INCOMING BUT

THAT'S THE QUOTE FROM RANGO WHEN RATTLESNAKE JAKE IS ACTIVELY KILLING BEANS AND IN CONTEXT IT'S NOT ROMANTIC IN THE SLIGHTEST.

AND THIS IS TAGGED SHIP????? 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂

[graciousdragon]

*walks in, covered in ash and emanating smoke, like a Looney Tunes character after surviving an explosion* hey guys i'm back

[radlegowaffle]

love bluh bluh bluh

[ialwaysknewyouwerepunk]

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[80sgaytrashgoblin]

10D Chuuya fistfight with god for the request thingy?

I did a version with Corruption because I have no self control.

[burning-fcols]

✩ ˙ ˖ ᴇᴠᴇ ˖ ˙ ✩

(( Lucifer didn't sleep with or have a romantic entanglement with Eve— if I write with an Eve, this is free to change thanks to interactions/development. But where his ❛ default ❜ is concerned, right now ( since nothing has been Stated about Eve yet, aside from offering the apple ) Lucifer fell in love with Lilith and became involved with her. Being intimate in the garden after their relationship blossomed into a romantic one. Whereas Eve became a close friend, and as such— Lucifer wanted to offer her the opportunity for MORE than what Heaven had designed. ))

(( When mocking Adam, he was bluffing and saying what he thought would get a rise out of the other. Especially considering what happened with Lilith and Adam's inferiority complex. He couldn't NOT fuck with him once it came to mind. ))

[psychangels]

i can't fucking stand it here i am going to go insane

[gu6chan]

i normally don't like getting involved with proship/antiship discourse but i gotta admit one of the funniest things ive seen is a drakengard RP blog with "proship DNI" in their bio like what series do you think this is

[egregiousderp]

I’ve trimmed my own hair since twelve because of this. Not for…trans reasons, but because my grandparents were concerned growing hair out long and unmanageable (read: visibly mixed) would get talk. So my brother’s was always cut very short, and mine was cut and styled without my consent.

If you present female they charge you extra anyway, at most styling joints, so, honestly, it’s kind of nice to be able to do yourself if you can’t find a place that treats you nicely and the style you want isn’t complicated past being able to be kept nice and long.

One thing I find hair places never seem to know how to do though, is curly hair. (I’ve got that 3c hair myself.)

So, for any nice trans girls who need to hear this or who would also like to have the hair of Brian May or Rapunzel, you trim curls when they’re dry and in accordance with the shape you want.

If you try to make them even while wet, they always dry funny and then everything looks wonky because the curls don’t necessarily curl evenly in all sides. Some have more spring. (Especially if you side sleep.)

If you pull something towards the middle to trim the center will be short and the sides will be long. It’ll look like a little parabola. Even curls don’t really save you from that.

Bangs in straight hair you trim wet and measure using your eyebrows as a level most of the time. (Unless you’re Spock. I imagine he uses a ruler.)

If you do it yourself, the funny bit will always be trimming the back of your hair. But once you get the hang of it, it’s usually pretty easy and you just keep up with it when you notice bits that are dry, have those funky individual knots, or the shape is going wrong. Two mirrors works better than pulling the hair around over the shoulder.

You do want to do a bit of trimming if you get dead or dry ends snipped off because splits can travel upwards. (This unfortunately means I’ve gone from waist length hair to just past the shoulders, but that’s also because it’s being better oiled and that can make the curls tighter.) Usually places cut well above this so you have hydrated hair for sure and an even cut. But if you’re not about having a clean line, you can usually get away with trimming to the point where either doesn’t feel dryer than the rest of the hair and then oiling the ends so the splits don't travel upwards. That’s usually what I do. And doing it myself helps me feel…less controlled.

If you don’t do daily washes (which you shouldn’t. I’m a hypocrite.) a comb through helps distribute scalp oil down the shaft of the hair, protecting it so you can grow it longer and keep it sealed and protected.

Oils and conditioners are good and smell good but also protect hair for growth. Yes, you want them. Yes, even if the shampoo says it’s moisturizing.

Biotin is the classic vitamin supplement people recommend for hair nails and skin, but it shouldn’t be taken on an empty stomach or it can hurt. (In my case, it’s also growing back in white. Just food for thought if that bothers you.)

You're all doing amazing and look great.

i'm putting flowers in your hair as we speak.

And I’m handing you my pocket knife because you’re going to need that for the wheels of every rolling chair ever in your life oh my GOD.

Happy Growing!

but like genuinely some people do actually get fucking weird about it and genuinely do seem mad about it. sucks to be you asshole but actually I've had enough people trying to control my hair in wy life so I'm going to grow it as long as i want AND talk about the annoying bits about it.

it's like a trans girl was saying a while ago like "if you even joke about cutting my hair off I'm going to kill you". i stopped going to the hairdresser because i was scared it was going to get cut because I'd grown up with school and family trying to control my hair so fuck off actually.

[enbyboiwonder]

Actually I don't remember if I ever beat Dark Alliance or not. I know I didn't playing on my own, and definitely not with my sister. I got at least as far as the displacer beasts, but no idea if that was solo, with my sister, or both. But my dad and my sister got to the final boss once, and I know I took a stab at it when they were having trouble, but I don't remember who ended up beating them. In fact, all I actually remember of it is that we used that save file to start the next game with the endgame sword…