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STOP writing amazing agathario prompts on twitter because I WANT TO WRITE THEM but i DON’T HAVE TIME

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The divorce wasn’t a surprise, by then, anyone with eyes could see where Agatha and Rio’s marriage would end — in court. They split amicably, with an alternating week custody for Nicky and a heartfelt post on Instagram, saying that despite everything, they would always love and be there for each other. That there wasn’t any resentment, they simply saw themselves as friends now. That a love so strong could never fade. Rio commented a heart under Agatha’s post. She could almost laugh — what a fucking load of bullshit. Agatha didn’t care though; all she wanted was to finish her movie and never see Rio’s face ever again.

There was just one problem: Crimson was already announced and picked up for filming in the next few months. And Rio was already casted as the protagonist.

So yeah, don’t fucking shit where you eat.

or,

Agatha is a director, Rio is an actress. They fell in and out of love on set. What will happen when Agatha has to direct a sex scene with her ex wife in it?

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would you still love me if i was a worm possum? well nandor the relentless FUCKING WOULD

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something something how oz’s closeness to his mother and sofia’s hate towards her father lead them to pursue the same things for almost opposite reasons something something

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Agatha *5 mins after Billy tried to kill her*: Credit where credit is due that was a total slay. Never let anyone tell you murder is wrong, Kid. Now come with auntie Agnes, we’re getting Toby back.

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I still can’t get over the fact that Aubrey Plaza got Kathryn Hahn pregnant on a Disney Plus show. This year has been wild.

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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

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amanda pretending to be aubrey plaza as rio vidal am i tweaking

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hear me out: agathario and nicki edit. glimpse of us by joji. everytime agatha looks at rio it changes to nicki’s fa- [GUNSHOT]

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how do you think agatha felt that lornas version of the ballad protected alice? do you think she wondered if she could’ve done the same for nicky?

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"rio vidal is a toxic and possesive girlfriend" WRONG!!!

rio vidal is THE toxic and possesive girlfriend. my girl did NOT spend centuries haunting agatha to be diminished to one of many.

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AGATHARIO AO3 SAVE ME

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Rio made sure Nicky kissed Agatha goodbye

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it's so beautiful finding out that the ballad of the witches' road began between agatha and nicholas and their bond, and earlier on we find out that lorna wu created her version in order to protect alice I AM ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

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i rlly didn’t believe aaa was the cheapest show in the mcu until i saw agathas wig at the end