baldpeoplehater

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literally can’t stand being on twitter after this last episode why are people fighting about markhelly or markgemma/gemmark like babe. this is severance. none of them will have a happy ending lol just enjoy the ride

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rip to gemma scout (hits man with a chair) you would have loved helly r (hits man with an intercom)

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imagine getting experimented on and relying on your husband to sort your macrodata for a chance to be fully revived, but your husband is busy sucking and fucking the evil company’s future ceo just a floor above you… happened to my friend gemma scout

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you wait all week in eager anticipation to spend one hour staring at your screen with your mouth open in abject horror and then it ends and you get to wait again. now thats television.

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gemma is marks dead wife but mark is also gemma’s dead wife. huge

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macrodata department: man it's so hard being a teenager

gemma the whole time:

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post ep7 like bitch that is OUR dead wife… idk what the foreshadowing says we’re getting her ass OUT OF THERE

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what if you bagged a BAD BITCH made her your WIFE had a PERFECT MARRIAGE and then it kinda went though a rough patch because you’re trying for a BABY and coincidentally your wife fucking DIES during the WORST PART of your marriage and you were consumed by GRIEF in such a horrifying way it makes you have BRAIN SURGERY to SPLIT YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS and not remember her because you think it’ll be good for you but TURNS OUT your second personality falls in LOVE with someone ELSE who turns out to be your EVIL BOSS also there’s a chance the wife previously mentioned above is still ALIVE but you can’t GET TO HER so you REINTEGRATE your brain but now you’re in love with TWO WOMEN who are basically both DOOMED by the narrative.

happened to my good friend mark s

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ugh i always loved gemma because im absolutely biased to a lethal face card but seeing her personality now is making me entranced in ways only seen before when i was first introduced to helly r this is serious

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“your outie prefers two scoops of ice cream in a serving, but they must be the same flavor” yeah cause why is helly’s personality so similar to ge- [GUNSHOT]

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is mr milchick always on the clock or????

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helena after the talk in the chinese restaurant: yay! i got a good grade in Mark Scout, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

mark: god i need. a lobotomy

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Funniest moment of the episode to me was Devon's "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" When Reghabi ran out of mark's basement. Can you fucking imagine her life rn. Shitty husband. Newborn baby. Go to your brothers house to discuss corporate espionage. He yells at you and then collapses foaming at the mouth. Some random fucking woman runs out of his basement yelling at you like a coach on the sidelines of a football game. And you're bisexual.

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i HATE when the judges are right wdym i like sam star more after they loosened up🙄🙄🙄

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if milchick gets a gun yall are Fucked

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nothing is certain about severance except mr milchick having that shit ON

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so. i’m guessing the show is not chronologically ordered from now on huh.