#wtf is this

[twoandahalfdimes]

people are so silly because what do you mean everybody has a favorite video and it just tickles the right way so you save it to watch it forever. things may come and go but that video will stay on the internet, just circulating. Years after you die someone else would come over and love this video too.

this is one of my favourite videos ever i turned it into an mp3 and put it on my phone so i could listen to iy whenever i wanted

[reality-detective]

Pretty sure whatever the fμ¢% is going on here is not the work of God or Allah or anyone on the side of the good.

So, that said, what exactly is going on here?🤔

[sn0rl0]

goodmorning gale nation

[mysharona1987]

I can’t wait to hear how the bees are also Hamas.

[ilikekatsandbunnies]

Literally no idea wtf is going onnnn 🫶🏻

[wanderingxmoth]

I lie awake at night haunted by odile with jordans

[sunnypopoki]

Just because Trump supposedly brought tiktok back doesn’t mean he’s someone worth following. You may notice that TikTok says “thanks to Trump we are back” or something of that matter, but you need to realize that people will do good things to persuade others to follow them. Trump has caused many issues inside America and a lot of his values and actions follow the same path past dictators followed. He does not care about Gaza, Ukraine, or Congo. He does not care about the immigrants who come into our country. He does not care about the LGBTQ+ community. He does not care about the black, asian, Native American, Mexican lives in American. He’s selfish, he wants power, and he knows how to control the masses. Remember to stay smart guys and love your neighbors.

[star-flavored-ramen]

This can’t be real, THIS CANT BE REAL

Jesus

[kirkysixx]

I’m honestly lost on words here. How can I express myself?

[catofoldstones]

we already have people bitching about how “i can’t stand Chani, she’s so annoying 🙄” and “Paul chose Chani to be the mother of his children, Irulan is just at the sidelines eating dust as she should”, like brothers we cannot do this again. We can’t Chani v Irulan our way out of this one because the problem is Paul and the Empire. Gosh, we truly are never getting out of the patriarchy.

[littleyejin]

[ilovetastypills]

What is Kanye West's son doing bro 💔💔

[whenyoucouldhavealifebutnooooo]

just this

[reality-detective]

Rep Nancy Mace reveals that if you are signing up for a dormitory at a South Carolina state funded public College or University, they make you select from 13 different genders: 👇

1) Agender

2) Gender Queer

3) Gender Nonconforming

4) Intersex

5) Intersex man

6) Intersex woman

7) Man (all the way down at number 7)

8) Nonbinary

9) Questioning?

10) Transgender

11) Transman

12) Transwoman

13) Woman (Last, they hate woman)

WTF is this? Ya gotta ask: WHY? 🤔

[your-sleeparalysisdem0n]

⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩Thinking about going Nom on our beloved dragon boi's tail. Just imagine— Dan heng, in his beautiful vidyadhara form—chilling in the archives when suddenly, his tail feels something soft squeezing it. The sensation felt weird— it was unlike anything he had experienced before. The grip on his tail was firm but tender— like something was biting him gently. The texture was a little bumpy but also soft and warm? Curious by this foreign sensation; Dan heng— in all his dragon-ish radiance, turned around to see what was causing the weird feeling and- oh no! To his horror, he saw that part of his long tail was now inside your mouth! With you munching on his tail like it was a chicken nugget. Your soft lips acting like a barrier— pressed between your mouth and his tail to not accidentally hurt him.

He should've known this would happen. The moment he revealed his vidyadhara form to you, it was the only thing you talked about non-stop for days. The two of you made eye contact, and the expression on his face looked so done that it almost made you burst into laughter right then and there. At his deadpan gaze, you squinted at him playfully— eyes sparkling with mischief as you Nom Nom-ed his tail some more. A teasing glint swirling within them.

He sighed, clearly done with your actions. Yet when he spoke, there was a twinge of affection in his usual monotone voice. "What are you doing?" He asked you, flicking his tail so that the tip now rested on top of your head. Giggling, you released his tail from your mouth and gave him a 💩-eating grin. "Oh come on, heng'er, you literally came back from the Lufou as a dang lizard! Did you really expect me to not try and eat your tail?"

