#spencer WTF???

[halfwayinlight]

NIKOLAS Let-Me-Take-This-Sleeping-Child-That-Is-A-Full-Year-Old-And-That-I-Met-Literally-20-Minutes-Ago-So-This-Baby-Can-Wake-Up-With-An-Absolute-Stranger-And-None-Of-The-People-He's-Ever-Known-To-Leave-Until-He's-SORASed-Because-That-Won't-Result-In-Child-Kidnapping-Charges-As-We-Attempt-To-Hide-In-Countries-Without-Extradition-Treaties CassADINE

[stvrlitsky]

[0stargirl0]

He is my national anthem 🇺🇸🦅 🫡

[snarkylinda]

"Prison turned Spencer onto an alpha male"

The alpha male in question: Emily??? Please don't leave me?? 🥺🥺 why are you packing your stuff??? 🥺🥺 I am sad, sad and crying 🥺🥺 crying forever if you leave 🥺🥺

[leverage-ot3]

parker: how was your weekend?

nate: not too bad, sophie and I crashed a party and stole a painting. annoyed sterling, which is always fun

sophie: sterling even offered us a job, that we won’t take, of course. we might sleep with him, though. how about you?

hardison: we did a job and then found out a crazy guy was weaponizing the spanish flu

parker: hardison stepped on a bomb and i blew one up

eliot: i got shot. twice.

sophie: just another normal weekend :)

nate, parker, hardison, and eliot: yeah :)

[spencersdoll]

KISS ME CHOKE ME SLAP ME KICK ME I NEED HIM SO BAD PLEASE

[ralvezfanatic]

these are probably really good for shots

idk at least the one Spencer had was

[merevertigo]

I ignore the fact that JJ, out of no where, said she loved Spencer. Because it doesn't make any sense so it's not relevant. Took that as trauma and my brain just shut it out.

[baldpeoplehater]

new smosh games episode so good i might invent time travel just to watch the next one right now

[kisses4reid]

what is even going on

[piqtescue]

my youngest sister just recapped me on the entirety of evolution™️ as i am that fan that stopped watching after thomas bc my heart was just too broken and shes telling me about rossi lore and shit and im just like:

"... okay so its just pretty little liars at this point..."

[ourladyofomega]

Black metal and mall goths taking their photo with Santa Claus.

[bigttsgoodheart]

js survived watching the criminal minds season 14 finale. honestly never thought i'd make it after finding out ab the confession but i made it. did i suffer from a case of the heebie jeebies (anxiety)?? definitely. if they ever mention this scene ever again, i'm suing for emotional damage. but alsooooo garvez dancing togetherrrrr fixed my now tortured heart.

[fuckingstrange]

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| Day14: Swimming with snow |

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WARNINGS: boys FUCKINH, Nipple play, Pool sex, Skinny Dipping, B&E into Rossi's backyard

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WORDS: 753

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PAIRING: Spencer Reid x m!reader

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Hehehdbdbxbxnzmsmmshegegeggege *manic giggling* (🤷‍♂️)

You honestly can't believe how Emily had gotten you to agree to this. But, really, all she had to do was say “you wouldn't” and you were caving. You bribed Reid with a few new books to add to the mountains in his living room and he had said he'd join you in the torture.

Here you are, standing near naked in Rossi's back yard, shivering as the snow surrounds your bare feet, going nearly to mid calf.

“We're gonna get hypothermia.” Reid claims, his teeth clattering. “Thank fucking god his pool is heated or else we actually would.” You mumble, though Rossi’s pool probably isn't nearly as heated as you'd like it to be considering he doesn't know you're in his backyard. ready to skinny dip. with Reid.

“It's too cold, I'm out-” Reid starts, but you shove him in before he can escape. You quickly jump in too, wanting to be in the somewhat warm water rather than the snow.

Reid surfaces, gasping and shuddering. He pushes his hair back and glares at you, his angry expression making you laugh a bit. “Oh, baby. I thought you wanted those books?” You tease. “I.. do.” He confirms with a frown.

You go over to him, smiling as you help him brush his wet hair the rest of the way out of his face. You press a kiss to his cheek, feeling it heat up beneath your lips. “Then, swim with me. For like.. thirty minutes.” You say, chuckling when he groans in response.

You know that thirty minutes is probably far too long considering it's cold enough for both of your nipples to be hard from the breeze, but it's whatever.

You and Reid swim and play around for 15 minutes, dunking eachother down in the water and laughing quite a bit. He's shivering, lips almost blue after that long. He crosses his arms, putting his hands over his chest and kneeling down enough that the warm-ish water is at his neck.

You swim over to him, kneeling down so the water goes up to your neck too. Your hands move to rest on his, pulling them away from his chest. “Getting too cold?” You ask, slightly teasing but still a bit concerned. He shakes his head, saying “I can handle it. Doesn't ache too bad.”.

You hum in response, your eyes moving down to his perky nipples. You press your thumb to one of them, his breath catching in his throat. “You sure? You must be really cold if they're this hard.. maybe I could warm them up?” You offer, grinning as your thumb circles the pebbly bud, earning a groan in response.

You pull him up enough that his chest is out of the water, leaning your head down to blow hot air over it. Reid whines at the feeling, his eyes slipping shut. “W-we shouldn't do this here.. What if Rossi-” He starts, but gets cut off with a broken moan when your tounge runs over his hardened nipple. “Rossi isn't here, he's out of town. Plus, doesn't he say we're always welcome?” You argue, still absolutely going to town on his chest, licking the hard buds as if they were ice pops.

“I-I think.. think he means with his knowledge.” Reid mumbles, despite his previous words, reaches down in the water to take both of your erections into his hand, earning groans of pleasure from each of you.

After he grabs your hard cock, there's absolutely no going back. You continue to blow on, lick, or roll his nipples between your fingers as he strokes you both, relishing in the sweet sounds that are the whines and moans that fall from his trembling, light blue lips.

The pleasure makes each of you feel warm inside, helping the shivers die down a bit. Your kisses move to his neck, your hands rubbing at his shoulders to try and help warm him up even more. He quickens the pace of his hand, and it's not long until each of you cum.

The white substance mixes with the chlorinated water, and almost immediately Reid is out of the pool. He hasn't even softened all the way before he's climbing out, making you laugh at his eagerness to get dressed and warm again. You follow closely, going over to the lounge chair your clothes sit in and getting dressed next to him. “I expect those books as an apology for making me live through that.” Reid grumbles, a laugh sounding from you.

[snarkylinda]

Be right back I have to fall into a glucose-induced coma.

[formulaes5]

to me this is sebmark. i will not explain.