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snailification · 2 days ago

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Idk who needs to hear this, but the reason your fic isn't getting a lot of attention is bc it's one big block!!

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luneariann · 5 months ago

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Drove thru a scary part of the city alone at night someone clap please im shaking

#wtf #😭😭😭😭😭😭#never felt more like a girl w a capital G in my LIFE #doesnt help that i was wearing a girly little number to top it off #horribly aware that my city is known for its kidnappings 🎉🎉🎉🎉#nvm it was fine rly i was just rly scared 💀#nothing happened im being dramatic

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aceoffangirls · 8 days ago

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The fact that abortion was even part of the discussion in the Queensland state election shows the impact US politics have in Australia....

#I hope you are all doing alright #also wtf is happening there now with the age of criminal responsibility #sending love from NSW #auspol #abortion #my body my choice #queensland #nsw #northern territory #south australia #tasmania #new south wales #western australia #australian capital territory #victoria #politics

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unnamed-atlas · 7 months ago

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Not cub inventing the minecraft equivalent of the printing press and immediately deciding to use it with the purpose of creating false scarcity lmao

#all of the hermits working incredibly hard as a community this season to reinvent capitalism </3 #hermitcraft #hermitcraft 10 #cubfan135 #I'm thinking about the thought slime video from s7 #about the hermitcraft economy and it's position relative to real life capitalism and the idea of scarcity #i want to know what he thinks about the permits and everything else happening so bad #also i looked down at my phone in the middle of cubs eisode to write this and then looked back up and his whole base is covered in skulk wtf #here we go again 💀

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iinatilda · 2 years ago

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i feel like i need therapy because there’s definitely something going on but every time i’ve been to therapy or any kind of counselling i either don’t have anything to talk about or i can’t open up about my issues because it’s so embarrassing to talk about what fucks me up but at the same time i can freely talk about it on tumblr for strangers to see who don’t even read it

#i don’t know what’s wrong with me #so wtf do i talk about?#my childhood was great and the stuff that traumatized me a bit happened when i’d already been mentally ill for years #and i don’t wanna talk about capitalism to a therapist bc i feel like i would sound preachy and naive and pretentious and childish #and it’s so annoying having to constantly meet new people who are trying to help me #cuz i have to explain everything all over again and there’s the anxiety of meeting a new person #and if i don’t click with that person i would have to talk to ANOTHER new person and start all over again #AND every time ppl ask me what makes me happy i don’t wanna talk about kpop so i just say music and youtube but then they ask what i listen #to/watch and aaaagghh don’t force me to out myself as a kpoppie to you #no one cares iina

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unrepentantly-weird · 5 months ago

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on a slightly lighter note, after reading/writing this last night, it was nice to go to work this morning and squint up at the procter & gamble headquarters across the street and go “the sun is already up, it’s hard to tell… do they still have… yes! the rainbow lights!”

context: p&g, umbrella company of Every Cleaning Brand You Know, has been lighting up their hq every june all june for years. (they also do a red-no lights-green pattern in february for Black History Month, and they do other things too of course.) it’s performative sure, but as someone who remembers the Before Times it still makes me smile. it looks like this but red-yellow-green-blue-purple-pink:

so i was fully prepared to rip into Tumblr for trying to pull its "queerest place on the internet" rainbow capitalism bullshit again this year... but it's actually feeling kind of disconcerting that it doesn't seem like they've actually done anything for Pride, as far as i can tell...

