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I <3 customer service I <3 to be yelled at over the phone for explaining policy

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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

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yall r such stupid people i swear “it’s just a play on words she is actually beautiful why would any company use nazi rhetoric to promote things???” We Live in A White Supremacist Society. there is no way for a blond white woman to produce an ad saying that her genes passed down to her make her superior, everything’s “not that deep” to u ppl bc u dont think deeply…..just empty ass skulls who get shocked when they r suddenly surrounded by conservatives bc every dog whistle “is just a joke” until it isnt, the argument of “good genes” has been and continues to be used as justification for genocide and enslavement, it is not a coincidence that the blonde blue eyed white woman who has been buddying up with jeff bezos and pro israel gov officials just so “happens” to be releasing ads about the superiority of her genes, an ad mind you that was referencing another sexualizing a child, just a bunch of bird brains

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True Detective | 1x02 Seeing Things

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yeah im into bdsm Be Dozing So Much

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the flavor text feels like an acknowledgment that they’re puppets on the strings of nostalgia (not in a way that they hate it, obviously, they’re doing the shows lol, but they’ve been summoned by a force they answer to). does a revenant know it’s dead? CAN a revenant know it’s dead?

i’m obsessed with the thematic possibilities i see here. it reminds me of how fans play with literal interpretations of “killjoys never die”

the parade as an unceasing spectre, an eternal unlife and undeath. there’s no psychopomp for the psychopomps themselves. charon cannot leave the river styx and rest. they march forever, the shadow self of “we’ll carry on”

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Jack O’Connell as Eric Love in ‘Starred Up’

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My full piece of Anne, Jack and Charles for @blacksailszine! (and closeups :D)

it was really really fun to draw them in such a lighthearted scene - the full zine features a gorgeous selection of fic, comics, art and meta about the entire show, and its free to download!! u can find it here

[Image Descriptions: Image 1: A digital illustration of Anne, Jack and Charles standing close together inside a tavern. They are framed by large palm leaves and monstera leaves on either side. Anne has a small smile on her face and is leaning forward to reach around Jack and grab a dark glass bottle from his raised hand. She holds a metal tankard close to her body in her other hand, with a drop of ale splashing over the rim. Behind her, Charles and Jack are kissing each other on the lips. Charles is firmly holding Jack’s face in one hand, squishing his cheek. Charles’ other arm is wrapped loosely around Jack’s shoulders to pull him closer, with his hand bumping the brim of Anne’s hat. Jack has a hand resting on top of Charles’ head, and he is raising his other hand to reach for Charles. A single candle burns brightly on a small table in front of them, casting strong shadows and washing the image in a warm, pink-orange glow. An empty tankard sits beside the candle. All of their jewellery shines in the candlelight.

Image 2: A closeup of Jack and Charles kissing.

Image 3: A closeup of Anne’s smiling face. /End ID]

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Word on the street is Omar ain't no where near them rises when the shit pop.

Trouble is, String, we're not on the street. We in a court of law.

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scans

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but my best is what comes next! HAPPY BTS DAY - 06132025 ↳ @kpopcreators may & june bingo — ult group

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SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

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oh my god clear as day. i’m her kind of girl and she’s my kind of boy.

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I neverr lose

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Augustin for quick sketch oh great and powerful one? 👉👈

he’s soooo ready to wrestle naked in the sand