#AND WTF HAPPENED TO CAPITALIZATION!!?!
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Idk who needs to hear this, but the reason your fic isn't getting a lot of attention is bc it's one big block!!
#It's not that I don't want to read it. My eyes simply refuse to#I CANNOT focus if there aren't any paragraphs#ALSO LETS START MAKING A NEW LINE EVERYTIME SOMEONE NEW IS TALKING#AND WTF HAPPENED TO CAPITALIZATION!!?!#arcane#vi x reader#sevika x reader#caitlyn kiramman x reader#abby anderson x reader#ellie willams x reader#tlou#wanda maximoff x reader#natasha romanoff x reader#marvel#spencer reid x reader#emily prentiss x reader#criminal minds#samantha carpenter x reader#victoria neuman x reader#queen maeve x reader#Yes I did tag like every character I like 😭 what about it!?#writers on tumblr
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i know one of the big things with me being punk is that im meant to be political but why is literally every geopolitical event possible currently happening
dude i havent even had my first kiss yet and governments are already collapsing left and right like DAMN GIVE ME A MINUTE holy shit
#politics#geopolitics#usa#australia#georgia#france#punk#anarcho punk#anti capitalism#antifascist#what the fuck#what is happening#get me out of here#random#ramble#rambles#wtf#help
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Not cub inventing the minecraft equivalent of the printing press and immediately deciding to use it with the purpose of creating false scarcity lmao
#all of the hermits working incredibly hard as a community this season to reinvent capitalism </3#hermitcraft#hermitcraft 10#cubfan135#I'm thinking about the thought slime video from s7#about the hermitcraft economy and it's position relative to real life capitalism and the idea of scarcity#i want to know what he thinks about the permits and everything else happening so bad#also i looked down at my phone in the middle of cubs eisode to write this and then looked back up and his whole base is covered in skulk wtf#here we go again 💀
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The fact that abortion was even part of the discussion in the Queensland state election shows the impact US politics have in Australia....
#I hope you are all doing alright#also wtf is happening there now with the age of criminal responsibility#sending love from NSW#auspol#abortion#my body my choice#queensland#nsw#northern territory#south australia#tasmania#new south wales#western australia#australian capital territory#victoria#politics
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Please stop
I've gotten this same exact copypasta in my inbox like three times today. And it has repeated for more than a WEEK from several different "accounts."
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Last time I checked, most people who need help who are in Gaza and are asking for donations do NOT harass random strangers in their inboxs/dms. If this message is in your inbox or in your dms, it is most likely a scam.
I'm going to make a collection of screenshots calling these accounts' out if they keep bugging me in my dms because I am DONE with these accounts.
#scam alert????#please stop making scams off of disasters and tragedies#this is probably one of the most insensitive forms of scams I have ever seen besides the diabetes scam bots wtf#psa about scams YET again bc this shit keeps happening and it is pissing me off#why just why#how are we apathetic enough to scam others off of an active attempted genocide? I fucking hate capitalism man#vent post#vent#tw vent
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lots of stores shutting down and businesses going bankrupt in my state....
kinda nervous not bc of of corps dying but bc this country has historically been terrible about leaving vacant storefronts and parking lots collecting dust and weeds for years!
places that could be used for housing, community centers, etc just sittin there 😔
#well guys. it's happening LOL late stage capitalism is truly eating itself to death#now dozens and dozens of businesses are just shutting down stores#or even just relocating 100% to internet shopping and ecommerce#we knew this was coming ofc but i'm p nervous#that all that's gonna be left for years is concrete wastelands in the wake of this new era#god knows the us is an unbearable sprawl as it is#but seeing seas of concrete left desolate with little to no cars around grinds my damn gears#we could at the VERY LEAST be turning those empty strip malls#into parks. like just rip that fucken concrete out man! wtf!#here's hoping blackrock doesn't get any evil ideas in the meantime while ppl sort this shit out#not sure what the vacancy laws are like wrt commercial properties in my state#but berkshire hathaway and blackrock BETTER keep their evil paws away#we need those spaces so we can build stronger communities and walkable cities goddamnit!#clown horn
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on a slightly lighter note, after reading/writing this last night, it was nice to go to work this morning and squint up at the procter & gamble headquarters across the street and go “the sun is already up, it’s hard to tell… do they still have… yes! the rainbow lights!”
context: p&g, umbrella company of Every Cleaning Brand You Know, has been lighting up their hq every june all june for years. (they also do a red-no lights-green pattern in february for Black History Month, and they do other things too of course.) it’s performative sure, but as someone who remembers the Before Times it still makes me smile. it looks like this but red-yellow-green-blue-purple-pink:
so i was fully prepared to rip into Tumblr for trying to pull its "queerest place on the internet" rainbow capitalism bullshit again this year... but it's actually feeling kind of disconcerting that it doesn't seem like they've actually done anything for Pride, as far as i can tell...