#pride month #do not mistake this for a p&g endorsement #it’s just nice to see some high profile rainbow capitalism actually. amongst all the silence #the photo above is from the annual late summer light festival #if anyone is looking at it and going ‘wtf is going on in Cincinnati’#also if anyone reading this happens to also be from the area and I’m getting any of this wrong please fact check me #I am by no means an expert on p&g’s year round light displays

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clowningaroundmars · 9 days ago

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lots of stores shutting down and businesses going bankrupt in my state....

kinda nervous not bc of of corps dying but bc this country has historically been terrible about leaving vacant storefronts and parking lots collecting dust and weeds for years!

places that could be used for housing, community centers, etc just sittin there 😔

#mine #well guys. it's happening LOL late stage capitalism is truly eating itself to death #now dozens and dozens of businesses are just shutting down stores #or even just relocating 100% to internet shopping and ecommerce #we knew this was coming ofc but i'm p nervous #that all that's gonna be left for years is concrete wastelands in the wake of this new era #god knows the us is an unbearable sprawl as it is #but seeing seas of concrete left desolate with little to no cars around grinds my damn gears #we could at the VERY LEAST be turning those empty strip malls #into parks. like just rip that fucken concrete out man! wtf!#here's hoping blackrock doesn't get any evil ideas in the meantime while ppl sort this shit out #not sure what the vacancy laws are like wrt commercial properties in my state #but berkshire hathaway and blackrock BETTER keep their evil paws away #we need those spaces so we can build stronger communities and walkable cities goddamnit!

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fiveisthedaddyhere · 3 months ago

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uuuuh hey guys im not okay

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dravidious · 5 months ago

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God fucking damnit DuckDuckGo just added ai

#this happens so much where they're something obviously bad that everyone makes fun of #and then occasionally i see it somehow being popular?#like. everyone knows that ai is stupid!#it tells you to eat rocks and makes shit up!#we're all making fun of google for trying desperately to capitalize on the trend!#but then the non-google search engine is spending money on ai?#the thing everyone's making fun of and hates?#this is just like airpods all over again what the fuck is going on?#are ai search results actually popular? and people like them?#wtf

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moniazalea · 2 years ago

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why do I feel like this is closely connected to the way in which we have created an image and narrative of poor people? this notion of having to control low-paid workers because surely we'll all out to do nothing and "steal" the money for it, while sitting in some office or getting paid a few digits more automatically makes a wealthier hence morally more upstanding person

#this!!!#i had this exact thing happen to me so much #the best was when in my low-paid service job we'd be 8 people and literally not a single job came in so we hd nothing to do #we'd get shit for looking at a phone or even just sitting and chatting #and our shifts were 9.5hrs! my brother in christ what else were we gonna do #meanwhile big corporate marketing or sme administration #and we're watching films in slow periods and have 2hr lunches or come at 11am or my fave #figure out funny games where you need to type so it might look like we're working from the outside #like wtf is wrong with capitalism for creating bullshit jobs that pay me for hardly anything #vs actual necessary jobs that are paid shit-all and controlled like everyone is a criminal out to steal the boss' money directly

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the-lorax-mustache · 1 year ago

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Saw this in the wild today.

I have… questions

#my post #shit post #wtf #wtf is going on #things that really happened to me #real product #capitalism #hot cheetos #eyeshadow #hot Cheetos eyeshadow pallet #murica #united states #only in america #makup #it’s called fashion sweety look it up #bitches be shopping #my photos

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kil9 · 1 year ago

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"the barbie movie is capitalism" everything is capitalism bitch are u watching it or not ???

also like. the mario movie the sonic movie the ENTIRE pokemon franchise. any movie is selling itself, anything in our society is designed to make money so like. enjoy it or dont, but dont act like this is some Crazy New Thing that a blockbuster wants to make a profit lmao. lol. do u want your "smartest cynic in the room" award ? huh ?

