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[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [243/?]

[magpiecrust]

Shockwave: I'm a scientist Megatron: Oh, a scientist? What kind? Shockwave: I'm sorry, i don't understand? Megatron: what's your field of study? Shockwave: Science

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Artificer: I'm a scientist. Wizard: A scientist? What kind? Artificer: I'm sorry, I don't understand? Wizard: What's your field of study? Artificer: Science.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Fugitoid: I'm a scientist.

Donnie: A scientist? What kind?

Fugitoid: I'm sorry, I don't understand?

Donnie: What's your field of study?

Fugitoid: Science.

[danganronpafakes]

We are not history yet. We are happening now. How miraculous is that?

Source: Welcome to Night Vale (“PTA Meeting”)

[incorrect-losers]

Mike: Drive it like you stole it. But you stole it because you loved it and you would not like to see it damaged. Basically, drive carefully

[incorrect-agatha]

Jen: I’m not afraid.

Narrator: And she wasn’t. She was angry, which is the more productive cousin of fear.

[charmingradiobelle]

Sir Pentious: I’m a sscientist.

Emily: ooh a scientist? What kind?

Sir Pentious: I’m ssorry, I don’t undersstand.

Emily: what’s your field of study?

Sir Pentious: sscience.

[incorrectrivals]

Rupert: I'm not sure, I haven't planned out every moment. I will definitely be nude, though.

[incorrect-niche-quotes]

Remember this, Ferryport Landing. Vote correctly or never see your loved ones again

-Heart

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Joy: If you don’t have anything nice to say, you could say really awful things instead.

Joy: It’s an option!

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [239/?]

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Paarthurnax: Are we living a life that is safe from harm? Of course not. We never are. But that is not the right question. The question is, are we living a life that is worth the harm?

Odahviing: Does this mean I can fly into the sun?

Paarthurnax: No—

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph: If you don't have anything nice to say, you could say really awful things instead.

Raph: It's an option...

[danganronpafakes]

Kyoko: The present tense of regret is indecision. Byakuya: The future tense of fear is either comedy or tragedy. Makoto: And the past tense of toast is toasted!

Source: Welcome to Night Vale ("Eternal Scouts")

[terrorquotestm]

Franklin: Ignorance may not actually be bliss, but it certainly is less work.