#that doesnt have hp

[anarratorofnogreatskill]

The correct unit of measure for HP in D&D is "peasants".

[http-wolfstar]

Chilly day ❄️

[cubbihue]

“He knows Timmy will come around eventually. It's only a matter of waiting for his clock to run out. And HP is very patient.” Hey uh.. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN HIS CLOCK TO RUN OUT is he waiting for Timmy to become a full fairy (Pixie?) and when that happens Timmy forgets about being a human entirely?

Sometimes Timmy wonders why he has grudges against certain fairies. Some of them, he can understand- like his dislike of Dr. Rip Studwell. But other ones, like with Cupid, it's a bit of a blur.

He must've been a very very vindictive 10 year old! Ah, well! Timmy's learned that he has to pick and choose his own battles wisely.

And uh. Fighting with the man who decides his paycheck and vacation days is not a battle worth choosing. Talk about a hostile work environment!!

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[littleliterarylesbian]

'people just gave lily's personality to regulus!' 'no! it's severus' personality they gave regulus!' personally, i think you should kill yours-

[daddiesdrarryy]

Regulus, holding baby Harry: Look, James, he has your eyes

James: I sure hope not, I kinda need those

[all-too-unwell-13]

one thing about me is if a fic includes dorlene, i'll read it

[diangelosdays]

them!!

[yumeurl]

ive been reading the screenplays for the later hp movies and wtf

the last one makes me 😭😭why would u say that tommyyy

[unforth]

😔

I can't even tell you how excited she was when she bought this sweater

and now it's in the garbage.

Hey J. K. Rowling? Fuck you.

[socksandbuttons]

i just

i just waNT STICKERS

[sneppu]

Hello! Welcome to The Sneep Zone

You may call me Nagi

Main blog: @nagoo

first and foremost: fuck jkr. i do not endorse her. i do not agree with her. we dont do that weird shit here.

we do different weird shit instead (bask in the decadence of The Sneep)

This sideblog is for me to post all my Snape art and Snape related ramblings! I am addicted to snape fics, and have found myself needing to make fanart for some of my favorite writers. such things will be posted here!

Severus Snape is my favorite guy!

I am known to refer to him as: Sneep, Snorp, Sneb, The Sneberous Sneb, The Snebulous One, He Who Sneeps In The Dark, SneepSnorp, Mother, Sneppu, El Sneepo, Snorpo, Snib, The Best One, The Only One That Matters, The Community Boyfriend, etc.

rest assured, I am talking about Severus Snape every single time

I ship him with everyone! yes, even [insert character].

I truly and genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, do not care even a little bit about The Grievances u may have about my ships or my sneeps.

in my ideal world, everyone would love and cherish Sneep. I tend to focus on marauder's era Snape

not to be rude, but i kind of only care about Snape really. the slytherins are cool and chill too, but i mostly care about how they interact with and potentially fall in love with The Sneep. the marauders are rat bastards and i ship them with Snape in a "grovel eternally for the scraps of his affection" kind of way. I am not sorry.

dont expect nothing serious from me unless im waxing poetic about Snape or heavily projecting my own Tragic Past onto him tbh, i am just here to draw Snape and shitpost about my favorite little guy.

i dont care that he's mean.

he shouldve been meaner, actually.

he's better than me and he's probably better than you too, because i wouldve absolutely lost it big boy style.

[rewritingcanon]

polly, karl and yann the type to rock up to the scorbus wedding unannounced and uninvited not for support but just to gossip about everyone there 😭 yann the type to say “theyre getting married too young! nineteen, hmm. if i didnt know better id think there was some sort of scandal hmmmm 🤔” meanwhile polly is judging the shit out of everyones outfits especially scorpius and albus’ (hard because they look fabulous, she just wants to be mean) and karl is there because free food and alcohol the quality of which he knows he’ll never taste again (he probably gets too wasted and tries to kiss yann). meanwhile rose on her knees to albus trying to do damage control. she swears she swearsssss she didnt invite them, she didnt know they would come (she absolutely did).

[eldrbraus]

i find quite ironic that most if not all of the lilia cards have lots of hp because hes very old and has lived a long life but very low power because hes losing his magic

except his general card. it has lots of power, as he was on the most powerful point in his life, and not that high hp, as he wasnt that old back then

great storytelling device but it fucking sucks that most lilia cards are useless in terms of power rip

[shrimpalbuspotter]

I love you Gender Queer he/they Albus Potter. Goodnight Gender Queer he/they Albus Potter.

[rainn-dropz]

Guess which ship has my attention lately

if enemies why cute together 😖?

[puppyeared]

who up seeing their disorder in a fictional character but feel like its not their place to put a name on it