Summer Emerald
(also known by her angel name Salesforce Child) is a Montréal-based emerging multidisciplinary artist who primarily works in oil painting, video, and performance.
"I'm so fucking stressed out from running my pet lizard's Instagram account..."
"The sun, moon and stars love BIG OIL!!"
2023 Interview on Overstandard
2020 Influencer Identity and Apocalyptic Prophecy: Summer Emerald via @heaberald on Peripheral Review
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"I'm going to be giving a lecture titled "Harnessing radical love-based consumption to concentrate the amount of microplastic particles in your body" in Toronto as part of UKAI's carnival of shipwreck festival on october 25th"
Carnival of Shipwreck 2024
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Jaune’s Type
“So, Fearless Leader.” Nora said to Jaune.
“Yeah, Nora?” He said, reading his book.
“What type of do girls do you like?”
“Type of girls?”
“Or men? I don’t judge. Just don’t be a bigot about it.”
“Nora, no. I’m straight.”
“Oh, okay! So which type of girls do you like?”
“Well, I’m into older women.”
“Oh like Velvet and Coco.”
“Way older.”
“Really? Why’s that?”
That’s when Jaune closed his book, and turns to his energetic teammate/friend.
“Because older women tends to be more mature, more experienced, and can handle more than just simple tasks. I love women that can be by my side both physically and emotionally. I want women, not little girls like Weiss, and Ruby.”
“I feel like you just offended both of them.”
“My point stands, Nora.”
“…You can just admit that you’re into girls that can Ara ara you.”
“I told you that in confidence!”
Unbeknownst to them, they were being recorded.
“So Jaune loves that type of women, huh?” Glynda Goodwitch heard through her Scroll, and texted her group.
“Ladies. We have a blonde cutie to seduce.”
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Winter look at the message, and smiled.
“Sorry, sister. But I’m stealing your man. He’s into older mature women anyway. Mother, pack your bags! We’re going to Beacon!”
“I saw the message! Give me 5 minutes!”
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“Sorry, Ruby. Mama’s going to ‘talk’ to your friend~.”
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“Vernal, get your weapons. We’re going to Vale.”
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“Emerald! Neo! We have a new mission!” (I imagine Emerald is in her early 20s, as well as Neo and Cinder.)
“Does it involves Jaune?”
“Yes.”
“Oh fuck yes.”
Neo pulls a sign. ‘Finally! We get to fuck a stud!’
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“Harriet! We got a message!”
“I saw! And I’m not getting sloppy seconds, Elm! We’re going to Beacon!”
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“Kali.”
“Sienna.”
They both look at their scrolls.
“I’ll disband the White Fang if you let me share.”
“Deal.” They both shook hands.
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“Sorry, Oz. But I found a new stud~.” Salem smirked.
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“…Why do I feel like I’m about to get fucked, both in a good and bad way?”
“You’re just imagining things.”
“Mr. Arc. Please head to the headmistress’s office.” Came from Ms Goodwitch’s voice announcing megaphone.
“…You were saying Nora?”
Nora shrugged.
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Jaune Revenge
Winter: Ruby we found her.
Ruby: Cinder. Everyone it's time.
Yang: Ruby no-
Ruby: I have to stop her. I am the only one.
Jaune: What?
Ruby: It has to be me.
Jaune: Who the hell- who the hell decided that?!
Ruby: She is my problem.
Jaune: I know this- oh hell no she- Ruby!
Ruby: Farewell my friend. I pray that I return.
Jaune: Oh hell-
After a minute what seemed like hours of fighting.
Cinder: Yes finally.
Ruby: *barely catching her breath*
Cinder: After all this time… you finally die Ruby R-
*Boom*
Cinder: *screams in pain*
Ruby: *looks behind her* Jaune.
Jaune: *throws the gun away and slaps Ruby across her face* The f*** is wrong with you?!
Ruby Ow.
Jaune: You really think I would let you steal my prey? My kill? After all the bull**** that b**** put me through. The f***!
Ruby: Jaune I-
Jaune: I had dreams. Dreams of when I have this b**** in my sights. As her life is now in the palm of my hands. Having her beg for forgiveness has I take what little breath she has from her now feeble hands. Oh God yes…
Ruby: …. Um
Jaune: And have you learned nothing from your people? Penny? Pyrrha? Alyx?!
