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Amanda Lehan Canto please reject me now so i can stop thinking about you every waking hour

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absolutely in love with how george and amanda successfully make amanda's parents evil in every dread game 😭

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NEED smosh vs. krampus to happen they can’t end it in a cliffhanger like that

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not romantic partners or bros but a secret third thing where you build a secret tunnel system only you and your partner can access via your bed

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this dread series is a fucking gem

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buffy the vampire slayer's commitment to acab is kind of beautiful actually. in seven seasons and 144 episodes, not once was a cop in any way useful or good at their job. at best cops are a nuisance and at worst they're actively trying to kill buffy and friends. you've really got to admire the thematic consistency.

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stop the madness no more nose jobs

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nandermo is so funny like its never happening because its already happened but they never did anything because theyve always been doing something its so over but how can it be over when it never began but can it begin when its always been true and real

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they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again

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nandermo truly is a third more sinister thing

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WAIT ARE WE KINDA BACK!?!!?!?

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someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot 

my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??

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big coat nadja i love you

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STOP writing amazing agathario prompts on twitter because I WANT TO WRITE THEM but i DON’T HAVE TIME

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The divorce wasn’t a surprise, by then, anyone with eyes could see where Agatha and Rio’s marriage would end — in court. They split amicably, with an alternating week custody for Nicky and a heartfelt post on Instagram, saying that despite everything, they would always love and be there for each other. That there wasn’t any resentment, they simply saw themselves as friends now. That a love so strong could never fade. Rio commented a heart under Agatha’s post. She could almost laugh — what a fucking load of bullshit. Agatha didn’t care though; all she wanted was to finish her movie and never see Rio’s face ever again.

There was just one problem: Crimson was already announced and picked up for filming in the next few months. And Rio was already casted as the protagonist.

So yeah, don’t fucking shit where you eat.

or,

Agatha is a director, Rio is an actress. They fell in and out of love on set. What will happen when Agatha has to direct a sex scene with her ex wife in it?