#source: titus

[capndragn94]

*At the police station*

Mermista: I’m here for my boyfriend.

Desk sergeant: Who’s your boyfriend?

Mermista: You must be new here.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Cassandra: Does the perpetrator have any scars?

Caitlyn: Only emotional!

Cassandra: There's no box for that. I'll just tick 'Other'.

[incorrect-malfoys]

Narcissa: Bellatrix is my sister. I love her with all my heart. No matter how many times I'm charged as an accessory

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

[Porky has misinterpreted Bugs' instructions about running into Petunia.]

Porky: Y-y-y-y-you said make it look like an accident!

Bugs: [incredulous] Not a car accident! Who are you? Daffy?

Daffy: Yeah, dummy.

[incorrect-hgs]

Cal: What do you got there, Fruit?

Slime Boy: Of course not. Cheese is strictly a dairy product.

Cal: No, I’m calling you a fruit.

Source: titus

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[incorrectbatfam]

Bat-Cow: Where are Ace, Titus, and Haley?

Alfred the cat: They’re playing hide-and-seek.

Bat-Cow: Where?

Alfred the cat: I don’t think you get how this game works.

[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

*Tim texting Damian

Tim: Good morning Demon spawn

Tim: On a scale of overwhelmed to ready to be the star of a true crime podcast, what is your sanity level this morning?

Damian: Closer to true crime than Father is comfortable with.

Tim: Okay, in that case…Titus absolutely didn’t get in the fridge and ruin his diet today.

Damian: TITUS DID WHAT?

[pianostrings]

New stills from Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver

[guardianreadersofthegalaxy]

Graham: *enters TARDIS* Thirteen: There he is! Graham: Did you forget my name again? Thirteen: Oh you! Graham: You still haven't said it

[from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt]

[capndragn94]

Teacher: Your child has been suspended for three days. They were punching a kid repeatedly in the stomach.

Catra: I'll take care of it.

Teacher: Thank you.

Catra: Punching in the stomach? What have I always told you? GO FOR THE EYES!

Finn: *sadly* I know...

Catra: Let's get some ice cream. We have three days to practice your Eagle Claw! *mimics clawing an eye out*

Finn: Thanks, Mama. I love you.

Catra: I love you too, Slugger!

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi: You taught Caitlyn how to swim by chucking her in a lake. You taught her not to stick her finger in a light socket by letting her stick is finger in a light socket! You let a car fall on her; I still don't know what that taught her.

Cassandra: Cars are heavy.

Vi: Everybody knows that!

Cassandra: So does she, thanks to me!

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Daffy: I hear Stham made dinner. I'm surprised. Usually, the turkey is sthaying sthuch threatening things to him, he can't get clothse enough to cook it.

Bugs: Thanksgiving (cut to Yosemite Sam shooting a raw turkey with a handgun): A very special episode.

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

could be completely wrong but:

what if we saw the queen of the night from die zauberflöte in kind of the same way as vitellia from la clemenza di tito—two powerful women who have been (or at least feel) slighted by male-dominated power dynamics and, while they genuinely love the people they’re trying to manipulate (pamina and sesto respectively) brutally manipulate them anyway?

the differences, of course, being that they’re working in/against different structures with different rulers (sarastro and tito respectively, and we all know they’re very different), and of course that the queen of the night never gets the redemptive moment/heel-face that vitellia does

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Artanis, on her way to tell Farkas that she's the one who assassinated Titus Mede: Whisper a dangerous secret to someone you care about.

Artanis: Now they have the power to destroy you, but they won’t. That’s what love is.

[incorrectbatfam]

Titus: *barking*

Stephanie: Damian, please stop Titus.

Damian: *starts barking*

Titus: *barks back*

Damian: He says no.

[aucouture]

tv stop letting men kill lesbian characters