#pride month#do not mistake this for a p&g endorsement#it’s just nice to see some high profile rainbow capitalism actually. amongst all the silence#the photo above is from the annual late summer light festival#if anyone is looking at it and going ‘wtf is going on in Cincinnati’#also if anyone reading this happens to also be from the area and I’m getting any of this wrong please fact check me#I am by no means an expert on p&g’s year round light displays
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uuuuh hey guys im not okay
#yes i resurrected#from my grave#because tua season 4 happened#and i dont think i like it guys#i didn't even watch it#but like#WTF?????????#FIVE X LILA????????#WHATS HAPPENING TO THIS WORLD?#yes besided tua my life is beginning to get better i guess#i wont explain here why i vanished but things happened#i'm in college now yay#im almost a legal adult in my country#and i married#just kiddin i didnt marry nor i want to for the foreseeable future#basically tik tok gave me spoilers as per usual and im revolted#i blame the capitalism#and Netflix#but mostly the capitalism#i don't know if this will reach someone#i forgo how to tumblr#the umbrella academy
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God fucking damnit DuckDuckGo just added ai
#this happens so much where they're something obviously bad that everyone makes fun of#and then occasionally i see it somehow being popular?#like. everyone knows that ai is stupid!#it tells you to eat rocks and makes shit up!#we're all making fun of google for trying desperately to capitalize on the trend!#but then the non-google search engine is spending money on ai?#the thing everyone's making fun of and hates?#this is just like airpods all over again what the fuck is going on?#are ai search results actually popular? and people like them?#wtf
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Saw this in the wild today.
I have… questions
#my post#shit post#wtf#wtf is going on#things that really happened to me#real product#capitalism#hot cheetos#eyeshadow#hot Cheetos eyeshadow pallet#murica#united states#only in america#makup#it’s called fashion sweety look it up#bitches be shopping#my photos
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I’ve been thinking about in-universe media so. Heh. Why don’t we tumblrify the ending of the rottmnt movie
Update: here’s part 2 and 3+3.5
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Nice knowing you guys
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Wtf??? Where do you live?
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You can’t just ask someone where they live
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op must be from new york. i’ve been trying to text my sister who lives there all day and when she finally gets back to me, it’s to send me a photo of her being chased by some weird??? fleshy???? car? i think the pink stuff was growing inside of it?
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The hell is happening in your city?
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The end of the world
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Where else would you learn that?
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Alien invasion???? This is not how Jupiter Jim said it would go
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So who had alien invasion on the 2020 apocalypse bingo card
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At this point no one is surprised
#give it two months. somehow something will find a way to top this
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I lived bitch
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Context?
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No ✨
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Sorry everyone ::> ︵ <:: No more art until my hands are healed up. Doctor’s orders
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Are you okay? 🥺🥺💞
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♡ ♡ Achy. But I realllllly want to drawwwwwww
#I have so many ideas right now #currently trying and failing to draw with feet #but I am determined
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Time to storm Area 51 again
#they can’t stop all of us #look I just want to see aliens in person okay #if they can’t invade my city then what’s the point #I know they have to be keeping some of those pink blobs in there
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Hello
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JUNIOR! HELLO
I SEE YOU HAVE DISCOVERED THE INTERNET
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It’s Sensei’s fault
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#I?????? #don’t just look at me it was purple too
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I smell the scent of betrayal in the air.
#not science posting #blue I’m looking at you
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You are a time traveller sent back to stop the apocalypse before it ever began. Only problem is: you aren’t sent back far enough.
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Relatable
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Umm???
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Day 3667 of me posting: no
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Wow this blog is dedicated
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Why do aliens always invade NYC? What’s so special? Why don’t they ever invade Las Vegas huh? What about Boston? Where are my aliens in D.C? So many cities and you’re telling me they chose New York? If aliens really did invade I bet you they wouldn’t even come near it
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This post… aged
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Pay up op
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there’s something weird going on in this city. remember that time at the stadium? suddenly it’s a free for all on world domination i swear
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I thought the whole stadium thing was a publicity stunt
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I thought that was a rogue cosplayer
#for real though. What even happened to them?
