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Morpheus: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Alyssa: And I need you to be less vague and weird.
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Morpheus: When I first met you, I did not like you
Jeb: I'm aware of that
Morpheus: But then you and I had some time together
Jeb: Uh huh
Morpheus: it did not get better
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Morpheus: In twenty years, I guarantee you, I will be Alyssa's second husband
Alyssa: What happened to my first husband?
Morpheus: Nothing you can prove
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Alyssa and Jeb: *holding each other with their foreheads pressed together*
Morpheus: What the fuck?!? Is this allowed? Is this allowed?!
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Alyssa: Morpheus, why do you have to be so mean?
Morpheus: Everyone has to have a hobby. I used to collect stamps, but this is way more fun
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Morpheus: I hate to say “I told you so”—
Jeb: No, you don’t. You would marry “I told you so” and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.
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Morpheus: *whispers* I don't like you.
Jeb: *whispers* I'll get over it.
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Jeb: You can win any argument by saying “shut up, nerd” at the end
Morpheus: No you can’t
Jeb: Shut up, nerd
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Morpheus: Can I say something that will probably annoy you?
Alyssa: Since when do you ask for permission?
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Alyssa: Aren’t you supposed to be drinking tea, anyway?
Morpheus: Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense.
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Morpheus: Any questions?
Jeb: Are you always such a dick?
Morpheus: Yes.
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Did you read the five stages of grief from Rin Chupeco?
I’m sorry if this is super late, I just saw the ask. But I actually haven’t heard of that one. I’ve fallen in love with her writing from the bone witch so I’m super excited to read the rest of her work
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You can run but I'll still be in your nightmares
-Baba Yaga
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You're dumb. I mean, I-I love you too.
-Sabrina to Puck
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Sabrina: You're an idiot
Puck: Yeah, well, I'm your idiot. Foreverrrrr
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Don't underestimate us! Our families motto is 'Maybe we'll get lucky this time'!
-Sabrina
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It’s either this or we have to put Puck down
-Mr. Canis
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