#99.txt #ppl are. SOOOOOOOOOOO . stupid.#ppl also have this weird idea that capitalism = money and anything that makes money or costs money is what capitalism is. and. like.#idek where to start #ouououogughjsgh the hollywood movie wants to make money !!!!!!!! thats never happened before except for every single thing ever #for the last 100 years #have fun sitting in ur house not doing shit ever trying to avoid capitalism 💀💀💀 wtf

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fancytrinkets · 2 years ago

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slice of bread is the platform you're looking for

it's easy to forget that other ceos are just as out of touch as tech guys but thankfully we have "rather than a flavor or a product, [olive oil] is really a platform" from starbucks to remind us of this

#wtf is happening #capitalism man

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cutevirgo · 2 years ago

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I recommend the death panel pod

#p #for all ur Covid fears to at least feel like you understand wtf and why this is happening #it’s capitalism baby ! but seriously like what have we done to mitigate how our

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ziracona · 2 years ago

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They never explained the psychic connection in S1 so I’m calling Xavier and Tyler are secretly half brothers or blood brothers of some magic pact kind like I may not have a shred of evidence beyond they’re brunette and the connection wasn’t explained but I know Al and Miles from years of dedicated Smallville viewing and I know they can’t resist a secret family connection.

#wednesday spoilers #Wednesday #do I want this? no. not even a litttle. but will it happen? idk probably #Oh me? I just have an edge when it comes to this. what’s the edge? oh haha glad you asked #*walks up to the table and slams down my dedicated years of smallville viewing*#nice to see they haven’t changed #I mean that sincerely. and I mean: they have. but like. I appreciate when I can tell a writer is trying to do a progressive job and cares &#years later I see their work again and they’re still trying and still missing some marks but hitting more and trying so sincerely #I liked that. season 1 had a really sensitive and well done episode about eating disorders & another where the villain was a bastard cop who #tried to convince the MC internal affairs were bad and they were like ‘nah fuck this guy’#Mental breakdown man is given sympathy and help. they gave us the gayest Lex Luthor on the planet.#Whitney had a character. capitalism was the bad guy a lot.#it wasn’t all hits but you can tell when a bitch is really trying and I appreciate it a lot #anyways it’s nice to see them again #I got to talk to them once over Skype at a library event holy shit I totally forgot about that. I met them once though wtf how did I not #remember this until just now???

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etheralisi · 9 months ago

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I’ve been thinking about in-universe media so. Heh. Why don’t we tumblrify the ending of the rottmnt movie

Update: here’s part 2 and 3+3.5

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Nice knowing you guys

🥐ittybittyypastrypuff Follow

Wtf??? Where do you live?

⏱️lordoftimeandspace Follow

You can’t just ask someone where they live

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op must be from new york. i’ve been trying to text my sister who lives there all day and when she finally gets back to me, it’s to send me a photo of her being chased by some weird??? fleshy???? car? i think the pink stuff was growing inside of it?

🥐ittybittyypastrypuff Follow

The hell is happening in your city?

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The end of the world

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🎙️do-re-mimimi Follow

Where else would you learn that?

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🚀jj-sails Follow

Alien invasion???? This is not how Jupiter Jim said it would go

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🦙dramallama Follow

So who had alien invasion on the 2020 apocalypse bingo card

🤠see-you-in-space-cowboy Follow

At this point no one is surprised

#give it two months. somehow something will find a way to top this

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⚔️ bluejitsu Follow

I lived bitch

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Context?

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No ✨

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🎨 asprinkleofrazzmatazz Follow

Sorry everyone ::> ︵ <:: No more art until my hands are healed up. Doctor’s orders

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Are you okay? 🥺🥺💞

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♡ ♡ Achy. But I realllllly want to drawwwwwww

#I have so many ideas right now #currently trying and failing to draw with feet #but I am determined

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Time to storm Area 51 again

#they can’t stop all of us #look I just want to see aliens in person okay #if they can’t invade my city then what’s the point #I know they have to be keeping some of those pink blobs in there

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Hello

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JUNIOR! HELLO

I SEE YOU HAVE DISCOVERED THE INTERNET

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It’s Sensei’s fault

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#I?????? #don’t just look at me it was purple too

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🛸 atomiclass9000 Follow

I smell the scent of betrayal in the air.

#not science posting #blue I’m looking at you

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You are a time traveller sent back to stop the apocalypse before it ever began. Only problem is: you aren’t sent back far enough.