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Wow. So tumblr thinks it can gaslight me int thinking aliens exits huh? Well think again
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Stop bringing up my username. You know im right
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NO, MY KEYBOARD IS NOT STUCK LIKE THIS. EVERY LETTER I TYPE IS AS IT IS MEANT TO BE SAID. WITH PURPOSE AND VOLUME.
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IF MY USERNAME COULD BE IN CAPITALS YOU KNOW IT WOULD BE
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I can help with this
#give me one minute and some flavourless juice
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My apartment was almost flattened by a giant freakin robot a few years back. And now aliens????? I’m moving
#guys I’m just. So. Done with all of this
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So did the aliens just up and leave? What’s the story here?
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There have been various sightings of lights across the sky. I have not been able to find any reliable sources on the cause, but the general consensus is the lights pushed the aliens back where they came from.
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This photo of some person swinging around the city has been making rounds on twitter
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Pretty lights and vigilantes?
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So what are we calling these aliens? They need a cool, alien sounding name ‘cuz all I’ve been seeing around is ‘land squids’, ‘brain goop’ and shoutout to that one discord user who used the words ‘pink gelatinous parsnip’ to describe them.
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Have they ever seen a parsnip before?
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What about Utroms? They kinda look like the aliens from Jupiter Jim’s Last Trip to the Moon 9
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Isn’t your fandom super dead?
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Say that to our 80+ movies. Your faves could never
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Fandom still going strong 💪
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Why does everyone keep on calling them aliens? Are we sure they’re not just failed government test subjects? Haven’t there been mutant sightings in NYC before?
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Sorry, mutants???
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Nah it’s defo aliens
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#so far 3 votes for Utroms and 22 for parsnips #sigh
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Children are terrifying
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Agreed. But I feel like there’s a story here
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Was walking back from work, and I was like nearly home right? I turn a corner and there: a sea of cheering girl scouts. Who are they cheering on you ask? Their… cult (?) leader? Tearing one of those aliens apart with her bare hands. And the kids are just laughing and some are even joining in? They must have nerves of steel
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Woah
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@ HOCKEYORDEATH Hey look at this
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Set a profile picture because apparently everyone’s blocking me thinking I’m a bot?
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Sorry CJ
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asprinkleofrazzmatazz said: Spread the sunshine ☀️ Post this in at least 5 ask boxes to let them know they make you happy
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Aww, hey Orange
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Hey, where’s my ask
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Orange?
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Oh
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asprinkleofrazzmatazz said: Spread the bugs 🪳 Post this in at least 5 ask boxes to let them know they’re bugging you
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Two can play at this game
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Jk ☀️☀️☀️
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I remember the good old days on tumblr. Back when my brothers didn’t know the name of my account. Back when they didn’t bug me in my inbox
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Then make another one?
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Gasp. And leave behind a username such as this? I’m attached.
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What about your sister?
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You’re fine
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Favouritism
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Whoever you heroes are
Thank you.
❤️🧡💜💙
#I don’t know how you did it. Or what you even look like #but one thing is for sure and that’s that you are heroes
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#rottmnt#Fakeposting#socmed fic#Rottmnt fic#social media fic#rottmnt movie#post rise movie#casey jones jr#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt cassandra jones#rottmnt april#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt raph#bread fic#rise of the tmnt#I was meant to be finishing off the last chapter of my fic#But here we are#Swearing#but it’s minimal#Hopefully it’s clear which character is which user
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randomly remembered the time when I was 9 or 10 years old and in a Huge online game phase (think club penguin, fantage, Poptropica, etc). my fixation at the time of this memory was fantage, which, for those who don't know, was basically a dress-up game where you could also interact with other players and play games and whatnot.
so I was Obsessed. like begging my dad for memberships (he finally got me one for one month. it cost $6) and beelining straight to fantage when I got home from school and acting like the pixelated clothing items I got for my pixelated avatar were truly treasure. like this was my second world guys. My... happiness? No, not my happiness, but maybe my sanity hinged on this online game.
now one thing about fantage was that they had censored words, like cuss words, because it was a game for kids. if you said something, it could result in a temporary ban, or, if what you said was REAL bad, a permanent ban on your account.
