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[incorrectbatfam]

If Shark Tank existed in the DC universe

Jason: Good evening, sharks. My name is Jason Todd, but don't let the fact that my father is on the panel dissuade the rest of you from investing. I am here with my partner in more ways than one, Roy Harper.

Bruce: More ways in one? What—

Jason: Have you ever hung out with your family and thought to yourself, "Damn, we have a really bad habit of dying. What can we do?" Well, look no further, because our product will revolutionize the entire concept of parenting. We call it Responsibility™.

Roy: *walks out holding Lian*

Jason: As my partner is modeling for you, Responsibility will not only keep your child alive, but it will also ensure that your child grows up to be a well-adjusted member of society.

Roy: *spins around*

Jason: Our child safety technology combines your classic Adult Supervision with our state-of-the-art Age-Appropriate Activity instincts. Allow us to demonstrate.

Jason: Roy, is patrolling the city at night in spandex an appropriate activity for an eight-year-old? Without Responsibility™, you might say something like...

Roy: Of course! And while we're at it, let's get this small child a lethal weapon.

Jason: But when you use Responsibility™, you get this.

Roy: Absolutely not. That is reckless endangerment. Let's watch a movie instead.

Ollie, to Bruce: He's taking a dig at you.

Kate: So what do you want from us?

Jason: We propose a $100,000 investment to jumpstart our manufacturing facility. We have a vision of every single family having Responsibility™ by the end of this decade. In return, we will give you a 10% share of the company.

Ollie: Have you patented this?

Roy: We have the main Responsibility™ product patented as of last year and our Dad Reflex™ add-on is currently pending.

Ted: As you might know, kids take a lot of risks, especially in their teenage years. I know as a mentor to a teenager myself. How do you account for this?

Jason: Excellent question. Responsibility™ is a versatile product that evolves with time. For older kids, you receive the additional Conversation™ feature that aids in communicating expectations at a higher level.

Roy: While nothing is guaranteed in life, Responsibility™ is the best safeguard on the market.

Kate, taking notes: And what's your current customer acquisition cost?

Jason: We don't have an exact figure, but right now it's around fifty cents.

Kate: And your profit margin?

Jason: We sell Responsibility™ for ten dollars each and our profit margin is seven dollars.

Bruce: This is too conceptual for Wayne Enterprises. I'm out.

Jason: It's alright, we figured this product wasn't for you.

Ollie: Queen Industries is out too. We don't see it worth the investment.

Roy: Understandable. You have a track record to maintain.

Ted: I see the growth potential in this product. I'm going to offer you $100,000 for research and development at Kord Industries in exchange for 25% equity.

Kate: I'll do you one better. $150,000 for 30% equity and an office at Kane Industries.

Ollie: You guys can't be serious.

Ted: You're missing out. I know revolutionary technology when I see it. I'll raise you $180,000 plus Hollywood product placements.

Kate: $200,000 for 20% equity, an entire floor of Kane Tower, and a Super Bowl ad.

Jason: Sold to the childless lesbian! Looks like we have a deal.

Roy, handing her a bag: Here, take a free one as a token of our appreciation.

Kate, looking at Bruce: Thank you! I know just the person to give this to.

[sandflakedraws]

WAHOOO here's my piece for the @sing-it-togetherzine, which you can find a free gumroad download link for right here~! 138 pages of troll goodness for your enjoyment :DDD

the theme was 'relationships' and i wanted to try and include as many details between these characters as i could :

Branch, as the man that everyone can rally behind.

Poppy as the first one to notice Branch's struggle and offer him help.

Likewise, the first person Poppy thinks to call on is her sister :3

Then it's Viva calling out to her long time co-runner Clay, and Bruce jumping in for him too.

Clay's addition also introduces a 🎉new strategy🎉! The characters start alternating sides for pulling the rope.

And Floyd joining in changes the strategy again, to something a bit more... mischievous, shall we say.

One crucial aspect is that Floyd runs his idea by Branch (the man in charge) before going for it.

Hickory, for his part, doesn't pull his punches for the group. There's no ~tricking~ them by faking an early loss, it's all gotta be genuine.

And of course, Hickory's undoing is his tender heart.

In the back, Dickory and John banter over which side they want to win.

Just the fact that John is letting go of the reins here, allowing the group to lead themselves, is very Big for him.

Dickory's suspicion of what Floyd has planned (warranted).

John's sitting out because he's got a cast on his arm, but it's been "signed" by various stickers from the group (yellow star from viva, pink heart from poppy, green lightning bolt from clay, etc etc etc). and of course

flickory (cause my city now)

in conclusion can u tell i love the interplay of this cast a lot

original zine format under the cut:

[ydotome]

Adrian Fahrenheit Ţepeş “Alucard”- Castlevania: Nocturne S2 - Episode 1

[khaopybara]

❝Just a word to let me know when to stop.❞

FIRST KANAPHAN as KANT PATTANAWAT and KHAOTUNG THANAWAT as BISON episode 3 & 8 of THE HEART KILLERS

[nonetoon]

More Clown Curse featuring a fun new friend 🎪

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[khaopybara]

❝It's time for a new goal. I want to live for you now.❞

FIRST KANAPHAN as KANT PATTANAWAT and KHAOTUNG THANAWAT as BISON episode 8 of THE HEART KILLERS

[phoenix-art-official]

You uh...ever make any more regressed stan?????

Not that I'm addicted or anything....

first of all, thank you all so much, i'm beyond touched by the reception of my comics

second. the next installment of this au was written by @plain-common-ordinary-firg and its a fic called Boats and Birds on AO3 (user colubrine). i will link said installment in the reblogs so this post can appear in tags

third, this isnt the last part of this comic. theres one more after <3

now...

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[golvio]

There often are no “warning signs” you can universally apply to all cases of abuse to avoid ever being hurt again. It’s sad and scary to think about how easily you can be manipulated no matter how “smart” or “careful” you are, but the sooner we ditch that particular bit of ego-protecting magical thinking that’s holding us back, the sooner we can ditch low-key victim blaming for “not spotting the OMG TOTALLY OBVIOUS warning signs 😏” and instead move towards actually constructive ways to support and protect the victims and each other whenever bad news breaks about a widely beloved creator.

[climbingthefloors]

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

[thankstothe]

folk hero really

[ydotome]

Holidays with Pokémon - 【公式】PokéMinutos

[anistarrose]

[ID: an Owl House fan comic. Luz points at the new portal door, standing on the human side. She asks Vee: "Are you sure you don't wanna go on an adventure or two?"

Vee, sheepish: "Nah, I prefer adventures that are —"

Vee, with a more collected and mischievous expression: "A bit more controllable."

Cut to Vee with her hands on a table, grinning deviously. She declares: "Finally, as you reach the end of the forbidden mine — an ominous figure awaits you."

She shapeshifts into a purple-skinned humanoid, with a torso on a spider body. Her form has spider eyes and fangs, ripped muscles, and a flowing cape. Vee declares: "It's Nindrol the evil man-spider!"

Last panel cuts to Masha and Vee's other camp friends, sitting on the other end of the table with Nindrol's shadow looming over them. With an awed expression, one says: "Best. Campaign. Ever!"

Another friend says: "I roll not to soil myself." Masha says nothing, just smiling at Vee with their chin in their hand. End ID.]

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[valdotpng]

an accomplice turned victim his apology, long overdue