#false

[azaleastobloom]

(Guy who caused it) I’m staying out of this

[kojitheopossum]

Day 9 — Outfit swap !

ignore how late this was anyways u guys have no idea how much u love them

[viky-somebody]

i never noticed that false's pronouns are her/she... good for she, her's based for that

[aniisol]

the church of Pity lore (in case you don't watch ren's POV of cowboy smp!)

The bandits that attacked Pity specifically went for the church, targeting what was given the vague descriptor of "valuables." When they didn't find anything, they murdered the preacher inside and left. It is implied that the real valuables (whether it was objects, books, or bodies wasn't specified) are buried underneath the church.

The new preacher (Ren) took the old ones' place, assuming a fierce rivalry with the mayor (Oli) along with his duties. The role of preacher to the church of Pity seems to be far more protection-oriented than teaching-oriented-- almost nothing to have to do with being a preacher at all. Almost no one shows up to hear sermons in Pity, but Preacher is always equipped to defend the building. The mayor even went as far as to say "Damn! You're strong! Were you always a preacher, Preacher?" in the first episode, to which Preacher did not respond. Offhandedly after slaying a spider he remarked, "I have been called Monster Hunter before. But not in this town," and continued on. When Sausage admitted to murder during confessionals, Preacher said, "These are actions I cannot judge. I had a past before Pity." As expected, he didn't respond to any further queries.

The mayor seems to know that something is buried under the church that the preacher is hiding, sometimes sneaking behind the preacher's back to attempt to dig. Preacher and False are on patrols together to make sure he doesn't get there, but False doesn't know why.

It was also the mayor who invited everyone to Pity to dig for gold, inviting them to dig anywhere and everywhere they liked. Preacher hated this, saying he "can't trust the ambitions of any of the arrivals." However, due to the newcomer Pyro, we know that bandits, the mayor, and the ghosts of Pity are not the only ones looking for the riches.

It's also the government.

[notscarsafe]

MINECRAFT MOVE PREMIERE I am SCREAMING AT MY PHONE

Original tweets under the cut

[shepscapades]

[dbhc flavored] Hermit a Day May: Day 15 — False!

[doodlelesbians]

sleeping arrangements between seasons

[emberdragon34]

Just... cuz I could

To try to get to sleep last night I came up with ocean puns of all the Hermits names and I liked some of them, so I decided to share them with the internet.

BbubbleO100

Blubfan135

DockM77

Eeltho

FalseSwimmetry

Algae-an

GeminiBay

GoodtideswithScar (credit @clever-naming-convention)

Shipnotizd

ImporpulseSV

iJevfin

Joekrills

Coralis

Mum-boat

Pearl-escentmoon

RenCod

Skizz-salmon

Shoal Smallishbeans

Tang-o

VintageReef (credit @izelthewashbear)

Shellsknight

xBcrab-ted

Fish-uma

ZombieCleocean

Zedive

Additionally we have Sharktyn, Shoalidarity, Scott Ray-jor, BigSeaStatz and EelDShadowlady

[blackkatmagic]

Sometimes it just hits me all over again how fucking insane Cody is. Like, Grievous is an enemy general who regularly kills Jedi, is armed with four (4!!!!!) lightsabers, and has in canon wiped out entire battalions full of clones when Jedi try to confront him. And Cody just. balls to the wall goes for it and full-on tackles the bastard. Dog-piles the guy who's killed more Jedi than probably any one single person. And he punches Grievous in his (metal!!!) face while he's at it.

And! His men follow his lead.

What the hell kind of charisma and pure brass balls do you have to have for that. Honestly.

[thefuzzzz]

Fun fact: Bernard is a physics and biology major. Another fun fact: Tim is a big nerd. One more fun fact: Kon is a freaky alien and scientific anomaly.

You cannot tell me Bernard and Tim don’t nerd out about kryptonian biology.

Tim (on the phone with Lois): Hey. Do you happen to have any of Kon’s baby teeth?

Lois: How…did you get this number? And, no. He was too old for that when we found out about him.

Tim: Darn…do you have any of Clark’s teeth?

Lois: I’m gonna hang up now.

Bernard (on a date with Kon): So, how about we go back to my dorm…

Kon (smiling): Mhmm?

Bernard: and sneak into the science lab…

Kon: What-

Bernard: and you let me DNA sequence you.

Kon: …yeah, ok.

Tim (two tables over holding a newspaper with eyeholes cut out of it): YES

[a-suspicious-number-of-ducks]

Hermit-a-Day May, day 5: False + cross stitch.

[Image ID: A pixel art of Minecraft Youtuber Falsesymmetry. Behind her is a large, ornate clock face in shades of teal. False is wearing a dark teal overshirt, a red and white striped shirt, and a pair of gray steampunk goggles on top of her head. Her hair is blonde and straight. She has a neutral, thoughtful expression. /.End ID]

Welcome to my first post of Hermit-a-Day May 2025! I've actually half-finished every single day prior to this one, but haven't had anything ready to post until today, so. Here we go. This year, like last year, I will be challenging myself to use a different style or medium for each and every day of the event. Some of those will just be finishing up last year's pieces, since I am eternally full of hubris and am bad at estimating how long projects take. Some of them, like this one, are new!

Today's style/medium is cross stitch. Unfortunately, I didn't actually finish the...cross stitching part of the project on time. I'll be making this in real life eventually, but what you see pictured above is the digital pattern I created for the piece. Details about my process and additional images are under the cut!

I don't really have specific references for this one, other than False's skin and a google images page full of results for "fancy roman numeral clock." I'll take you through my process instead!

I started with pencil thumbnails to get my ideas down, and I settled on a clock background because... y'know, Cogsmeade. I know that's not technically Hermitcraft iconography, but I like it anyway. Then, I painstakingly measured out a pixel art clock in Krita, only to immediately cover up most of it. Here's the clock by itself, in all its glory!

[Image ID: Pixel art of an ornate teal clock face with Roman numerals representing each hour. The clock's hands are elaborate, with spirals and loops along their lengths. /.End ID]

Next, I added False herself. The colors and vibes here are my actual "vision" for the piece--the cross-stitched version is unfortunately limited by what colors of embroidery floss exist and are available at my local craft store.

[Image ID: The same pixel art of Falsesymmetry as earlier in the post, but with slightly different colors. The teal shades of the clock are lighter and more subtle, and the blonde shades of False's hair are more saturated and golden. /.End ID]

Finally, I exported the Krita image to flosscross.com, which is a delightful and extremely helpful tool to convert images into cross stitch patterns, complete with matching the nearest colors of floss available. That's how I got the image at the beginning of this post. Hopefully, before too long, I'll be able to show y'all what this looks like in real life!

(If you read this far, you have my respect and eternal gratitude. Thank you, and happy arting!)

[azaleastobloom]

Style experiment with efalse

[kojitheopossum]

Day 4 — False

this is so rough cause i don’t have much time so sorry ….

[skizz-that-man]

dalksdakjldhakjld

[ezzriin]

ooh, perhaps a falsesymmetry for requests? maybe even her empires character if you’ve seen it :]

FALSE THE PVP QUEEN. She slays. Literally.

(Hope you like this little coloured sketch, Anon <3)