#xBcrafted

[vexcraft]

"HE GONE" is sending me

also it was a skin change log indeed

[peskyvinot]

5 most silliest people get into a court case situation. what they do

[rapidwaterzzz]

random hermitcraft/ life series headcanons cause my brains rotting over both ;^)

OVERALL:

- after each life series all the members come back to hermitcraft and throw some form of a house party

-no one rlly dies on hermitcraft, they just tend to gets lots of injurys(broken bones, sprains, concussions, all the fun stuff)

- they definitely have an infirmary there somewhere

-each smps like a city, for example hermitcraft and empires smp r neighboring cities

INDIVIDUAL:

- Joel, Grian, and Jimmy are all siblings cause i said so

-grians oldest, joels middle, jimmys youngest

i imagine a good majority of them played some sport/ activity before coming to hermitcraft so heres some cause idk y this has been plaguing me:

bdubs: volleyball, golf

cub: some form of student council maybe??

doc: golf, lacrosse (definetly js whacks ppl w his stick)

etho: ice hockey, lacrosse

false: field hockey, track

gem: field hockey, wrestling, lacrosse

hypno: hockey

iskall: wrestling

scar: student council w cub (convex ;))

grian: tennis

jevin: football, wrestling

impulse: football, shotput

joehills: yearbook/ newpaper club(idk i get the vibe)

keralis: soccer,gymnastics(i could see him js doing a roundoff backhandspring out of nowhere dw abt it)

mumbo: golf, photography club

pearl: swimming, cross country

rendog: THE theatre kid

skizz: football, basketball, baseball

smallishbeans: soccer, volleyball, baseball

stress: cheerleading, wrestling, volleyball

tango: baseball

beef: lacrosse, football

wels: volleyball, golf

xb: swimming

xisuma: golf

zed: some form of a science club,

cleo: field hockey, softball

bigb: swimming(idk i get the vibe)

inthelittlewood: theatre kid, soccer

lizzie: field hockey, cheer, lacrosse

smajor: cheer, golf

solidarity: soccer, tennis

these could go for a highschool au or anything but i imagine they did these in highschool and then move to “hermitcraft city” or smth and they still like practice all these andn stuff

monthy hangouts are set up by the magic mountain group, usually consisting of movies and games(always sleepovers at someones base)

cleo is the best cook on the server,she host bi-annual seever wide dinners (w the help of beef and false for cooking)

bdubs and joel draw out there bases together, only time youll see them not beefin w eachother

the redstoners r covered in burn marks due to redstone lighting at wrong times or js blowimg up

cub and xisumas are the servers doctors, running the infirmary if needed

if a hermit gets a cast, crutches, a boot, splint, etc, gem, bdubs, keralis, skizz, and stress make it a goal to decorate it as much as possible(they have a competition to see who can get it done first)

after parties, xisuma, impulse, hypno, and false are usually the ones to make sure everyone gets home, being “designated walkers”(they dont drink so they can walk everyone home)(no idk where im coming up w this stuff either)

team zits definitely have movie marathons weekly(they play uno to decide who picks the series)

mumbo and grian love watching dance moms(holly is mumbos fave, kelly is grians fave)

doc, etho, beef, and gem play eachother in lacrosse all the time, getting way to agressive each time (always some form of an injury outcome)

jevin is a weirdly good baker, makes the best cakes(taste and decoration)

pearl is rlly good at anything art related (loves painting/ drawing other hermits doing whatever)

ren makes the server put on plays (hes director and the main character in every one)(hes hires whatever hermits he can get to also act in them)

75% of the times tango sneezes, something catches on fire (theres fire extinguishers everywhere imaginable)

xb is the fastest swimmer on the server by a landslide, every hermit has tried to best him but he always wins by atleast 2 seconds

zed collects little trinkets, and leaves them in peoples bases as gifts

[sharpjay217]

Some shots of xB’s S10 base, from his ep. 34!

[ceramic-galanter]

An unofficial guide to Hermitcraft for Season 10!

Be sure to check out Skizzleman and Smallishbeans, this season's newbies!

A big thanks to several anonymous contributors, @sudden-memory-loss and @cerealisafunbath for helping with some of the quotes and blurbs!

Transcript / Accessible version here

Get the art as stickers here :)

[offline-nobody]

joel on empires vs joel on hermitcraft

[whereismycaplock]

never know our hermits r good cosplayers

[shepscapades]

[Part 1] [Part 2] [PART 3]

Xbralis as the first canon dbhc pairing with the steel chair!

[bc-jpeg]

the mycelium resistance vs hep_07

[hermitzine piece from the last year]

[kyxuu]

happy 12 years of hermitcraft <3

[polyearthane]

everyhermit gives zero shits about making videos and just want to hang out and it's awesome

[itschizzled]

Obliterate!

[peskyvinot]

spinning him in my mind. it truly is fascinating how xb the cubito has so much fish/guardian characteristics I would argue it's as obvious and easy as hedacanonning grian with being an avian. one learnt really fast how to fly like a PRO, had a gandful of Unfortunate encoynters with glass windows (Flying into them), likes to perch on tall things. and the other feels so comfortable underwater/swimming, knows alot about guardians, is pulled liked a magnet to build in water/with water time and time again. like there's a REASON some of the hcs are so popular and a matter of fact.

I'm actually so emotional about the backstory of guardian!xb that I entirely created in my head I don't know what to FEEL. I've never. EVER invested so much into Creating My Own hcs for anything EVER. I've never even made an oc like I'm that bad at creating original stories, but THIS FISH MAN HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD. AND DOESNT EVEN KNOW. and to think it all started just because I was obsessed with sending in xb hcs to hc blogs on anon

I'm having ocean guardian!xb brainrot again somebody please stop me before I headcanon and map out where his childhood rooms would be in the ocean monument and how he would mischievously sneak into the gold room and then have non-human guardian mobs who raise this little pesky half guardling half human baby react to it. how they would have to stare him down because their language is partially in the movement in the eyes (or because xb simply had difficulties understanding guardians' pitch specific language so he had to pick up on the tail/eye body language and the twirls) (btw in my mind little guardling xb had other hybrids there its not like he was maugli who grew up with the mobs only, the mobs and their half human decendants coexisted) (oh god um deffenetely rambling I told you all to stop me)

[myrathefarmer]

So long, Season 9!

[soul-sand]

Inktober Day 31: Everlasting

everyone

Happy Halloween!!!! everyone in season 10 is here :]

alts below:

[vegley]

still thinking about demiise