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Literally every neurodivergent person when somebody mentions their interest.
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Been a really long time since I've watched Daredevil but I do remember coming away from it feeling like it presented a pretty compelling internally-consistent moral justification for the vigilante thing. You're not planet-crackingly powerful, it's just that you can hear, in detail, every awful thing your neighbors are doing to each other, every night that they're doing it. You can't not know and you can't pretend not to know and when the kid tells you the next day that he just fell down the stairs you can't fall back on the provided ambiguity to absolve yourself of your responsibility to act. Semi-relatedly, you're really really good at martial arts. Start the clock
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we've heard of ming fan taking psych damage from having a crush on binghe but I propose ming fan having a crush on tlj, awfully awkward for both of them
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don't worry folks tumblr can't die until we're done with supernatural
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#i am of the firm opinion that he’d love it actually (@everytimewetouch-dot-mp3)
No cbt (cock and ball torture) for Bingge until he finishes his cbt (cognitive behavioral therapy).
How would cock and ball torture (cbt) help Bingge exactly

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Everyone on DS9 familiar with Cardassian culture: hey PSA that TOUCHING SHOULDERS and ARGUING ABOUT LITERATURE are classic Cardassian flirting techniques?
Julian Bashir:

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cant stop thinking about how good jon snow was at loan negotiation. i think him vs master of coin littlefinger is the final showdown in the books
He should’ve gotten a quant internship at the iron bank instead of taking the black. I’m sure he’d’ve found a way to be a fantasy protagonist tasked with saving the world through that job too.
#they let him bring the wolf because ghost is very polite and also good at loan negotiation#asoiaf#<- prev
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things i say about my cat (goose) that could also be said by a wizard about their ooze familiar
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Reading articles about MrBeast's dominance of YouTube is fucking bizarre because, from my perspective, the dude isn't even on YouTube. I've never watched one of his videos. YouTube has, to the best of my knowledge, never recommended one of his videos to me. Every thumbnail screenshot of his looks like something you could tell me was a photoshopped parody of YouTube culture, and I'd believe you. No one I follow on YouTube ever mentions him, even negatively or in passing. The first time I ever heard his name was in regards to the quality of his ghost kitchens. The only way I know he isn't a mass, shared hallucination is that I've witnessed the thoroughly mid-looking chocolate bars he sells at Walmart for some reason
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It is my firm belief that there is no character in the world that cannot be improved by a couple piercings and some eyeliner. Not a single one
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”average streaming service has all the shows” factoid is acutaly just a statistical error. average streaming service has 0 shows. Poob, which has over 10,000 for you, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted.
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