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Part 6 of incorrect les mis
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Grantaire: I will not let a technicality stop me.
Joly: Techni- you mean the law?
Grantaire: Yes I hate that word.
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Bahorel: I asked Feuilly out.
Montparnasse: Oh, I'm sorry.
Bahorel: Why?
Montparnasse: Well, I assume he said no.
Bahorel: No, he said yes.
Montparnasse: Really? Then I'm sorry for him.
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Courfeyrac: Gay as fuck to be a angry politician. What are you mad about? Men? Are you just crazy about men?
Grantaire: I hear that politics is a man dominated field. Is that what you want? To be dominated by other men?
Enjolras: *confused* I beg your pardon????
Grantaire: *holding out a Bouquet of flowers* what's not clicking?
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Jehan: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I'm just gonna label it, 'What were you thinking?'
Feuilly: Funny, 'cause I was just going to go across the hall and write that on Montparnasse.
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Courfeyrac to Combeferre: I don't know how many times I have to say this. Do not like a picture of my ass on Instagram if you don't want me in your DMs telling you to spank it, all right? Just don't do it.
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Fantine: Javert, you and Valjean did not do it. And while I applaud your misguided efforts to make me jealous, I have work to do. So... leave.
Javert: I don't care about making you jealous. I just care about pleasing your fella.
Fantine: Valjean is not "my fella".
Javert: *smirks* And how!
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Eponine: I've kinda of had this uh, this crush on you. But since you were with Marius, I-I didn't do anything about it. But, now that you're not, I'd really like to ask you out sometime. So-so that's-that's what I'm doing, now.
*Marius gets this hurt expression on his face and goes into the back room*
Cosette: Wow! Umm....
*A loud crash and the sound of breaking dishes. Followed quickly by another crash, Marius emerges with everyone looking at him*
Marius: I dropped a cup.
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*Grantaire stops Combeferre*
Grantaire: Oh, Combeferre, I saw what happened. Is your boyfriend okay?
Combeferre: *stops short, looks at him* My boyfriend?!
Grantaire: Yeah, th-th-the loud little friendly one you're always hanging around with...oh, uh, Courfeyrac.
Combeferre: He's not my boyfriend.
Grantaire: Are you sure...?
Combeferre: Yes, I'm sure. I don't like him. He's shallow and loud, talkative. He's everything that I hate.
Grantaire: But Combeferre, you hate everything.
Combeferre: What's that supposed to mean?
Grantaire: Well, it means that... that maybe you like him cause... *sings* I kinda think you dooo.
Combeferre: No! How could I like him. Because I don't like him! Because I can't like him! Grantaire, if I like him.... shoot me.
Grantaire: *turns to him and makes a finger gun* POW!!
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Grantaire to Enjolras: You'll figure out what to do Apollo, you have great instincts. You have a great butt too, but that's a whole other thing.
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Bossuet, drunkingly confronting Musichetta: Hey you! Musichetta is it? Yeah. I don't know where you're from. But I'll have you know, I am the catch of Paris.
Joly: That's true. That's how he signed my yearbook.
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Marius: Okay, remember, workout time tomorrow is 6:30. So get some rest. Or do what I do: lie awake and listen to your roommate do stuff with your other roommate on the other side of the wall.
*Everyone stares at Eponine and Cosette*
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Joly, putting a hand on Bossuet's forehead: God, you're hot...
Bossuet: So are you.
Joly: With a fever.
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Courfeyrac: We don't have to do nothing *looks around* nothing big was taken, probably some kids having fun.
Enjolras: Fun?
Courfeyrac: Yeah, you know, fun... that thing you've never had.
Enjolras: I have plenty of fun, okay *walks over to Grantaire and smiles* I'm fun, right?
Grantaire, looking Enjolras up and down: You're good lookin!
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Eponine: Anyway, I was wondering if, you were the sort of person who... eats lunch.
Cosette: Are you asking me out? 'Cause it would be kinda weird since I just broke up with Marius.
Eponine: Yeah uh... okay. I'm-I'm sorry. Bye.
Cosette: No! Wait! I was just saying that so you'd think I was a good person. Fight for me.
Eponine: Uhh, I won't take no for an answer.
Cosette: Not great, but we can work on it at lunch.
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*The other cops walking in on Javert packing up night vision goggles*
Javert: Oh man, I gotta go to the bench in town. I'm late to stalk Valjean.
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Courfeyrac: So what, we just sit?
Combeferre: Ohh, no, no. We're not going to just sit. *calls Marius* Shhh.
Marius, answering the phone: Hello, Marius Pontmercy.
Combeferre, in a high pitched female voice; Hello Mr. Pontmercy... I love you.
Marius, angrily: Alright, whoever this is, stop calling me! *Les Amis silently laughing* It's been six months! It's not funny!
Combeferre: But, I love you.
Marius: Leave me alone! For the love of God, leave me alone!!!
*Combeferre hangs up*
Combeferre: And that's Wednesday.
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Feuilly: We just have to really, really, really, not let stuff like money get--is that a hickey?
Jehan: No, I just, I fell down.
Feuilly: On someone's lips? Where'd you get the hickey?
*Bahorel high fives Montparnasse*
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*Marius tries to enter the Cafe back room that has a voice command*
Marius: Marius.
