#incorrect sibuna quotes

[she-is-miller]

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Robert: So when Jesus rises from his grave everyone rejoices and it becomes a holiday but when I, Robert Frobisher-Smythe ——

[joysmercer]

fabian: your blood pressure is 160/100. nina: is that high? fabian: yes! nina: and is high…good? fabian: NO!

[superbbouquettidalwavo]

Nina: I'm perfectly normal!

The party goers not in Sibuna stare at her

Nina: Just cause I hear voices doesn't make me crazy.

Sibuna facepalms

Fabian: Way to help your case, Nina

[tinkerbelldetective]

Nina: Joy called me her 'favorite bitch' today. Not sure how I feel about that, but I think it's a step in the right direction.

[ambersgiantpanda]

Nothing's really going on in my life, just constantly thinking about my gorgeous girl Kira Miller

[flamingfalcon3]

Fabian: Babe, you're so funny!

Nina: We have 1492 days until your tragic premature death. You will break my trust three times before that happens, but I forgive you.

Fabian: Awwww, that's sweet of you!

[house-of-secrets]

Alfie: I’m never donating blood ever again.

Alfie: The second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another!

Jerome: What do you mean?

Alfie: ‘Where did you get it?’ 'Why is it in a bucket?’ I mean, do you want it or not?

[non-cannon]

Fabian: Stressed. Eddie: Depressed. Nina: Possessed. Amber: Obsessed. Patricia: Impressed. Alfie: Chicken breast. Everyone: ...What? Alfie: I just wanted to join in.

[fawncrw]

Fabian: Is there a spirit in this house?

Ouija Board: Yes

Fabian: Good, the rent is 750 every month and is due every 1st.

Ouija Board: W-T-F?

[lilydreaming13]

incorrect quotes: Eddie finds out that Patricia kissed Joy once.  Eddie: I thought I was your first kiss. Patricia: I said you were the first boy I ever kissed. Eddie: Yeah, that makes sense.

[she-is-miller]

Joy: why are you following me?

Jerome: because we’re dating now

Joy: okay… what about Alfie?

Alfie: we’re a package deal

Jerome: buy one idiot, get one free

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Alfie: Apparently it was "rude" of us to pitch in our two cents on a conversation we happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them.

Jerome: On an unrelated note, we are no longer allowed to access the school’s air vents.

[joysmercer]

fabian: i'm perfectly calm! kt: you're not calm, fabian, you're acting like a nervous hoolelia! patricia: a what? kt: …it may not be a word. it may just be something my grandpa used to say.

[superbbouquettidalwavo]

Fabian (looks Nina over): Nina. What's with the getup.

Nina (looks at herself in the mirror): These are my work clothes.

Fabian: what kind of work...

Nina: You know. The fun kind. (Places a yellow eyed black skull mask on). How do I look?

Fabian: Like a monster?

Nina (gushes excitedly): Excellent. Now let's talk to Victor!

[tinkerbelldetective]

Fabina Incorrect Quotes

Amber: So, what are your guys' pet names?

Fabian: Oh no we don't really-

Amber: What's the last name of Wendy from Peter Pan?

Fabian: Darling.

Nina, peaking around the corner: Yeah?

Amber: Don't lie to me again.