#xBcrafted

[mariii-the-shapeshifter]

You're a long way from the ocean, xB...

I watched the sun come up while drawing this damned thing. You will give me notes

I made this one more fantasy oriented simply because their normal outfits didn't fit the vibe, so I guess this is an AU where xB is some sailor who came across a faerie forest and Hypno and Keralis greeted him at the ring or whatever idk anymore I'm so tired.

xB's gonna be fine. He's gonna wake up with a missing shoe and a cute little flower crown. Don't even worry about it.

Image used for reference:

[hermitcraftx]

the hermits fucking hate dream's ass btw like they do not like him and you should be embarrassed if you think otherwise

[monochrome-sunsets]

my fav XB v. Mumbo case bits

"Objection!" "On what basis?" "On the objection basis!" "Sustained."

"I will object, this outfit reminds me of Angus Young and I like that." "QUIET, FORMER CONVICT OF THE COURT!"

"This maaaaaannnnn... has no dexterity. I don't even know how he made it to this court."

"I'm thinking of pulling a curveball. We're installing....... a jury."

"As co-owner of-" [LOUD YAWN] "Don't listen to him. Don't listen to him. You're doing great 😊🥰😍"

"I'm so confused, I don't understand the law."

"OBJECTION!!! He was mean :("

"Yeah, back in your jail cell. I mean your chair >:)"

"......Am I able to represent myself?"

"Maybe he's more dexteritous than we thought."

"Here in AMERICA.... Mr Beans......"

"ITS CALLED MINECRAFT WE'RE ALL MINERS YOU FOOL"

"Scar, if I was to single out Cub, do you think that would go well for me?" "........I CALL CUB TO THE STAND!!!"

[All court proceedings stop for Bdubs to do a magic trick]

"I have a bit of tinnitus, so if we could get a doctor working on that...."

"Can't prosecute success 😏"

"He literally owns a mine, so maybe mention that, Scar?" "....He has a character that mimes things??" "NO-"

"That's not how sound works!" "OBJECTION!" "I'm objecting on physics!"

"Please step forward onto the punishment carpet." [PIT OPENS]

"As I was saying... uhm... uhgggghh, what was I saying before they all died and stuff..."

"Obviously I'm super successful regardless of the noise and everyone else being poor is just a skill issue. Right, cooooollllll, I think that was it."

"Do you have your law license?" "I do not, your honor." "Okay, then what are you talking for????"

"If this case is lost from our side..... all hope is lost.... because it's lost anyways."

"Here's my verdict... and my punishment, btw......" "Ohh well. Punishment probably implies what the verdict may well be."

[LOUD GIDDY GIGGLES] "Are you celebrating???? Don't celebrate!" "Oh, no sir, I was just crying."

"Mumbo, I sentence you to be the server's butler for two weeks. In hopes that you will learn manners."

"Docm77, you will be sentenced to TWENY FOUR HOURS AGAIN!!!! IN THE SKYBLOCK"

[riversideeeblr]

COULD I KICK THIS HERMITS ASS - a slideshow by me

i was bored so i made this. disclaimer that i dont watch all hermits so some of these are based on vibes and could be entirely incorrect. ok enjoy

[applester]

Guys I’m losing my mind over this video

[ceramic-galanter]

An unofficial guide to Hermitcraft for Season 10!

Be sure to check out Skizzleman and Smallishbeans, this season's newbies!

A big thanks to several anonymous contributors, @sudden-memory-loss and @cerealisafunbath for helping with some of the quotes and blurbs!

Transcript / Accessible version here

Get the art as stickers here :)

[sprinklesharkie]

Docm77 (the lawyer) GETS SENTANCED TO THE SKYBLOCK ONCE MORE !!!

[mouse-doubleo100]

joel on empires vs joel on hermitcraft

[whereismycaplock]

never know our hermits r good cosplayers

[imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer]

Part 1

part 2

part 3

[meelkiewee]

The real trial chamber

Idk what came to me, it's very late at night and I just can't wait for the trial tomorrow. I saw some namemc spoilers around and tried to give my own interpretation idk guys idk I feel insane.

Ref and details under the cut.

What's very funny is the name of who posted the image and the name of cc!mumbo... sus ahah

Scar instructed Mumbo how to distract the judge, he's a bit nervous about the plan. (when is he not, honestly?)

Also Scar is definitely not sketching the entrance of his zoo instead of taking useful notes.

This is just my fav zoom in of the whole piece. Beef contemplating vengeance in the name of Big Salmon and Keralis just being himself.

Then XB with all the evidences and a good luck kiss from his lawyer (yk standard procedure) and Doc ALSO trying to seduce the judge but only distracting Ren in the back lol

There's also Grian laughing but we don't talk about him. He came out uglee.

Hope you feel insane too after this post, bye.

[shepscapades]

[Part 1] [Part 2] [PART 3]

Xbralis as the first canon dbhc pairing with the steel chair!

[bc-jpeg]

the mycelium resistance vs hep_07

[hermitzine piece from the last year]

[enderspawn]

these have been in my brain for literal months now please just get them out of here

[kyxuu]

happy 12 years of hermitcraft <3

[applester]

Doc being sent back to skyblock is literally the funniest thing they could have ever done