#incorrect sibuna quotes

[she-is-miller]

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Mr. Sweet: Today I finally realised I'm just plain old.

Mrs. Andrews: What happened?

Mr. Sweet: I slipped and fell on something, and instead of laughing, Alfie and Jerome came running to see if I was alright.

Mrs. Andrews:

Mr. Sweet: I saw fear in their eyes.

[superbbouquettidalwavo]

Nina: I'm perfectly normal!

The party goers not in Sibuna stare at her

Nina: Just cause I hear voices doesn't make me crazy.

Sibuna facepalms

Fabian: Way to help your case, Nina

[joysmercer]

fabian: your blood pressure is 160/100. nina: is that high? fabian: yes! nina: and is high…good? fabian: NO!

[tinkerbelldetective]

Nina: Joy called me her 'favorite bitch' today. Not sure how I feel about that, but I think it's a step in the right direction.

[ambersgiantpanda]

Nothing's really going on in my life, just constantly thinking about my gorgeous girl Kira Miller

[flamingfalcon3]

Fabian: Babe, you're so funny!

Nina: We have 1492 days until your tragic premature death. You will break my trust three times before that happens, but I forgive you.

Fabian: Awwww, that's sweet of you!

[house-of-secrets]

Alfie: I’m never donating blood ever again.

Alfie: The second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another!

Jerome: What do you mean?

Alfie: ‘Where did you get it?’ 'Why is it in a bucket?’ I mean, do you want it or not?

[non-cannon]

Fabian: Stressed. Eddie: Depressed. Nina: Possessed. Amber: Obsessed. Patricia: Impressed. Alfie: Chicken breast. Everyone: ...What? Alfie: I just wanted to join in.

[fawncrw]

Fabian: Is there a spirit in this house?

Ouija Board: Yes

Fabian: Good, the rent is 750 every month and is due every 1st.

Ouija Board: W-T-F?

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Fabian: I hate how Alexa is marketed as “part of the family”

Fabian: Like, if I wanted an untrustworthy, cold, and emotionless machine in my life, I would just talk to Victor.

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Robert: So when Jesus rises from his grave everyone rejoices and it becomes a holiday but when I, Robert Frobisher-Smythe ——

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Alfie: Apparently it was "rude" of us to pitch in our two cents on a conversation we happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them.

Jerome: On an unrelated note, we are no longer allowed to access the school’s air vents.

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Mara, about Jerome: I could fix him.

Alfie: He has like four other people trying to fix him. I'm one of them.

Mara: Wait what —

Alfie: We're starting to look like a construction crew.

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Patricia: I’ve only said I love you to three people: my sister, Joy, and Eddie when he sacrificed himself to Ra. I only regret one of those.

Alfie: Which one?

Patricia: Eddie. He recovered like 45 minutes later, so I just looked like an idiot.

Eddie: We’re literally in a committed relationship.

Patricia: Still.

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Mick, on the phone: Hello, Fabian? My hands are stuck in Pringles tubes. Both hands, yes.

Mick: Look, it doesn’t matter how I dialed the number, can you please just come help me?