Ruby: Whoa Jaune don't be–
Jaune: Stop running off somewhere, prepared to die. We do not do 1 v 1. We jump people. It is the most effective means to win. You are not built for that kind of time. There is no shame in having a squad, especially for enemies.
Ruby: But-
Jaune: Like your uncle, he sucks. He has lost a one-on-one every time since Beacon. Winter, hit him. Tyrian poisoned him. Hazel could have ended his career. Your uncle needed two other hunters to take Tyrian in. He even required Tyrian to fight Clover. Your uncle isn't about that action.
Ruby: Well sheesh…
Jaune: Now you excuse me- *pulls out the sword* I will finish this.
Cinder: You weakling. You piece of crap. What are you going to do to me huh? Kill me. Don't make me laugh. You don't have the- *stab in her arm* Ah! *mouths is covered*
Jaune: Oh no Fall maiden, we are just getting started.
Cinder: *scared*
Nora: Ruby, sorry we’re late but-
Cinder: *screams in agony* My legs! My legs!
RWBY: *shock*
Jaune: Nah-nah we ain't done yet. This is for Pyrrha.*beats Cinder down*
Cinder: *yells in pain* Help me! Help me! Ruby help me! Please!
NERO: *scared*
Jaune This one's for Penny! *Stab Cinder's chest*
Cinder: *screams*
Jaune: *healing and stabbing Cinder repeatedly* No, you gonna feel this. Yeah. Yeah!!
NPRA: *Summer and Alyx are shocked while Pyrrha and Penny fist pump*
RHAW: *Glad they never met Jaune*
Adam: Oh it was good that I didn't try to fight him on the train.
Hazel: Even though I know I can beat him…. It scares me that he could have a chance of killing me himself.
Ironwood: Oh so he finally learned. Thank God.
Clover: Sir please-
Ironwood: We died because of these kids, Clover, I have a right to be like this.
Cinder: No. No. Not my eye. Not my last eye, please! *screams as her eye is pulled out*
Salem: *watching from a far* Oo she will die. Not my problem.
Jaune: *exiles*
Cinder: *dead*
Jaune: Finally. And Oscar.
Oscar: Um… yeah-yeah what is it?
Jaune: Are you Ozpin now?
Oscar: N-no. Nope. I'm still here.
Jaune: Your girl. Your problem. I am tired of being the third wheel. The seventh wheel really.
Weiss: I mean -
Jaune: Figure out what you want in life then we'll talk.
Emerald: Oh my God I have maiden powers. I was Cinder’s last thoughts. I-
Jaune: *readies his sword*
Emerald: Jaune-Jaune calm down. We are good. We are good. Best behavior.
Jaune: You damn right b****.
Emerald: Jesus what have you been through on that island?!
Jaune: Isolation is a b****!
Cinder: *in hell and curled up in a ball*
Rogue: How was your freedom as a slave?
Cinder: Shut up. And why are you here?
Hazel: Are you serious? He left you unsupervised, and in a family where you were put through extreme work conditions to survive.
Adam: You were a slave and the only thing he did was train you.
Roman: He didn't even get you out. He abandoned you. He is a monster.
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My entry for the 2024 Bokumono Exchange Summer @bokumonoexchange
My giftee was @tinseltina. I really hope you like it 💚 I love how it turned out.
I now have the headcanon that Gustafa brews his own herbal teas, which he shares with the farmer when they come to visit. (I also think Jennifer from Mineral Town probably comes to visit Gustafa and drink tea with him every now and then.)
Huge thank you to Mod Flik for organising this event, and for everyone who took part
Some insight on the work under the cut:
Among their potential requests, tinseltina asked for original design Gustafa with the farmer, and the theme 'tea parties'.
I actually went into the remake and used the in-game camera tool to get a photo of the correct angle of the inside of Gustafa's yurt to use for reference. I did think about trying to use the colours and patterns from the original game, but finding a screenshot with nice, bright colours I could pull from proved tricky.
The sliced fruit are peaches, since that's a top gift for Gustafa, and the colour scheme matched the flowers in his vase really nicely.
I also used a reference for Gustafa's hand pouring the teapot.
The dog got added to fill empty space 😅
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