#incorrect sibuna quotes

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Nina: Fabian and I are dating.

Mara: Oh, we’ve known for ages!

Nina:

Fabian:

Fabian: We only started dating two days ago.

Mick: What the fuck were you doing before that???

[she-is-miller]

[superbbouquettidalwavo]

Nina: I'm perfectly normal!

The party goers not in Sibuna stare at her

Nina: Just cause I hear voices doesn't make me crazy.

Sibuna facepalms

Fabian: Way to help your case, Nina

[joysmercer]

fabian: your blood pressure is 160/100. nina: is that high? fabian: yes! nina: and is high…good? fabian: NO!

[tinkerbelldetective]

Nina: Joy called me her 'favorite bitch' today. Not sure how I feel about that, but I think it's a step in the right direction.

[flamingfalcon3]

Fabian: Babe, you're so funny!

Nina: We have 1492 days until your tragic premature death. You will break my trust three times before that happens, but I forgive you.

Fabian: Awwww, that's sweet of you!

[house-of-secrets]

Alfie: I’m never donating blood ever again.

Alfie: The second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another!

Jerome: What do you mean?

Alfie: ‘Where did you get it?’ 'Why is it in a bucket?’ I mean, do you want it or not?

[non-cannon]

Fabian: Stressed. Eddie: Depressed. Nina: Possessed. Amber: Obsessed. Patricia: Impressed. Alfie: Chicken breast. Everyone: ...What? Alfie: I just wanted to join in.

[fawncrw]

Fabian: Is there a spirit in this house?

Ouija Board: Yes

Fabian: Good, the rent is 750 every month and is due every 1st.

Ouija Board: W-T-F?

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Eddie, opening mail from Joy: Baby shower invitation? Uh, no thanks, Joy, I can have a regular sized shower whenever I want.

Patricia, snatching the letter: Give me that!

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Mara, about Jerome: I could fix him.

Alfie: He has like four other people trying to fix him. I'm one of them.

Mara: Wait what —

Alfie: We're starting to look like a construction crew.

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Mr. Sweet: Today I finally realised I'm just plain old.

Mrs. Andrews: What happened?

Mr. Sweet: I slipped and fell on something, and instead of laughing, Alfie and Jerome came running to see if I was alright.

Mrs. Andrews:

Mr. Sweet: I saw fear in their eyes.

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Nina, after dealing with Senkhara: If I was a boss I would treat my goons right.

They would know love. "You got it, boss" will be met with "Stay safe out there, boys. You're my pride and joy"

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Fabian: Describe yourself in one word.

Nina: Yours.

Fabian: Oh, that's so cute, I thought you were gonna say "sad" or "doomed by the narrative" or something like that.

[she-is-miller]

Joy: why are you following me?

Jerome: because we’re dating now

Joy: okay… what about Alfie?

Alfie: we’re a package deal

Jerome: buy one idiot, get one free

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Joy: Would you rather have to kill me or Eddie?

Patricia: Hmm, that’s hard, but I think I’d have to go with Jerome!

Jerome, from the other room: I wasn’t even a fucking option!