anyways, people found a neat little trick where if you said the word 'sexy' (not a cuss word but also not something you want kids to be using?) the game would automatically convert it to 'cool'. and I was ALL OVER this trick. For some reason 9 year old me found it the funniest thing in the world to see 'sexy' written in the chat bar (which, by the way, I didn't even really know what it meant) only for the word 'cool' to come up in my speech bubble instead. I even started experimenting. what if I wrote 'exy'? (nothing.) what if it was capitalized? (COOL.)
what if I wrote 'sex'?
probably because it isn't a bad word, the orange pop-up of doom only declared I was banned for 24 hours instead of forever. but I can still remember the sheer panic and horror 9 year old me felt at that sight. I was Banned.
i guess 9 year old me also didn't have any foresight, because instead of 1) considering it was only a day long ban, I could wait and 2) considering it was only a day long ban, NOBODY HAD TO KNOW, I instead ran straight to my mom with tears running down my face and loudly asked "IS S E X A BAD WORD?" mind you, I spelled it out S-E-X because I was under the impression that banned fantage words would somehow also get me banned from real life.
my mother, bless her soul, only looked horrified as her sniveling 9 year old stood there after asking that question. after asking the normal questions (where did you hear that, what happened) and getting a hold on the situation, all she said was "Yes it's a bad word" and left it at that. Im glad she didn't put any stock into my panic over being banned for ONE DAY because wtf was I actually doing.
anyways moral of the story?? practice safe sexy I guess idk I have no idea why I was like that
#long post#dia talks#i was reminded of this bc i remembered woozworld (ANOTHER game i used to play)#and i recovered my account that had been dead for 10 years#and everything is so different now#nostalgia hits different
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1810s dashboard but it's niche drama

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imagine cancelling someone for saying war is bad
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#didn't expect better from w*rdsworth but some people i rly thought i could count on…… #anyway we will live to see this empire fall. can't stop history lol (via @heartofanna)
speaking as someone who was press ganged at the age of 17 to serve in his majesty's royal navy i couldn't be more grateful for your poem. young men like me are cannon fodder and you spoke for so many of us. fuck napoleon but fuck parliament even more.
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stable forgiving virtuous flourishing in my lane definitely not buying poison moisturized unbothered never been better
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me when i lie
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Settling this once and for all. What does the public actually think about the Parthenon marbles debate:
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lol i know it’s you lord elgin
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like we joke and all but fully aside from the fact that removing the sculptures from greek soil was vulturine and opportunistic etc, it’s really just the tip of a frankly gigantic mountain of imperialist bullshit. let’s not pretend we haven’t been brutally killing hundreds who resisted oppression in india, LITERALLY BOMBED A NEUTRAL EUROPEAN CAPITAL, and embarrassed ourselves in the charge against napoleon for years now. pathetic ass empire & evil as hell to boot. @mynoseisfine the greeks who carved your marbles millennia ago would kick your tory ass so hard
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how do i still keep seeing thomas chatterton's final post being reblogged, wtf is wrong with you freaks??? he was seventeen it was tragic and horrible and happened ages ago. he was a kid just let him rest
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callout post for @castleyeah @lordsidmouth @officialcoe @parliamentofficial: they oppress, murder and famish the british working people & also suck majorly
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sour cuz you’re unfit to have custody of your own kids huh
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proud to be the dad of a newborn who could already rend your pudding spine asunder with a mere glance
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finished this today 😊

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why is it always “you’re risking your life and legacy & will get yourself killed before the age of five and twenty” and never how was swimming the hellespont the hellespont looked fun was it fun
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ohhh my god you swam the hellespont five years ago?? wooow should we tell everyone?? should we throw a party?? should we invite famous hero of greek myth leander who swam the hellespont
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@loved-joanna look we never had any beef & don’t have to start this now. it’s cool that you’re sticking up for my ex, you guys were friends first, but just know that i’ve always trusted your opinion on my work & genuinely respect and admire you & would still be up for a collab whenever.
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yea sure why don’t your lips collab with my ass
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on it boss
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#literally call me. down if you are

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sorry is it me or is the assassin who stabbed german bootleg wordsworth kinda…… 🥵
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JOHN KEATS????????
