#source: scott pilgrim

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Carrie. Break out the L-word.

Carrie: Lesbian?

Jason: The other L-word.

Carrie: ...Lesbians?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Kate. Break out the L-word.

Kate: Lesbian?

Clint: The other L-word.

Kate: Lesbians?

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Fritz: *when explaining the Respawn Machine* Jeremy... you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?

[incorrect-finding-frankie]

Lucky Contestant, to Real Frankie: If you want to date me, first, you’ll have to defeat my seven evil exes.

[correctmickeyquotes]

Daisy: I think you're the nicest guy I've ever dated

Donald: that's kinda sad

[pkmnincorrectquotes]

If Melli joins Ingo in the present:

Melli: *heading out with Elesa before calling* Be back in a bit, baby!

Ingo: *loudly from the opposite side of the house* OKAY, BYE! I’LL MISS YOOOU!

Melli: I'll miss you fucking more!

[crybabycunt]

Yelena, answering her phone: Hello?

Kate: It's Kate.

Yelena: What did she do this time?

Kate: No. I mean, it's me, Kate. It's actually me.

Yelena: What did you do this time?

[incorrect-alnst]

Hyuna, answering phone: Hello?

Dewey: It's Dewey.

Hyuna: What did he do this time?

Dewey: No, it's me, Dewey. It's actually me.

Hyuna: What did you do this time?

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

Stealth Elf: (answering her phone) Hello?

Spyro: It's Spyro.

Stealth Elf: What did he do this time?

Spyro: No, it's me, Elfy! It's actually me!

Stealth Elf: What did you do this time?

[incorrect-whos-lila]

Lila: Hello. It's Lila. Yu: What did she do this time? Lila: No, it’s Lila. It’s actually me. Yu: What did you do this time?

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: Hello.

Julie: It's Julie.

Frank: *sighs* What did she do this time?

Julie: No, it's me, Julie!

Frank: *zero hesitation* What did you do this time?

[incorrect-supernoobs]

Zenblock, answering his phone: Hello?

Kevin: It's Kevin.

Zenblock, keys in hand: What did he do this time?

Kevin: No, it's me, Kevin, it's actually me.

Zenblock: What did you do this time?

[incorrectshantaequotes]

[Armor Baron knocks on a door, holding a package. Squid Baron opens the door]

Armor Baron: Are you...Hypno Baron?

Squid Baron: No, I'm Squid. Squid Baron. Hypno Baron is my cool roommate. He lets me use his credit card.

Armor Baron: Oh, so like a sugar daddy situation.

Squid Baron: Sugar what?

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

I couldn't even get a reservation at McDonald's. They laughed at me when I called.

Tyler Navarro, Power Rangers Dino Charge

[incorrectfexi]

lexi: when i'm around you, i kind of feel like i'm on drugs. not that i do drugs. unless you do drugs, in which case i do them all the time. all of them

[bitbc-incorrect-quotes-archive]

Lime Chiffon: (answering her phone) Hello?

Lemon Meringue: It's Lemon.

Lime Chiffon: What did she do this time?

Lemon Meringue: No, it's me, Lime! It's actually me!

Lime Chiffon: What did you do this time?