Dan heng sighed and let out a barely audible chuckle at your actions. Yup, you were his lover, all right— the same loveable idiot who managed to worm your way into his shielded heart. The one who broke down his hefty walls with a cute smile and a habit of making him fall for every little thing you do. Being your lover caused him to get minor migraines here and there— but you made up for them with your happy smile and daily cheek kisses.

Dan heng gazed at you fondly before sighing. "Alright then, if you want to know how it tastes so much" He lifted his tail up to your mouth with the slightest rosy tint painted on his cheeks, averting his eyes from yours. He knows how stupid this was— a person trying to eat a dragon's tail of all things? Yet, despite the idiocy of it all, he felt warmth bloom and spread in his chest when the sound of your delighted gasp reached his pointed ears.

"Really?" You asked in an overjoyed voice, your smile so bright it almost caused Dan heng to go blind. "Can I really Nom Nom your tail?" Eyes sparkling with mirth, you eagerly looked at Dan heng for a response. Seeing your joy, Dan heng smiled softly before replying in a small voice, "If doing this makes you happy..." He paused before continuing in a whisper, red dusting his cheeks. "Then I don't see why not."

Your smile somehow widened even more at his words— an ecstatic look plastered on your face. Ok, it's official. Dan heng needs to go see an ophthalmologist. That gorgeous smile you just gave him made the poor guy go blind! Not to mention— the longer he stares at you, the more his heart feels as if it's going to burst right out of his chest!

... On second thought, send this man to an emergency room because you just (unknowingly) killed this dragon.

Squealing in glee, you immediately grabbed his tail and gently nibbled it like before. To your surprise, it tasted like those chicken nuggets you liked to eat! Only... a bit more scaley and rougher on the texture. You hummed at the discovery of this new information and engraved it permanently into your mind.

Seeing that you were now happy, Dan heng returned to his duties as an archivist. The feeling of your warm mouth on his tail bringing him solace as he sorted through the many entry files. The archives were silent after that ordeal. With you busy Nom Nom-ing on his tail, and Dan heng diligently inputting information into the data bank.

Some time passed after and he was still working while you... you were still nipping his tail. It was silent except for the soft sounds of his humming, and your chomp chomps. Well— it was silent until March decided to barge in with a cheerful "HELLO GUYS!", and the trailblazer walking in right behind her.

Seeing the chaotic duo, Dan Heng immediately transformed into his human form, but it was too late. The baseball bat-wielding raccoon and amnesiac camera girl had already seen you nibbling on Dan heng's tail. No- They had seen Dan heng letting you chomp on his tail.

March gasped with a betrayed look on her face. "Dan heng! I never knew we could eat your tail! I wanna try your tail too!" The trailblazer nodded his head and pouted. "Bro, I wanna eat your tail too! Why only y/n?? This is blatant favoritism!" At the chaotic duo's words, Dan heng only narrowed his eyes at them before saying "That's because if I let you taste my tail, you would try to deep-fry it as a whole."

The trailblazer shrugged "Guilty." He said, with a smug grin on his face. You wanted to punch him. Unfortunately, however, before you could pull a John Cena on the grinning raccoon, March put her hands on her hips and smiled as she said "Ok, you two lovebirds! Pom-Pom said to come down for breakfast so get your lazy butts moving!"

You sighed. Welp- there goes your tail-eating time with Dan heng. As you left the room with the others, you couldn't help but feel a spark of disappointment from your private time with Dan heng being interrupted. Who knows when you'll be able to munch on his tail again? But judging from the way he refuses to meet your eyes, and how his tail subtly wags whenever you glance at him, you have a (correct) instinct it may not be the last time it happens.

A/N: I had this in my drafts for a long time... haha! Anyhow, I sincerely hope you enjoyed🥺 I loved writing this sm and I was giggling uncontrollably while writing about MC chomping on our lizard's tail. MC really out here living the dream life, huh? (It should've been me). Thank you for helping me decide on what to write. ilysm<3! Have an amazing day/night all of you!! (The fact that I uploaded this as aventurineswife exposed me is insane😭🙏)

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