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#i'm p sure this is the author of lamia thirstposting on main??? help

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romanticism this romanticism that why don’t you romanticise universal suffrage and rights for labouring people
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anyone else in jail for seditious libel
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lmao i'm one of the “anyone else”s and i know you’re enjoying family visits and apparently some kind of cushy armchair situation, plus tons of books. try being in here as a spencean dude they won’t even let me learn how to write. worst of all some evangelical came by yesterday just to proselytize & put me “on the right path” fml
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y'all i don't feel so good :/
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#if you use dark mode...........rip i guess#this was the most fun i've had writing anything in so long. also. if you see the timeline not check out no you don't#(wedderburn was only imprisoned in the 1820s i think & the lamia volume was also published in 1820)#(also up to you whether he's responding to henry or leigh hunt. it's the 1810s everyone's in jail esp if they're a hunt)#romanticism#and just to be sure.#long post
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Obey Me As Tumblr #29
MC: I love bears they’re so fucking big and dumb
Leviathan: I thought you were a lesbian?
MC: I am talking about the animal!!!!!!!!!!!!
Satan: This is kind of the opposite of straight people forgetting gays exist
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Beelzebub: *me inhaling pure Neon into my body by sucking it out of an ‘open’ sign at a store: Hhhhhhhhh
Satan: Wtf
Beelzebub: I felt I was pretty clear
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Mammon: Guy about to invent mayonnaise: damn I wish this sandwich tasted bad :/
Solomon: Op’s never had pizza with mayonnaise
Mammon: OP’s never throttled someone to death with their bare hands either but unlike what you said, that can change any second
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Asmodeus: When in doubt slap His ass
Simeon: His is capitalized….are you talking about god’s ass?
Mammon: Are you in doubt? Just slap His ass
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Mammon: Not to sound like a dr*gon but I do want your gold and I am going to lay on top of it in a pile inside a cave
Diavolo: Why did you censor dragon?
Mammon: Townsfolk may find it scary
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MC: Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/
Mammon: Give birth to a spider to make up for it
Mammon: Why did I say that?
MC: Why did you say that
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Luke: Hey everyone it’s 5:30 pm
Solomon: It’s 8:24 where I am
Luke: I decide the rules
Mammon: Rules are more like guidelines, fool
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Asmodeus: How sharp is your knife (flirting)
Solomon: Come find out (flirting intensifies)
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Diavolo: When people start having long random conversations on my posts, my initial thought is “I’m glad these two are having a nice talk” but then I investigate further and almost 100% of the time they’re both horny and role playing historical figures
Diavolo: You all wish I was joking
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Solomon: 2025 bullies be like “give me your lunch coins or I’ll unsub from your dad’s onlyfans”
Leviathan: Posts that can cause physic damage
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Satan: I am sending pain vibes your way. You will feel a lil discomfort on your leg
Mammon: Ouch
Satan: Yeah
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Luke: What happens when you become tumblr famous?
Leviathan: So much happens
Simeon: Like what?
Solomon: So much??? God did you even read the post
Leviathan: Get his ass
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Simeon: The best fruits are hardest to open
Beelzebub: This fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious I know it
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Solomon: YMCA but instead of young man they say comrade and YMCA is USSR
MC: Comrade, steel production is down
Solomon: I said comrade, you must sleep on the ground
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Diavolo: You think I have a choice? I have to be real
Mammon: This isolated message makes me feel like I’m about to be shot and killed
MC: This reminds me of grandma
Mammon: Hi! What does this mean?
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Thirteen: God I wish there was a wasteland I could banish people to
Mammon: It’s the afterlife, sis
Thirteen: You’re right! I could simply murder and kill the people I don’t like! Why didn’t I think of this?
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Mammon: Want a gf but I ain’t prepared… I’ve not land to give, no cattle…
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rebecca watches ds9: rules of acquisition
time for some ferengi chaos i guess!
who the fuck is this guy
morn apparently. wild night at quark’s probably
what the fuck are the ferengi doing. what is this game. what is the goal here
my dad just went “this game makes no sense”
why is JADZIA here, doesn’t she have better things to be doing (like maybe kira)
quark if you lay one orange finger on jadzia i will reach through the screen and kill you myself
she has 300 years of experience, don’t try to beat her in anything ever
i love how she isn’t taking the sexist bullshit
is quark getting drugged rn
what kind of magic thirst-inducing pill is this
wtf does the grand nagus want with quark now
time to introduce capitalism to the gamma quadrant!