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Relatable

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Umm???

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Day 3667 of me posting: no

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Wow this blog is dedicated

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🐝 dizzee-bee Follow

Why do aliens always invade NYC? What’s so special? Why don’t they ever invade Las Vegas huh? What about Boston? Where are my aliens in D.C? So many cities and you’re telling me they chose New York? If aliens really did invade I bet you they wouldn’t even come near it

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This post… aged

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Pay up op

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🦊redfoxtrott Follow

there’s something weird going on in this city. remember that time at the stadium? suddenly it’s a free for all on world domination i swear

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I thought the whole stadium thing was a publicity stunt

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I thought that was a rogue cosplayer

#for real though. What even happened to them?

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Wow. So tumblr thinks it can gaslight me int thinking aliens exits huh? Well think again

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Stop bringing up my username. You know im right

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🏒 hockeyordeath Follow

NO, MY KEYBOARD IS NOT STUCK LIKE THIS. EVERY LETTER I TYPE IS AS IT IS MEANT TO BE SAID. WITH PURPOSE AND VOLUME.

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IF MY USERNAME COULD BE IN CAPITALS YOU KNOW IT WOULD BE

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I can help with this

#give me one minute and some flavourless juice

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My apartment was almost flattened by a giant freakin robot a few years back. And now aliens????? I’m moving

#guys I’m just. So. Done with all of this

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🎙️do-re-mimimi Follow

So did the aliens just up and leave? What’s the story here?

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There have been various sightings of lights across the sky. I have not been able to find any reliable sources on the cause, but the general consensus is the lights pushed the aliens back where they came from.

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This photo of some person swinging around the city has been making rounds on twitter

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Pretty lights and vigilantes?

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So what are we calling these aliens? They need a cool, alien sounding name ‘cuz all I’ve been seeing around is ‘land squids’, ‘brain goop’ and shoutout to that one discord user who used the words ‘pink gelatinous parsnip’ to describe them.

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Have they ever seen a parsnip before?

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What about Utroms? They kinda look like the aliens from Jupiter Jim’s Last Trip to the Moon 9

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Isn’t your fandom super dead?

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Say that to our 80+ movies. Your faves could never

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Fandom still going strong 💪

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Why does everyone keep on calling them aliens? Are we sure they’re not just failed government test subjects? Haven’t there been mutant sightings in NYC before?

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Sorry, mutants???

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Nah it’s defo aliens

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#so far 3 votes for Utroms and 22 for parsnips #sigh

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Children are terrifying

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Agreed. But I feel like there’s a story here

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Was walking back from work, and I was like nearly home right? I turn a corner and there: a sea of cheering girl scouts. Who are they cheering on you ask? Their… cult (?) leader? Tearing one of those aliens apart with her bare hands. And the kids are just laughing and some are even joining in? They must have nerves of steel

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Woah

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@ HOCKEYORDEATH Hey look at this

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Set a profile picture because apparently everyone’s blocking me thinking I’m a bot?

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Sorry CJ

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asprinkleofrazzmatazz said: Spread the sunshine ☀️ Post this in at least 5 ask boxes to let them know they make you happy

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Aww, hey Orange

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Hey, where’s my ask

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Orange?

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Oh

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asprinkleofrazzmatazz said: Spread the bugs 🪳 Post this in at least 5 ask boxes to let them know they’re bugging you

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Two can play at this game

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Jk ☀️☀️☀️

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🛸 atomiclass9000 Follow

I remember the good old days on tumblr. Back when my brothers didn’t know the name of my account. Back when they didn’t bug me in my inbox

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Then make another one?

🛸 atomiclass9000 Follow

Gasp. And leave behind a username such as this? I’m attached.

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What about your sister?

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You’re fine

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Favouritism

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Whoever you heroes are

Thank you.

❤️🧡💜💙

#I don’t know how you did it. Or what you even look like #but one thing is for sure and that’s that you are heroes

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