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jrwiyaoi · 2 years ago
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character that hates touch but only know how to express affection through touch
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ithappensoffstage · 10 months ago
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"
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ribombeee · 5 months ago
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kazodus · 5 months ago
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came to me in a dream
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jojaxcola · 2 months ago
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"Sam, you menace! Stop doing things! And where are my lucky shorts?!" 👴
[jojamart mockumentary #5]
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cup-o-stars · 6 months ago
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Happy B-Day to the Corasante!! ❤🕯🎂🕯❤
(Featuring way too many drawings)
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princescar · 3 months ago
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don't think I've seen this posted here before, which sucks bc this piece goes HARD
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transyashiro · 2 months ago
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charlesoberonn · 7 months ago
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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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lxnarphase · 2 months ago
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i love men who cry when they eat pussy because it's just so good. you smell so sweet and taste like heaven, tears dripping down his face as he whines and whimpers and moans.
he's so pitiful, hiccupping into your sticky slit, a messy mixture of spit and cum as he begs you to cum again on his tongue, promising it'll be the last one and then he'll fuck you.
but he's such a liar that's addicted to your sweet, honeyed cunt, and he can't help himself but suck on your puffy clip, sobbing as he cums messily into his boxers. so so pitiful, but so so cute.
"please, baby, jus' a few more? m' so in love with your pussy, s' so good, givin' me s'much, fuck, please? please cum more, i-i can't live without your cunt, can't live without your sticky lil' pussy, baby."
thinkin' of: gojo, choso, bokuto, atsumu, koganegawa, hinata
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jrwiyaoi · 2 years ago
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im insanely rich too
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forgetful-nerd · 2 months ago
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No one:
Tumblr users on April Fools Day and Halloween:
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serendipminie · 1 year ago
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Picrew Tag Game!
I was tagged by @odeblr to cattify myself using this picrew! Thank you so much, Ezra :)
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The blue spots represent the streaks of blue I currently have in my hair! The glasses on my cat self are almost identical to my real ones, so I couldn't not use them :)
I will tag @jongside, @faceglitchsworld, @solaysa, @snoos-tattoos, @seohosincerely, @toxicrevolver, @luvrli, @shadow-of-tea-and-tea, @littlebookworm69, @asoulsreverie and @chronosik only if you want! As always, if you see this and would like to do it too, feel more than welcome!
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emerynn-art · 3 months ago
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was feeling kinda down this morning so i drew max six times and that seemed to do the trick
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ca-3 · 8 months ago
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something something, maybe Sumi shouldn't have been in P5S 😔💔 /hj
Collection of Sapporo based comics that spawned goofy doodles too... because people's twt comments make me laugh
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