#xBcrafted

[joifee]

I was honored to draw the XB postcard, spotart and stamp for the @hermitpostzine!!!! i had real fun rewatching his videos and waiting for him to update his base (given now he has added more but you know this is what it looked like when i had finished) I really wanted to include guardiens and a lil guest visit from kerwilson :D Thanks again to the hermit post zine for letting me join into the fun^^

[marvelousstrings]

the man. the fish. the legend.

I watched grian's server tour back over christmas, and now I have a bunch of hermits to catch up with bc whatever they are doing in their little corner is pretty impressive.

and since binge-watching hc videos is a good background for crafting, here's the first addition of 2025 to my yarn hermit collection - xB!

I kind of gathered people see him as a part human part guardian thing, and I find the concept super fun to work with. the colors go nicely together as the bright orange contrasts with the otherwise blue-ish tone palette.

[remderance]

happy xb monday!

oops, my hand slipped while i was looking for a new brush

[blueishspace]

Today's out of context screenshot.

Vouyerism.

[sharpjay217]

Oh, just you wait, this is expansion 1/4!

For anyone curious what xB is up to, work on the extensions mentioned during Grian’s tour have begun!

All screenshots are from xB’s S10 ep. 50! The scale of this base is wild.

[hermitcraftx]

the hermits fucking hate dream's ass btw like they do not like him and you should be embarrassed if you think otherwise

[monochrome-sunsets]

my fav XB v. Mumbo case bits

"Objection!" "On what basis?" "On the objection basis!" "Sustained."

"I will object, this outfit reminds me of Angus Young and I like that." "QUIET, FORMER CONVICT OF THE COURT!"

"This maaaaaannnnn... has no dexterity. I don't even know how he made it to this court."

"I'm thinking of pulling a curveball. We're installing....... a jury."

"As co-owner of-" [LOUD YAWN] "Don't listen to him. Don't listen to him. You're doing great 😊🥰😍"

"I'm so confused, I don't understand the law."

"OBJECTION!!! He was mean :("

"Yeah, back in your jail cell. I mean your chair >:)"

"......Am I able to represent myself?"

"Maybe he's more dexteritous than we thought."

"Here in AMERICA.... Mr Beans......"

"ITS CALLED MINECRAFT WE'RE ALL MINERS YOU FOOL"

"Scar, if I was to single out Cub, do you think that would go well for me?" "........I CALL CUB TO THE STAND!!!"

[All court proceedings stop for Bdubs to do a magic trick]

"I have a bit of tinnitus, so if we could get a doctor working on that...."

"Can't prosecute success 😏"

"He literally owns a mine, so maybe mention that, Scar?" "....He has a character that mimes things??" "NO-"

"That's not how sound works!" "OBJECTION!" "I'm objecting on physics!"

"Please step forward onto the punishment carpet." [PIT OPENS]

"As I was saying... uhm... uhgggghh, what was I saying before they all died and stuff..."

"Obviously I'm super successful regardless of the noise and everyone else being poor is just a skill issue. Right, cooooollllll, I think that was it."

"Do you have your law license?" "I do not, your honor." "Okay, then what are you talking for????"

"If this case is lost from our side..... all hope is lost.... because it's lost anyways."

"Here's my verdict... and my punishment, btw......" "Ohh well. Punishment probably implies what the verdict may well be."

[LOUD GIDDY GIGGLES] "Are you celebrating???? Don't celebrate!" "Oh, no sir, I was just crying."

"Mumbo, I sentence you to be the server's butler for two weeks. In hopes that you will learn manners."

"Docm77, you will be sentenced to TWENY FOUR HOURS AGAIN!!!! IN THE SKYBLOCK"

[applestruda]

for the suggestions; maybe a lawyer Scar, if you feel like it? peace and love

!!!

[applester]

Guys I’m losing my mind over this video

[ceramic-galanter]

An unofficial guide to Hermitcraft for Season 10!

Be sure to check out Skizzleman and Smallishbeans, this season's newbies!

A big thanks to several anonymous contributors, @sudden-memory-loss and @cerealisafunbath for helping with some of the quotes and blurbs!

Transcript / Accessible version here

Get the art as stickers here :)

[sprinklesharkie]

Docm77 (the lawyer) GETS SENTANCED TO THE SKYBLOCK ONCE MORE !!!

[mouse-doubleo100]

joel on empires vs joel on hermitcraft

[whereismycaplock]

never know our hermits r good cosplayers

[meelkiewee]

The real trial chamber

Idk what came to me, it's very late at night and I just can't wait for the trial tomorrow. I saw some namemc spoilers around and tried to give my own interpretation idk guys idk I feel insane.

Ref and details under the cut.

What's very funny is the name of who posted the image and the name of cc!mumbo... sus ahah

Scar instructed Mumbo how to distract the judge, he's a bit nervous about the plan. (when is he not, honestly?)

Also Scar is definitely not sketching the entrance of his zoo instead of taking useful notes.

This is just my fav zoom in of the whole piece. Beef contemplating vengeance in the name of Big Salmon and Keralis just being himself.

Then XB with all the evidences and a good luck kiss from his lawyer (yk standard procedure) and Doc ALSO trying to seduce the judge but only distracting Ren in the back lol

There's also Grian laughing but we don't talk about him. He came out uglee.

Hope you feel insane too after this post, bye.

[riversideeeblr]

COULD I KICK THIS HERMITS ASS - a slideshow by me

i was bored so i made this. disclaimer that i dont watch all hermits so some of these are based on vibes and could be entirely incorrect. ok enjoy

[shepscapades]

[Part 1] [Part 2] [PART 3]

Xbralis as the first canon dbhc pairing with the steel chair!