did the nagus just snort space coke. is that a normal thing to do before a meeting
get his ass kira
zek that’s a lesbian
that’s a fuckton of nitrate
ferengi don’t do gifts i don’t think
benjamin sisko the man that you are
so the grand plan to make money is just wine? that seems deceptively simple
tulaberriessss
obsessed with the crazy straw in that drink
i want to drink smth out of a crazy straw now. haven’t done that in like 15 years
rom stop firing pel
rom: et tu, quark?
pel’s got a solid room here
what’s with the fake ears??? ferengi beauty standards?????
nOPE WE’VE GOT A 24TH-CENTURY MULAN OVER HERE
good for her!!! hope she gets everything she wants out of this
zek if you touch kira again i’ll kill you before she can
interesting gamma quadrant aliens we’ve got here
is that face paint or are they just like that
damn pel is kickass
what kind of alien is zek’s servant guy anyway
how fucking tall is that actor. terry farrell is like six feet tall and he towers over her
oh god is zek trying to charm kira
everything she is saying about ferengi is correct. jadzia you should care more about misogyny
i don’t think kira should have to have fun with a bunch of sexist assholes actually!
100k vats is not happening. that simply cannot happen.
pel what is your brilliant plan to get those 100k vats
ok that quark bedroom anecdote is just creepy
jadzia: tf do you mean you’re a woman i thought you were just gay
pel please do not get with quark. pel you can do better. pel please
kira needs to kill zek
what in god’s name is their plan for 100k vats. do they have a plan
i wonder if maybe zek’s just trying to test quark or smth
what is odo doing now
odo’s hatred of quark is comical i love him
oh god rom what are you planning
oh god oh fuck
oh lord rom’s gonna mess everything up for my new favorite ferengi
why do these aliens keep attacking each other
“you are starting to annoy me” yeah he’s quark that’s what he does
wtf did quark just do
i wouldn’t be surprised if they just didn’t have 100k vats
tf is pel doing
why won’t she let him sleep
girl you can do so much better than him. you would be so much better off without him
yep i was right! there aren’t 100k vats
what the fuck is the dominion
quark has decided that that whole kiss thing never happened. he has his priorities in order
i would very much like to know the secrets of the dominion
but what’s the percentage? .01%?
quark passing out when he finds out pel is female is hilarious
pel please. pel take the latinum and leave.
yes, start packing, that misogynist does not deserve your time
GET HIS ASS PEL
i think she’s satisfied yeah
i hope pel has a great time in the gamma quadrant
#liveblogging#star trek liveblog#ds9 liveblog#deep space nine liveblog#star trek deep space nine#star trek ds9#star treek deep space 9
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The idea of a octotrio polycule is so cute Mochi pliz hear my rambling
Why settling for one when you can get a buy one get two for free deal?
I can't think of much ideas other than the situation that Azul does something similar to what happened in book three so now they are punished by not getting cuddles the most decent option is to actually put your foot down and keep the punishment even if your boyfriends cry out about how "working at the lounge was so exhausting! Please spare some cuddles for these three poor fishies!!" and even if some of your friends call you out (Jack for Jade, Ace for Floyd +Jamil, Azul for literally anyone?) because they are causing trouble:
Jade keeps following around Jack to ask him questions about beastfolks (I think this happened in the playful land event Jade wanted to make Jack wear silly clothes) he is willing to drag anyone you know into hearing his fully dramatized history of your harsh punishment and it comes with the incredible acting skills of Jade Leech!!
Floyd isn't even trying to even walk to every other activity he does it looks like he does it against his own will (on classes, on club activities) and that's why Ace told you about the latest club practice where Floyd just stayed face first on the gymnasium floor? Please prefect Jamil is about to invent new seafood dishes from how much annoyed he is with this "squiggly, slimy bastard eel"
Speaking of slimy eels... Epel called you because he discovered the whole reason why Vil has been more snappy than usual is Azul not being able to provide his moisturizer because "My workers and myself are in a heavy emotional break, I am afraid that we will be canceling production until stated otherwise.." he genuinely made a little domino line that ends connecting to you and your personal friends?
Of course that's the more decent option of you still going along with the punishment I am saying decent because the other option is to give up and get teased by the tweels and getting your time and affection fully capitalized by your octo darling
After the punishment is over (if you actually have decency and choose the first option) surprisingly when the three immediately drag you to the usual cuddle session everything is planned to fit each of your likings the series you three been watching/a movie playing in the tv, tasty snacks and a thing similar to a pillow fort/a nest? Filled with soft blankets and couches for the best of the best cuddle sections and after this everything will go back to its regular flow!!
