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character that hates touch but only know how to express affection through touch
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"
#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore#text#anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.
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#spock#star trek#talk tag#introduce yourself as the guy that never lies = general vulcan political strategy since first contact
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came to me in a dream
#logan howlett#wolverine#jean grey#scott summers#cyclops#ororo munroe#storm#kurt wagner#nightcrawler#wade wilson#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#logurt#scogan#why does he have no ship names with girls idk#wolverine x storm#i’m clinically fucking stupid#tags make me feel cringe#also this took me like 10 minutes cause i had to meticulously crop all the images#x men#wait i lied#rolo#i still don’t know jeans#wolverjean#is that it#lojean#something like that#wolvergirl
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"Sam, you menace! Stop doing things! And where are my lucky shorts?!" 👴
[jojamart mockumentary #5]
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#stardew valley#sdv sam#stardew valley sam#stardew valley fanart#jojamart mockumentary#it would be mean to tag the other characters wouldn't it#well#😜#sdv sebastian#sdv haley#sdv harvey#sdv emily#sdv kent#my art#i said the last one was the stupidest but i lied#this one is the stupidest#it's time for sam's mini vacation now
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Happy B-Day to the Corasante!! ❤🕯🎂🕯❤
(Featuring way too many drawings)
#one piece#drawing#fanart#corazon#cora san#op rosinante#donquixote rosinante#this man has too many names#trafalgar law#op law#donquixote doflamingo#I love cora#he wants to be a good person but is lowkey mediocre at it#he eats like a freak#he looks like a freak#he chose not to speak just bc he's petty#he gave up his life's mission after getting stabbed by a 12 year old#he lied to and betrayed every person that he loved#two out of the three gave him a pass because he was funny one time#he aggresively changed law's life for the better#and he spontaneously catches fire and loses all motor functions#he's literally perfect#anyways law is here because he is simply a good character#can i really put all of this in the tags?#insane
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don't think I've seen this posted here before, which sucks bc this piece goes HARD
#Hajime stop fucking standing on mikan#danganronpa#danganronpa trigger happy havoc#danganronpa 2#danganronpa sdr2#scarposts#Ok no more tags#Lied here we go#sayaka maizono#leon kuwata#mukuro ikusaba#chihiro fujisaki#mondo owada#kiyotaka ishimaru#hifumi yamada#celestia ludenberg#sakura ogami#makoto naegi#kyoko kirigiri#byakuya togami#yasuhiro hagakure#toko fukawa#aoi asahina#junko enoshima#ultimate imposter#teruteru hanamura#mahiru koizumi#peko pekoyama#ibuki mioda#hiyoko saionji
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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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i love men who cry when they eat pussy because it's just so good. you smell so sweet and taste like heaven, tears dripping down his face as he whines and whimpers and moans.
he's so pitiful, hiccupping into your sticky slit, a messy mixture of spit and cum as he begs you to cum again on his tongue, promising it'll be the last one and then he'll fuck you.
but he's such a liar that's addicted to your sweet, honeyed cunt, and he can't help himself but suck on your puffy clip, sobbing as he cums messily into his boxers. so so pitiful, but so so cute.
"please, baby, jus' a few more? m' so in love with your pussy, s' so good, givin' me s'much, fuck, please? please cum more, i-i can't live without your cunt, can't live without your sticky lil' pussy, baby."
thinkin' of: gojo, choso, bokuto, atsumu, koganegawa, hinata
#˗ˏˋ ★ from lunnie .ᐟ#sighhhh#day dreamingggg#kickin my feet#gojo smut#jjk smut#haikyuu smut#jujutsu kaisen x reader#haikyuu x reader#gojo x reader#choso x reader#bokuto x reader#atsumu x reader#hinata x reader#kogane x reader#I LIED IM TAGGING CHARACTERS FOR MY OWN SORTING
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im insanely rich too
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No one:
Tumblr users on April Fools Day and Halloween:
#well I lied in my last post#I had an idea in the shower#my tumblr posts aren’t really showing up in the tags anyway for some reason#cat boops#tumblr boops#super boops#boop o meter#evil boop#evil boops#boop#super boop#boops#boop boop#cat boop#boop war#the boopening#boop 2 electric boogaloo
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Picrew Tag Game!
I was tagged by @odeblr to cattify myself using this picrew! Thank you so much, Ezra :)
The blue spots represent the streaks of blue I currently have in my hair! The glasses on my cat self are almost identical to my real ones, so I couldn't not use them :)
I will tag @jongside, @faceglitchsworld, @solaysa, @snoos-tattoos, @seohosincerely, @toxicrevolver, @luvrli, @shadow-of-tea-and-tea, @littlebookworm69, @asoulsreverie and @chronosik only if you want! As always, if you see this and would like to do it too, feel more than welcome!
#tag game#tagged game#picrew tag game#kpop#lovely mutuals#for my mutuals#ezra ❤️ 🍂#fanny🖤💎#teresa🤍🌻#obsidian🖤🎶#fenris💜🪽#li 💙🪐#beedee💙🌸#savannah💚🦚#soul 🤍🥀
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was feeling kinda down this morning so i drew max six times and that seemed to do the trick
#life is strange#lis#max caulfield#chloe price#life is strange 1#life is strange double exposure#<- tag i now need to go and blacklist because if i get spoilers for this game i stg#Something Will Happen#im SO excited#anyways i lied i actually drew the pool scene a week ago but didnt like it enough to post it alone#the five near identical maxes were all today though#sometimes you gotta draw the same character the same way over and over until you stop sulking for no reason#anyways i finished my lis 1 playthrough!!#was such a blast playing through it again#i forgot how much ep 5 FUCKS#i am still in my lis mood. evidently.
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something something, maybe Sumi shouldn't have been in P5S 😔💔 /hj
Collection of Sapporo based comics that spawned goofy doodles too... because people's twt comments make me laugh
#persona 5#persona 5 strikers#p5s#persona 5 royal#ca3 art#akira kurusu#ren amamiya#ryuji sakamoto#ann takamaki#yusuke kitagawa#futaba sakura#sumire yoshizawa#kasumi yoshizawa#tbh not going to tag ships cause honestly all this can be read however tf you want at this point lol#shu**sumi is cute but im forever a pego**ryu girl 😔❤️💛#p5s sophia#sophia persona 5 Strikers#persona 5 scramble#makoto niijima#haru okumura#no actually i lied i did intend for the makoharu here 2000%#jokers secret plan was to make Ann and Ryuji cuddle him actually#phantom thieves#yes im aware the last doodle implies ann is dead on the floor but I drew it at 1 a.m and realized too late#pretend she has evade ice passive djdjdb
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