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I look you dead in the eye and take your face in the palms of my hands and tell you: in every lifetime I will find you and I will make every single choice the exact same way over and over again so that we can die in each other’s arms. And then I will try again. (we are lab partners. btw)

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Scum Villain fandom will be bones and ash and I'll still be here quoting the sacred texts like I've found something new and exciting in it

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and that bottom's name is luo binghe

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All Books 50% Off!

All our books are on sale from now until Jan 1st! Due to weirdness with the migration to Draft to Digital, only two of our books are in the End of Year Smashwords Book Sale, but they're also there from today until Jan 1st! If you're looking for spicy vampire romance or equally spicy dragon/fae shenanigans, check out Binding a Page or Once Cursed, Twice Shy.

Binding a Page: Chris is a small-town high school drop-out from West Virginia, still trying to find his feet in the deadly currents of vampire high society after being turned into one of their Rulers by accident. Gabe is a disgraced Page, stripped of his bond and left starving and alone in Chris's guest bed by a man who wishes neither of them well. An unlikely match, nonetheless Chris and Gabe find themselves drawn together against a world they're desperate to escape… and find in one another a chance for true freedom.

Once Cursed, Twice Shy: A golden retriever of a dragon called Mack, full of energetic curiosity and good intentions, goes into a fae forest looking for unique treasure and finds Red, a fae who's an enigma even to himself. Red has no friends, no allies, and nothing to look forward to when Mack's instinct for trouble sends him stumbling into Red's life. He's fascinated by Red, but Red isn’t the only fae intrigued by Mack, and fae aren’t gentle with their toys. And if that’s not enough, the last time Red fell for a mortal, he ended up cursed…

The Michigan Fleet series is by mishap not part of the same sale, but you can still get all six books for 50% off using the coupon F4BBQ!

If you want to read about:

a supersized cinnamon roll with anxiety learning to make friends and hook up with them and be happy? try After the Storm first, and then the rest of the series!

a smol beautiful science man who is 50% brains, 40% lust, and 10% Unchecked Rage? try Learning the Ropes and The Art of Boytoy Maintenance!

a snarky elf New Yorker giving a giant hick a fashion makeover (along with maybe his heart)? go for The Taste of New York!

the cute boy next door who happens to be a genius, or childhood friends to lovers? After the Storm and then Cross My Heart!

or alternatively, if erotica isn't your bag, how about a bossy, opinionated nine-year-old girl with supersoldier genes saving the day (or at least a chicken) with her deeply anxious older brother? try Athena Merrill and the Midnight Chicken!

The Michigan Fleet series is post-post-apoc sci fi with excellent worldbuilding, really good erotica, and a solid core of hope. Check it out on Smashwords with the coupon F4BBQ!

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every peak lord after shen qingqiu transmigrates and they cant find any traces of possession from him

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Ok so, update, I've got two more Jayvik fics in progress.

Working Title: "Progress Day" Standalone Sequel to Distinguished Innovators.  Viktor and Jayce just launched their first airship with the prototype Hexgates and Jayce is the toast of the town. That night, they return to Viktor’s apartment to celebrate. (Contains, smut, lots of big emotions and bigger love confessions, and the reason I say 'canon compliant' is the most evil tag you can put on a fic)

Working Title: "Dinner at Jericho's" Post Arcane S2. After six years of traveling the multiverse on behalf of the Arcane to prevent their alternate selves from creating Hextech, Jayce and Viktor are granted a vacation and allowed to return to their home dimension to see their loved ones. They use the chance to go on a double-date with Caitlyn and Vi, in which Viktor gets to see for the first time what happens with Jayce and Vi are in a room together (ie, disaster ensues).

If either of these sounds interesting to you, you can sign up for alerts on AO3 in the series I'll be adding them to here!

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canon: this dude is so tough, one of the toughest fighters in the world, he's practically made "being good at kicking ass" his entire identity, he's so good at fighting that being able to defeat him is the benchmark we set for the kinds of threats that you simply cannot out-muscle, the man lives and breathes combat he is just that manly

fandom: damsel

canon: no!!! he only gets defeated so often because of the sheer scope of the threats he faces!!! 99% of the time he wins every fight that comes his way!!! look how tough he looks with blood on his face and his shirt half-torn and his knees in the dirt!!!

fandom: bottom

canon: no!!! stop that!!! >:(

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so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things

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why are yall not talking about the information yall don’t know? yall fake

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i love wikipedia and i think it is good and right to give them money but all their funding drive messages are “well… we’ll be killing ourselves tonight. we asked so little of you and yet it seems that simply nobody cares about lil ol wikipedia anymore….sad…”

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guys I’m sorry to be a bitch but I just CANNOT enjoy horny posts where they do that thing where they colour the words for emphasis. Why is a video game NPC giving me a quest right now?

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*struggles while writing* i suck and writing is hard

*remembers some ppl use ai* i am a creative force. i am uncorrupted by theft and indolence. i am on a journey to excellence. it is my duty to keep taking joy in creating.

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the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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Guys that got the juice ! 🧃