Computer: Access denied.
Marius: Pontmercy.
Computer: Access denied.
Marius: Nostrils.
Computer: Access Denied.
Marius: *grumbles* Napoleon's Bitch.
Computer: Welcome, mari-quiff.
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Marius: I know I didn't do anything wrong, but where am I gonna find another friend like Courfeyrac?
Eponine: Look, there are plenty of other fish in the sea, okay? It's like when you and Cosette broke up. It was for the best. And after a while, she found someone better. Me. And since then, I've enjoyed throwing that in your face as often as possible. What was your question again?
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*Valjean and Javert hug*
Fantine: Could you cut it out? I gotta go home to an empty apartment.
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*Marius wants to talk to a hidden Cosette*
Marius: Eponine, do you know where she is?
Eponine: 712 Forest Lane, blue house with a little flamingo on the lawn.
Marius: Wow. Stalk much?
Eponine: Yes.
#grantaire#enjolras#les amis de l'abc#exr#enjolras x grantaire#enjoltaire#e x r#rxe#combeferre#courfeyrac#courferre#les amis#sources: tumblr#cosette fauchelevent#eposette#eponine thenardier#marius pontmercy#montparnasse#musichetta#jean valjean#jehan prouvaire#joly#javert#bossuet#bahorel#fantine les mis#feuilly#incorrect les mis quotes
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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
#it's bad if you want i have sex it's also bad if you DON'T want to have sex#god forbid if you're a woman in a heterosexual marriage and aren't in the mood#that's 'withholding sex' and you're clearly abusive scum who should be divorced and left without any of your shared assets.#but if you DO have sex now you're a degenerate freak plotting for the downfall of western society#i don't know what to say i'm just so tired#politics#culture#queerphobia#lgbtqia#misogyny#<it's not the exclusive source but let's be honest sooo much of this is integral to the patriarchy#patriarchy needs access to an underclass they can treat like sex objects but they also don't want them to have any human rights#so sexuality is both obligatory and stigmatized#purity culture#i'm really struggling with tagging this because most of the appropiate tags would- in a beautiful twist of irony- get me booted off tumblr
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Dick: The real reason Howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion.
Jason: This sounds like a joke but I read the book. This is the literal reason.
#source: tumblr#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#batman#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dc comics
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cats and libraries ۫ ꣑ৎ
#book#reading#booklr#books and reading#book review#bookworm#bookish#book photography#bibliophile#book blog#currently reading#book club#library#book lover#bookstore#books to read#book tumblr#book aesthetic#book community#books books books#bookshelves#bookshelf#bookstagram#books & libraries#books and literature#pinterest#source: pinterest#cats#cats of tumblr#catsoftheworld
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "four hour video essay about plagiarism" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw brian deer say that exact sentence before
my buddy hbomberguy, pacing: james somerton is lying to us
#in the spirit of the new hbomberguy video: the original source of this meme seems to be a tweet by user @sabatonfan69#which i found through tumblr user @thesituation#hbomberguy
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Don’t let anyone who hasn't been in your shoes tell you how to tie your laces.
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#tf2#team fortress 2#artists on tumblr#my art#team fortress#tf2 scout#scout tf2#gmod#gmod art#source engine#liminal#dreamcore#liminal spaces#weirdcore#team fortress fanart
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starry eyed
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Another natural hair appreciation post. 🤎✨ I just LOVE our hair so much.
#black tumblr#black aesthetic#aesthetic#natural hair appreciation#hair aesthetic#black hair#natural hair#locs#long locs#black women#source: pinterest#pinterest#long hair#short hair#aesthetics#black women aesthetic#brown women
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Something silly...
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Kon: Tim is my friend, and if I love him, it’s the way I would love a brother. Jason: Tim is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I would call the police
#batfamily#tim drake#batbros#batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#jason todd#kon el kent#timkon#source: tumblr
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a painting of my home in the warped forest
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#nqh art#artists on tumblr#art#digital art#minecraft#minecraft nether#warped forest#minecraft art#enderman#source memories#plural artist#screenshot redraw#digital painting#landscape#- 🟣
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Remus: how did Reggie first came out to you?
Sirius: well there were always signs, but when he really did, he did it by giving me a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"
Remus: That's cute
Sirius: It was NOT cute!
Sirius: I thought he was pregnant.
#Inspired by a post here i cant find to tag about a guy and his tattoo artist#sirius black#regulus black#wolfstar#trans regulus#the black brothers#sirius being sirius#sirius and regulus#regulus deserved better#reggie black#sirius orion black#remus lupin#the noble house of black#the noble and most ancient house of black#regulus being regulus#regulus being a little shit#trans reggie#mauraders#incorrect quotes#marauders incorrect quotes#source: tumblr
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Jason: When I die again, my tombstone won’t say RIP, it will say VIP.
Tim: That’s because they reserved a special place in hell for you.
Jason: Yeah, the throne.
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a solid visual representation of me in a bookstore
#book blog#booklr#bookworm#bookblr#bookstagram#books#reading#book aesthetic#book#books & libraries#cats#cats of tumblr#books and cats#source: pinterest#cat reader#cats and books#lol#cute#visual representation#library
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