#wtf is this

[thedoctordoesmarvel416]

this puts it pretty well. doesn't it?

i hate being afraid to go to school.

i hate being afraid to go to the library.

the park.

the store.

friend's houses.

concerts.

the movies.

barnes&noble.

anywhere.

[killerpound]

LMAO NOT MY CVTS BEJNG ON GOOGLE 😭🙏

[eddienotcursed]

Graaah two little engineer doodles!!!!!

[cdsillylilyposting]

Wtf is this blusky????

No probably not tho let's be honest

[waterbending-warrior]

This just in: the only person you can sexualize is Jesus Christ our lord and saviour because was born a fully formed adult! Go ahead all! Imagine jesus having sex! (Not with anyone though, because that other person was once a child 😞✊)

Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

[mysharona1987]

I can’t wait to hear how the bees are also Hamas.

[sunnypopoki]

Just because Trump supposedly brought tiktok back doesn’t mean he’s someone worth following. You may notice that TikTok says “thanks to Trump we are back” or something of that matter, but you need to realize that people will do good things to persuade others to follow them. Trump has caused many issues inside America and a lot of his values and actions follow the same path past dictators followed. He does not care about Gaza, Ukraine, or Congo. He does not care about the immigrants who come into our country. He does not care about the LGBTQ+ community. He does not care about the black, asian, Native American, Mexican lives in American. He’s selfish, he wants power, and he knows how to control the masses. Remember to stay smart guys and love your neighbors.

[star-flavored-ramen]

This can’t be real, THIS CANT BE REAL

Jesus

[kirkysixx]

I’m honestly lost on words here. How can I express myself?

[catofoldstones]

we already have people bitching about how “i can’t stand Chani, she’s so annoying 🙄” and “Paul chose Chani to be the mother of his children, Irulan is just at the sidelines eating dust as she should”, like brothers we cannot do this again. We can’t Chani v Irulan our way out of this one because the problem is Paul and the Empire. Gosh, we truly are never getting out of the patriarchy.

[calistra1star]

just this

[eddienotcursed]

“Couldn’t get lieutenant Bites to smile in the picture though”

Family picccccccc

[theoddest1]

[your-sleeparalysisdem0n]

⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩Thinking about how Mydei would just stand there staring at you, forming all kinds of scenarios in his head about courting you and sweeping you off your feet- only to realize has no clue how to do so.

Mydei, secretly jumping at any chance to help you out with something, only to fail embarrassingly because of his rapid heartbeat and flushed face. Did you notice how flushed his cheeks were? Hopefully not. He prays to any titan listening that you don't see him in such a state.

Mydei, who tries to be your hero in any situation. You're lonely and need company? He's already running towards you. Your arms hurt from carrying your luggage all day? Poof! Your stuff has disappeared right into his arms! You can't reach the top shelf to get the book you want? No worries! He, your savior, will get it for you!

Mydei, who stretches his toned, muscular arms while reaching for your book in order to impress you- acting all nonchalant and pretending like he doesn't care, only to malfunction the moment your soft skin ever-so-slightly brushes against his. His tall, sturdy frame going rigid as you turn to stare up at him with those big, doe eyes of yours, asking him why he suddenly stopped. Heart beating erratically at your close proximity while trying to keep an unaffected poker face with his entire being.

Mydei, who turns around abruptly so you can't see his face- now redder than the fresh pomegranate juice he likes to drink. Leaving you bewildered as he whirls around and quickly walks away from you. Taking your precious book with him in the process. "Mydei, where are you going-" you say, but are unable to finish your sentence as his broad figure disappears around the corner.

Mydei, who sits on his bed, soft sheets on the floor and his room a mess. As the Chrysos heir nearly bangs his head on a nearby wall from the frustration of being completely immobile in your presence. He wants to compliment you on your hair today? The words die before he can even think of them. He wants to converse in idle chatter with you? Too bad! The prince's tongue gets messed up in a constrictor's knot. He wants to confess to you about his undying feelings and get on his knees for you? His legs are already leading him the other way, and he takes a sudden interest in that flower pot over there. What a pretty flower pot, isn't it? Not as pretty as you though. You with your lush lips and perfect skin- annnddd, he's gone now.

Unfortunately for both of you, he could never bring himself to say that. For in your presence, the almighty warrior, the Duke of battle, the fearsome Mydeimos, turns into a brain-dead schoolboy unable to speak- and worst of all, you have no idea of the fool you turned him into.

A/N: how's that for a second fic? I had so much fun writing this lmao. Divider by @cafekitsune! You make the most amazing graphics <33 Ty for reading! Who knows, maybe I'll do a part 2!

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[bame-the-3d]

„I think so highly of you, I didn’t realize you thought so low of me“

Oh my god SHUT UP