(i want to force my brain to have more ideas for this dynamic but I haven't come up with anything else)
BUY ONE GET TWO FREE ASKJDKLAJSFKJGLGJ
They are a delightful package deal, tbh. But they guilt you for your affections so often, it's a miracle that you haven't wrung their necks yet.
They indeed make it everyone else's problem when you decide to ban them from any form of affection other than quick cheek kisses and handholding. But it's 10 times worse when only one or two of them are banned, but the others aren't.
Floyd gets in trouble with you a lot because he tends to bite into you a bit harder than he should, leaving deep marks. It's not the marking itself that's the issue, you'll admit, but it's the fact that he'll leave them in visible areas like your forearms, neck, collar, and even your ankles. All spots that others will see and ask, “Wtf, you good bro??” Sometimes he'll do the same to Azul, who will do the same and ban Floyd from touching him in any form. It wouldn't be as bad if Jade didn't rub it in his face, coming up to hug you from behind, leaning in close to brush his lips against Azul's ear to whisper something, all things that Floyd can't do! It leaves Floyd incredibly annoyed, sometimes angry, and every so often devastated that he can't hold his mates. If the latter occurs, he's coming after you. A weak thing to his tears, Azul has had years to build up resilience and hold firm, but you are weak to a whiny, teary-eyed Floyd who is begging for a kiss and cuddle. It's not faaaaair, Jade's been rubbing it in his face all day, and he loves you both so much, but Azul's not budging and if he can't even hold his shrimp, he doesn't even know what he'll dooooooooo! The day ends with Floyd and you in bed, his arms tightly wrapped around your middle and legs tangled in yours as he blissfully naps. Azul's annoyed that you caved in, but Jade's amused and tries to push Azul into joining the cuddle pile with him.
Now, if Jade's the one that being iced out for something, he'll actually return the favor tenfold. He's just an innocent little guy, what do you mean he can't just secretly feed you two an aphrodisiac mushroom? You had lots of fun afterward, even Floyd agrees (he does, but his firm moral stance on mushrooms doesn't). But Azul's pissed that he was used as a test subject again, and you had to call Ace and Deuce to watch Grim as an emergency. Again. So when you both ban him to only quick smooches and side hugs, Jade returns the energy. He's refusing any form of affection, and not giving them to you. Unlike Floyd, who's begging harassing you for cuddles, he's going to make you two come beg for him. After a few days of no Jade, you're both missing him, it's surprisingly Azul who reaches out first when Jade comes to deliver some paperwork for the dorm. The octomer had leaned in to give him a kiss, when Jade stepped away with a sly smile and told him, “Oh, but I thought you weren't giving me your affections? Let's not go back on our word now, Azul.” Jade is a tad bit nicer to you—taking after Floyd—to guilt you into loving on him again. But Azul? He's gonna make him suffer, simply because he enjoys making him squirm. It's honestly a sight to see, as neither are willing to back down. At least until the two of them fall asleep in Azul's office after working a late night, curled into each other's sides on the couch.
Azul probably has it the worst, as he has both twins teasing him. Floyd and Jade are flaunting you around him, being extra handsy. They're cooing at him, whining about how they can't cuddle both of you at the same time since he was dumb enough to piss you off. How could he do this to them? Such a mean, mean Azul! By far, though, you're the weakest to Azul's charms and silver tongue when compared to the twins. Maybe it's due to the knowledge of Azul's childhood, or maybe it's just because he's extra cute, but you can't find yourself away from him for more than a day. He sniffles, murmurs something about missing your embrace, and you're rushing into his arms, kissing away his tears. The twins get incredibly annoyed that you're so quick to let Azul back into your arms, while they have to wait at least a week sometimes. But then you're both reaching out arms and cooing at them to come to bed, batting your eyes, and all complaints are out the window.
I love them they make for a wonderful polycule. After all, they're a package deal, no matter how much they might say they're not.
#mochi asks#twst#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#jade leech#floyd leech#azul ashengrotto#jade leech x reader#azul ashengrotto x reader#floyd leech x reader#aaahhh polycule octotrio#it's my favorite thing#but only if the twins also love on azul as much as reader
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